I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital

Chapter 63 Hospital Routine!Is it time for a showdown?
"Old man, you are so old, don't work too hard, pay more attention to your health! If you have a headache, brain fever and feel uncomfortable, don't be embarrassed to ask for leave. Our hospital is very humane and adheres to the people-oriented concept. Normal leave will not deduct wages!"

As the new dean, Li Wanji, before entering the gate.

I still don't forget to show concern and exhortation to this new old sweeper.

After all, the other party has a gray beard and looks so old.

Although he is tall, he should be only immature, without much strength.

And he has no relatives, no reason, no support, a typical lonely old man.

Now that he has entered his own Qingshan Hospital, he is a part of this big family.

There needs to be more love and care.

【Favorability +7】

Li Wanji received the favorability reminder from the Spirit of Heaven.

Sure enough, the feeling of being kind to others and doing good deeds is really comforting!
Holding little loli with one hand, he returned to the office under Malanhua's earnest escort.

Turn on the computer and find a small puzzle game for Junyi to play first.

On the other hand, he went out to the patient activity hall to do business and catch the boss.

This place is as usual, harmonious and lively.

All kinds of thought-provoking god-level remarks emerge in endlessly——

"You said, cats and dogs see us walking on two legs, will they think we are disabled?"

"What two? Isn't it three?"

……

"It is said that the memory of a fish is only seven seconds, so if I put it in a steamer, won't it forget that I am a fish killer?"

"Indeed! It is recommended to grill, so that you will be cooked!"

……

"Someone stabbed me back then, not only did he not apologize to me and was punished, he even stole money from me! How angry!"

"What? Who is this cunning villain? I dreamed at night to help you beat him up!"

"I don't know the name, but I only know that he is an appendicitis doctor."

……

"People have to sleep every day, so why don't we sleep all at once? Then we will never have to work hard to sleep again!"

"Who is it? Why do you want to sleep with it?"

"You bunch of single dogs! It's pitiful to sleep alone! It's not like me, every time I go to sleep, I grab a little ant to sleep with me, hehehe!"

……

……

Li Wanji suppressed a smile, trying to maintain his dean's posture.

If it were before, I would hear these thought-provoking god-level joyful topics.

He went straight up and interrupted.

With blazing eyes, he inspected all the patients in the activity hall.

Trying to find the big guy who most resembles the one who shot secretly and mysteriously last night.

And Ma Lanhua, who had already been ordered by the dean not to enter, stood silently outside the activity hall and waited.

Shuhuo muscles and bones, gearing up.

If there is any change, be ready to rush into it and output crazily at any time.

"Back then, I pacified the four seas and unified the world, and announced the end of the nine kingdoms' conquest, bloodshed and chaos. When I led millions of elite soldiers back to the imperial city, the crowds of people lined the streets to welcome them..."

"What Your Majesty said is true! Because I was there at the time!"

A somewhat familiar voice suddenly shouted in strong affirmation.

Li Wanji turned his head to look.

It turned out to be the "on-site brother".

I still remember that when I first met Beiming Xianzun Lao Chen, I went to the patient activity hall the next day.

At that time, Lao Chen was talking about the glorious past when he faced the army of millions of demons alone, and killed for seven days and nights with a knife in his hand, without blinking his eyes.

The old man once said the same thing, saying that he was at the scene.

Now Li Wanji is very steady and vigilant.

For the first time, Lao Chen told himself that he was the Beiming Immortal who guarded the Tianmen in the Northern Territory, but he didn't believe it;

The second time, Tuntian Yaohuang said that he once ate eight chicken-flavored and crunchy suns, and he felt that his brain was really seriously ill;
For the third time, the First Emperor of the [-]th Five-Year Plan said that he calmed down the world and ruled the world, and in the end he even felt that the heavens were so immoral and the whole country conquered the sky.

……

So many lessons learned.

Now even the patients in the Qingshan Mental Hospital say that they once picked up the stars with the sun and the moon in their hands.

No matter how outrageous it is, Li Wanji will carefully consider the possibility.

If the scene brother, what he said is true.

Doesn't it mean that this person was once a ceiling-level powerhouse who has survived countless years ago and witnessed the vicissitudes of the world?
With this in mind.

Li Wanji's eyes lit up, and he quickly sat down in front of the scene brother.

Started to ask for warmth and help to get closer.

"Brother, how long have you been in Qingshan Mental Hospital?"

"Tell the dean a secret. In fact, I have been here in my previous life."

amount……

This answer was so fresh and refined that it directly killed the sky.

Li Wanji didn't know how to answer the call for a moment.

So I had to give up the meaningless greetings, and asked directly into the topic:

"I just heard you say that you were there when His Majesty returned in triumph?"

"That's right! I was there at the time, and it was the big black foreign horse His Majesty was riding!"

The scene brother answered firmly.

Then he added: "I'm telling you the truth! When I fought with His Majesty to conquer the world, we couldn't even part with each other when we slept. Between each other... you know!"

At the scene, Xiafei's cheeks showed a shy and coy expression.

Li Wanji and his friends were stunned.

He couldn't take it anymore, so he got up and walked to the side of Emperor Shihuang.

Pulled aside, asked in a low voice:
"Your Majesty, when you returned in triumph, were you still riding a black ocean horse?"

"Yanma? What Yanma? Li Tiandi, why would you ask such a strange question?"

The first emperor also looked puzzled, and then explained: "I was riding on the emperor, and it was pulled by nine real dragons that were subdued by the widows! Riding a horse is so embarrassing. Whoever rides a horse is a serious emperor. If you say it, you won't be punished." People die laughing!"

After getting the answer, Li Wanji was not discouraged.

Maybe this brother at the scene temporarily short-circuited his mind and misremembered, or he was just talking nonsense on purpose to hide his identity.

I will never give up easily!
Sit back in front of the live brother again.

However, I haven't had time to find a suitable opening to cut into the topic.

The scene brother on the opposite side took the lead in saying:

"Actually, Dean, you suffered from overwork in your previous life. When you belched in front of the computer and died, I was there!"

"what?!"

Li Wanji was taken aback.

own previous life.

Because fifty chapters exploded on the day it was released, the hiccups landed on the computer keyboard.

This is a matter of another world!
How did the other party know?

And say it out of the blue.

Could it be that he stopped pretending and was ready for a complete showdown with himself? !

"Yes! I was at the scene. It was the chair you were sitting in, Dean. I watched you stay up all night writing codes on the computer screen every day. Even your hair was bald, and you were still screaming when you died suddenly. "Help me up, there is still a bug that hasn't been fixed"! Do you know how distressed I was at that time?"

Li Wanji: (￣△￣;)
I was a full-time author in my previous life, not a professional programmer with baldness.

And the hair is well protected and very lush.

He felt that he needed to go back and be quiet first.

And at this moment, in the corner of the patient activity hall.

Drawing a chessboard with the old man on the table, Yang Erque, a great philosopher who plays chess without pieces.

Seeing this scene, a playful smile appeared on his face.

who ever said...

This place is full of bigwigs with extraordinary identities?

Some patients are to avoid being noticed by them today.

Deliberately used to fool the real.

After all, there are only mental patients with abnormal brain circuits.

Only then can it be perfectly covered.

These mediocre and ordinary patients, with their own experience and cultivation, are the best in the world.

How could it be wrong?
(End of this chapter)