I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital

Chapter 85 Judicial God Malanhua!Meet crouching dragon and phoenix again!

After Huoyun Sanren left.

As the dean, Li Wanji carried a bag of prepared oranges in his hand.

After asking the staff in the hospital, he came to a special ward.

He came to visit the great inventor who was hidden in Qingshan Hospital, who had invented a special flashlight that would not turn on when there was no light, and would turn on when there was light.

As a "veteran" patient at the beginning of Qingshan Hospital's establishment, this great inventor has many privileges in the hospital.

Not only can you ignore the rules and regulations in the hospital, but even the wards are single-person independent luxury suites.

Of course, Li Wanji, who had been in contact with the military, already knew about it.

The privileges obtained by the great inventor have nothing to do with his brain-dead years.

Mainly because of his wise head full of wild ideas.

Knocked on the door.

After getting the permission from inside, Li Wanji pushed the door and walked into the ward.

The image of the great inventor is as chic and elegant as ever.

With thinning hair on the top of his head and a white vest whose original color is almost invisible, Erlang's legs are crossed with an extinguished cigarette holder in his mouth.

And opposite the great inventor, there was another person Li Wanji knew very well.

It is the great philosopher who once proposed his own psychotherapy, which is to ruthlessly deprive them of their right to be stupid.

This pair of crouching dragon and phoenix chicks gathered together, it seems that they are studying some shocking subject,

Sure enough, as Li Wanji expected, he had just entered the door.

The great inventor warmly invited him to sit down and join the discussion.

"See this ruler?"

The other party asked with a plastic ruler that elementary school students can buy for [-] cents from a street stationery store.

"I see." Li Wanji nodded.

"We are now discussing how to use this ruler to measure the weight of this world. Do you have any advice, Dean Li?"

This pair of crouching dragon and phoenix chicks stared at Li Wanji together, waiting for the next wonderful answer.
Li Wanji pondered for a moment, and then said: "I think we can completely crush this ruler machine into powder, and then take a plane and scatter the powder all over the world. Accurately measure the weight of the world!"

"Beautiful! Unexpectedly, Dean Li is also a wise person!"

The great inventor was cremated with wisdom, and he slapped his thigh in amazement and praised.

"Practice makes perfect!"

Li Wanji behaved very modestly, without any hint of arrogance.

I have been in Qingshan Mental Hospital for some time.

He has come into contact with various patients every day, and he has gradually gained experience.

"But this method is not practical, it is still too troublesome!"

The great philosopher on the side pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and said with a serious expression.

Li Wanji was shocked.

I feel that Comrade Yang Erque, a great philosopher who has not been admitted to the hospital for a long time, has a very gratifying treatment effect.

It's not far away from being discharged from the hospital!

"...It's too troublesome to go out and take a plane, and I'm still airsick."

At the end, the great philosopher Yang Erque added another sentence.

Ok.

It turned out that it was troublesome to fly.

As the director of Qingshan Hospital, Li Wanji decided to keep him in the hospital and continue to observe and observe.

In the end, under the expectant eyes of this pair of crouching dragon and phoenix chicks.

Li Wanji had no choice but to activate his increasingly sharpened brain.

Another very simple and flexible solution is given——

Insert this plastic ruler into the ground as a lever to move the whole world.

Then, according to the strength required for prying, lift up an iron ball of the same weight, as long as you weigh the weight of the iron ball, you can easily get the weight of the world!

"Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!"

After hearing this exquisite exposition, the crouching dragon and phoenix chicks clapped wildly with excited expressions.

Even the great inventor offered to invite Li Wanji to join their research team as the leader of the three-person team, so that everyone can explore various serious issues related to the survival of the world together in the future.

Li Wanji was very moved, and then rejected the other party.

Leave a bag of gift oranges at the ready and retreat away.

The main reason is that I am afraid that if I stay for a long time, I will really be completely assimilated.

Ever since he applied for the special job of a psychotherapist in Qingshan Mental Hospital, he has gradually become over-spirited.

After visiting the pair of crouching dragons and phoenixes, the great inventor and the great philosopher.

Li Wanji then came to the patient activity hall.

Start today's work of uncovering the big boss hidden among ordinary patients who once dealt with the evil blood shadow.

Just happened to stop by to look for Sister Ma and find out some information about her rebellious son.

The intelligence investigation work went very smoothly, and I even got a photo of Ma Baocheng Nizi.

But there is still no progress in the work of finding out the boss.

The suspect "Brother Scene" who had been in contact with before.

Still the same as usual, no matter what you say, he will interrupt and shout: "It's true! I was there!"

Later, Li Wanji looked for the target again.

He sat across from the old man who sat in front of the chessboard all day long and seemed to have a bit of an outsider's demeanor.

"Playing chess? Let's kill a game!"

Although there is only a drawn chessboard in front of him, there are no chess pieces.

But Li Wanji still asked tentatively.

"Where's your car? Or the little broken electric donkey you were riding?"

The old chess player sneered, and immediately came up with a torture that hit the soul.

Before Li Wanji could react, the other party immediately said:
"Where's your partner? No one is so old, doesn't even have a partner?"

Li Wanji was shocked!
Show a look of disbelief!
There is such a frenzied and bold patient who dares to face and challenge the majesty of Li Tiandi (the dean)!
It seems that the condition has deteriorated very seriously!

For the sake of the mental state of the other party, it is necessary to intensify the treatment (modulation) treatment (teaching)!

"Your horse is gone!"

Li Wanji replied, and then shouted loudly: "Sister Ma, please come here!"

Not long after the words were uttered.

Sister Ma's tall, black and strong body filled with a sense of security rushed over in an instant.

"Sister Ma, I now suspect that this old man's condition has deteriorated very seriously. Just now I came to play chess with him to relieve his boredom, but he even sneered at me. It seems that his brain is about to fail! Please come first for him Arrange a seven-day intensive treatment package!"

"Okay!"

Dean Li's order is the most absolute, and Ma Lanhua gladly accepts it.

Stretching out his big hand, he crossed the old chess watcher with his body and the table.

Dean Li is one of the most respected people in my heart now, insulting and mocking Dean Li is far more serious than targeting myself.

Malanhua has already thought of a hundred ways to avoid breaking the law.

In the next seven days, help the other party transform their minds and treat their illnesses.

The old chess watcher who was still very stubborn just now was directly cowarded by Ma Lanhua in his hand.

His body was trembling, and his mouth was still trying to explain:

"It was just an accident just now. I really didn't mean it! This kid who shouldn't be here completely disrupted the chess game I carefully arranged... woo woo woo woo."

Sister Ma, who disliked the other party's noise, directly took out a handkerchief from her pocket and stuffed it into the other party's mouth.

After experiencing this episode, Li Wanji's follow-up communication seemed much more relaxed and convenient.

For example, when looking for the patient who is sitting on the table, holding a wooden stick and making a fish-eye-closed appearance.

The other party's high-cold attitude instantly melted like ice and snow.

With a bright smile on his face, he handed over a stick to invite Li Wanji to go fishing as well.

Li Wanji was very moved, and then rejected the other party.

There is no pond and no fish in the ground, no hook and wireless on the stick... Go fishing for the air by yourself?
However, Li Wanji was very satisfied with the other party's friendly attitude.

It also strengthened the idea that Sister Ma Lanhua must not be allowed to resign!

Qingshan Mental Hospital cannot lose Malanhua!
Just like the 3D animation area... ahem, just like the West can't lose Jerusalem!

Let's get rid of her disturbing son tonight!

The only pity is that Sister Ma has such a high degree of affection for her, and she will soon be able to meet the conditions for recruiting Tianting.

But she is just an ordinary person, but there is a high probability that she will not have the slightest effect on the construction of her own heaven.

Alas, what a pity.

[Tiandi, you are a little ill-considered. The reconstruction of the Heavenly Court not only needs to activate the 36 Heavenly Palaces, 72 Treasure Halls and other facilities, but also needs to recruit manpower and confer priesthood to assist in the management of the Heavenly Court!And this Malanhua is a very suitable candidate for conferring the priesthood! 】

Just when Li Wanji sighed and felt that it was a pity.

The reminder of the spirit of heaven sounded.

"You said Malanhua is very suitable to be recruited into the Heavenly Court, so what specific priesthood is very suitable for her?"

Li Wanji, who was full of twists and turns, was very puzzled and asked.

If this is the case, it is indeed a great joy.

Being able to keep the talent Malanhua by my side, continue to make great use of it!

Followed by.

From the mouth of the spirit of heaven, he learned the name of that very suitable priesthood.

This is a priesthood that he is very familiar with.

After listening, Li Wanji couldn't help feeling emotional.

This is where it just fits perfectly!
It's like Nima is tailor-made!

As for the name of the priesthood, there is a majestic title——

[Judicial God! 】

(End of this chapter)