Traveling Frog: Hanging Out in the Marvel Universe

Chapter 138 Who is a serious person who writes a diary?

Parker was speechless and said:

"Uncle Bai Ye, if you don't mess with my love, you won't be reconciled, will you? Kem and I just had a little conflict, it's far less serious than what you said."

Bai Ye said: "You child, just can't be taught, Kem is really not suitable for you."

Parker pretended he didn't hear it.

Bai Ye: "Well, even if you insist on not listening, you must never be a dog licker! Licking a dog, licking a dog, until the end, you will have nothing!"

"Let me teach you, you quarreled with her, unless Kem takes the initiative to ask you out, you can go to the appointment, otherwise you have to maintain a relatively indifferent high position, and in the process of recovery, ensure that you have a posture, understand? Because you kneel and lick too much, women will think you are unmanly and worthless, understand?"

Parker was skeptical: "Really?"

Bai Ye: "It must be true, can uncle still lie to you? Of course, I didn't mean to tell you not to communicate with the other party. A state: I am willing to communicate with you, but it does not mean that I need you very much."

"Why do you want to do this? In fact, this has something to do with women's thinking. If you keep apologizing and telling her how much you can't do without her at this time, then it's over, and women will think you are really weak in their hearts. If you are reliable, then she will not choose to get back together with you."

"After sending her a message, if she doesn't reply to you, don't reply to her. Just wait for her reply. If she doesn't reply after two or three days, you can send another message at this time, which has nothing to do with the previous one. , Let’s see if she will come back again. Don’t worry about why she ignores you, you know, and don’t bother, you will be in a weak position if you pester, and women will look down on you even more.”

Parker felt that what Bai Ye said was very profound, but it was quite reasonable.

As expected of an experienced Uncle Bai Ye!

Bai Ye: "And women will give you a lot of rubbish tests after a quarrel. For example, she said, 'Why did you call me, don't call me next time, don't talk to me' If this woman really Don't want to talk to you, why didn't she just hang up your call or block you, right? Why did she still answer? Obviously, she is doing a waste test on you. What should you do at this time? Just hide Open this useless test and don’t respond, didn’t she tell you not to call, then you just hang up, understand?”

"Like every time I fight with my girlfriend, she will say 'you're an asshole, you're a scumbag', what do I do at this time, I just ignore her, because I know in my heart that I'm not a scumbag, If I was really a scumbag, she wouldn’t be with me at first, right? Then she said it to herself and stopped talking after she found it boring. If I were to explain to her, argue with her, and tell her why I’m not a scumbag Man, then I will fall into a low position instead. Understand, she will feel that I am guilty and I am afraid. Only a guilty person cannot withstand the negation of others. The more you deny, the more the other party feels that she has mentioned your pain. "

Parker raised his hand and argued, "But didn't you explain it all the time? Isn't that like a thorn that hasn't been pulled out?"

Bai Ye: "If you really have something you didn't do well before, and something you need to explain, don't explain it now, and explain it after you reconcile. And when explaining, don't use a negotiating tone, and even more Don’t be in a state of self-denial, but know it with an objective and critical attitude. If you criticize yourself, you should criticize him. Both of you should criticize, understand? Be strong. Men, when you should be courageous, you must show your courage Do you know? Even though you saved the other party, it doesn't mean you have to kneel and lick the other party. "

Parker suddenly realized that there are so many reasons for falling in love!
He was so ignorant before.

Bai Ye: "Perhaps women will ask you similar questions: 'Do you love me?', remember: no matter whether you answer yes or no, she will not know with satisfaction!?"

"If you answer no love, she immediately turns around and leaves, thinking that you are a liar; if you answer love, she will suspect that you may be perfunctory her, telling lies in order to re-establish an intimate relationship with her. That's right, a woman's Thinking is so complicated! What is the correct approach at this time? It is not to respond directly to her question, it is best to jump out of the framework of her question."

"For example, when she asks if you really love her if you want to get back together with her, you don't say you love her, you don't say you don't love her, you say 'what do you think', throw the topic back to her, and let her go Guess. If she says she doesn't love you, then you can say 'Unfortunately, you guessed wrong', then end this topic and see how she reacts, understand?"

"There will be many similar waste tests, and they will run through your entire life. One principle you have to remember is: never respond positively to a woman's waste test, try to take the initiative in your own hands, at least not Get carried away by her frame, okay?"

After listening to Bai Ye's words, Parker felt enlightened.

Seeing that Parker was enlightened, Bai Ye nodded in satisfaction.

Men, you can do anything, but you can't be a licking dog!
When the forced price collapses, no licking dog is innocent!
"Bai Ye, stop playing, come in and help me."

Aunt Mei in the kitchen yelled.

"OK."

Bai Ye immediately abandoned Parker and ran into the kitchen.

Parker looked at Bai Ye's dog-legged appearance, and fell into doubt again. Uncle Bai Ye, is he really a very strong man towards women?
"Make this chicken wing dish."

Aunt May said.

"Good!"

Bai Ye looked at the ingredients, there were 8 chicken wings and a cup of Coca-Cola, and he understood.

This is to make Coca-Cola Chicken Wings!
Bai Ye rolled up his sleeves.

Put water in the pot first, wait for the water to boil, then add the chicken wings, the chicken wings are 7 mature.Drain the water and set aside.

Then put more oil, fry the pan with chopped green onion and garlic, add chicken wings, add cumin and chili powder, fry on high heat until the skin is slightly burnt.

Then use a spoon to skim off the excess oil, add the cola, add salt and monosodium glutamate, do not put any water, and when the cola is almost dry, turn the heat down a little to collect the juice.

Then, you can use a spoon to skim off the minced garlic and green onion while burning the cola.

Finally, when serving the plate, serve the juice together.

This dish is better than KFC chicken wings.The chicken wings are spicy and crispy to the bone.

"Don't steal it!"

Aunt Mei slapped Bai Ye's hand that wanted to steal it, and said angrily.

Well, Bai Ye regretfully gave up the idea of ​​stealing food.

Continue to help Aunt Mei with cooking.

About two 10 minutes later.

Aunt May called out:
"Parker, the meal is ready, ready to eat."

After a while, the table was full of things, such as Coca-Cola chicken wings, twice-cooked pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, lotus root slices in pepper oil...the last old duck winter melon and seaweed soup.

——Due to the influence of Bai Ye, Aunt Mei and Parker's eating habits are a bit easterly.

Parker: "Aunt May, what kind of holiday is it today? It's so rich?"

Aunt Mei rolled her eyes at him: "Don't eat if you don't want to eat it."

Parker: "No, no, I want to eat!"

Now he immediately bowed his head to cook, and didn't say much.

In fact, Aunt Mei just wanted to reward Bai Ye for her hard work, and Parker had awakened superpowers, so she wanted to eat something good and supplement her nutrition.

And in this family, except for Aunt Mei herself, everyone else is undoubtedly a super cooking machine.

Thor is a protoss, and Bai Ye has been practicing the Lightning Chakra Mode to strengthen his body. After Parker awakened his ability, his cooking ability also increased greatly.

Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for Aunt Mei to cook the dishes on this table to be wasted.

Eat and eat.

Bai Ye, Thor, and Parker's chopsticks all aimed at the last Coke chicken wing on the plate.

Parker: "Uncle Bai Ye, you've already eaten two, this one shouldn't be yours anyway."

Thor agrees: "Wow!"

Bai Ye: "Don't forget, I made this, I'll eat more, is it swollen? Is it swollen?"

Parker: "I've never seen such a brazen person!"

Aunt Mei was eating her lotus root slices, so she didn't bother to shut down the battle between the three.

"There's a little too much salt, but it's okay."

Aunt Mei nodded while eating lotus root slices.

Lotus root slices are much better than junk food like white night chicken wings. Lotus root has high iron content, so it is especially suitable for patients with iron deficiency anemia; secondly, lotus root is rich in plant protein, vitamins and starch. Obvious tonifying qi and blood, enhancing human immunity.

Aunt Mei ate her meal as if she didn't see the commotion in front of her, while holding the remote control, she turned on the TV.

"...We can see that this masked man dressed as a spider possesses extraordinary strength. He easily catches a medium-sized truck that fell from a high altitude. This strength, perhaps More than Captain America of yore."

"For the time being, we are still not sure of the real purpose of this masked man, but..."

"Daily Bugle Boss" J. Jonah Jameson: "Don't be fooled. This masked spider man is definitely not a hero. He is an outlaw, a masked robber, and a scourge. These masked people They are all sanctimonious, and there must be some ulterior purpose in doing so, maybe they are secretly planning a conspiracy to destroy the world."

Parker: "..."

Although Parker was a little angry that Jonah Jameson, the owner of the Daily Bugle, blackmailed him, but at this moment, what was more in his heart was panic.

I didn't expect that just after I made my debut, I did a chivalrous act and was put on the TV. Aunt Mei would not find out, so it was me, right?

Parker secretly looked at Aunt Mei, only to see that Aunt Mei was expressionless, and he didn't know what mood she was in.

"Guru--!"

Parker swallowed, perhaps because of his own psychology, he always felt that the atmosphere at this time was particularly depressing.

Bai Ye, on the other hand, happily ate the chicken wings he had snatched, while saying:
"I don't know if those news media have nothing to do. What is there to report about a pervert who is walking around in tights on the street?"

"Parker, don't you think that a decent person wears tights?"

Parker: "Yeah!"

Bai Ye: "Are you wearing tights?"

Parker: "I don't wear it, do you?"

Bai Ye: "Who can walk around in the street in tights?"

Parker: "Isn't it a pervert who wears tights on the street?"

"Damn!"*2
Parker chatted and laughed with Bai Ye, quickly planed the rice, swallowed all the rice in the bowl, and said:
"I still have homework to do, so I'll go back to my room first!"

Without waiting for Aunt Mei's response, he carried his satchel and went upstairs.

After Parker left, Aunt Mei was dissatisfied: "Parker is a bastard, he has just awakened a little bit of ability, so he doesn't know what his last name is! If he doesn't have any skills, he just learns from others to fight for justice. If something happens to him, he should What should I do!?"

Bai Ye: "A child, he will definitely be naughty. When he grows up, he will understand the truth. Parker's behavior is actually not a big problem. His physical strength and self-healing ability, even if he encounters NYPD's ESU The team is not in danger of life."

"If something really happened to him, I have people I know in NYPD, FBI, CIA, and the Department of Homeland Security. As long as it is not a principled mistake, I can probably help him settle it."

"If you're really worried, why not tell him about the situation now, and make a three-chapter agreement with him!"

Aunt Mei hesitated for a moment, and said, "Forget it, I'll wait for him to explain the situation to me himself!"

"alright."

Bai Ye nodded.

Thor is very serious about cooking.

Nothing about Parker and spiders has anything to do with him.

After Parker, Aunt Mei and Bai Ye obviously saw another piece of news.

An apparently female Spider-Man also appears on the streets, helping the police in their pursuit of a drug dealer.

She also seems to have shown the same abilities as Parker, super strength, electrostatic adsorption, spit spider silk...

Aunt Mei opened her mouth, and asked in disbelief: "Bai Ye, what's going on? Parker, he can't be, and he's also infected with women's clothing, right?"

"Probably not." Bai Ye was also a little confused, and said, "Although Parker is indeed a little perverted when he wears a tights and roams the streets, it's impossible for him to be that perverted and walk around the street in a tights .”

Aunt Mei: "Then... what's going on?"

Bai Ye: "Or, is there a possibility that there is a woman who has just awakened an ability similar to that of Parker, and also stood up to fight for justice?"

Aunt Mei: "Is it really such a coincidence? When Parker awakens, the other party also awakens? Isn't this a coincidence too much?"

While Bai Ye was discussing with Aunt Mei, suddenly, an electronic voice sounded in Bai Ye's mind.

【Ding! 】

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[Space Fruit: A special product in the world of "One Piece", a superhuman devil fruit, which can control space after eating, and those with extraordinary talents can use it to travel through time and space. 】

(End of this chapter)