Live again: the pig who is the outlet

Chapter 11 201 First meeting in dormitory

Everyone was discussing in full swing, when Leng Rongliang, who was on the bed at the door, suddenly realized that Meng Qingshan was not arguing with them, but was standing beside his wooden bed and studying it.

So he asked: "I said Meng Qingshan, did you find anything when you studied that wooden bed there?"

Meng Qingshan turned around and replied: "I'll just see how this shit is not broken. If it breaks sooner, maybe I can be like you, sleeping soundly and having a solid steel bunk."

Everyone burst into laughter after hearing this, and then heatedly discussed what they had said before.

Meng Qingshan had already made his own bed on top of the wooden bed.

At this time, the freshmen who had just entered the school, because few people had slept on the upper and lower bunks, did not dare to sleep on the upper bunk, for fear of falling off in the middle of the night.

However, Meng Qingshan spent decades at sea in his previous life, and in the early days he slept in the crew's small bunk, which was much narrower than this one, so he was used to it long ago and was not afraid at all.

Moreover, the steel sailor's bunk hung on the wall in his previous life made him disgusted long ago. That thing is like ice in winter, and these guys will know it after winter.

While taking off his shoes and slowly climbing up to his upper bunk, Meng Qingshan murmured to himself: This wooden bed has not been broken for decades, so it must be made of good wood.

How can I tell you that I am researching whether this thing is made of huanghuali wood? If so, how many bracelets can I make!

Climbing onto her own bed, Meng Qingshan leaned on her quilt, watching several other roommates chatting excitedly about women.

Everyone has already introduced it just now, the person who sleeps on the lower bunk across from him is called Duan Chengcai from Yunxing, and the one on the upper bunk is called Lu Weibing from Chuanfu.

The lower bunk next to their bed is called Hao Wenshan from Heilongjiang Province, and the upper bunk is called Qin Wenhui from northern Shaanxi.

The lower berth next to him was Leng Rongliang from Zhejiang province, and the one on the upper berth next to him was Fu Qiang from Lu province.

There are a total of seven people in my dormitory, and my elder brother, who is from Guangdong Province, is the only one in the wooden upper and lower bunks.

It is estimated that the school is worried that if the wooden bed is placed outside, there will be many people sitting on it, which is not conducive to the protection of antiques.

Only then did the wooden bed be brought inside, so that the feet were against the wall, and Fu Qiang and his bed were against the head side. The wooden bed of mine was stuck so that it would not be able to shake a lot, which was better for protection.

After a while, the guys brought the topic up to Meng Qingshan again, and Hao Wenshan shouted: "I'm talking about Meng Qingshan, and everyone is talking about the beauties you met in the welcome car. How many people were there in the car when you came?"

Meng Qing kindly said: If I really talk about women with you, I'm afraid I will scare you to tears!

So he said perfunctorily: "I have told you just now that we fishermen go fishing every day, and the fishy smell on our bodies can't be washed off.

I kept my head down in the car and didn't dare to look up, because I was afraid to see those female classmates covering their noses and rolling their eyes at me.

How dare you look around to see who looks what! "

Fu Qiang, who was head to head with Meng Qingshan, smiled and reached out to pat Meng Qingshan's bedside:
"Stop talking nonsense, there is no fishy smell on you, don't worry, how beautiful is that female classmate?
Don't worry, we will never rob you! "

Several other people also followed suit, saying that they promised not to rob him, and asked him to talk about how beautiful the female classmate he met in the same car was.

Meng Qingshan was helpless, he really didn't look around in the car.

But to be honest at this time, these animals will definitely not believe it. They will definitely think that they are hiding something, and they don't want to tell it out for fear that everyone will snatch it from him.

Suddenly remembered a trick I saw in my previous life.

Meng Qingshan sat up, and said to these guys in a serious manner, in the car I came, sitting next to me was such a beautiful woman that I had never seen in my life.

I couldn't help but confess my love to her in the car, but unfortunately she was too demanding and I couldn't do it.

A group of young and middle-aged men were immediately surrounded by him, and they all asked him what the girl's conditions were.

Meng Qingshan said calmly: "The beautiful classmate said that she has never met a man in this world who can roll her eyes while sticking out her tongue and gasping for breath. The man who can do it is her true son. .”

As soon as the words fell, I saw the other six guys in the dormitory all sitting up, rolling their eyes, sticking out their tongues, and gasping for breath.

The scene in front of him almost caused Meng Qingshan to suffer internal injuries, it was really hard to endure.

Fu Qiang, who felt wrong at first, stopped first, and was about to ask everyone why he could make this so easily.

Suddenly, I saw four animals on two bunk beds across the street, acting like silly dogs as Meng Qingshan said. The most ridiculous thing was that Hao Wenshan fell on the bed.

This scene made Fu Qiang burst into laughter in an instant. If Meng Qingshan hadn't grabbed him with quick eyes and hands, he would definitely have fallen off the top bunk laughing.

When the other people heard Fu Qiang's laughter, they realized that Meng Qingshan was digging a hole for them. They immediately became unhappy and rolled up their arms and sleeves and said they wanted to deal with this guy.

Fu Qiang stopped everyone and asked Meng Qingshan, "Did the girl tell you that you tried it?"

Meng Qingshan said with a smile: "After listening to her conditions, I knew that she and I would never be together, so I told her aggressively, stay away from me, a woman who wants to marry a dog is not worthy of sitting next to me !"

Now everyone completely understood that it wasn't Meng Qingshan who was tricked by someone, but everyone was tricked by Meng Qingshan. Suddenly six guys ran over and ravaged Meng Qingshan severely before they could be considered down.

In the end, Meng Qingshan was nicknamed "the man the beauty wants to marry" by everyone. Others don't understand what is going on with this nickname, but the people in 201 can only say that they understand everything.

Meng Qingshan didn't show weakness, and called them Big Dog, Second Dog, Fifth Dog, Six Dog, Seven Dog, and Eight Dog according to their bed numbers. The number is three and four.

After everyone laughed and laughed for a while, the seven people in dormitory 201 had a serious dormitory meeting, and finally unanimously decided that the nickname of dormitory 201 must not be leaked, whoever dares to leak the news, stripped naked and thrown out the door!
Several people chatted for a while again, then went out together, and started to purchase daily necessities for future use.

Small bits and pieces that are inconvenient to carry long distances, such as toothbrush and toothpaste, fast food cups for meals, and slippers for bathing, especially fast food cups for meals, must be bought back quickly, otherwise you will not be able to eat in the cafeteria after a while.

Everyone went to the shops selling these things at the gate of the school to have a look. I went, and the shops were crowded with people.

It seems that the first few days of school are also good days for these shops!

It took several people more than half an hour to buy what they needed like a war, and returned to dormitory 201.

Fu Qiang came back and lay down on his bed and said with emotion: "After graduation, instead of going to work, it is quite profitable to open a grocery store in school!"

Everyone nodded in agreement, and Fu Qiang immediately shook his head: "Not to mention these stores are booming in the past few days since school started.

We worked so hard to get admitted to the top universities in the country, but we graduated and opened a small shop that we can do after graduating from elementary school.

Do you think we will be laughed to death by our teachers and classmates, or will we be drowned in the urinal by our parents! "

The few guys around were all living alone without their parents for the first time, and they suddenly felt that they were free from restraint, and they started chatting all over the world again after a while.

Basically, the inland students curiously asked Meng Qingshan about fishing at sea, and asked him to introduce the most amazing thing about fishing at sea, and then talk about the most dangerous thing he encountered at sea.

At the request of everyone, Meng Qingshan also talked about the economic value of various sea fish, which fish are expensive and why they are expensive, and which fish belong to the public fish, which everyone can afford.

By the way, I will also give you a popular science about what are the three poisons of the sea, why the first one is the ray, how toxic it is, and will you die immediately if you are stung.

Why is tiger fish ranked second in poison, and how is the toxicity?

How can sea catfish be ranked as the third poison by fishermen, how painful it is to be stung, etc.

In the end, each roommate talked about the fun and dangerous things in their hometown, and then everyone felt that it was time to talk about poisons. The three marine poisons Meng Qingshan mentioned were incomparable with the poisonous snakes and insects on land.

Everyone says that the three marine poisons are just false poisons that have nothing to do with their appearance. They are things that cannot kill quickly. Why are fishermen labeling them as big as the three marine poisons.

Meng Qingshan sighed: "I said, brothers!
Those three kinds of fish are all economical sea fish, and fishermen want to catch them on the boat and sell them for money when they see them.

In terms of poison, the most poisonous snakes on land are incomparable to the highly poisonous sea snakes in the sea. It is still possible to be rescued if bitten by a poisonous snake on land.

A fisherman is bitten by a highly poisonous sea snake at sea, and the bitten person basically has no way of life! "

(End of this chapter)