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Chapter 78
The soul of Yijia Village has lived for 2600 years, and its views on many things are quite accurate.

Young human beings, you should learn more, see more, and pass on the cultural heritage left by the ancients.

In this way, you won't say things like live for a long time.

Only in this way can we know why there are idioms such as helping each other in the world, which are enough to explain the behavior pattern of Fei Yiban.

On the [-]th anniversary of the soul of Yijia Village, the human world welcomes a man named Zhuangzi.

This younger generation, walking on the road in midsummer, encounters a torrential rain and lightning in the dog days.

After the rain, he saw two fish in the puddle on the ground.

The puddle was about to dry up, and the two fish were about to be dried up in the sun.

This younger generation thought with all his heart that these two fish would soon die.

As a result, the fish started spitting bubbles at each other.

My bubble is around you, your bubble is around me.

Protected each other and moved God.

Finally, the report group flew up.

A good story among fish has been achieved.

Feeling this, this younger generation sighed: "The spring is dry, and the fish are on the land. It is better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes."

In the long history of human civilization, this younger generation has influenced many people in later generations.

Juniors, juniors, juniors... From this sentence, I extracted that widely circulated idiom, which was used to explain many truths in the world that were not clear before.

Fei Yiban and Yi Ming's water quality is not bad.

Otherwise, there is no way to complete the feat of sterilizing saliva in the pool.

After the feat, the two separated, one in front and the other in the back, and boarded two swan boats.

After all, human beings are not swans, and there is no way to "suspend" on the water for a long time.

Solve the crisis that may drown at any time.

Fei Yiban faced another human problem.

How would he explain to Yi Ming that his strange disinfection behavior just now was all caused by Ms. Bai Han's teaching?

He really didn't want to kiss Yi Ming or anything.

Especially in the case of someone who has already bitten someone today, and it is so severe that blood can be seen directly.

Even if he has the heart, he doesn't have the guts.

To be honest, he just wanted to have a quiet and serious relationship.

Step by step, experience all the beauty of first love.

Really didn't expect to hit first base so soon...and see the blood directly on the first base.

The previous time could be said to be inexperienced.

This time in the pool, from action to behavior, it was completely below the average human IQ.

"That... that... Han... Ms. Han said that saliva can be disinfected... I..." Fei Yiban stammered, even worse than Yi Cunzhang.

"Well, it's like this. Saliva contains lysozyme and other antibacterial substances, which can inhibit the growth and reproduction of bacteria in the mouth. I happened to have an injury in the mouth. Dafei's treatment method just now is more suitable for the case." Yi Ming was unusually calm popular science.

One was nervous enough to stutter, and the other was calm enough to popularize science.

Fei Yiban knew that Yi Ming wanted to comfort him in this way.

There is still no way to accept such a fait accompli.

If only he hadn't stuttered.

If what Yi Ming said came from him...

[If] is a very common word, why do you say that there is no if in this world?

It is said that there is no harm without comparison.

Fei Yiban felt a [-]-point critical blow from a sister-type girlfriend.

Yi Ming stretched out his hand, fished out some lamps brought down by Fei Yiban from the water, and asked aloud, "Are these lamps not usable anymore, Da Fei?"

Ke Pu didn't comfort Fei Yi's class, but this "Da Fei" did it miraculously.

Fei Yiban looked at the surface of the water, and also fished some lamps out of the water.

He raised the lamp to the center of his and Yi Ming's line of sight.

Trying to block Yi Ming's gaze from the darkness.

Respond in as normal a tone as possible: "Yes...the lights that can change color are all waterproof, and the very small light that illuminated the veins of the leaves before should not be used anymore."

"How did you change? Dafei. Why do you turn green for a while and red for a while?"

"There is a remote control." Fei Yiban really calmed down now.

"Is the remote control broken? Dafei."

Yi Ming just called him by his last name three times, which is more important than eating three tablets of Valium.

If he was willing to keep calling this in his ear, he would probably fall asleep within a few minutes.

"The remote is also waterproof, and these lights are designed with outdoor use in mind."

Taking out the same waterproof remote control from his pocket, Fei Yiban only pressed a button to turn on all the lights.

This time, he turned on the one-button daylight mode.

The red, green and green lights before have all turned into warm white lights now.

The black and white swan boat, as well as the surrounding water pools, lit up dots of light at the same time.

On moonless nights, the warm white light on the water exudes endless romance.

A series of light sources illuminated Yi Ming and Fei Yi on the black and white swan boat.

Fei Yiban finally saw his masterpiece on Yi Ming's face.

There are two obvious teeth marks on Yi Ming's chin-labial groove, but the skin is not broken.

and so……

His act of disinfection just now was simply scratching his lips, completely meaningless.

Young, ignorant and inexperienced contemporary young man, why are you not the stupidest, only stupider and more stupid?

How romantic the lights of the pool are.

The appearance of a drowned chicken made Fei Yiban desperate.

How great would it be if social death in place could solve all this?
How can we delete this scene from each other's memory with one click?
Yi Ming's pictorial memory can't be wrong.

His extreme stupidity is impossible to forget.

This is simply an unsolvable question.

Forget it, no matter what, there may be a worse first kiss experience than today.

When I was in Oxford, Fei Yiban read a survey report, saying that 60% of couples would break up after the first kiss.

The reason is that he dislikes the other party's kissing skills too much.

Is it possible that Yi Ming has also read such an investigation report?

If so, will it...

"Da Fei." Yi Ming called Fei Yiban again without warning.

Fei Yiban had no choice but to raise his head in embarrassment and indignation again, and asked bravely, "Why... what's wrong?"

"I have something to tell you."

"Is this... so serious?" A bad premonition rose in Fei Yiban's heart.

"It's not very serious, I just want to tell you, the time when only you and I were left under the soul of Yijia Village..."

Hearing this, Fei Yiban's heart skipped a beat.

Does a man's sixth sense need to be more accurate than a woman's?
Can he apply not to have such a sixth sense?

"At that time, I actually wanted to cry a little bit, because I didn't want to let the tears flow down, so I raised my head with my eyes closed." Yi Ming's explanation came too late, even more suddenly.

At this moment, Fei Yiban's brain is still not working well, and it took him a while to figure out what Yi Ming was talking about.

So... not only did he kiss the wrong place, but he also misunderstood Yi Ming's intentions.

In this case, what is the difference between him and a hooligan?
"I'm sorry, I..." Fei Yiban really wanted to find a piece of tofu to crash him to death.

After so many years of being a gentleman, one finally came against the will of women.

wrong!
Yi Ming is not a woman.

It's Miss.

It's a girlfriend.

It's egg girl.

It's the first love.

Fei Yiban didn't know what he was thinking at all, and he didn't know what to say.

Even the apology, there are only three words of sorry, and I can't continue.

"I'm ready now, Dafei." Yi Ming said to Fei's class.

As soon as the words fell, Yi Ming closed his eyes and raised his head slightly.

As bold as your words, so cowardly as your deeds.

She even pursed her lips because of nervousness.

No matter how much Fei Yiban wanted to bite, he couldn't find a place to bite.

Yi Ming's two hands were clasped together, and placed on the tight legs.

It's like putting a prayer gesture on your lap.

Because the whole body is wet, the curves of the whole person are looming.

Although Fei Yiban is three years older than Fei Yiban, she is still in love for the first time.

Inevitably, there will be nervousness about the upcoming intimate encounter.

For her who has been living in a hood, the words just now are tantamount to saying goodbye to her past self.

If the person sitting opposite her was not Fei Yiban, she might never have the urge to let herself out of the hood.

The girlfriend's "invitation" made Fei Yiban, whose kissing skills are 1000 meters below the Mariana Trench, a little bit hesitant.

No matter how poor other people's kissing skills are, they are only as deep as the Mariana Trench.

But twice in a row, he did something that a normal boy would never do to his first love girlfriend.

At the bottom of the 2-meter ditch, if you come again a few times, will you be able to directly poke a hole out of the earth?
Thinking about the radius of their lock cylinder and key when they circle the earth together, it seems that there is still a large safe distance.

Since it is already at the bottom of the ditch, no matter how bad it is, it can't be worse than it is now, right?
Fei Yiban used the extremely rich two seconds to complete the psychological construction and dispel doubts about his kissing skills.

Finally, the two wet and good young people started their own interpretation of idioms.

Love each other - exchanging each other's saliva, clinging to each other, and never leaving.

The beauty of the first kiss, although late but arrived.

……

"Yiyi, what's going on with you?"

The wet Fei Yiban had just unlocked the gate of the water pool villa when Han Yuxin who came out of the kitchen with an empty vase in his hand bumped into him.

Seeing her son turned into a drowned rat, Ms. Han hurriedly put down the vase and walked towards the door.

Before entering the door, Fei Yiban shook the water from his hair, and responded to Han Yuxin with a smile that he couldn't hide: "I accidentally fell into the pool just now."

Seeing the spring waves on his son's face, it was more rippling than the water splash on his head.

Han Yuxin couldn't help being a little puzzled.

Why are you so happy about such an unlucky thing that fell into the puddle?
Could it be that the brain was soaked in water along with the clothes?

Sensing that her son was in high spirits, Ms. Han, the mother, changed to a more euphemistic expression: "Didn't you mean to go to the soul of Yijia Village to perform magic tricks? Why did you turn into a pool?"

Han Yuxin called Fei Yiban to eat several times before, but Fei Yiban didn't come down, so she had to make a bowl of noodles for him.

Then I saw Fei Yiban next to the easel in the star room, laying a pile of design drawings in a haphazard manner.

What kind of circuit diagram, what kind of light and shadow analysis...

Han Yuxin looked at it for a long time, but didn't understand what it was, so she directly asked what Fei Yiban was messing with, and she didn't even eat.

Fei Yiban was drawing while explaining to Han Yuxin.

Magic for a while, circuit for a while, there is not much difference between explaining and not explaining.

When Han Yuxin heard the last word, she still didn't know much about it.

All she knew was that her own son planned to go under the ancient tree in Yijia Village to perform a large-scale "name rectification magic" for Yi Ming.

Han Yuxin originally said that she would go too, but Fei Yiban refused.

With Ms. Han around, he felt that the chances of him being laughed at and misunderstood would increase dramatically.

There is no 100% certainty in the first place. If you are distracted by Ms. Han's appearance, the chance of failure will be greater than success.

"I went to do magic tricks, and it was a great success!" Fei Yiban was very embarrassed.

"A big success? Why do I look so different?" Ms. Han shook her head at Fei Yiban's current appearance.

"What's not like it?" Fei Yiban raised his face to a 45-degree angle of pride.

"Your magic also has a storm mode? It directly transforms into a living person, from under a tree to under a pool?" Han Yuxin didn't believe anything.

She knew that Fei Yiban could do some magic tricks, but it was definitely not this kind of "vision" magic.

"How can it be so exaggerated?" Fei Yiban was also amused by Ms. Han's imagination.

"So, the magician who has just achieved great success, can you tell me why you came home so wet?" Han Yuxin couldn't help being curious.

"Well, it's a long story..." Fei Yiban wanted to show off to his mother.

I felt a little ashamed at the second of the exit.

It took three kisses for the first time to succeed, which didn't seem to be something to show off.

As for the beauty of it.

After the first experience, he still couldn't sort out his emotions in such a short time.

If I really want to say it, I can't tell why.

In the middle of the conversation, Fei Yiban directly forcibly changed his words: "I'm completely soaked, go to the room and take a shower first!"

Boys usually don't take too long to take a bath, and Fei Yiban is usually the same.

Today is an exception.

He scratched his hair twice and touched his mouth twice.

After smearing the body wash twice, I thought of this intoxicating night.

It turns out that an extremely beautiful memory can cover all the embarrassment and imperfection in the exploration stage.

Still unfinished, hastily separated.

All to blame for this incomprehensible night.

With the coolness of autumn, I scraped the drenched clothes.

(End of this chapter)