In order to urge more, I infiltrated the author group

Chapter 169 Qidian Gongfang Author Group ([-]-word chapter please subscribe)
Tian Yunxiao saw that the rumors were so shameless, and instantly put a question mark on his face full of admiration.

Uncle Tian next door: "?"

Uncle Tian next door: "Anecdotally, that egg may not be a human, but you are a real dog!"

At this time, the young urban management in the Northeast said that after seeing Tian Yunxiao's words, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Folklore: "Tian Shen, isn't it normal for the author to be a dog?"

Folklore: "How many authors have you seen who haven't been scolded as dogs?"

After Tian Yunxiao saw the rumors in the market, he was speechless.

Uncle Tian next door: "Complicated expressions.jpg"

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words of the rumors came out, the authors in the group spoke with empathy.

Ye Yinxiao: "The rumors are right! Readers scold me every day as a dog author! Woo~woo~woo~"

Old song: "The folks say it's right! Readers scold me as an author every day! Woo~woo~woo~"

29 repetitions are omitted here...

Seeing this, Tian Yunxiao recalled that when he was writing a book, he was also being chased and scolded by readers every day.

So he also ordered one plus one.

Uncle Tian next door: "The rumors are right! Readers scold me every day as a dog author! Woo~woo~woo~"

At this time, there was a legend among the youth urban management in Northeast China that seeing Tian Yunxiao also added one, he laughed from ear to ear.

So he typed quickly on the keyboard.

There is a legend in the market: "Hahahaha, Tian Shen, you also have experience, right?"

Folklore: "So isn't it normal for the author to be a dog?"

At this time, Pei Pei, who was sitting behind Tian Yunxiao, burst out laughing after seeing the legendary reply.

Then he asked Tian Yunxiao:
"Are all of you writers having so much fun? Or is it just one?"

After hearing Pei Pei's question, Tian Yunxiao said very speechlessly:

"Of course he is the only one like this! We authors are all decent people!"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao continued typing on the keyboard!

Uncle Tian next door: "@坊丝传说, Fangjian, please be more serious!"

Unexpectedly, when Tian Yunxiao said this, the writers in the group exploded one after another.

Yeying Lianji: "Old Tian, ​​what you said is not right. After a few days of authorship, a decent person will be dishonest!"

It's Yusheng: "Brother Ji, what you said is not right, you should be a serious person who is an author of web articles!"

When Tian Yunxiao saw these authors say this, his whole face darkened.

At this time, Pei Pei, who was behind him, saw the speeches of these authors, and leaned forward and backward with a smile, not a little ladylike.

"Hahahaha, Lao Tian, ​​you writers made me laugh so hard!"

After Tian Yunxiao heard Pei Pei's laughter, his whole face became even darker.

Then he explained to Pei Pei:
"This is just an individual phenomenon, and it does not mean that the entire author group is like this!"

Then he moved the mouse and selected an emoticon package.

Uncle Tian next door: "I'm often out of tune with you because I'm not perverted enough!"

But who would have thought that at this time, another troublemaker would appear.

The unsealed secret code: "Brother, let's have some Shitu!"

Protect my dog: "Secret code giant, if you want a picture, you have to do it yourself! Despise the Internet party! / Despise"

Protect my dog: "There will be no pictures falling from the sky!"

The unsealed tome: "Water groups cannot live without Shitu, just as the West cannot live without Jerusalem!"

The unsealed code: "Find it yourself? Are you kidding me? Am I the kind of person who finds Shitu by myself?"

Akuku who is dedicated to daily life: "Shibutu.jpg"

Akuku who is dedicated to daily life: "Shibutu.jpg"

(Lao Tian will also change to a mobile phone that can view pictures in his lifetime!)

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A Kuku, who is dedicated to Riwan: "The secret book is huge, the map has arrived, please pay attention to check it!"

Tian Yunxiao saw that his computer screen seemed to flicker, with a flash of white light, so he shouted:

"Fuck! What?"

Then click on it and criticize it carefully.

Suddenly realized that there was a girl behind him, so he quickly Xed the white lights.

Then he turned his head and said to Pei Pei:

"Xiao Pei, I said I clicked on it accidentally, do you believe me?"

Originally, Tian Yunxiao thought that Pei Pei would be angry, but after Tian Yunxiao finished speaking, Pei Pei laughed!

"Ha~ha~ha~ha~Of course I believe it! Old Tian, ​​if I can't believe it, who else can't believe you?"

As everyone knows, at this moment Pei Pei thought in his heart:

"Ha~ha~ha~ha~Old Tian's surname orientation is very normal, so I can rest assured!"

This is fortunately that Tian Yunxiao's system is not strong enough to not give him a mind reading ability.

Otherwise, if Tian Yunxiao knew what Pei Pei was thinking at this time, he would definitely say to Pei Pei: "Ah~ bah!"

Tian Yunxiao looked at the author's chat group at this time, and found something that made him dumbfounded.

"A Kuku, who is dedicated to daily life, was banned by the administrator for 24 hours."

At this time, the writers in the group burst into laughter when they saw Ah Ku being silenced by Nixiu for 24 hours.

Cute one-two Shuai Bubu: "Aku, my Kubao, say something!"

The goose who can tell stories: "Kubao, what's wrong with you? Say something, don't stop talking!"

Huiyao ghost: "Aku, don't leave, come back soon, I can't bear it alone, come back soon, life is wonderful because of you!"

Tian Yunxiao couldn't bear to see the gloating looks of these authors.

So he hit the keyboard and typed.

Uncle Tian next door: "You guys are real beasts, Ah Ku is so miserable! You still sprinkle salt on his wounds! You are simply not human!"

Then he took out his phone, clicked on the author group, and then clicked on the red envelope option.

Uncle Tian next door: "Password red envelope: Ah Ku, come out to receive the red envelope! You should say something!"

Huiyao Yougui: "Aku, come out to get a red envelope! You should say something!"

Cute one-two handsome Bubu: "Ah Ku, come out to get a red envelope! You should say something!"

59 repetitions are omitted here...

Zhiyuebu pretended to be a woman: "Zhuo, just wait for a while, and the red envelope will be gone! Huh, huh, wrong [-] million!"

Cute One Two Handsome Bubu: "Thank you God Tian!"

Huiyao Yougui: "Old Tian Ju, thank you!"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao tapped the keyboard and typed with a wicked smile on his face.

Uncle Tian next door: "Aku, why don't you come to receive the red envelope? @火给日万的Akuku"

Uncle Tian next door: "Oh, I forgot, you have been silenced by Brother Loach! You can't get it!"

Uncle Tian next door: "I'm sorry, Ah Ku, I really... did it on purpose!"

After Tian Yunxiao said this, his computer suddenly beeped.

He clicked on it and saw that it was Ah Ku who sent him a message.

Ah Kuku: "God Tian, ​​are you a devil?"

Ah Kuku: "God Tian, ​​you are simply too shitty!"

Ah Kuku: "/cry loudly"

When Tian Yunxiao saw the message that Ah Ku sent him, he leaned forward and backward with a smile.

Even Pei Pei, who was sitting behind him, didn't know whether he was infected by Tian Yunxiao's laughter, or because he was amused by seeing the series of operations of this group of people.

He also covered his stomach with a smile and said:
"Ha~ha~ha~ha~Old Tian, ​​are all of you web writers so funny?

In my opinion, shouldn’t your group of writers be discussing how to write novels all day long?

As a result, all of them are so unreasonable! "

After Tian Yunxiao heard what Pei Pei said, he smiled, and then clicked on a group of online writers.

The name of the group is: "Qidian Novel Gongfang Author Group."

I can only see that there are always news 99+ in this group.

Paimon's Island: "Would you please help me read the article! The title of the book is "For the Waters, I Became an Author", please help me to evaluate, how is my article written?"

Jiang Feng Yuhuo: "Brother upstairs, I just took a look at your book. It's very well written, and the writing style is really good! I hope you can learn from each other. My book is titled "City: Road to Revenge""

Wang Jiageng: "The two brothers upstairs, although the first brother followed the trend, the book he wrote is much better than the one on the starting point "In order to remind me, I got mixed up with the author group", and the writing style is better than that " In order to remind the author of "The author is too strong!"

Wang Jiageng: "The writing style of the second brother can kill all the authors on Qidian in seconds. Look at the description of the protagonist after he goes out.

"Looking at the sky full of stars, big and small, flickering, XX's heart moved, the stars, the stars dotted the night sky, and sprinkled their luster to the earth, whether they are famous stars or unknown stars" this text It's simply too beautiful, it's too much for you not to sign a contract with your writing! "

Wang Jiageng: "Look at your description of the heroine again, her love for XXX is like a orchid blooming beside a stream, drifting wantonly, drunk with wind and moon, her heart is warm, and she is drunk when she is drunk." , what's the matter?"

Wang Jiageng: "Isn't this writing style killing all the authors at the starting point? Like Mr. Tian next door, Gou Ni, Mozi Lan, isn't your writing [-] times better than their writing?"

Wang Jiageng: "The editors of Qidian are all blind. They didn't sign such two good books!"

Wang Jiageng: "I suspect that those so-called platinum writers are afraid that after we sign the contract, the book will become a god and threaten their status. They deliberately colluded with the editor and refused to sign the contract!"

Wang Jiageng: "Everyone, please take a look at my book "Rebirth: I am the Great Yamen", and ask for mutual understanding and acceptance!"

Tian Yunxiao let Pei Pei see this, then turned around and asked Pei Pei:

"Do you know now?"

After reading it, Pei Pei nodded with a confused face, then shook his head again, and said:
"I seem to understand, but I don't seem to understand!"

When Tian Yunxiao heard Pei Pei's nonsense, he complained in his heart, and then clicked on the boutique group he had joined a long time ago.

This group of icy people didn't see anyone talking for a long time, and suddenly a person appeared to speak.

Yeying Lianji: "Ionia drives a black and flexible five-row team, is there anyone in the car?"

More from the heart: "1"

Two sleeps in three days: "1"

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Now Tian Yunxiao continued to look at Pei Pei, and asked, "Do you understand now?"

Pei Pei's eyes were even more confused at this moment, and he just shook his head.

Feeling helpless, Tian Yunxiao said to Pei Pei:

"You can't even understand this? You're a little too stupid, aren't you?"

Then he picked up the cup and took a sip of water, saying:

"Didn't you notice that the group discussing writing novels all day long is basically a group of cloud writers who can't even sign a contract to encourage each other?
And the group of real signed authors rarely discuss how to write novels, even discussing the plot is a small group!And the boutique group doesn't even discuss novels! "

After hearing this, Pei Pei asked in puzzlement:
"But the group you opened just now clearly says the official author group of Qidian novels!
Isn't that the official group?How come there are so many unsigned authors? "

Tian Yunxiao clicked on the "Qidian Novel Gongfang Authors Group" just now, then pointed to the group name and said:

"Look carefully, this is the Gong Fang group, not the official group!"

Pei Pei took a closer look, and immediately pouted and said:
"Damn it, why did this group of people come up with such fake names?
And Lao Tian, ​​why did you join this group? "

Tian Yunxiao then said: "After the Sanqian brother incident, I added a lot of groups to the writer's assistant, just to prevent another Sanqian brother from happening again. If so, I will Immediately expose him!"

After hearing Tian Yunxiao's answer, Pei Pei looked cautious and said:
"Old Tian, ​​I didn't expect you to be so kind!"

Looking at Pei Pei's admiration for him, Tian Yunxiao was immediately filled with a sense of accomplishment, and said:
"Of course, my old Tian is known as Qidian's number one honest and reliable, handsome and unrestrained little man!"

At this time, Tian Yunxiao's computer suddenly beeped.

So he stopped talking to Pei Pei and quickly clicked on his penguin.

It turned out that it was a legend in the author group that Ait him.

There is a legend in the workshop: "@从受田大ye, God of Tian, ​​let's open a room, I must code words tonight!"

There is a legend in the market: "I can't live up to your kindness!"

After Tian Yunxiao saw the rumored news, he felt a little dazed.

It feels like you bought a lottery ticket and won a jackpot of 500 million, but you lost the lottery ticket.

While weeping in despair, I suddenly found it again.

But he didn't ask about it, and quickly built a house with the speed of thunder and jingle bells.

Uncle Tian next door: "Uncle Tian next door invites you to melon coding, goal: 6000 words, room number: Farewell to life and death."

Uncle Tian next door: "@坊世传说, come in quickly!"

"Welcome the legend into the room."

After Tian Yunxiao saw Fang Jian entered the room, he clicked on the chat box of Fang Jian's legend.

Uncle Tian next door: "Fanjian, what stimulated you? I called you code words so vigorously during the day, and you didn't know how to code words. At night, I was about to go to bed, and you remembered to code words?"

Uncle Tian next door: "Is this reasonable?"

　Thank you Xingyan, the ordinary Xiaojiang for your tip.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)