Li Shimin

Chapter 784 An old housekeeper can grow old!

"Why are there wild deer? Could it be that wild deer also eat meat?"

Looking at the wild deer carcass that fell from the hillside, Li Xuan asked curiously.

"Report to the king, even the last general doesn't know!"

Zheng Fu, Ma Xi and the others shook their heads repeatedly.

Another unsolved mystery!
Li Xuan shook his head lightly, and didn't think too much about it!
Just looking up, the corpses of the tigers and the big black cat.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, the furs of these big bugs and big black cats have been hardened after a night of freezing, but many farmers will take care of these skins, and will definitely peel off these skins completely for the King!"

"The safety of farmers and soldiers is the most important thing, let's wait and see!"

Li Xuan said.

He doesn't have a hobby of collecting tiger and panther skins, but if he can peel off a few intact ones, he won't throw them away either.

Of course, he mainly didn't want to say it clearly. He stared at the tiger's carcass not because of the tiger's skin.

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Zheng Fu, Ma Xi and others responded quickly.

Immediately, he personally stepped forward and dragged the corpses of the tigers and panthers for Li Xuan.

Although it was a tiger, but last night, it was those black-faced men and wild wolves who rushed to the forefront.

Therefore, the corpses of the tiger, the panther, and the blind bear are all in the middle.

"Boom!"

Suddenly, there was a loud noise, and the corpse of a tiger was directly blown in half.

Some body parts were frozen into ice slag, rolling around!

"This?"

On the side, Qiu Shuye and other scholars were caught off guard.

"Dare to ask this big brother, what happened?"

"On these hillsides, there are bomb traps buried. Only when a heavy object is stepped on and triggers the trap, will this happen!"

A farmer explained.

"Boom... boom boom boom..."

Just as the farmer finished speaking, there were three explosions in a row.

Qiu Shuye and other scholars couldn't help trembling.

And Zheng Fu, Ma Xi and the others all had bitter faces.

"Your Majesty's redemption, I didn't expect the ground to be so stiff that I could touch the bomb below!"

"It's okay, you should be more careful, but if those tiger whips can be preserved, they must be preserved!"

Li Xuan said casually.

"Tiger whip?"

Hearing this, Zheng Fu and Ma Xi couldn't help but cast a weird look at Li Xuan.

"You two bastards, what do you think this king is doing? Which man doesn't love tiger whips?"

Li Xuan glared at the two guys, and said: "Take these tiger whips back, soak them in white wine with ginseng, soak them for a year, even if the housekeeper drinks them, they may grow old!"

"My lord, does it really have such an effect?"

Before Zheng Fu could speak to Ma Xi, the housekeeper Li Chang had already come over and asked with expectant face.

"Tsk!"

Li Xuan couldn't help but glanced at the butler with a strange look on his face, "After the brew is finished, I will let you drink a catty to try! But, butler, can your waist bear it?"

"Hey, thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness!"

Li Chang smiled embarrassingly, "Although the old servant is old, his waist can still bear it. It's just that the old servant has not had a good life for a few years, so he won't spoil those little ladies!"

"It doesn't matter, when the time comes, this king will definitely give the housekeeper a catty to drink, and let the housekeeper have a good taste!"

"Thank you king!"

Li Chang was overjoyed.

"My lord, can the last general and others also drink a catty?"

Zheng Fu, Ma Xi and the others were also full of anticipation.

"At that time, you and everyone present will share a large jar of Tiger Whip Wine equally!"

Li Xuandao.

"Thank you king!"

Immediately, all the guards and farmers were overjoyed.

Hooking down the corpse of the beast is even more powerful.

"Aye, what kind of wine is tiger penis wine?"

On the side, Li Chenglu asked curiously.

"It's also a kind of liquor!"

Li Xuan was taken aback, looked at Li Chenglu's face, and replied slowly.

"tasty?"

Li Chenglu asked.

"It tastes the same as liquor!" Li Xuan said.

"That's not good!"

Li Chenglu nodded thoughtfully.

"You kid wants to drink, yeah yeah let you drink too!"

Li Xuan said.

The brat is very curious about everything, but if you don't let him do something, the more he wants to do it!
It's better to take him to try a wave yourself.Let him try to learn the lesson, and he will naturally stay away from it in the future.

"No, no, the child will drink liquor when he grows up!"

Li Chenglu's face turned bitter, and he said again and again.

Baijiu, he also drank.However, after one sip, he sticks out his tongue until it is so hot, he never wants to drink that liquor again!
"what ever!"

Li Xuan waved his hand casually, then continued to look at Zheng Fu, Ma Xi and the others, who were hooking down the corpses of those beasts one by one.

As for Li Chenglu, he also brought a group of puppies to watch around with excitement.

Zheng Fu, Ma Xi and the others worked until noon before they hooked all the beast corpses from the entire hillside.

180 wild wolves, four tigers, twelve big black cats, two blind bears weighing five or six hundred pounds, 25 black-faced men, and 240 antelopes...

A total of more than 460 animal carcasses, weighing more than 40,000 catties, were piled together like several hills.

"Your Majesty, this time my Li Family Manor has gotten rich!"

Zheng Fu, Ma Xi and the others couldn't help subconsciously saying with joy on their faces.

"These are the beasts in the mountains, rushing to give my Li Family Village New Year's gifts!"

Li Xuan nodded lightly and said.

"To Your Majesty and the Supreme Emperor, each send two wild wolves, one tiger, one big black cat, half a blind bear, one black-faced man, and five antelopes!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Ma Xi clapped his hands in response.

"Take it away now, it will take up less space, and the farmers will have to clean it up!" Li Xuan urged.

Hearing this, Ma Xi's eyes lit up, so he quickly summoned a few bodyguards, pulled more than a dozen carts, and began to pick out a few dead tigers, black cats, black-faced men, and antelopes, and carried them on Carriage, go to Chang'an.

Then, Li Xuan ordered again.

"Zheng Fu, you send two more wild wolves, one big black cat, two black-faced men, and five antelopes to the Miracle Doctor Sun next door to improve their food!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Following Zheng Fu and a group of personal guards, they took away the wild wolf, black cat, black-faced man, and antelope that Li Xuan had confessed, and there were still several piles of corpses on the ground.

For these, Li Xuan was too lazy to divide, and directly told Li Chang: "Housekeeper, let the rest of the meat be divided among the farmers, and let them come here to get it themselves!

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Before the New Year's Eve, there was so much meat in the village that basically every family could share fifty or sixty catties. Li Chang's old face was almost wrinkled into a chrysanthemum.

Although there are tens of thousands of chickens, tens of thousands of ducks, and more than 5000 pigs in Lijiazhuang now, everyone is very happy about these windfalls.

As for the five families that were kicked out of Li Family Manor by Li Xuan a few days ago, they have been completely forgotten by everyone.

(End of this chapter)