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Chapter 306 Emotions Are Really Terrifying

'You are a little green tea tree.

You grew up on the Peach Blossom Fairy Island of the Peach Blossom Fairy, and you also have a good friend Banlangen.He often brags to you that he is a banlangen that can cure all diseases, and he is more favored by the Peach Blossom Fairy than you...'

Jiang Qi: ?
What an amazing start.

And is the author's writing style a bit poor? Why does the text read so young? It doesn't feel like it's for adults, but for five or six-year-old children.

But is it too early for five or six-year-old children to play with emotions?
Jiang Qi resisted the urge to close the character book, and looked down patiently.

Then he discovered that this author is not only bad at writing, but also very good at counting words. The script condensed into [-] words is in stark contrast.

The Xianxia world in this book is different from the traditional Xianxia world that Jiang Qi recognizes.Probably because he has read more comprehension texts, Jiang Qi's default Xianxia is the kind of Xianxia that mortals cultivate to immortality step by step, and finally overcome the calamity and ascend to the ascension.

Xianxia and Xianxia, ​​there are chivalry and immortals, and immortals must be cultivated, otherwise Jiang Qi would not think of taking a marrow washing pill/magic repair/ghost repair from the fairy tale book.

But the immortals in this world seem to be born.

Take the character book of Little Green Tea that Jiang Qi saw as an example. Little Green Tea is called Little Tea, and it is a natural tea tree essence that grows on Peach Blossom Fairy Island.Small tea was just a different tea tree at the beginning, only because the owner of the peach blossom fairy island where it grows is a Shangxian, and the heaven and earth are rich in aura, then it gradually developed spiritual wisdom and became a tea tree essence.

It took 3000 years for Xiaocha to develop spiritual wisdom, 3000 years to transform into a human form, and another 3000 years to cultivate from a small tea tree into the lowest level of fairy. preparation.

At this age, the monks in the tribulation period would burst into tears when they saw it.

The monks in other people's comprehension texts changed their fate one by one against the sky, and went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers just to live a few more years.This world is good. A random low-level tea tree essence can live for 9000 years, and it can live for another 9000 years according to its posture.

It doesn't matter if you live 9000 years, Benli Xiaocha often claims that he is a young fairy who is less than 1 years old. He has no experience in the world and has low mana.It can be seen that Jiang Qi really wants to rush in and get a longevity pill, and he is not very demanding. It doesn't take 9000 years, just let him live to be 150 years old.

For a cultivator, Xiaolu's way of doing nothing and just spending time to become a fairy is simply ridiculously simple.But in this world, Xiaolu's way of becoming a fairy is already a representative of the struggle of the grassroots people.

The others were immortals at birth, and after tens of thousands of years of life, they automatically became immortals, which made Jiang Qi blurred.

Why, your immortality depends on your age, you don't need to practice, you will be promoted when you are old enough to take an exam?
"This is too outrageous." Jiang Qi frowned at Little Green Tea's book, didn't read it, and flipped through other books.

Good guy, even more outrageous.

Little Peach Blossom, the younger sister of Peach Blossom Fairy.Peach Blossom Immortal is the owner of Peach Blossom Immortal Island, the legendary immortal who lived for 10,000+ years.Born as a fairy, the first ten pages of the character book describe how carefree the little princess of Peach Blossom Fairy Island was in her childhood in 2000.

Xiaolanhua, the goddess of the orchid family next door, the second generation of immortals.

Little Fox, the son of the patriarch of the Qingqiu Fox Clan, the second generation of Super Immortals, and the third generation of sadomasochistic love with Little Peach Blossom.

The little civet cat, a distant relative of the Emperor of Heaven, has a poor family background, and unilaterally entangles the little fox. Taking advantage of the sadomasochistic relationship between the little fox and the little peach blossom, the little civet cat pretends to be the little peach blossom, and succeeds in seizing the love, turning the sadomasochism into a love triangle.

Small lanterns, the same type as small green tea, rely on aura to give birth to spiritual wisdom and strive to become immortals.But he is different from the commoner fairy like Little Green Tea. He is the lamp in front of the Buddha and has a backstage.

The protagonists in this book are having a good time falling in love, but Jiang Qi, who read the book, is dumbfounded.

Jiang Qi looked at the book of the flower for a while, and the book of the fox for a while. Sometimes he frowned, sometimes looked blank, sometimes supported his head, sometimes supported his forehead, sometimes sighed, and sometimes suffocated.

Those who knew that he was reading an emotional book, those who didn't know thought he was reading a high-level mathematics book.

"The style of this book is too different from "Mask Club". With strong will, Jiang Qi finally sighed after seeing the scene before the decisive battle.

Before that, the only emotional book he had watched was "Mask Club".When he watched "Mask Club" at that time, he felt that the emotion book was quite good, with family affection, love, friendship, rich emotions, vivid and natural.The story is full of twists and turns, and the setting is novel and interesting. Although the murder part is a bit stretched, it is not a big failure.

Now it seems that he is too young.

I have never seen a true pure love emotional book.

"Scorching Peach Blossoms" can be summed up in one sentence. It is a story of sadomasochism caused by a group of celestial beings who are full and have nothing to do.

If "Scorching Peach Blossom" is a fairy tale drama, Little Peach Blossom and Little Fox must be the hero and heroine.

As the only younger sister of Peach Blossom Fairy, Little Peach Blossom grew up on Peach Blossom Fairy Island and never had contact with the outside world.He was raised to be innocent and uncontested, until the time when he was 3 years old and was about to cross the catastrophe, his mind was the same as that of a thousand-year-old child. (This is the original text in the character book)

Peach Blossom God made perfect preparations for her younger sister's immortal tribulation, but she didn't expect her sister to go through the most difficult love tribulation.

Xiao Taohua went down to the mortal world to cross the tribulation, and met her destined person, the little fox, in the mortal world.The two were a couple of generals in their first life in the mortal world. In order to defend the country, the little fox had no time to take care of his wife's emotions, and because of a mental illness, he separated from Xiao Taohua's only child.

In the end, the little fox returned from victory, but what he saw was the body of Xiao Taohua who committed suicide.The little fox was heartbroken and died in love together. The two second generations of immortals failed for the first time.

When the two of them crossed the tribulation for the second time, the civet cat, who had a crush on the little fox for tens of thousands of years, knew that the little fox was going to cross the tribulation of love, so he went down to the world with him to cross the tribulation.

In the second life, the little fox is the prince and Xiao Taohua's doctor girl.In a royal conspiracy, the little fox was seriously injured and temporarily blinded, but was rescued by Xiao Taohua and took good care of him.

Under Xiao Taohua's careful care, the little fox gradually improved, and he deeply loved Xiao Taohua who took care of him.And the little civet cat is the princess in this life. Just a few days before the little fox recovered, the little civet cat sent someone to kidnap Xiao Taohua. The foxes get married.

When seeing the second world, Jiang Qi had 1 things to vomit in his heart.

In the first life, the little fox was a general who ruled the country and ruled the country. When he went out to fight, his wife and daughter were bullied by treacherous officials. As a result, his daughter was directly abducted, which is outrageous and useless.As a result, in the second life, he went straight from a waste to an idiot. He was just blind but not deaf, and he couldn't even distinguish the voice of his savior.

And it's not that he doesn't know the princess, does he have any idea of ​​whether the princess has medical skills and caring skills?He didn't doubt it at all, so he naturally transferred his love for Xiao Taohua to the princess, and married the princess.

Of course, one day after getting married, the little fox ran into Xiao Taohua by accident, and fell in love with Xiao Taohua at first sight.These three immortals have been in love for many years in the mortal world. In the end, they fell in love and suddenly their country was ruined and their families died. The three immortals died together.

But in such an outrageous second life, all three immortals succeeded in crossing the catastrophe.

After successfully crossing the tribulation, the three immortals forgot all their experiences during the time of crossing the tribulation, knowing that Peach Blossom Fairy will hold a peach blossom banquet once every 5 years, all the immortals will gather together, and the Shura field will begin soon.

As for the other pair of CP Xiaodengzhan and Xiaolanhua, compared to the love triangle next door, the two of them are quite normal.Xiao Lanhua is Xiao Taohua's best friend, she accompanied her to go down to the earth to cross the tribulation in Xiao Taohua's first life, met Xiaodengzhan, the two happy friends fought and fought in the world, and finally got together.

When the next door was in a love triangle in the human world in the second world, it was quite sweet for these two to experience the love at first sight script that this sister seems to have seen somewhere in the fairy world.

At this time, someone will ask, isn't this a 6-player book?
A pair of love triangles, a pair of happy lovers, so what is the other one doing?

There is also a little green tea eating melon.

Little Green Tea has never been involved in any relationship from beginning to end, and has never stopped eating melons.

When Xiao Taohua was still a little fairy, she listened to Xiao Taohua tell her ideal love object as a tea tree spirit.When Xiao Taohua crossed the catastrophe in her first life, she had already cultivated into a little green tea fairy, and under the arrangement of Taohua Shangxian, she accompanied Xiao Taohua to cross the catastrophe to protect her.

She was Xiao Taohua's maid in the first life, and she was Xiao Taohua's maid in the second life.Eating melons at close range throughout the whole process, and eating melons from Huanxi's friend next door on the way, can be regarded as a clear stream in this emotional book.

It is also thanks to Little Green Tea that the second love triangle love Shura field can overcome the tribulation. These three people who are single-minded in love have no time to overcome the tribulation, and the tribulation is all helped by Little Green Tea.

Really the strongest beater.

I don't know how much Taohua Shangxian pays Little Green Tea every thousand years, so that Little Green Tea is so devoted to death.

Now, Jiang Qi has seen the eve of the Shura field.

The plot of each character has also reached the last scene. There should be a big wave at the Peach Blossom Banquet, which will draw a successful conclusion or a big question mark to everyone's plot.

Of course, it could also be an ellipsis from Jiang Qi.

"Little Peach Blossom... No, I feel my head hurts watching Peach Blossom." Jiang Qi moved Peach Blossom's book away.

"Little fox... no, IQ is too low, don't read his book." Jiang Qi moved the little fox's book away.

"Little raccoon...Compared with little green tea, this one is the real green tea. What should I do if I watch too much and get a little raccoon out? Don't look at it." Jiang Qi silently moved the little civet cat's book away.

"Little Lanhua... sweet love is not suitable for me, my sister may like it." Jiang Qi marked Xiao Lanhua with an X, and also marked Xiao Dengzhan with an X.

These two books are bound.

At this moment, only little green tea was left in front of Jiang Qi.

He also knew he had no choice.

"It's up to you, Little Green Tea!" Jiang Qi opened the last scene of Little Green Tea's character book.

'Peach Blossom Banquet, a feast held every 5 years on Peach Blossom Fairy Island.As an ordinary little fairy on Peach Blossom Fairy Island, you were lucky enough to be chosen as the maid of the Peach Blossom Banquet, responsible for delivering peach blossom wine to the fairies at the banquet.

What you didn't expect was that you, who had never been out of Peach Blossom Fairy Island except to accompany Xiao Peach Blossom to cross the catastrophe, unexpectedly saw several familiar faces at the Peach Blossom Banquet.

You can be sure that you have never seen these immortals before, but their faces make you feel very familiar.Could it be that they met when they were crossing the catastrophe in the world?

But with so many immortals, how could they cross the tribulation together? '

With a flash of white light, Jiang Qi entered the memory.

　Watching Xianxia dramas in the past few years, I have always wanted to complain, these men and women can live for tens of thousands of years, 10,000+ years, is it enough for everyone in the fairy world to live so long?Won't the aura be exhausted and enter the Dharma-ending age?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)