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Chapter 348 Beware of PUAs in the Workplace
Jiang Qi asked Kua Kua to go to the financial room to find Jiang Cha first, mainly because he wanted Jiang Cha to perform an illusion on Kua Kua, making it feel as cold as a robot.

Kuagua's body is not a doll, and it is impossible to appear in front of people in the form of a toy like Lili.In order to allow Kua Kua to be more active in the amusement park in the future, Jiang Qi thinks it is a good choice to label him a goblin robot.

Goblins are the magic insulators of the wizarding world, and their only talents are agility, teleportation, and plenty of energy.

It is not an exaggeration to say that Kua Kua can work 20 hours a day on his resume. Goblins are full of energy. In most cases, they are easily excited and agitated. Generally, they don’t need to rest much. One hour of sleep a day is enough.

If abundant energy can make goblins work better, then the ability of agility and teleportation will make them live better.

There are more than 200 kingdoms in the magic world. Some kingdoms have laws, and some kingdoms have no laws. Generally speaking, it is a world where the weak eat the strong and the fittest survive.As the bottom of the food chain in the magical world, goblins would have disappeared in the long river of history long ago if they were not good at hiding themselves and escaping for their lives.

Facing the goblin who is only over 40 centimeters tall and definitely not good-looking, with big eyes occupying almost 1/3 of his face, skin wrinkled like a little old man, and thin arms and legs, Jiang Cha looks very interested.

"Fellow Daoist Kuagua, please relax." Jiang Cha first touched Kuagua's hand, felt the touch and body temperature of his skin, closed his eyes, and raised his hand.

Jiang Cha formed a complicated relationship, and was taken aback by Kua Kua.

He had only seen magicians chant long incantations before casting spells. He had never seen magicians dance with their hands before casting spells.This caused Kua Kua to dare not move, for fear that if he was not careful, he would blow up like the crystal balls of those magicians.

A white light overflowed from between Jiang Cha's fingers, surrounded Kua Kua, and melted into his skin.

Kuagua was as stiff as a robot.

"Okay, boss, you feel it."

Jiang Qi poked Kuagua's arm, and found that there was no temperature, and the flesh under the skin became hard. Someone must believe that it was a robot.

"Not bad." Jiang Qi affirmed Jiang Cha's illusion.

Taohua Shangxian has done many evils all his life, and the only good thing he has done is probably to train a group of excellent subordinates who are proficient in illusion.

Jiang Qi found out the video of the rehearsal of the toy spirits that he had taken before, and showed it to Kuagua, and let the toy spirits of Kuagua scholars take two steps to pretend to be mechanical toys.

Kua Kua studied for a few minutes with his eyes wide open, and soon walked decently.

The gait is mechanical, the limbs are stiff, and the face is expressionless, just like a goblin robot.

"You can be a little more flexible, so you don't have to be so rigid." Jiang Qi said, "Being more flexible can show that your craftsmanship is better, and the price is high. I bought it for 200 million yuan."

"Hey, yes, can Jiang tea master turn the money for buying the book into the money for buying Kua Kua?" Jiang Qi felt that he had really thought of a brilliant idea.

Jiang Cha:?
I settled that account and you want me to change it now?

"Yes." Jiang Cha squeezed out a gritted smile and said softly.

Jiang Qi asked Kua Kua to teleport back to his office to continue practicing.

When Jiang Qi walked back to the office from the financial room, Kua Kua had already started cleaning.

I saw the cleaner on the left hand, the rag on the right, and even a change of clothes. They were dusty old clothes, which should be used for cleaning.

"Boss, I've already practiced." Kuagua put the things in his hand into the magic pocket on his clothes and began to perform.

The acting skills are quite good. In the matter of playing robots, Kua Kua's talent is much higher than that of the toy spirits.

"That's right. If you can't hide from other people in the future, just pretend to be like this. After 9:[-] p.m., there is basically no one in the park, so you can move around freely." Jiang Qi gave a thumbs up for his peace of mind.

"Okay boss." Kua Kua said sharply, took out the rag and wanted to continue mopping the floor.

"It's the first day of work today, so don't work now." Jiang Qi waved his hand to stop Kua Kua, and pointed to the chair. He originally wanted Kua Kua to sit on the chair and they would chat for a while, but then found the chair's Kua Kua. A little short, he simply pointed to the table and asked Kua Kua to sit on the table.

With an unbelievable expression on his face, he stuffed the rag into his pocket obediently: "But boss, you pay me a salary of 1000 la coins a month!"

If I don't work 23 hours a day, I will be sorry for the salary you paid me, the boss.

"Chatting with me is also part of the job." Jiang Qi sat down, took a shatang orange from the fruit plate, Kua Kua immediately teleported to the table and began to help Jiang Qi peel the orange.

"How did you see the recruitment information?" Jiang Qi took the oranges from Kua Kua.

"Didn't you send the magic contract directly to me?" Kuagua asked in a low voice.

"Magic contract?"

After Kua Kua's detailed explanation, Jiang Qi realized that the card game's way of distributing recruitment information in Kua Kua's world is to distribute leaflets.

In Kua Kua's view, the recruitment information of the amusement park is a magic contract. Generally speaking, goblins would never dare to sign this kind of magic contract. Who knows what price will be paid after signing.

It's not a big deal to turn yourself into a magic material. If one person is not good, the whole family may become a magic material.

Kua Kua saw that the signature on the recruitment information was Jiang Qi, so he boldly wrote his resume and submitted it.

It only took Jiang Qi two hours to read his resume, but Kua Kua waited for several days.Because Jiang Qi chose to pay wages on an annual basis, Kua Kua received a one-time advance salary of 12000 lakhs, which shocked Kua Kua's wife to the point of speechlessness.

For Kua Kua, he met Jiang Qi 16 years ago. In order to be worthy of this salary, Kua Kua's family mobilized.

Kuagua's parents, uncles and aunts, grandparents, 17 brothers and sisters, 7 children, more than 100 nephews and nieces, nieces and nieces joined the battle, and they did their best. It took a day to make more than 1000 snacks of various colors, plus collecting The local specialties and things that Kua Kua may need to work abroad are all stuffed into the magic package that Jiang Qi saw.

Then Kua Kua stepped into the teleportation magic circle generated by the contract, and came in front of Jiang Qi.

That is to say, Kuagua has not realized that he is no longer in the original world. He thinks that he is simply going abroad to work.

After Kua Kua peeled the oranges, he began to peel the longan. He even peeled the melon seeds for Jiang Qi. .”

"Gift?"

"At that time, I didn't know that you were a powerful time magician. I thought you were going to study and wanted to be roommates with you. My mother made a lot of snacks for you, and I also prepared several other drinks for you , only to find out at the school that you will not enroll at all.”

"I really appreciate you specifically telling Teacher Lilian to take care of me. If Teacher Lilian hadn't helped me deal with it, Teacher Maggie wouldn't have accepted me as her student."

"Even the job after graduation was introduced to me by Teacher Lilian."

Jiang Qi took a sip of water: "Actually, I didn't specifically ask Teacher Lilian to take care of you. It should be that Teacher Lilian simply appreciates you, so she helped you like this."

Kua Kua raised his head in surprise.

"But you are all students of Teacher Maggie, so you should have a good job after graduation."

Kuagua nodded: "Yes, I can earn 100 la coins a month as a servant at the Duke of Troy's house, and the Duke of Troy is also very nice. My sixth brother's family was robbed of all their savings by robbers, and it was the Duke of Troy who helped It was recovered, and since then my brothers and sisters have worked hard to save money to send their children to the Incredible Academy of Magic."

"Including my resignation this time, the Duke of Troy was happy for me when he heard that I was hired by you. It is my honor to work for a great time magician like you!"

Jiang Qi: ...

Should he tell Kuagua that he is no longer in the original world.

Forget it, let's wait until Kuagua gets familiar with the work here, he is afraid that Kuagua will be scared to death if he knows now.

Jiang Qi decided to change the subject: "Did you bring toasted grass cakes this time?"

"The baked grass pancakes your mother made are quite delicious."

Two such simple words moved Kua Kua to tears.

Kua Kua didn't blush this time, he just shed tears.

Kua Kua's eyes were big, and the tears that fell from the eye sockets were also big, and the tears fell down clearly, crackling like rain.

"Boss, you still remember the taste of my mother's baked grass pancakes." Kua Kua was already sobbing.

"Eh...you might not believe me, but I haven't finished the baked grass cakes last time." Jiang Qi opened the drawer and took out the baked grass cakes inside.

Originally there were 9 in a box, now there are 6 left.

Looking at the baked grass cakes in the box, Kua Kua cried even harder.

"Boss, you are so kind!"

"You are willing to use magic to preserve the baked grass cake I gave you."

"No one has ever cherished a gift from me so much."

"Boss, I am willing to be your magic material!"

Jiang Qi: ...

There is no need to risk your life for a box of toasted straw cakes.

Our place is not the Academy of Dark Arts!
Cherish life, Comrade Kua Kua, you still have 7 children to raise!
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Jiang Cha, who was drinking afternoon tea in the accounting room, shook his head helplessly.

Finance has been busy with work recently, Jiang Cha, as the supervisor, occasionally orders some refreshments from the restaurant in the amusement park in the afternoon, so that colleagues can drink afternoon tea to relax.

"Director Jiang, what's wrong?" Zhang Hong asked.

"It's nothing." Jiang Cha smiled, "I just think we should be wary of PUAs in the workplace."

What a wonderful experience in the boss's office.

(End of this chapter)