Start with the script kill shop
Chapter 90
Chapter 90
hungry?
Affected by the plot of the original script, Jiang Qi's first reaction was, do you want me to find someone for you to eat a couple of bites?
Of course, Jiang Qi stepped on this terrible idea after only 0.1 second.
The evil cultivator was actually myself.
Seeing that Jiang Qi didn't respond for a long time, Lili climbed along Jiang Qi's arm to his shoulder, and rubbed Jiang Qi's cheek with her doll face like a puppy rubbing against its master.
"Father, I'm hungry." Lili said a little aggrieved, she pointed her little finger at her mouth, then at her stomach, "I want to eat."
Jiang Qi had already guessed what Lili wanted to eat.
In fact, it has been clearly written in the host manual that Lili is an orthodox Gumantong, who has been well-raised by her master for many years and is ready for reincarnation.
What she wants to eat is of course merit. To put it bluntly, she wants Jiang Qi to go out and do good deeds.
It's just that it's a bit difficult to go out at night and find some good people and good things to do. At this time, the old ladies generally don't cross the road, but the thief should be going to work soon.
But catching a thief seems a bit dangerous, Jiang Qi is not that skilled, and he does not guarantee that he will meet a lucky thief when he goes out.
In the blink of an eye, Jiang Qi already knew how to use the fastest and easiest way to do good deeds.
But he didn't act immediately, and went out at night to be an enthusiastic citizen.He has one more important thing to do before solving the problem of food and clothing for the new employees.
Jiang Qi took Lili off his shoulders, grabbed her little hand that had no place to rest, and said slowly, "I'm not a father, I'm the boss, call me the boss, understand?"
Jiang Qi found out in his memory before that this kid is a bit stupid.
Lili always repeats words when she speaks, jumping out one word after another, because she can't speak long sentences at all.
As a Gumantong who died of an accident not long after she was born, it is normal for Lili to be not well educated and not very good at speaking.Her original owner probably didn't pay much attention to Lili's education when she was alive. She bought a bunch of beautiful dolls, but didn't teach Lili how to speak normally.
Not to mention the ancient mother-in-law, in her eyes Lili is the food on the chopping board, who will give cultural lessons to the food?
Lili, who heard the word boss for the first time, lost her head in confusion, picked it up and put it back.Lili thought that Jiang Qi didn't understand what she meant, so she said persistently: "Father, Fanfan, I want to eat!"
"Call the boss, if you don't call the boss, you will have nothing to eat." Jiang Qi said coldly and ruthlessly.
Lili looked at Jiang Qi aggrievedly, and it took a long time to spit out two words: "Banban."
Jiang Qi: ...
All right, as long as you don't call daddy anything.
"Do I have to bring you with me when I go out to find food?" Jiang Qi asked.
Lili didn't answer, she just jumped on Jiang Qi's shoulder and answered with practical actions.
Before going out, Jiang Qi wanted to know how much control Lili had over the dollhouse.
"Lili, there will be guests coming to play tomorrow night, do you know how to play with them then?"
"I know!" Lili said happily, waving her little hand.
The lights in the room began to flicker on and off like an unstable current.
A batch of doll heads flew out.
A batch of dolls started laughing.
A batch of dolls started sticking out their tongues like hanged ghosts.
A batch of dolls began to shed blood and tears, and the blood and tears could be contained freely, and they would not drip on the skirts or the ground at all.
Lili probably felt that such a performance was not exciting enough. After thinking about it, she picked out a dozen or so of her favorite dolls and directed them to the center of the room, where their bodies fell apart and began to dance.
Head jumps head, feet jumps feet, body jumps body, hands jumps hands.
Not to mention, the dance is pretty good.
Jiang Qi nodded in satisfaction, much better than when the horror dollhouse was scary on its own.
"The trick that Grandma Gu used, blood oozes from the wall, can you do it?"
Lili nodded, blood began to ooze from the wall, red and black sticky blood flowed down from the roof, and quickly returned.
Jiang Qi liked this trick very much.
Just imagine, there is a player hiding in a corner in fear, squatting in the corner to find a sense of security.At this time, a strange red liquid suddenly flowed down from the top of the head. When I touched it, I found it was blood. When I looked back, the whole wall began to ooze blood.
this scene.
Gee tut.
"Can ketchup or blood bags flow? Blood bags are made of red wine and honey. It looks like blood, but it's not actually blood." Jiang Qi felt that the bleeding was a bit difficult to explain. The blood bag can also be said to be a special device specially made.
Lili nodded half understanding, thought for a while, and the wall began to ooze red liquid.
It was still very viscous and red, but this time there was no bloody smell. As for what was flowing out, probably only Lili knew.
Jiang Qi was very satisfied.
"When a guest really comes, don't take back all the liquid that seeps out immediately, and collect it after the guest leaves." Jiang Qi reminded.
Lili was reluctant: "Dirty."
Still a good boy who loves cleanliness.
"It's okay, stop bleeding. Let's go out and find something to eat!"
Lili immediately didn't care about whether it was dirty or not, and said happily, "Fanfan!"
Jiang Qi went to the first floor to find Old John's full set of cleaning tools, picked out the largest broom and dustpan, took the sack that Wang Erya had put away, walked out of the store, and started sweeping the floor.
Within a radius of 5 kilometers, the dirtiest street is the alley where the Xinghe script agency is located.
The alleys extend in all directions, and there are residential areas on the edge.As a famous snack alley in the old city, more than 8% of the hundreds of shops in the alley are for food.
Most of the small shops only have one or two tables, and dine-in is basically not allowed. People who come here to buy food are used to eating while walking, and throw them everywhere after eating.
Most of the merchants clean up the snow in front of their own doors. At most, they sweep the garbage in front of their stores before closing. Jiang Qi used to be like that.
In such an alley, the amount of garbage generated in a day can be imagined.
Absolutely topped, No. 1 on the list of streets that cleaners hate the most.
The uncrowned king deserves it all.
Now, Mr. Jiang, an enthusiastic citizen, wants to bring his cleaning tools to lighten the workload for the big cleaner.
At 10 o'clock in the evening, there are still many shops in the alley that are not closed.
Jiang Qi, who is used to sweeping the snow in front of his house on weekdays, naturally started sweeping near his own shop.
"Boss Jiang is sweeping the floor, the doll on your shoulder is very beautiful. But why put this doll on your shoulder, isn't it afraid of falling?" The owner of the nearby shop didn't realize what Jiang Qi was doing at first.
When Jiang Qi finished cleaning the area near his store and was about to head towards the barbecue restaurant at the end of the alley, Lili spoke.
"Blade, black, dirty." Lili meant that although the garbage on the ground was gone, the ground was still dirty.
Jiang Qi: ?
You are quite demanding.
But anyway, it's the ground in front of my house, so let's clean it up if I can. Jiang Qi went back to fetch water from a bucket to flush the ground. Anyway, there is a drain next to it.
The owner of a nearby shop: ?
"I didn't realize it before, but Boss Jiang really likes to be clean." The boss of the nearby shop and other shops have already closed, and the boss who is closing the shop sighed.
After 20 minutes, Jiang Qi began to clean other areas.
After 40 minutes, the first sack was full of garbage.
An hour and 1 minutes later, the second sack was full.
After 2 hours, the third sack was full.
By 2 o'clock in the morning, Jiang Qi had cleaned out 6 sacks of garbage and collected 39 empty beverage bottles, which attracted countless surprised eyes and was photographed by at least 3 onlookers who were eating supper.
Although Lili was very honest when she was outside, she just sat firmly on Jiang Qi's shoulders, as if she was tied and glued to it by something, but she could speak directly without moving the doll's mouth.
Jiang Qi sweeps down all the way, whenever Lili sees a good-looking young lady, she will excitedly whisper: "Beauty stickers!"
Jiang Qi couldn't help but look back after scanning, like a pervert.
But let's not say, Lili has a good eye, and the beauties she wants to post are all really good-looking young ladies.
In terms of aesthetics, Jiang Qi expressed his affirmation to Lili.
Sorry, got off topic.
Jiang Qi worked hard to sweep the floor for 4 hours, almost breaking his waist, and gave everyone 2/3 clean and tidy alleys.
As for why there are 2/3 of them instead of a whole one, the main reason is that Jiang Qi's broom is too small to sweep it.
Cleaning is also physical work.
"Are you full?" Jiang Qi felt that if Lili was not full, he would consider fighting the thief.
Lili's original owner has raised her so well for so many years, and even raised her to the point where she can be reincarnated, how many roads have to be swept!
Instead, how many good things have to be done!
"Half full." Lili said.
Half full is full, Jiang Qi just wants to go home and sleep now.
"I'll eat tomorrow if I'm not full." Jiang Qi said, expressing that Mr. Jiang, an enthusiastic citizen, is going home from get off work.
It is more convenient to do good deeds during the day.
"Bad board."
Jiang Qi went back to the store to put the cleaning tools back. When he went upstairs, he found that the door of the utility room was not closed, so he went to close the door of the utility room first.
The mechanical dolls that come with this book are all placed in the utility room. Considering that the dollhouse may maliciously damage these mechanical dolls, Jiang Qi dare not put them in the dollhouse when the book is not opened.
When the book is actually opened, some of these mechanical dolls still have to be placed in the dollhouse to confuse guests, and all clue cards have to be pulled out of the mechanical dolls' bodies.
The original dolls in the dollhouse are real dolls, and you can find them by touching them when looking for clue cards.
Jiang Qi didn't even enter the utility room, but simply closed the door, and Lili became excited.
"Piracy, plagiarism, shameless, bah bah bah bah bah!"
Lili can't wait to rush in and fight with the mechanical doll in the utility room.
Jiang Qi: ...
Jiang Qi put Lili back into the doll's house, and said sternly: "You can't go to the utility room to maliciously damage the mechanical doll at night, do you hear me?"
Lili turned sideways unhappily and deliberately did not look at Jiang Qi.
Jiang Qi softened his tone a little, and continued: "A good boy must learn to live in harmony with everyone. Even if he doesn't like it, he can't intentionally hurt others. Just like some people smell delicious, but they can't eat it."
"If Lili is obedient, I will buy you some beautiful dolls in a few days, okay?"
"No dolls!" Lili said that she already had enough dolls and there was no need to add more.
"Then what do you want?"
"Beauty stickers!"
Jiang Qi: ...
What have you learned from your original master all these years?
(End of this chapter)
hungry?
Affected by the plot of the original script, Jiang Qi's first reaction was, do you want me to find someone for you to eat a couple of bites?
Of course, Jiang Qi stepped on this terrible idea after only 0.1 second.
The evil cultivator was actually myself.
Seeing that Jiang Qi didn't respond for a long time, Lili climbed along Jiang Qi's arm to his shoulder, and rubbed Jiang Qi's cheek with her doll face like a puppy rubbing against its master.
"Father, I'm hungry." Lili said a little aggrieved, she pointed her little finger at her mouth, then at her stomach, "I want to eat."
Jiang Qi had already guessed what Lili wanted to eat.
In fact, it has been clearly written in the host manual that Lili is an orthodox Gumantong, who has been well-raised by her master for many years and is ready for reincarnation.
What she wants to eat is of course merit. To put it bluntly, she wants Jiang Qi to go out and do good deeds.
It's just that it's a bit difficult to go out at night and find some good people and good things to do. At this time, the old ladies generally don't cross the road, but the thief should be going to work soon.
But catching a thief seems a bit dangerous, Jiang Qi is not that skilled, and he does not guarantee that he will meet a lucky thief when he goes out.
In the blink of an eye, Jiang Qi already knew how to use the fastest and easiest way to do good deeds.
But he didn't act immediately, and went out at night to be an enthusiastic citizen.He has one more important thing to do before solving the problem of food and clothing for the new employees.
Jiang Qi took Lili off his shoulders, grabbed her little hand that had no place to rest, and said slowly, "I'm not a father, I'm the boss, call me the boss, understand?"
Jiang Qi found out in his memory before that this kid is a bit stupid.
Lili always repeats words when she speaks, jumping out one word after another, because she can't speak long sentences at all.
As a Gumantong who died of an accident not long after she was born, it is normal for Lili to be not well educated and not very good at speaking.Her original owner probably didn't pay much attention to Lili's education when she was alive. She bought a bunch of beautiful dolls, but didn't teach Lili how to speak normally.
Not to mention the ancient mother-in-law, in her eyes Lili is the food on the chopping board, who will give cultural lessons to the food?
Lili, who heard the word boss for the first time, lost her head in confusion, picked it up and put it back.Lili thought that Jiang Qi didn't understand what she meant, so she said persistently: "Father, Fanfan, I want to eat!"
"Call the boss, if you don't call the boss, you will have nothing to eat." Jiang Qi said coldly and ruthlessly.
Lili looked at Jiang Qi aggrievedly, and it took a long time to spit out two words: "Banban."
Jiang Qi: ...
All right, as long as you don't call daddy anything.
"Do I have to bring you with me when I go out to find food?" Jiang Qi asked.
Lili didn't answer, she just jumped on Jiang Qi's shoulder and answered with practical actions.
Before going out, Jiang Qi wanted to know how much control Lili had over the dollhouse.
"Lili, there will be guests coming to play tomorrow night, do you know how to play with them then?"
"I know!" Lili said happily, waving her little hand.
The lights in the room began to flicker on and off like an unstable current.
A batch of doll heads flew out.
A batch of dolls started laughing.
A batch of dolls started sticking out their tongues like hanged ghosts.
A batch of dolls began to shed blood and tears, and the blood and tears could be contained freely, and they would not drip on the skirts or the ground at all.
Lili probably felt that such a performance was not exciting enough. After thinking about it, she picked out a dozen or so of her favorite dolls and directed them to the center of the room, where their bodies fell apart and began to dance.
Head jumps head, feet jumps feet, body jumps body, hands jumps hands.
Not to mention, the dance is pretty good.
Jiang Qi nodded in satisfaction, much better than when the horror dollhouse was scary on its own.
"The trick that Grandma Gu used, blood oozes from the wall, can you do it?"
Lili nodded, blood began to ooze from the wall, red and black sticky blood flowed down from the roof, and quickly returned.
Jiang Qi liked this trick very much.
Just imagine, there is a player hiding in a corner in fear, squatting in the corner to find a sense of security.At this time, a strange red liquid suddenly flowed down from the top of the head. When I touched it, I found it was blood. When I looked back, the whole wall began to ooze blood.
this scene.
Gee tut.
"Can ketchup or blood bags flow? Blood bags are made of red wine and honey. It looks like blood, but it's not actually blood." Jiang Qi felt that the bleeding was a bit difficult to explain. The blood bag can also be said to be a special device specially made.
Lili nodded half understanding, thought for a while, and the wall began to ooze red liquid.
It was still very viscous and red, but this time there was no bloody smell. As for what was flowing out, probably only Lili knew.
Jiang Qi was very satisfied.
"When a guest really comes, don't take back all the liquid that seeps out immediately, and collect it after the guest leaves." Jiang Qi reminded.
Lili was reluctant: "Dirty."
Still a good boy who loves cleanliness.
"It's okay, stop bleeding. Let's go out and find something to eat!"
Lili immediately didn't care about whether it was dirty or not, and said happily, "Fanfan!"
Jiang Qi went to the first floor to find Old John's full set of cleaning tools, picked out the largest broom and dustpan, took the sack that Wang Erya had put away, walked out of the store, and started sweeping the floor.
Within a radius of 5 kilometers, the dirtiest street is the alley where the Xinghe script agency is located.
The alleys extend in all directions, and there are residential areas on the edge.As a famous snack alley in the old city, more than 8% of the hundreds of shops in the alley are for food.
Most of the small shops only have one or two tables, and dine-in is basically not allowed. People who come here to buy food are used to eating while walking, and throw them everywhere after eating.
Most of the merchants clean up the snow in front of their own doors. At most, they sweep the garbage in front of their stores before closing. Jiang Qi used to be like that.
In such an alley, the amount of garbage generated in a day can be imagined.
Absolutely topped, No. 1 on the list of streets that cleaners hate the most.
The uncrowned king deserves it all.
Now, Mr. Jiang, an enthusiastic citizen, wants to bring his cleaning tools to lighten the workload for the big cleaner.
At 10 o'clock in the evening, there are still many shops in the alley that are not closed.
Jiang Qi, who is used to sweeping the snow in front of his house on weekdays, naturally started sweeping near his own shop.
"Boss Jiang is sweeping the floor, the doll on your shoulder is very beautiful. But why put this doll on your shoulder, isn't it afraid of falling?" The owner of the nearby shop didn't realize what Jiang Qi was doing at first.
When Jiang Qi finished cleaning the area near his store and was about to head towards the barbecue restaurant at the end of the alley, Lili spoke.
"Blade, black, dirty." Lili meant that although the garbage on the ground was gone, the ground was still dirty.
Jiang Qi: ?
You are quite demanding.
But anyway, it's the ground in front of my house, so let's clean it up if I can. Jiang Qi went back to fetch water from a bucket to flush the ground. Anyway, there is a drain next to it.
The owner of a nearby shop: ?
"I didn't realize it before, but Boss Jiang really likes to be clean." The boss of the nearby shop and other shops have already closed, and the boss who is closing the shop sighed.
After 20 minutes, Jiang Qi began to clean other areas.
After 40 minutes, the first sack was full of garbage.
An hour and 1 minutes later, the second sack was full.
After 2 hours, the third sack was full.
By 2 o'clock in the morning, Jiang Qi had cleaned out 6 sacks of garbage and collected 39 empty beverage bottles, which attracted countless surprised eyes and was photographed by at least 3 onlookers who were eating supper.
Although Lili was very honest when she was outside, she just sat firmly on Jiang Qi's shoulders, as if she was tied and glued to it by something, but she could speak directly without moving the doll's mouth.
Jiang Qi sweeps down all the way, whenever Lili sees a good-looking young lady, she will excitedly whisper: "Beauty stickers!"
Jiang Qi couldn't help but look back after scanning, like a pervert.
But let's not say, Lili has a good eye, and the beauties she wants to post are all really good-looking young ladies.
In terms of aesthetics, Jiang Qi expressed his affirmation to Lili.
Sorry, got off topic.
Jiang Qi worked hard to sweep the floor for 4 hours, almost breaking his waist, and gave everyone 2/3 clean and tidy alleys.
As for why there are 2/3 of them instead of a whole one, the main reason is that Jiang Qi's broom is too small to sweep it.
Cleaning is also physical work.
"Are you full?" Jiang Qi felt that if Lili was not full, he would consider fighting the thief.
Lili's original owner has raised her so well for so many years, and even raised her to the point where she can be reincarnated, how many roads have to be swept!
Instead, how many good things have to be done!
"Half full." Lili said.
Half full is full, Jiang Qi just wants to go home and sleep now.
"I'll eat tomorrow if I'm not full." Jiang Qi said, expressing that Mr. Jiang, an enthusiastic citizen, is going home from get off work.
It is more convenient to do good deeds during the day.
"Bad board."
Jiang Qi went back to the store to put the cleaning tools back. When he went upstairs, he found that the door of the utility room was not closed, so he went to close the door of the utility room first.
The mechanical dolls that come with this book are all placed in the utility room. Considering that the dollhouse may maliciously damage these mechanical dolls, Jiang Qi dare not put them in the dollhouse when the book is not opened.
When the book is actually opened, some of these mechanical dolls still have to be placed in the dollhouse to confuse guests, and all clue cards have to be pulled out of the mechanical dolls' bodies.
The original dolls in the dollhouse are real dolls, and you can find them by touching them when looking for clue cards.
Jiang Qi didn't even enter the utility room, but simply closed the door, and Lili became excited.
"Piracy, plagiarism, shameless, bah bah bah bah bah!"
Lili can't wait to rush in and fight with the mechanical doll in the utility room.
Jiang Qi: ...
Jiang Qi put Lili back into the doll's house, and said sternly: "You can't go to the utility room to maliciously damage the mechanical doll at night, do you hear me?"
Lili turned sideways unhappily and deliberately did not look at Jiang Qi.
Jiang Qi softened his tone a little, and continued: "A good boy must learn to live in harmony with everyone. Even if he doesn't like it, he can't intentionally hurt others. Just like some people smell delicious, but they can't eat it."
"If Lili is obedient, I will buy you some beautiful dolls in a few days, okay?"
"No dolls!" Lili said that she already had enough dolls and there was no need to add more.
"Then what do you want?"
"Beauty stickers!"
Jiang Qi: ...
What have you learned from your original master all these years?
(End of this chapter)
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