The prisoner and the sea

Chapter 335 Give me some help, Xiaola!

Laura's gift for diplomacy is innate.

Not 10 minutes.

The mind flayer named Kakatari had already been coaxed into giving the dragon's tail to the other party to rub it well, and even let the other party touch his horn very proudly.

Ignore Kakatari-san's flushed face!
What a proud mind flayer!

Ah.

woman.

Gwen replaced Kakatari's position, or replaced the throne of the competitive king among the mind flayers in this area, and sat on the window of a luxurious apartment.

This huge floor-to-ceiling window, which is three meters high and more than one meter wide, is a symbol of status among mind flayers.

Mind flayers have a natural 'extroversion' quality.

Physical extroversion.

Compared with squatting at home, they prefer to squat outside.

So how do you judge a house in the mind flayer world?

It is enough to see if its windows are big enough!
Although Gwen didn't elaborate on these things with Laura, the beautiful girl with blond hair and blue eyes did have a unique understanding speed and ability in this aspect, and quickly grasped the physical extroversion characteristics of mind flayers. .

He actually gave them a few basketballs and footballs that would not be destroyed!

"Shoot like this." Laura made a funny slapping motion, like O'Neill Wei Tian, ​​who was over the peak weight, straddling the ball.

In the end, Kakatari, who couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed the ball and patted the ball forward with a ball-handling action that can be called Jerry West.

"This dribble! Better than the giant cat!"

Laura wiped her sweat.

Suddenly, he found that there were two more mind flayer girls beside him, staring at her quietly with big eyes like expensive cats.

After explaining the rules of the game without talking for a while, the mind flayer went to play.

Laura was able to comfort Gwen, who was already scrambling at the drainpipe with her paws.

"Ouch, sister!" Laura was not as enthusiastic as a beautiful girl with such beauty.

Many times, some people will be surprised and complain 'Obviously others can succeed with this method, why can't I? ', take a look at your appearance before being surprised and complaining.Others look like Jennifer Connelly, who is in her prime, while the brothers and sisters look like Dikembe Mutombo who just played basketball. It is understandable that there is a little error right?
All in all, the dog-licking social method will always make people able to talk to others.

And if the person who uses this trick is like a beautiful girl who only effervescent like Laura, then the effect will be even more significant!

At least Gwen is thinking about dangerous things now.

For example:
[Actually, being picked up by Laura doesn't hurt, right? 】

[She is so beautiful and so rich?Listen to the gossip and start for two hours, whether it is an external turret or a small motor Pharaoh cat dance, they are all top-notch...]

[Rough, life is so unfair! 】

Although thinking "how the hell would life create such a beautiful girl with high EQ, physical talent and meters", Gwen's performance was rather weak, not like a proud mind flayer, Instead, after being scratched by the other party's chin, he looked at those colleagues who were playing ball with a 'hum' expression.

Xiaola massage is good.

thought Gwen.

It's just a little extra effort.

"Sister, have you ever played with a giant cat?" Gwen asked curiously.

"Uh huh?" Laura looked surprised, "Sister, I didn't offend you, did I?"

Offended, you not only slipped your hand down but also grabbed it.

Gwen gave her a supercilious look: "You mean you'll die playing basketball with giant cats?"

"That's right!" Laura waved her hand, "They basically have no rules. The strongest giant cat I've ever seen can kick other cats 20 meters away with one kick, knock over teammates with an elbow, and finally hit the referee with a head hammer. , and scored a fadeaway jumper."

"...You mean basketball?"

"Giant cat basketball." Laura spread her hands, "Among the Favanian competitive sports, the giant cat is definitely the scariest contestant. It is said that there are Favanians who are not afraid of death." Be their referee. Field fights can only be said to be commonplace, and the average person can watch a giant cat boxing that directly hits the opponent's cat face [-] times."

"... "

Is this really basketball?

Gwen was skeptical.

But it was really not easy for Laura to find the mind flayer's hobby.

Ordinary people watch the behavior of mind flayer groups.

Most of them will regard them as some kind of creatures that are unwilling to move easily, just like the lazy cat Yutu.

But that is also an illusion.

The only cat-like creature that is really lazy and unwilling to move is the cat lamp!

By the way, Mao Yutu, Cat Mind Flayer and Mao Lantern have nothing to do with cats, especially Mao Lantern.If you want to say that they are slime family members, it may be a little bit, but cat family members?Forget it, the cat lamp is not a cat family, this is already the consensus of the whole world.

"Sister, it's really good that you brought me here." Laura was full of excitement, "Look at this historic building. If I'm not mistaken, this place should be a floor-to-ceiling window built on the basis of the Gray Kingdom. style?"

Gwen didn't say a word, and sat quietly on the window sill like a mind flayer, staring at Laura.

"Then, the one under the window...isn't this the well-known beautiful boy from the Hometown People? It's so pretty!"

"..." Gwen felt a little blushing, and blocked it with her sleeve, but hummed happily.

After that, there were more and more mind flayers, gathering more and more.

Even the inside is mostly friendly.

There are still a few who have a bad temper.

Mind flayers are somewhat similar to cats.

It is never possible to use common sense to judge whether these guys are angry or not.

Maybe if you don't touch their heads, they will be so angry that they will take your heart away...

On this point, all Sister Laura can say is 'it's unbelievably bad-tempered, but also unbelievably nice'.

As a strange story that the entire fellow villagers are afraid of, mind flayers naturally have demonized characteristics, such as rumors such as 'As long as you meet your eyes, you will be mind-trapped'.

But it was this type of rumor that Laura decided to dispel.

Two full hours.

Gwen took Laura around a large circle of mind flayer residences, seeing various subspecies and strange individuals.

Guaidan is more similar to an ethnic group in the world of ghost stories. Under the influence of certain rumors and collective sources, a ghost story may be split into different individuals, that is, subspecies.

For example, mind flayers have a nasty subspecies.

It was named "Troublemaker", guess why it is called "Troubleshooter"?The point is to trick and treat.It's a horrible and strange story that men from the same country hate so much that they will shudder at the sight of it.

However, I am a monster with a serious animalization. I am a head taller than Gwen, and my body is furry, which is closer to the half-orcization of a wolf.

Another example is the subspecies of Gwen individuals.

Favanya Gwen.

This is really scary stuff.

A Gwen in an amber egg with very, very Favanian traits.His intelligence is also very high, and he even recognized Laura's "three candies in the morning and four candies in the afternoon" and then changed back and forth, and threw the two of them out with telekinetic power.

The way to establish a good relationship with Favaniag is also quite wonderful, this person does not have the extroversion of the mind flayer.

So just turn around completely.

Give books.

It was quite easy to impress the other party, and obtained some of the secrets of the mind flayer's characteristics.

And a little bit of Gwen's secrecy.

Favagnag: "Gwen, why don't you embrace witch blood? Don't you feel their boiling in your veins?"

Gwen: "I didn't feel it."

Favaniag: "I understand, I understand that you have unrealistic expectations and love for this land, your heart is rejecting the autumn wind and winter snow, and the quiet lakeside where the birds fly over gives you You turned a blind eye to the warning.”

Gwen (annoyed): "What the hell are you TAMA talking about?"

Favagnag: "Oh, naturally, you will not change my words in any way, any more than I never expect the land to change for my cries..."

Gwen turned to Laura, "Hey! Did you understand what this guy said?"

Xiaola has no effect at all.

Because Xiaola didn't understand either.

...

Gwen shudders at the mere thought of her Favania form as a Riddler.

When Laura saw that Gwen actually had the form of Favania, she immediately told the cat lamp that "everyone is equal among utopians, but some utopians are more equal than others." ' With a deeper understanding.

Yes.

There is a princess on the Countryman.

But the princess seems to be Gwen, hee hee.

...

"I took you to find the mind flayer, and also..." Gwen felt a little guilty, "...I also helped you establish a relationship with them! Now, it's time for you to repay me and tell me the secret you made with Mao Deng. I."

Laura was generous.

With her hips on her hips, she said triumphantly, "I will fulfill any promises I make. By the way, sister, you must strictly guarantee that you will not say anything about it?"

"I promise."

"Even against the Curseblade?" Laura looked suspicious.

"Especially against Curseblades." Gwen almost took off her clothes to reveal her chest.

"Okay! Sister, I have always trusted your credit." Laura said this openly, not taking her previous doubts to heart at all.

Sometimes, being so crumbly can actually make me feel much happier.

probably.

Like Gwen bringing people into the world of strange stories, Xiao La also led Gwen around under the Sniper Cat, and went around into a weird room.

"Hey, you have opened too many secret rooms on the Sniper Cat, right? It's another room I don't know about!"

Gwen had a problem.

"Secretly make the cat lamp more cat lamp." Laura spoke for the cat lamp.

The room looked like it was made of blankets.

There are fluffy and comfortable blankets everywhere.

At the door, Laura respectfully took off her somewhat thick rubber shoes.

As she boasted.

There is no peculiar smell at all, and the boring time is quite long.

Gwen carefully took off her shoes with her back turned to her, and put the shoes and Laura's galoshes together.

The two stepped on the furry ground and walked in.

Just inside, a furry portal is arranged.

Gwen saw a lot of cat lights coming in pushing the cart.

Take a closer look.

All Favania products!
"This is smuggling!"

"It's not smuggling, it's a caring transport service that transports scarce materials to impoverished areas."

Laura's speech reminded Gwen of compradors to some extent...

He widened his eyes and asked: "I guess, these big love transportation services must not be free?"

"You can't let the cat lamp work hard and bleed, right?"

Laura's status as a cat lamp comprador seems to be impossible to hide.

"Meow meow meow!"

The cat lanterns responded enthusiastically.

Some cat lights have not yet learned Utopia.

This is also normal.

Although Mao Deng's language talent is powerful, it must be established under the condition that they are willing to learn.

Watching these chubby creatures push the cart out triumphantly.

Gwen rubbed her forehead.

The reason why he wants to have a good relationship with Mao Deng is also somewhat related to what the deer girl said.

The cat lamp can bring in a large amount of Favania's goods.

But this kind of creature seems to have always been closely related to smuggling?
"Okay, it's time for me to take you into the world of cats. Remember, if you encounter a question you don't know how to answer, or something you don't understand, just follow me and do this action."

"…it is good?"

Gwen honestly agreed.

Then Sister Laura performed in front of him.

With his hands raised high, like a raccoon, France is in the posture of a nobleman with a white flag.

Then she shouted angrily, "Meow ow ow!"

"... "

Gwen blinked.

"Will it be?" Laura put down her hand and stared at him seriously.

Gwen nodded like a teacher asked 'will you?' when she was a child.

"Yes."

"Okay, then you can do it once and show me."

"... "

Gwen's lips trembled slightly, and she licked her upper lip.

"Can't you do it?"

"No." Laura crossed her arms, "Honey, if you don't do it, how will I know that you have mastered this secret technique? If you have not mastered this secret technique, you will bring Big, big trouble. Or are you shy?"

"I'm not shy!" Stepping on Gwen's tail now.

"Oh? Not shy? Then why don't you do it?" Laura did it again, clapping her hands together and growling super loudly, "Meow ow ow!"

"Have you heard meow, three upper and lower syllables, meow, quick, show me."

"... "

"Sure enough, cute little Gwen."

"I didn't." Gwen said coldly, "I, I, will show you right now."

Take a long breath.

Gwen was about to close her eyes.

"Calling with eyes closed will be considered provocative by the cat lights, and will be considered by the monsters in the cat world as looking down on them."

"... "

Gwen stared at the boss, put her hands on her body, suppressed the shame as if she was dancing in a magical girl's clothes, and shouted brokenly:
"Meow! Oooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"!"

"The voice is drawn out and unprofessional, and will be laughed at by Mao Deng as the country Mao Deng."

"Ahhhh!"

Gwen must undergo special training in cat light barking.

(End of this chapter)