we are just monsters

Chapter 16

Miss Witch raised her head and stared at Gu Cheng, her tail didn't flick around, but circled in front, covering her two paws.

"This is the old friend I told you about."

Gu Cheng said something to Xia Xiaoman, as if he thought Lilith's current appearance was funny, and stretched out his finger to scratch its chin.

Lilith endured the humiliation.

Xia Xiaoman scratched her hair, and it has been 200 years at every turn. These monsters are a bit scary. She only knew Gu Cheng for about 70 years, and she died and turned into a ghost.

Oh yes, and her ghost.

In the small courtyard, it is so strange.

One old immortal, two blood races, and now there is an extra witch—a witch who looks like a cat, or a cat whose identity is a witch.

She also told Gu Cheng that she just wanted to live a good life now.

"Witch?" Xia Xiaoman wanted to get closer, but was afraid that she would scratch him.

"Yes, it's what you imagined, riding a broom, wearing a pointed hat, delivering poisoned apples to the princess..."

"I don't ride a broom, and I don't give apples to the princess." Lilith couldn't help but argue.

"About the same."

"..."

Lilith couldn't bear it any longer.

"I know you're not dead, what about Montenegro? You want to live a good life, but that guy probably doesn't think so." Gu Cheng said.

"That idiot, how would I know." Lilith turned her head.

"Actually, I guessed it. I haven't seen anything on the news for so many years. It's just a joke to see some anecdotes by chance. You are as if you are dead. I know you are not dead." Gu Cheng was still a little angry when he said this, At the beginning, that thing approached science and cheated him of several train tickets.

The whole is the same as the real thing.

"It's been more than 100 years, where have you been hiding? Could it be that you just turned into a cat and kept hiding?"

"You have been looking for us for more than 100 years?" Lilith was terrified.

"Whoever is free keeps looking for you, just go and see if there is anything weird in the news."

"Why are you looking for us, we are not doing bad things anymore!"

Even though Lilith is a cat, she can hear it breaking down.

"It's like I'm persecuting you, I just haven't seen you for a long time, I miss my old friend." Gu Cheng picked it up and walked into the room, put it on the table, and poured a glass of water by the way, but Lilith didn't appreciate it.

"The facts now prove that you are stupid, stupid Lilith." Gu Cheng took out his phone and took a photo of her. The pure black hair has no trace of mottled color. This cat has a different temperament.

"What what? What stupidity?" Xia Xiaoman floated back and forth behind the sofa, scratching his heart and liver curiously.

Looks like there's a twist to the story.

"She thinks that human beings are stupid and can only call back and forth. I said that human beings are a miracle." Gu Cheng shook his phone, "Your magic can be done a few times, and people on the other side of the earth can receive it instantly." News? Make the night as bright as day, keep the image forever, where is the magic you are proud of now?"

Lilith was silent.

"Oh, there are also airplanes, which take hundreds of people at a time, and spaceships. They all went to the moon. In the middle ages, you probably still believed that the moonlight could give you mysterious powers. Now look at the potholes on the moon. Isn't it funny? ? Have you tried to steal the soil that people brought back from the moon to eat?"

"Stop talking." Lilith interrupted him expressionlessly.

Xia Xiaoman continued to be surprised, so the witch is so low?They also want to steal other people's soil to eat.

"Look, this is a bumpkin who doesn't study." Gu Cheng said to Xia Xiaoman.

The black cat simply lay down on the table, and it was ruined.

"Do you want to eat?" Seeing that she didn't drink the poured water, Gu Cheng took a sip by himself, checked the time, got up and took out the vegetables from the refrigerator to prepare for cooking.

He was in a good mood, and he was naturally happy to see an old friend he hadn't seen for a long time, although the other party didn't look too happy.

"You can do whatever you want." The black cat closed its eyes.

"I just want to entertain an old friend. Don't be so resistant... Okay, it's uncomfortable to see you staying here, and you can leave if you want."

"?"

Lilith turned her head suspiciously and stared at Gu Cheng, only to see Gu Cheng enter the kitchen.

She looked at Xia Xiaoman, then at the kitchen, then at Xia Xiaoman, got off the table, and took two tentative steps towards the door.

"Don't say hello if you want to leave." Gu Cheng came out of the kitchen.

Lilith turned back, jumped on the table and got down again.

I knew that this guy had no good intentions and deliberately played tricks on her.

"Don't you want to go?" Gu Cheng took out a few shallots from the refrigerator, turned his head and asked.

Lilith looked at him.

"Forget it if you don't go, stay and eat."

"go!"

Lilith swished to the door, stretched out a paw and stopped, then turned to look at Gu Cheng, Gu Cheng just stood there without moving.

"You brought me here just to taunt me, stupid Lilith?" She couldn't believe it.

This guy must be hiding some kind of conspiracy!
"I want to catch up on the past, but I didn't expect you to be so unhappy."

"Ghosts want to catch up with you!"

The black cat swished out of the door.

Xia Xiaoman floated out to have a look, then floated back to Gu Cheng's side, "She's really gone."

"Will be back."

Gu Cheng cracked an egg into a bowl and stirred it with chopsticks.

"How do you know? She looks very afraid of you. Did you do something to her before? I can't tell. You seem to be a big murderer..."

Xia Xiaoman gossips enthusiastically. This is a secret that she never got access to when she was alive. In this world, there are vampires, witches, immortals, maybe there will be werewolves, cat-faced granny and so on.

"A long time ago."

"Isn't she a foreigner? Why did she come here?"

"You can ask her if you have a chance."

"It's unbelievable. There are monsters, ghosts, and witches in this world. Why is there no record?"

Gu Cheng glanced at her with idiot eyes, "Then how do you know about witches?"

"..." Xia Xiaoman was stunned.

"Even if there are so few records, you read them as stories."

Almost all the 24 histories are recorded, especially the "Five Elements" has a strong feudal superstition color.

"Sui Shu" Volume [-], during the time of Emperor Gaozu, there were people in the Shangdang, and there were people calling every night behind the house, asking for nothing.I went to the house for a mile, but I saw a book of ginseng with luxuriant branches and leaves.Because of digging it out, its roots were more than five feet long, and they were in the shape of a human being, so the voice died away.Gai grass demon also.

"New Book of Tang" Zhi No. 20, in the first year of Yonglong, Chang'an was awarded a daughter-in-law, with a length of two inches, and a strange shape.

Volume 95 of "History of the Ming Dynasty", in the 13th year of Ming Chenghua, there was a fox demon who appeared at night.

Confucius said respect ghosts and gods and keep them at a distance.

Sima Qian said he dared not speak.

However, the world is different.

Gu Cheng washed the shallots and cut them into sections. In this era, monsters are all based on imagination, living in the TV and making waves. The real monsters hide in the kitchen and pour oil into the pan, and the aroma of shallots and garlic wafts out with a sizzling sound.

(End of this chapter)