we are just monsters
Chapter 21 Who Is He?
Chapter 21 Who Is He?
I don't know if it is because I will like to sleep after living for a long time.
Gu Cheng is like this, Chen Hua is like this, some monsters used to bury themselves in the ground and sleep for three to five years.
On the other hand, human beings, when they get old, their spirits are poor, so they don’t like to sleep very much, and they sleep one day less. Many of them prefer to get up early, and take the bus with young people to go to the vegetable market a few miles away to buy food, just to save money By the way, the bus card is not used for nothing, and if you don’t take a few more rides for free, it is equal to a loss.
It can also be regarded as proving that you are not old and still useful. People often need self-affirmation and self-realization.
Ghosts don't need it.
Xia Xiaoman doesn't know where her value lies, she only knows that she doesn't want to be reincarnated, even if she dissipates like the two wandering spirits in the cemetery last time, she doesn't want to be reincarnated to start a strange, brand new life.
When Gu Cheng got up and brushed his teeth, she just squatted aside and watched, with her chin propped on her hands, looking pitiful.
"I'll get you a toothbrush and a mouthwash cup. You also wake up and wash up every day. Try pretending to be alive? It shouldn't be so boring."
"Then I didn't die in vain?"
Xia Xiaoman rejected Gu Cheng's suggestion. How many people don't want to get up, make the quilt, wash their face and go out, or squeeze the bus.
She's happy now, at least for now, just bored.
"How about you get me a cell phone?" Xia Xiaoman asked.
"What do you want a cell phone for?"
"Play."
"Then I have to get you a SIM card." Gu Cheng wiped his face with a towel, turned around and went out to the living room to pack his bags.
Xia Xiaoman followed closely, "The phone card is also simple, add a charger."
"Then I'll get you a business hall."
"Uh-huh?"
"We also need to set up a communication network, and copy the existing one as it is."
"You just don't want to use it for me!"
"Well, I'm afraid you don't want to be reincarnated even if you play with your mobile phone. When you die, you should go west. What's the use of keeping it forcibly? Learn from Du Fu, laugh and say goodbye to me in 18 years, and then reincarnate gone."
"Then did you meet again?" Xia Xiaoman turned his head suddenly.
"Um……"
He hesitated for a moment, Xia Xiaoman nodded, and said, "It seems not."
Gu Cheng didn't say anything more, checked his bag, took his mobile phone and keys and went out, Xia Xiaoman followed behind, looked to the next door, Chen Hua was also going out on a battery car.
Chen Hua's electric scooter is relatively large and looks like a motorcycle. I don't know if it is expensive, and the seats in the back seem more comfortable.
The two monsters feel unreasonable for no reason——
Which monster gets up in the morning and pushes a battery car to go to work?Also obey the traffic rules.
Even Lilith is a little more reliable than them, turning into a cat lurking in human society, with a mysterious aura.
The old monster also greeted the vampire: "Are you charging today?"
The vampire ignored him, and even accelerated with a twist of the handle.Chen Hua felt that Gu Cheng was sitting in the back seat with something dirty, so it was better to stay away.
In fact, his feeling was right, Xia Xiaoman sat sideways on the back seat of Gu Cheng's battery car, his legs were dangling, he raised his head and covered the rising sun with his hands, and the summer breeze blew gently.
I don't know which idiot spread rumors that ghosts can't come out during the day, and can only crawl around at night to scare people.
"You don't want that cat to lower the vigilance of other monsters, and then go beat them?"
Xia Xiaoman saw the black cat squatting on the flower bed in the distance. This time, Lilith learned how to be smart and didn't walk on the road, but waited in the distance to see where Gu Cheng was going to do bad things.
"Why do you have such an idea?" Gu Cheng was surprised.
"Guess, otherwise why would you really miss your old friend?"
Seeing Lilith's apprehensive look, Xia Xiaoman felt that the possibility that Gu Cheng would simply miss them was very low.
The battery car was driving along the side of the road at a leisurely pace. When Gu Cheng passed by the flower bed, he glanced at the black cat. Lilith looked up at the sky, pretending to be a strange cat. In that case, she would first be taken away by the traffic police in the distance for education.
Wearing a mask, Gu Cheng couldn't smile to express gentleness, or make a scary expression to scare her, so he could only ride the battery car over, and then said:
"Modern life is really good. Those old things die one less. It's better to come out and see the world today than to hide and study how to do things."
"What if you do something after you come out?"
"We'll be able to see them on the news, and maybe they will be replayed when we approach science."
"You don't care?"
"Humans can handle it themselves."
There was still some distance from the school, so Gu Cheng stopped the car and signaled Xia Xiaoman to go down.
She curled her lips, reluctantly left the car, and scratched a few times with her hands.
"Afraid of me hugging you?"
"You should try to reduce some thoughts that you shouldn't have. The more you procrastinate, the less you want to be reincarnated. If you give me a hug and are willing to reincarnate, I'll let you hug me for a day."
"Ghosts have no taboos." Xia Xiaoman said.
Gu Cheng left, she looked left and right, and went back along the original path, wondering if the black cat was still there just now.
Before going too far, he saw it being chased by some brats, Xia Xiaoman immediately wanted to take back his previous thoughts, none of these monsters were reliable.
After jumping into the grass in the nearby park, Lilith got rid of those brats, glanced at Xia Xiaoman, hesitated to speak, looked around and didn't speak, but ran towards Nantang Road.
Xia Xiaoman floated behind, and went back to Gu Cheng's house. The door was locked, Lilith jumped on the wall twice and went in, Xia Xiaoman went straight through, and a cat and a ghost came to Gu Cheng's house.
After entering the courtyard, Lilith looked around seriously, and finally her eyes fell on Xia Xiaoman.
Staring at the black cat's eyes, Xia Xiaoman suddenly remembered that it was walking on the street that day, and then it was met by Gu Cheng and slapped it a few times.
"What are you laughing at?" Lilith asked.
"I... think of happy things."
"?"
Lilith turned her head, this human seems not very smart, but thinking of Xia Xiaoman's appearance by Gu Cheng's side, she pondered for a while, and asked: "Did that guy detain you by his side every day for his sexual pleasure?" ?”
"?"
This time it was Xia Xiaoman's turn to raise the question mark. If the expression could be visualized, she should look like an npc with a mission now.
Does Gu Cheng still have this habit?
"Isn't it?" Lilith walked half a circle around Xia Xiaoman.
"Uh... not for the time being." Xia Xiaoman didn't know how to answer this question, "He would do this kind of thing before?"
"Not before."
"..."
Damn mental retardation.
Xia Xiaoman suddenly wondered if most of the monsters had trouble with their brains.
"Then what's the relationship between you two?"
"He is my suitor, the crazy kind, always begging me to stay for a while longer." Xia Xiaoman said.
"?"
Lilith couldn't turn her head around for a moment, and her wagging tail stopped in the air. After a moment of silence, she said, "Are you sure you and I are talking about the same guy?"
(End of this chapter)
I don't know if it is because I will like to sleep after living for a long time.
Gu Cheng is like this, Chen Hua is like this, some monsters used to bury themselves in the ground and sleep for three to five years.
On the other hand, human beings, when they get old, their spirits are poor, so they don’t like to sleep very much, and they sleep one day less. Many of them prefer to get up early, and take the bus with young people to go to the vegetable market a few miles away to buy food, just to save money By the way, the bus card is not used for nothing, and if you don’t take a few more rides for free, it is equal to a loss.
It can also be regarded as proving that you are not old and still useful. People often need self-affirmation and self-realization.
Ghosts don't need it.
Xia Xiaoman doesn't know where her value lies, she only knows that she doesn't want to be reincarnated, even if she dissipates like the two wandering spirits in the cemetery last time, she doesn't want to be reincarnated to start a strange, brand new life.
When Gu Cheng got up and brushed his teeth, she just squatted aside and watched, with her chin propped on her hands, looking pitiful.
"I'll get you a toothbrush and a mouthwash cup. You also wake up and wash up every day. Try pretending to be alive? It shouldn't be so boring."
"Then I didn't die in vain?"
Xia Xiaoman rejected Gu Cheng's suggestion. How many people don't want to get up, make the quilt, wash their face and go out, or squeeze the bus.
She's happy now, at least for now, just bored.
"How about you get me a cell phone?" Xia Xiaoman asked.
"What do you want a cell phone for?"
"Play."
"Then I have to get you a SIM card." Gu Cheng wiped his face with a towel, turned around and went out to the living room to pack his bags.
Xia Xiaoman followed closely, "The phone card is also simple, add a charger."
"Then I'll get you a business hall."
"Uh-huh?"
"We also need to set up a communication network, and copy the existing one as it is."
"You just don't want to use it for me!"
"Well, I'm afraid you don't want to be reincarnated even if you play with your mobile phone. When you die, you should go west. What's the use of keeping it forcibly? Learn from Du Fu, laugh and say goodbye to me in 18 years, and then reincarnate gone."
"Then did you meet again?" Xia Xiaoman turned his head suddenly.
"Um……"
He hesitated for a moment, Xia Xiaoman nodded, and said, "It seems not."
Gu Cheng didn't say anything more, checked his bag, took his mobile phone and keys and went out, Xia Xiaoman followed behind, looked to the next door, Chen Hua was also going out on a battery car.
Chen Hua's electric scooter is relatively large and looks like a motorcycle. I don't know if it is expensive, and the seats in the back seem more comfortable.
The two monsters feel unreasonable for no reason——
Which monster gets up in the morning and pushes a battery car to go to work?Also obey the traffic rules.
Even Lilith is a little more reliable than them, turning into a cat lurking in human society, with a mysterious aura.
The old monster also greeted the vampire: "Are you charging today?"
The vampire ignored him, and even accelerated with a twist of the handle.Chen Hua felt that Gu Cheng was sitting in the back seat with something dirty, so it was better to stay away.
In fact, his feeling was right, Xia Xiaoman sat sideways on the back seat of Gu Cheng's battery car, his legs were dangling, he raised his head and covered the rising sun with his hands, and the summer breeze blew gently.
I don't know which idiot spread rumors that ghosts can't come out during the day, and can only crawl around at night to scare people.
"You don't want that cat to lower the vigilance of other monsters, and then go beat them?"
Xia Xiaoman saw the black cat squatting on the flower bed in the distance. This time, Lilith learned how to be smart and didn't walk on the road, but waited in the distance to see where Gu Cheng was going to do bad things.
"Why do you have such an idea?" Gu Cheng was surprised.
"Guess, otherwise why would you really miss your old friend?"
Seeing Lilith's apprehensive look, Xia Xiaoman felt that the possibility that Gu Cheng would simply miss them was very low.
The battery car was driving along the side of the road at a leisurely pace. When Gu Cheng passed by the flower bed, he glanced at the black cat. Lilith looked up at the sky, pretending to be a strange cat. In that case, she would first be taken away by the traffic police in the distance for education.
Wearing a mask, Gu Cheng couldn't smile to express gentleness, or make a scary expression to scare her, so he could only ride the battery car over, and then said:
"Modern life is really good. Those old things die one less. It's better to come out and see the world today than to hide and study how to do things."
"What if you do something after you come out?"
"We'll be able to see them on the news, and maybe they will be replayed when we approach science."
"You don't care?"
"Humans can handle it themselves."
There was still some distance from the school, so Gu Cheng stopped the car and signaled Xia Xiaoman to go down.
She curled her lips, reluctantly left the car, and scratched a few times with her hands.
"Afraid of me hugging you?"
"You should try to reduce some thoughts that you shouldn't have. The more you procrastinate, the less you want to be reincarnated. If you give me a hug and are willing to reincarnate, I'll let you hug me for a day."
"Ghosts have no taboos." Xia Xiaoman said.
Gu Cheng left, she looked left and right, and went back along the original path, wondering if the black cat was still there just now.
Before going too far, he saw it being chased by some brats, Xia Xiaoman immediately wanted to take back his previous thoughts, none of these monsters were reliable.
After jumping into the grass in the nearby park, Lilith got rid of those brats, glanced at Xia Xiaoman, hesitated to speak, looked around and didn't speak, but ran towards Nantang Road.
Xia Xiaoman floated behind, and went back to Gu Cheng's house. The door was locked, Lilith jumped on the wall twice and went in, Xia Xiaoman went straight through, and a cat and a ghost came to Gu Cheng's house.
After entering the courtyard, Lilith looked around seriously, and finally her eyes fell on Xia Xiaoman.
Staring at the black cat's eyes, Xia Xiaoman suddenly remembered that it was walking on the street that day, and then it was met by Gu Cheng and slapped it a few times.
"What are you laughing at?" Lilith asked.
"I... think of happy things."
"?"
Lilith turned her head, this human seems not very smart, but thinking of Xia Xiaoman's appearance by Gu Cheng's side, she pondered for a while, and asked: "Did that guy detain you by his side every day for his sexual pleasure?" ?”
"?"
This time it was Xia Xiaoman's turn to raise the question mark. If the expression could be visualized, she should look like an npc with a mission now.
Does Gu Cheng still have this habit?
"Isn't it?" Lilith walked half a circle around Xia Xiaoman.
"Uh... not for the time being." Xia Xiaoman didn't know how to answer this question, "He would do this kind of thing before?"
"Not before."
"..."
Damn mental retardation.
Xia Xiaoman suddenly wondered if most of the monsters had trouble with their brains.
"Then what's the relationship between you two?"
"He is my suitor, the crazy kind, always begging me to stay for a while longer." Xia Xiaoman said.
"?"
Lilith couldn't turn her head around for a moment, and her wagging tail stopped in the air. After a moment of silence, she said, "Are you sure you and I are talking about the same guy?"
(End of this chapter)
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