we are just monsters

Chapter 24 Need to see a doctor
Living in the secluded place of the Moding phoenix tree, the evening sparrow chirps around the forest.

This is a poem written by Yu Youwei to Wen Tingyun. At that time, Yu Youwei's mother was doing some laundry and embroidery in a brothel. The life of mother and daughter was difficult, so she met Wen Tingyun who was hanging out in a brothel and was accepted as a disciple.

The name Wen Tingyun sounds nice, but he looks very ugly, so ugly that he has the nickname of "Wen Zhongkui". The "New Book of Tang" says he is "no check", and the "Old Book of Tang" says he is "unkempt". Sloppy, one front tooth was knocked out in a fight, already ugly and sloppy, no matter how few front teeth are missing, this appearance is even more unbearable to look at.

"Beimeng Suoyan" also mentioned that he later had a grandson who wanted to be someone else's entourage and was rejected because he looked too much like his grandfather Wen Tingyun. It made people sad. In the current words, it is ugly refusal.

It's just such a person, who is old, maybe because he has a poetic spirit in his stomach, or maybe he is pleasing to the eye after getting along with him for a long time. In short, Yu Youwei has developed feelings for him. After Wen Tingyun left Chang'an, he often wrote books to express his feelings .Although the old man Wen Tingyun liked to hang out in brothels, he was not confused about this matter. After thinking about it, he introduced her to Li Yi, the number one scholar.

You were born before I was born, and I am old when I was born.There is no way to verify the author of this poem, only Gu Cheng knows who wrote it.

There is not only an age gap between the two, but also the boundary between master and apprentice.

Later, even if she married someone else, she didn't mention the matter of master and apprentice anymore, and only referred to it as a year-end relationship, probably because of obsession.

This is the pity of short-lived species. Gu Cheng doesn't care much about master and apprentice, but it's just a pity that if those two people can also live forever, they can live forever, and they will come out after everyone is dead.

Longevity is not limited to those rules and regulations. If there is someone who is equally long-lived and can see clearly, Gu Cheng doesn't mind singing a poem expressing his love for her.

There are so many interesting things in history, but no one has experienced them together. To be honest, it is quite boring. If there is such a person, he can turn his head now and say: "Do you remember that Wen Bacha, who has been reincarnated for more than 1000 years Did you meet that person again?"

Then the man said: "..."

Say what?

Gu Cheng was stunned while holding the book. Without such a person, he would have no way of guessing what kind of character that person should be and what kind of words he would answer.

"It's so boring."

Gu Cheng sighed, put down his book and got up to the steps outside the door, looked next door to see if Chen Hua was eating hot pot, so he could have a drink or two to talk.

The lights next door had already been turned off, and the two of them went to rest early, because Zhao Hong didn't work the night shift today, so he forgot.

The night sky was so dark that even the moonlight could not be seen.

The courtyard was quiet, and with his ears, he could still hear the faint sound of the bed next door shaking. Gu Cheng rubbed his forehead, turned around and prepared to go back to the room.

This blood couple...

"Listening to other people's corners in the middle of the night, you are shameless!"

When Xia Xiaoman came back, he happened to meet Gu Cheng standing by the wall. It was dark next door at night, and he could tell what he was doing at a glance.

"I'm not listening, I just came out to take a look." Gu Cheng said, he wouldn't want to eavesdrop on the two vampire Dun Lun, besides, there was nothing interesting to listen to.

"Then why are you sneaking around? You're still so quiet. If you really didn't eavesdrop, you can say it out loud, saying 'I, Gu Cheng, didn't eavesdrop! Just look!'"

Gu Cheng ignored him, went back to the room and said, "Don't go peeking at what other people are doing, what if you scare Uncle Chen into trouble."

"nausea!"

Xia Xiaoman said excitedly, "You are so disgusting!"

With Gu Cheng's character, he couldn't do such a boring thing, Xia Xiaoman also believed that he just went out for a while and happened to be bumped into by him.

But such opportunities are rare.

In the end, Gu Cheng took the bamboo stick, and she calmed down.

Silent all night.

The next day, Chen Hua forgot to charge his battery car again, and walked out to work while muttering. It was all because of the black cat, which frightened him. I fell asleep, and I didn't think about charging.

Seeing Gu Cheng going out together, he hesitated to speak, thought of something, looked at Gu Cheng's back seat, and walked with peace of mind.

"Learn to be smart."

Xia Xiaoman sat sideways on Gu Cheng's car and laughed.

"You are really scary like this." Gu Cheng said to her.

"What's scary?" Chen Hua turned his head.

"Didn't talk to you."

"?!"

Chen Hua's back felt cold, he looked at the empty alleyway and Gu Cheng who was riding a battery scooter alone, held back for a while but didn't say anything, and hurried out to see the sunshine and felt less gloomy and cold.

"I may be the first blood family to like sunshine."

outrageous.

Chen Hua pulled his hat, watched Gu Cheng go away, and thought about whether he should go to the temple to ask for an amulet or something.

Will it offend the undead and make it worse?

The vampire rushed to work worriedly, and started to run. He could buy twelve bottles of wine for full attendance, and he didn't want to give up casually.

"Why don't you be a history teacher? It should be more suitable than Chinese!"

Xia Xiaoman swayed his legs, watching the people coming and going on the street, and rarely felt so comfortable when he was alive.

An old monster who has lived for thousands or even tens of thousands of years is a history teacher, she finds it miraculous when she thinks about it.

"On the contrary, the last thing I can teach is history." Gu Cheng said, "Isn't that a lie?"

"how come?"

"Because many truths in history are horrific when they are told, and there is no evidence, they will be bullied to death, and I can't say who actually died of illness before my eyes, and who likes to find old widows."

"Who? Who likes old widows?"

"I can't say it. After all, I'm an old friend. It's not good for me to arrange it after my death."

At this time, Gu Cheng made Xia Xiaoman feel very hateful, if he didn't arrange it, he might as well stop talking about it!He stopped talking halfway, to seduce people's curiosity.

"Speaking of which, you don't want your browsing history... Oh, you died early, and there was no computer at that time." Gu Cheng said halfway before he remembered that Xia Xiaoman was not only not a living person, nor did he belong to this era.

It's just that her current dress and lively temperament make people forget this.

If it wasn't for confirming her identity, Gu Cheng even suspected that she wasn't Qing'er, except for her appearance from top to bottom, she was basically the same as the woman in his memory.

"I can understand, isn't it just browsing history." Xia Xiaoman said.

"You know?" Gu Cheng asked.

"I'm not lying in a grave for decades."

"That's true."

He prefers that Xia Xiaoman released his nature after death. Speaking of it, this is like schizophrenia, so a quiet person becomes very skinny after death.

Thinking about this, Gu Cheng asked, "Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist?"

"The ghost still wants to see a psychiatrist?"

"If I get the chance. I'll check later to see if there's a recently deceased psychiatrist in a nearby city."

"..."

Xia Xiaoman opened his mouth, not knowing where to start complaining.

"You want the psychiatrist to untie my obsession?"

"That would be better."

(End of this chapter)