we are just monsters

Chapter 47 The Little Witch and the Little Zongzi

Xia Xiaoman stared at him, then suddenly rolled his eyelids and stuck out his tongue, looking like a ghost, he switched the TV to a horror movie.

Thousands of years old monster.

"Where do monsters come from? Cultivate to become a spirit? Then you won't be able to kill them no matter what." She said casually.

"To be precise, they are the ancient survivors."

"Ancient survivors?"

Xia Xiaoman's face was serious, and he listened carefully, it's a big secret.Seeing that Gu Cheng had nothing to say, he couldn't help but his back collapsed.

"And then?" She couldn't help asking.

"Chen Hua, Lilith, they are all, there are no monsters that appear out of thin air, only blood inheritance." Gu Cheng said.

"Where's the vixen?"

"Qingqiu Fox is also an ancient survivor."

"Oh!" Xia Xiaoman suddenly realized, scratching his head, "So there are fewer and fewer modern people, they are all lurking, or they are extinct."

Lilith didn't want to have a child, so she made a little witch... Even if she had a little witch, she couldn't find a way to reproduce with her own family, pass it on from generation to generation with humans, and finally merge into ordinary people.

"If Lilith wants to have a child, if I reincarnate when she is pregnant, will I also have the chance to become a half-witch?"

Xia Xiaoman clasped his feet and guessed that in that case, he would live a long life, and he didn't need to go to Gu Cheng, Gu Cheng would come to find her by himself.

"She is pregnant here, I will kill her." Gu Cheng said lightly.

"..."

Xia Xiaoman opened his mouth, but remained silent for a while.

"So, you bring Uncle Chen with you..."

"Don't think about it, if they want to have children, I won't care."

Gu Cheng smiled, rubbed Xia Xiaoman's hair, and put a stick of incense on her.

"Really?"

"Really, it's just going to be born in the West."

"why?"

"Because of... getting used to it."

Gu Cheng thought for a while before saying, "Maybe it's obsessive-compulsive disorder."

"And this kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

"I'm also worried that they will give birth to big zongzi. After all, we don't have vampires here." Gu Cheng said seriously, just as seriously as he said that day that he stole the elixir made by Qin Shihuang from turtles.

Xia Xiaoman:? ?
Big zongzi?
One side raises another side's people. When vampires from the West come to the East, will they give birth to zombies?

Bullshit!

Xia Xiaoman rolled his eyes, this is so outrageous that he can't make it up.

However, Gu Cheng's words still made her unable to help but wonder, if Chen Hua and his wife really gave birth to zombies, how would they hide their identities.

Jumping and jumping every day, arms outstretched?It may not be possible to hide.

Stick a talisman and keep it in the coffin?

How should the zongzi grow up to reproduce...

The more she thought about it, the more outrageous she became, Xia Xiaoman took back the thoughts that Gu Cheng had led her astray, looked at Gu Cheng, and couldn't help but think about a little rice dumpling again.

"Zombies seem to be okay when they were young, and it's not bad to raise one."

Jumping and jumping, it seems to be quite cute.

Putting on the blue zombie clothes, with a pale face, and jumping around, it’s not impossible. Usually in the coffin, I can go out for a stroll on Halloween.

It’s also good to think about the little witch. The little girl wears a big pointed hat, chants spells with a clear voice, chatters, and can ride a broom... No, Lilith said that witches don’t ride brooms, but turn into cats. Turn people into pigs, or make some weird potions.

"What will you give birth to?" Xia Xiaoman couldn't help asking, the little immortal?
It will always grow up, and then it will be as immortal as this guy. It is free to provoke little girls, longing to leave the earth, yearning for the stars and the sea. Looking at it this way, it is not as fun as the little witch.

Monsters seem to be very interesting, as long as they are taught well, like Chen Hua, they will not suck human blood, hide their identities well, and even change their schedules.

"I won't give birth." Gu Cheng said.

Xia Xiaoman was shocked when he heard the words, and looked down, "Could it be that you really...?!"

Gu Cheng stretched out his hand to pinch the flesh on her shoulder and twisted it half a circle, Xia Xiaoman gritted his teeth and remained silent.

"Continue." Gu Cheng smiled.

"You haven't tried it!" Xia Xiaoman said, "Actually, you don't know if you can give birth!"

"This is true."

"Are you afraid that the child will not live forever, and he will become an old man at that time, and you are still young, stroking the old man's head and saying that I am your father... Oh, let's not talk about it!"

"I don't have to be afraid. If I have children, I will definitely not live forever." Gu Cheng shook his head.

"Why? Aren't you a monster too?"

"I'm not an ancient survivor."

Gu Cheng didn't say much, although he couldn't remember some things clearly, but he was very clear about his own situation.

"What a coincidence, I can't have children! I'm a ghost!" Xia Xiaoman was in high spirits.

Gu Cheng took out a piece of paper from under the coffee table, tore it into long strips, spit on it, stuck it on Xia Xiaoman's face, turned and went back to the bedroom.

Xia Xiaoman followed behind bouncing around, arms outstretched, like a zombie, was about to enter the house, but Gu Cheng shut the door.

"It's disgusting!"

She took off the torn paper from her forehead and threw it on Gu Cheng's door.

"You said if I persuade Lilith to give birth to a little witch, will she agree? I think the little witch seems very cute, and now there are some test tubes or something." The more Xia Xiaoman thought about it, the more interesting witches became.

As for the small zongzi, forget it, they will definitely not be able to give birth to them, blood races can only give birth to blood races, maybe they will be like Chen Hua, poking on the street with their sleeves in their hands, farmers watching the excitement, and sometimes taking a handful out of their pockets melon seeds.

"Aren't you afraid that she will have a litter of cats?" Gu Cheng said in the room.

"...can you become a human?"

Xia Xiaoman thought about how Gu Cheng mentioned how the cat got here when he was eating, and her face changed involuntarily.

Could it be when the witch turns into a cat...

It should be impossible, no, absolutely impossible!
"Try and persuade her to go back to her hometown to have a baby."

Gu Cheng was not worried about any disturbances caused by Chen Hua and Lilith, and it didn't even matter if they revealed their identities.

Back in the Middle Ages people could catch and burn them, now it's easier and maybe not burnt to death, but a more miserable end.

The only thing he worries about is that some guy secretly hides in a corner to give birth to children and multiply, and then he will lurk in the human society, occupy the dominant position, and finally turn the tables in one fell swoop.

This kind of thing is not without precedent. "Shan Hai Jing Da Huang Bei Jing": In the Great Wilderness, there is a mountain named Rongfu Mountain, which flows into Yan along the water.Some people call it Quan Rong, with the head of a dog and the body of a human being, and they believe that men are superior to women.

The Dog Rong Kingdom, also known as the Dog Feng Kingdom, is a small tribe that shouldn't be taken seriously at all, but it was such a small tribe. After secretly assimilating into human beings, it still wanted to restore the tribe and changed its pillars secretly. Later, it was completely wiped out with the help of the Qin State.

At that time, they were already no different from human beings. If it wasn't for the hatred that made them unable to hold back and continued to lurk, it is very likely that the tribal war would continue.

Ancient survivors...

This is a war.

It has lasted for thousands of years and should have ended long ago.

Gu Cheng looked out the window and sighed.

When he heard that there was a kobold in Egypt, he rushed there immediately, only to find out that it was a misunderstanding when he got there.

(End of this chapter)