we are just monsters

Chapter 49 The Child and the Woman

"It's bad luck to tell you to hang around here."

Xia Xiaoman looked at Lilith.

Lilith sticks out her tongue, the tip of her pink and tender tongue is hot, and she can't stop licking her paws.

"Pour me a glass of water." Lilith looked towards the kitchen angrily.

Sure enough, the wicked are always the wicked.

In the kitchen, Gu Cheng was making dumplings, Xia Xiaoman turned up the volume of the TV, and asked Lilith mysteriously, "Have you slept with many women?"

"Of course!" Lilith raised her head arrogantly.

Xia Xiaoman: You are so proud!You are a woman!
"You want to too..." Lilith moved her head and looked into Xia Xiaoman's eyes.

"What is there to sleep in?" Xia Xiaoman said that he didn't think so.

"You don't know, the little girl is soft, warm, and fragrant, so it's fun!"

Lilith spreads her evil thoughts.

"..."

Xia Xiaoman rubbed her arm, it's too bad, she's not warm.

Gu Cheng came out of the kitchen and said, "If you dare to talk about women in my room again, I'll throw you into the toilet to take a bath."

Lilith remained silent.

What are you pretending to do, you have the ability to get this ghost away?Pretending to be like a saint.

When the dumplings were packed in a small plastic bowl, Lilith instantly felt her greatness.

It is a great sense of accomplishment to let this old monster cook for herself, but the dumplings are not suitable for cats. The outside skin is cold, but the inside is still hot, so she can only bite into pieces and eat in small bites.

"If you don't dip it in vinegar, it's a waste for you to eat." Gu Cheng shook his head.

"Which cat would like to be jealous!"

"You still drink, and normal cats don't drink."

"..."

Is that what I drink?Yeah? !

Lilith stared angrily, then lowered her head and ate another small mouthful of dumplings.

"I promise not to harass that little girl, just be an ordinary cat, let me go back, now those people who keep cats like to keep them at home." Lilith came here for business this time, Zhou Xiaotian's environment is too good, There is a shop where you can come and go whenever you want, and Zhou Xiaotian will feed her when it's time to eat. After getting along for a long time, Zhou Xiaotian knows what kind of food she will like to eat.

It's not like those stupid humans who hold cat food and bark, and try to watch her pee.

"Her master entrusted her with a dream to prevent her from raising you, so she gave it to me." Gu Cheng reminded her of this fact.

"Who is her stupid master? I'm going to turn him into a pig!"

"Dead, maybe reincarnated."

"I'm furious!"

Lilith looked at Xia Xiaoman with piercing eyes, "Why don't you give her a dream that she will have a catastrophe and must raise a black cat to eat and serve her..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was knocked by Gu Cheng.

Xia Xiaoman was puzzled: "Why dream?"

"Don't listen to her, it takes a lot of effort." Gu Cheng said.

"Oh."

"You are greedy for pleasure, but you don't want to become a human being, and you don't want to be imprisoned. All the good things are taken by you."

"Cats are like that."

"Then you eat cat food."

"No, I want meat."

"Become a human."

"No change, I don't want to go to work."

Lilith's tail is curled up and down, and she has had enough fun. Now she wants to adopt a human, occupy the three rooms and one living room of human beings, snatch their bed, occupy her pillow, and lay a good foundation for herself in this prosperous and impetuous modern society. A piece of pure land, enjoy the rest of your life in peace.

Zhou Xiaotian is a perfect candidate.

Where did the shit master come from?
After eating a dumpling, Lilith was full and jumped out of the window. She planned to go around there to see if she could see the master who gave Zhou Xiaotian a dream, so that he could change his mind.

Friendly communication.

Gu Cheng looked at her leaving back, and it took a moment for him to come back to his senses. Xia Xiaoman was looking at him from the corner of his eye: "What are you looking at?"

"Nothing to see."

"You're looking at her ass."

"..."

Gu Cheng put down his chopsticks and pinched her shoulders and twisted, Xia Xiaoman gritted his teeth and remained silent.

Keep eating.

"The witch used to be very beautiful, there is no story between you?"

"Yes, I have."

"Oh?" Xia Xiaoman perked up.

"I thought she was a vixen, beat her up, and found out it was a misunderstanding."

"It's a beautiful misunderstanding."

"Later, I found out that it was not a misunderstanding. She only slept with other girls, so I beat her up again."

"..."

"Later, for some reason, she got mixed up with the local monsters, and they wanted to fight against me together." Gu Cheng said quietly.

Xia Xiaoman mourned in silence, what a stupid Lilith.

"Monsters will gradually degenerate if they don't interact with humans for a long time, and their brains will gradually degenerate and become fools. It's okay if they get together, but they will become more and more stupid if they don't get together." Gu Cheng said, "A witch is a typical example, and she is relatively active. .”

"Uncle Chen..."

"He's different, he's just stupid." Gu Cheng said.

While talking, Chen Hua came over, holding a sweeping robot, and said very interestedly: "Old Gu, look at this fun, high-tech, do you want to..."

Halfway through his speech, he suddenly stopped when he saw the two pairs of bowls and chopsticks on Gu Cheng's table.

Gu Cheng has never seen a sweeping robot before, but he has heard that it is usually used for cleaning large houses, so he got up and wanted to have a look, "Your house is such a big place, do you still need this?"

"..."

Chen Hua picked the lid of the robot, as if it was fun.

Oops!Just after unpacking it, I wanted to show Gu Cheng this high technology, but forgot that there was a ghost here.

"Stay away from him." Gu Cheng said to the empty space next to him.

Sweat burst out of Chen Hua's forehead.

"Try it? Let's see if this thing works." Gu Cheng pressed the switch and put it on the ground. After walking forward for a while, the robot stopped as if it encountered some obstacle.

"Don't block it." Gu Cheng said.

The robot started walking again.

There was more sweat on Chen Hua's forehead.

There were only him and Gu Cheng in this room, but they felt that everything was full, and there was a chill down the back, whizzing.

There was only Gu Cheng's room. There were two sets of bowls and chopsticks on the table, and a small plastic bowl... Wait, a small bowl?

Nima!This ghost still has a child? !
The vampire was terrified.

"You, let's play."

Chen Hua stared at his feet and said in a low voice, "I still have something to do."

"Eat dumplings together?" Gu Cheng asked, "Don't be afraid, we are all acquaintances."

All?
Chen Hua's hairs stood on end, what do you mean?
"It scares you, how about it, I'll give you a talisman in two days, you wear it, no one can get close to you."

Gu Cheng's words made Chen Huada heave a sigh of relief, he didn't care about his own robot, he turned his eyes stiffly, afraid of seeing some scary faces smiling at him, especially a pale child, lying on the ground next to him A woman who comes and goes.

"That... Excuse me, you continue to eat." Chen Hua ran away without disturbing the family of three.

Old Gu Ketai is a mother-in-law.

When Chen Hua left, Xia Xiaoman was about to ask Gu Cheng what amulet to draw when he opened Taobao to search for amulets.

Seven yuan a piece, and free shipping.

(End of this chapter)