we are just monsters

Chapter 60 Nobles
When Montenegro was active, human beings couldn't even eat a bite of hot food, and there was no place to steal it if they wanted to. The rice tank was empty, let alone chicken legs, and they couldn't even eat a chicken feather.

Living while hiding from the old ghost.

Occasionally catching a rabbit is too exciting, so I have to look left and right to see the situation, Niu Xi raised his arms and shouted, everyone has been suffering for a long time, let's find more brothers and go back!

Thinking about it now, Heishan felt that Niu Xi seemed to be an inner ghost.

The yogurt with a bigger fart, plugged in a straw, drank it in one gulp, and Montenegro sat on the ground and stared at the empty yogurt box in a daze.

"Have we been deceived?" He asked Lilith, such a large box seemed too much, and it seemed that it couldn't stand a few mouthfuls.

"Human beings are like this, it's called delicacy, you'll know it when you get used to it, with me around, no one can lie to you, even if you're cheated, let that vampire call the Consumer Association, or that other bureau, Someone will take care of it." Lilith licked the yogurt in small mouthfuls, very satisfied.

Humans are reluctant to give her yogurt. She hates cat food, which smells bad and smells bad.

The witch and Heishan sat in the small courtyard and tasted the income from today's labor. To be precise, Heishan shoveled the sand. It was a fulfilling day.

"Exquisite?" Montenegro asked.

"Yes, delicate, big mouthfuls of meat are rough people's way of eating, that's what a refined life is like, take a small bite and enjoy yourself." Lilith stuck out her tongue and licked the yogurt left at the corner of her mouth, "That idiot vampire is a rough person , let’s not learn from him, we have to taste the exquisite aristocratic life slowly.”

"Oh, nobleman."

Montenegro looked at the box of ham sausage on the left and the box of yogurt on the right. In fact, he wanted to be a rough person.

"Then I'll shovel two more truckloads of sand tomorrow, let's go early," Heishan said.

"Have ambitions! We plunder human property without anyone noticing it, and human beings are so stupid that they don't know anything about it."

Lilith reached out her paw to tilt the yogurt box, it was so deep that she had to stick her tongue out to lick it to the bottom.

"In the end, human beings made so much food that they made wedding dresses for us."

"I don't want a wedding dress."

"It's just clothes. Eat well, wear well, and drink well. We must learn to enjoy it." Lilith felt comfortable, and she didn't know where to go with a few boxes of yogurt in her mouth.

She was afraid that Heishan would get greedy when she was bored, and she would eat one bite at a time, and the whole box would be ruined in less than half an hour, so she had to prepare a few elsewhere.

Zhao Hong also drank the yogurt from Montenegro, and immediately saw that this fool who rubbed rice was pleasing to the eye. Chen Hua didn't like to drink it, so he sucked it dry in one gulp, and even stretched out his tongue to lick the remaining spot on the box. Struggle - of course it's okay not to lick, but I feel uncomfortable if I don't.

Xia Xiaoman sat on the roof, watching the three people and one cat in the yard, he couldn't tell what it felt like.

Absurd and magical.

There are monsters in the world, but they are different from those on TV.

In the increasingly prosperous human society, they can only sneak around and enjoy the prosperous life created by human beings in the city.

Gu Cheng went to the next yard, threw away Heishan's hat, and looked at the bulge on his head. In theory, there should be two horns growing here.

"I think he was malnourished before, so he didn't grow horns."

"Then if the nutrition keeps up, will it grow again?" Chen Hua was stunned for a moment before he knew that Montenegro would grow horns.

"Probably not... I don't know if it will grow again. If it grows, I will saw it off and take it to you."

Hei Shan looked at Gu Cheng warily, and touched the bulge on his head with his hand.

Gu Cheng sat down and said: "As long as you don't have long hair all over your body, you'll be fine. This is called horny head." Niu Xi has black hair and two big horns, which made people think of it as a deadly bull's head.

"Do you know how to hide your identity?"

"Lilith told me."

"Well, hide yourself, or you will die if I don't need to take action."

Gu Cheng said.

"That's right, humans are so powerful now." Zhao Hong echoed from the side.

If it was the ancestors, they should not be afraid of those bombs, but they are not good, they are not so powerful now, and they may not be able to survive even if they are smashed into a sieve with a gun—why do they say it is possible? Yes, but it's not sure if it's a sieve, and she hasn't been beaten.

After Zhao Hong finished drinking the yogurt, she also drank Chen Hua's portion. She took off her high heels and sat cross-legged on a chair. She wanted to kick Chen Hua, but why did all these guys stay here?

Still want to eat?

Zhao Hongbai glanced at Gu Cheng, then looked at Lilith, and put her legs in front of Chen Hua as soon as she raised her legs.

"Knead."

"Busy!" Chen Hua was fighting fiercely with his mobile phone horizontally, holding a gun.

Xia Xiaoman drifted behind Chen Hua to watch him play games, glanced at Zhao Hong, and then at Gu Cheng.

Playing games is better than kicking black footprints on people's legs.

Lilith jumped onto Zhao Hong's thigh when she saw the opportunity, and lay down there to feel the warmth.

Zhao Hong laughed a little, hugged Lilith in her arms and rubbed her, and Lilith also put her head in her arms.

"Lilith, what did you look like when you became a human?" Zhao Hong asked.

"A big beauty."

"Change it and let me see."

"No change, I'm cursed, I can't change back, I need blood relatives."

"That's a man?" Zhao Hong was suspicious, "Do you have plans for Lao Chen?"

Chen Hua looked disgusted, "Don't talk nonsense! I'm not interested in a broken cat!"

"Ouch~" Lilith vomited with her mouth open, "You need to be kissed by a female vampire to change back."

When Chen Hua finished playing the game, he turned his head and saw Zhao Hong hugging Lilith very intimately. For some reason, it seemed that something was wrong.

In the yard, Gu Cheng snatched a box of yogurt from Heishan, and was still talking to Heishan.

"Qianlong, don't use it, that is to say, in an unfamiliar environment, as a fool, it's best not to move around, stay quietly, watch more and learn more, talk less, and be less stupid."

Gu Cheng told Heishan that Lilith was nestled in Zhao Hong's arms, looking at Gu Cheng coldly.

"When you have a certain understanding of the environment, you can do what you want, just like him." Gu Cheng pointed to Chen Hua, "He is waiting for human beings to develop the metaverse. Li Yongsheng, probably he will choose to enter the virtual world, although I am not very optimistic..."

Chen Hua scoffed, "You don't understand the charm of the virtual world."

"More attractive than your wife?" Gu Cheng asked.

Chen Hua opened his mouth. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Zhao Hong who was staring at him, and suddenly changed his words, "The charm of the virtual world is that you can go in with my wife and live for hundreds of years."

"A gentleman works all day long and is vigilant at night, without blame. Do you know what that means?" Gu Cheng pointed to the coins on the ground and continued talking to Hei Shan.

"do not know."

"That is to say, when you are familiar with the environment, don't think that you are good enough. Start bluffing. Be cautious at all times, and don't be negligent. A slack may destroy everything you have hidden before."

Gu Cheng raised his head and glanced at Lilith, who turned her head away from him.

Who are you referring to?Who are you referring to?Lilith secretly rolled her eyes.

"You can bury yourself and wait until you sleep to death."

Put away the copper coins on the ground, Gu Cheng finally said.

Seeing that Gu Cheng was about to leave, Chen Hua, who was listening with gusto, asked, "What else? What else?"

"Nothing."

"No, I remember there will be more later." Chen Hua had seen Gu Cheng playing with these things before, they were a bunch of bits and pieces, so there was no regret.

"The monster has no back." Gu Cheng said.

"..."

Chen Hua was stunned, and it took a long time before he let out a oh.

Almost forgot, they are all a group of monsters.

He turned his head and looked at Lilith, and Lilith looked away again, jumped out of Zhao Hong's arms and left.

"Where is the future of monsters?" Zhao Hong asked.

"The way of monsters is broken, now is the era of human beings."

(End of this chapter)