we are just monsters
Chapter 65 What kind of meat
Chapter 65 What kind of meat
When Gu Cheng came home, he saw Chen Hua and Heishan gathered together, watching small videos and watching women dance.
Chen Hua really likes to watch the little girl writhing around, but Heishan is not very interested. He doesn't know what secrets are hidden in these videos of butt twisting. pretending to understand.
Lilith licked the yogurt and glanced at the two guys from time to time.
Gu Cheng took a look and went back to the house.
late at night.
Xia Xiaoman didn't come back, there was a white shadow outside, Gu Cheng went to open the door and saw her sitting on the wall.
Lilith next door was lying on Chen Hua's window, listening to the movement in the room, and Heishan looked at Lilith curiously from the other wall.
Chen Hua and Zhao Hong's voices were heard in the room, and then Lilith meowed.
The air was suddenly quiet.
Gu Cheng turned his head and went back to the room. The door next door opened with a bang, and Chen Hua's distraught voice sounded in the middle of the night.
"Stupid cat! I can't beat you to death!"
"Lilith is really a dog, in fact, she should turn into a black dog." Xia Xiaoman entered the room contentedly.
"Does it sound good?" Gu Cheng glanced at her.
"I didn't hear anything, and I didn't do anything. When I was about to do it, I was stopped by Lilith's meowing. I'm not an old bachelor like you. I don't have a wife to eavesdrop. , Lilith is too bad."
Not only eavesdropping on someone's corner, but also meowing to scare them, Chen Hua probably has a psychological shadow.
Xia Xiaoman wanted to turn on the TV, but found that the TV was broken by Hei Shan that day and hadn't been repaired, so he sighed regretfully.
"I always feel that monsters shouldn't look like this."
"What should it look like?"
"Anyway, it shouldn't be like Lilith and Montenegro. One is happy to move bricks, and the other is eavesdropping on other people's corners. Bad people have good things. Can they be a little bit serious?"
I don't understand the current world, don't monsters need to harm people?It's okay to steal two chickens.
As it turns out, they're really all right.
Montenegro put on his gloves and Lilith when he got up early in the morning. Before the sun came out, he thought about exploiting human beings first.
It is useless to be wary of entrepreneurs being exploited by farmers. Montenegro is determined to become a rich man, buy mobile phones, and eat meat.
He was also clever enough to realize that the meat outside was very expensive, so he wanted to buy a big lump of meat and cook it for Chen Hua.
Following Lilith's guidance to the vegetable market, Heishan wants to eat everything he sees, with his eyes flicking around, and the meat stall doesn't care when he sees his dirty body, and often people who work nearby come to buy vegetables and cook for themselves This is the most economical way to eat.
"This, this piece!" Heishan chose a large piece of meat, and he was about to pay for it with one finger. His appearance of being rich and powerful was very intimidating.
The vendor was about to cut a piece with a knife, and was taken aback: "This whole piece?"
"Yes! A whole piece."
"The boss is the boss, right? Improve the food for the workers?" The vendor was delighted. Such a large piece would take a long time to sell. Usually, you don't see such a wealthy person in Montenegro.
Lilith rolled her eyes behind her, eating and eating, she knew how to eat.
When Heishan put a large piece of meat in front of Chen Hua's eyes, Chen Hua was having fun with his mobile phone.
It's all thanks to him, otherwise Lilith would still be eating and drinking here.
But when I saw Lilith, I was unhappy again.
"Are all witches as crazy as you?" Chen Hua asked with a frown.
"Meow?"
Lilith tilted her head.
She's just a cat, what witch?
Chen Hua stood up and wanted to catch her, but Lilith jumped up to the top of the wall ahead of time.
When it was dark, when the meat was stewed, Li Lisi asked Heishan to take a piece, but she didn't come over by herself, for fear that Chen Hua would find fault.
"What kind of meat is this?" Heishan ate the meat, feeling very chewy, and he didn't even know what kind of meat he bought.
"Beef."
"what?"
Heishan stopped chewing, and stayed there in a daze, his eyes seemed to be fixed in one place, staring at the pot without speaking.
"What's wrong?" Chen Hua wondered, could there be any other taboos?
Heishan stayed for a while, and suddenly realized: "So it's donkey meat, I said why it's so delicious!"
Chen Hua:?
"Where did my nail clippers go?"
Gu Cheng searched the house for a long time, but couldn't find it, so he frowned and dragged Xia Xiaoman out.
"how could I know?"
"Didn't you hide it?"
"Isn't it normal for things like nail clippers to disappear? Maybe it will suddenly appear again at some point."
"..."
Gu Cheng was sure that it was Xia Xiaoman's fault, and he thought she was very promising, so he asked him to wait and come back sooner or later.
That's it?
Hiding a nail clipper as revenge, that's all there is to it.
When Gu Cheng didn't look for it, after a few days, it quietly appeared under the coffee table, as if it was always there and never disappeared.
"Look, it's so magical."
Xia Xiaoman was wearing pants that were soiled by Gu Cheng's stepping on them, and he didn't change them anymore. Anyway, no matter the skirts or pants, they would be trampled and dirty by this guy in the end.
Gu Cheng didn't speak, she shook her hair and got into the TV.
After a while, he came out again, "I heard that in the eyes of you immortals, our 100 years are only 10 minutes or even shorter to you?"
Gu Cheng raised his head after a while, and said, "Maybe."
"Maybe? Aren't you?"
"How do I know what longevity looks like in your imagination?"
"how about you?"
"If my thinking is dozens of times slower, it will probably look like what you said, and you will die before you do anything." Gu Cheng shook his head and said: "But I spend every minute and every second. My perception is no different from yours. At most, when I look back on the past, I feel that time flies so fast.
"Think about it, you've lived for 100 years, and everyone in your generation should die. You watch the next generation grow up to look like your former friends, and then repeat the process. That's how it feels."
"Oh~"
Xia Xiaoman half understood, "In other words, you will remember me for a long time."
"Why do you want me to remember you so persistently?"
"Because I'm dead, do you know what it's like to die?" Xia Xiaoman looked at him.
"Are you scared when you die?"
"No, at that time there was only regret, which you will never experience, the regret of a lifetime."
"Too stubborn." Gu Cheng was silent for a while, "You just want to... sleep with me?"
"I can't live forever, of course I'm not as immortal as you."
Xia Xiaoman opened his mouth and said quietly: "I am at my best age now, don't you really want to do something?"
"I want to buy you a new white dress." Gu Cheng looked at the footprints on her trouser legs thoughtfully.
"And then?" She wasn't happy too early, the old monster looked normal, but in fact it was sicker than Lilith and Montenegro.
"Then no."
"I do not believe."
Xia Xiaoman slowly approached, her black hair hanging down beside Gu Cheng's arm.
Gu Cheng just looked at her, she blinked her eyes, pursed her mouth, and continued to approach.
"I am your master."
"..."
Xia Xiaoman paused for a moment, then asked, "Does that matter?"
"You are already dead."
"Does it matter?"
"You will dissipate if you don't reincarnate."
"Does this have anything to do with me wanting to do something embarrassing with you?"
"Ugh……"
Gu Cheng pushed her head away without saying anything.
(End of this chapter)
When Gu Cheng came home, he saw Chen Hua and Heishan gathered together, watching small videos and watching women dance.
Chen Hua really likes to watch the little girl writhing around, but Heishan is not very interested. He doesn't know what secrets are hidden in these videos of butt twisting. pretending to understand.
Lilith licked the yogurt and glanced at the two guys from time to time.
Gu Cheng took a look and went back to the house.
late at night.
Xia Xiaoman didn't come back, there was a white shadow outside, Gu Cheng went to open the door and saw her sitting on the wall.
Lilith next door was lying on Chen Hua's window, listening to the movement in the room, and Heishan looked at Lilith curiously from the other wall.
Chen Hua and Zhao Hong's voices were heard in the room, and then Lilith meowed.
The air was suddenly quiet.
Gu Cheng turned his head and went back to the room. The door next door opened with a bang, and Chen Hua's distraught voice sounded in the middle of the night.
"Stupid cat! I can't beat you to death!"
"Lilith is really a dog, in fact, she should turn into a black dog." Xia Xiaoman entered the room contentedly.
"Does it sound good?" Gu Cheng glanced at her.
"I didn't hear anything, and I didn't do anything. When I was about to do it, I was stopped by Lilith's meowing. I'm not an old bachelor like you. I don't have a wife to eavesdrop. , Lilith is too bad."
Not only eavesdropping on someone's corner, but also meowing to scare them, Chen Hua probably has a psychological shadow.
Xia Xiaoman wanted to turn on the TV, but found that the TV was broken by Hei Shan that day and hadn't been repaired, so he sighed regretfully.
"I always feel that monsters shouldn't look like this."
"What should it look like?"
"Anyway, it shouldn't be like Lilith and Montenegro. One is happy to move bricks, and the other is eavesdropping on other people's corners. Bad people have good things. Can they be a little bit serious?"
I don't understand the current world, don't monsters need to harm people?It's okay to steal two chickens.
As it turns out, they're really all right.
Montenegro put on his gloves and Lilith when he got up early in the morning. Before the sun came out, he thought about exploiting human beings first.
It is useless to be wary of entrepreneurs being exploited by farmers. Montenegro is determined to become a rich man, buy mobile phones, and eat meat.
He was also clever enough to realize that the meat outside was very expensive, so he wanted to buy a big lump of meat and cook it for Chen Hua.
Following Lilith's guidance to the vegetable market, Heishan wants to eat everything he sees, with his eyes flicking around, and the meat stall doesn't care when he sees his dirty body, and often people who work nearby come to buy vegetables and cook for themselves This is the most economical way to eat.
"This, this piece!" Heishan chose a large piece of meat, and he was about to pay for it with one finger. His appearance of being rich and powerful was very intimidating.
The vendor was about to cut a piece with a knife, and was taken aback: "This whole piece?"
"Yes! A whole piece."
"The boss is the boss, right? Improve the food for the workers?" The vendor was delighted. Such a large piece would take a long time to sell. Usually, you don't see such a wealthy person in Montenegro.
Lilith rolled her eyes behind her, eating and eating, she knew how to eat.
When Heishan put a large piece of meat in front of Chen Hua's eyes, Chen Hua was having fun with his mobile phone.
It's all thanks to him, otherwise Lilith would still be eating and drinking here.
But when I saw Lilith, I was unhappy again.
"Are all witches as crazy as you?" Chen Hua asked with a frown.
"Meow?"
Lilith tilted her head.
She's just a cat, what witch?
Chen Hua stood up and wanted to catch her, but Lilith jumped up to the top of the wall ahead of time.
When it was dark, when the meat was stewed, Li Lisi asked Heishan to take a piece, but she didn't come over by herself, for fear that Chen Hua would find fault.
"What kind of meat is this?" Heishan ate the meat, feeling very chewy, and he didn't even know what kind of meat he bought.
"Beef."
"what?"
Heishan stopped chewing, and stayed there in a daze, his eyes seemed to be fixed in one place, staring at the pot without speaking.
"What's wrong?" Chen Hua wondered, could there be any other taboos?
Heishan stayed for a while, and suddenly realized: "So it's donkey meat, I said why it's so delicious!"
Chen Hua:?
"Where did my nail clippers go?"
Gu Cheng searched the house for a long time, but couldn't find it, so he frowned and dragged Xia Xiaoman out.
"how could I know?"
"Didn't you hide it?"
"Isn't it normal for things like nail clippers to disappear? Maybe it will suddenly appear again at some point."
"..."
Gu Cheng was sure that it was Xia Xiaoman's fault, and he thought she was very promising, so he asked him to wait and come back sooner or later.
That's it?
Hiding a nail clipper as revenge, that's all there is to it.
When Gu Cheng didn't look for it, after a few days, it quietly appeared under the coffee table, as if it was always there and never disappeared.
"Look, it's so magical."
Xia Xiaoman was wearing pants that were soiled by Gu Cheng's stepping on them, and he didn't change them anymore. Anyway, no matter the skirts or pants, they would be trampled and dirty by this guy in the end.
Gu Cheng didn't speak, she shook her hair and got into the TV.
After a while, he came out again, "I heard that in the eyes of you immortals, our 100 years are only 10 minutes or even shorter to you?"
Gu Cheng raised his head after a while, and said, "Maybe."
"Maybe? Aren't you?"
"How do I know what longevity looks like in your imagination?"
"how about you?"
"If my thinking is dozens of times slower, it will probably look like what you said, and you will die before you do anything." Gu Cheng shook his head and said: "But I spend every minute and every second. My perception is no different from yours. At most, when I look back on the past, I feel that time flies so fast.
"Think about it, you've lived for 100 years, and everyone in your generation should die. You watch the next generation grow up to look like your former friends, and then repeat the process. That's how it feels."
"Oh~"
Xia Xiaoman half understood, "In other words, you will remember me for a long time."
"Why do you want me to remember you so persistently?"
"Because I'm dead, do you know what it's like to die?" Xia Xiaoman looked at him.
"Are you scared when you die?"
"No, at that time there was only regret, which you will never experience, the regret of a lifetime."
"Too stubborn." Gu Cheng was silent for a while, "You just want to... sleep with me?"
"I can't live forever, of course I'm not as immortal as you."
Xia Xiaoman opened his mouth and said quietly: "I am at my best age now, don't you really want to do something?"
"I want to buy you a new white dress." Gu Cheng looked at the footprints on her trouser legs thoughtfully.
"And then?" She wasn't happy too early, the old monster looked normal, but in fact it was sicker than Lilith and Montenegro.
"Then no."
"I do not believe."
Xia Xiaoman slowly approached, her black hair hanging down beside Gu Cheng's arm.
Gu Cheng just looked at her, she blinked her eyes, pursed her mouth, and continued to approach.
"I am your master."
"..."
Xia Xiaoman paused for a moment, then asked, "Does that matter?"
"You are already dead."
"Does it matter?"
"You will dissipate if you don't reincarnate."
"Does this have anything to do with me wanting to do something embarrassing with you?"
"Ugh……"
Gu Cheng pushed her head away without saying anything.
(End of this chapter)
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