we are just monsters
Chapter 69 The Witch's Wicked Magic
Chapter 69 The Witch's Wicked Magic
When I was alive, I thought they were all humans, but after I died, I realized that they were a group of monsters.
Xia Xiaoman was angry before, but then he stopped.
It is not easy for them. The more advanced the technology, the harder it is for them to hide. It is probably the goal of Zhao Hong and his wife to live a stable life of the vampire.
Now is not the era of monsters, Xia Xiaoman gradually understands their original concealment:
If you encounter a wolf-hearted person and expose them secretly, you may be in great trouble.
"Maybe she will never see me again in this life?" Xia Xiaoman asked in a low voice.
"Very likely, unless she reaches the end of her life, when she is dying, and you haven't dissipated or reincarnated, she can see you again."
Gu Cheng told the truth.
"What if she also becomes a wandering spirit?"
"Then you can continue to learn how to knit sweaters with her, provided that you are still there at that time."
"Oh."
Xia Xiaoman watched Zhao Hong climb over the wall skillfully, and felt sorry for her short lifespan.
Compared with these guys, 100 years is too short.
For ordinary people, one hundred years old is considered a long life, and it is called Daqing, and death is called joy and mourning.
"Monsters and humans really don't live together." She shook her head.
"Otherwise, why do you think we have to leave?"
Gu Cheng withdrew his gaze and looked at the wall. Without waiting for Xia Xiaoman's response, he thought for a while and walked over.
How to see how not pleasing to the eye.
Boom!
Boom!
Xia Xiaoman looked at him in surprise.
Whoa!
Zhao Hong next door saw a big hole in the wall, her eyelids trembled, but she didn't say anything, she went back to her room to tidy up and go to sleep, she had to work the late shift at night.
"What will happen if humans find out your identities?" Xia Xiaoman asked Gu Cheng.
"It will be miserable." Gu Cheng said while cleaning up the broken bricks on the ground.
After packing up a few pieces, he suddenly thought of Montenegro, thought for a while and didn't do anything again.
"You will be miserable too?"
Xia Xiaoman was thinking about what to do with an immortal monster, to vaporize him at high temperature?Throw it into the crater?Strapping a nuke in the desert...
If he is not dead, or if he is resurrected from the corpse, he will be suppressed underground.
"Of course I will, although I won't die, but if I'm tied up and launched into space, I won't be able to fly back with the same power as Superman."
Gu Cheng shrugged, "It is impossible for human beings to allow gods to really exist, they will only be afraid, and then rise up to resist."
When Chen Hua came back in the afternoon, he found a big hole in the wall and broken bricks scattered all over the place, just enough for a person to come in and out.
Huh?
"Old Gu, what's the matter?"
He looked at the hole in the wall, a little confused for what it was for.
"He doesn't need to climb over the wall when he sneaks over." After catching up on sleep, Zhao Hong got up and ate something, and went to work in high heels.
"Why did you come to my house secretly?"
"Having an affair with your wife." Zhao Hong said.
Gu Cheng looked at the couple speechlessly, and Chen Hua patted the battery car twice: "Just you old woman?"
"Humph."
Heishan also came back happily, but was stopped by Gu Cheng when he passed the door.
"Clear the bricks over there."
"Oh!"
Montenegro was very honest and planned to do something, but was patted by Lilith.
"Every work in Heishan is charged." She squatted behind Heishan and said, trying to continue to make money from Gu Cheng.
"Really? How much is it for a day?"
"Six...six hundred!"
"That's a lot, let me see." Gu Cheng walked over, and then snatched a few hundred yuan from Heishan's pocket, counting only four, and I don't know where the other two hundred were spent by these two guys.
If you earn money today and spend it today, if you don’t want to buy a mobile phone, Montenegro would probably be happier: you can play for three days after working for one day!
Seeing that the money from a hard day was robbed, Heishan became anxious, but he heard Gu Cheng continue to say: "The TV you broke was bought for 600 yuan, and if you depreciate it, it will be 3000 yuan for you. With the 400 yuan, you You still owe me [-] yuan, clean up the broken bricks and get [-] yuan, you owe me [-] yuan."
what? !
Montenegro was stunned.
That TV is so expensive!
Worth a cell phone!
"You don't mind that broken TV! Do you want to pay him for renting a room?" Lilith was angry.
"Oh yes, the monthly rent for the house over there is [-], all together." Gu Cheng said.
Lilith slapped her cat face in the mouth.
"You owe me 3000 yuan, work hard." Gu Cheng made a cheering gesture to Heishan, and went back to the house.
Montenegro touched his pocket in pain. He didn't earn a dime today and owed 3000 yuan.
"Capitalist! You are a capitalist!" Lilith yelled, "Shameless! Exploiting our weak witches and Black Mountain! Black Mountain! Black Mountain! What are you doing?!"
Seeing that Heishan was not up to snuff, Lilith was ready to protest by herself, just took two steps forward, when she saw Gu Cheng come out again, she jumped onto the wall and was ready to run.
"Come back, I have something to do with you." Gu Cheng said.
"What are you doing?" the black cat lay on the wall vigilantly.
"Do you witches have any spells for ghosts, magic circles, such as making ghosts appear? Or other methods?"
"It seems there is."
"Have?"
"Wait for me to think about it."
Lilith tried her best to remember, she didn't remember those rags for a long time, since she came to the East, she was cheating little girls, cheating girls, cheating girls, hiding from old ghosts, hiding from old ghosts, turning into cats...
It's much easier to become a cat, and I don't have to think too much about it.
"I remember that there is a ritual that takes effect on the dead souls, allowing them to materialize to help with work. After all, ghosts don't need to eat or rest, so the efficiency is very high."
"You witches are capitalists, you won't let ghosts go!" Xia Xiaoman was shocked.
She seemed to know why the witches were driven to a dead end, it must be the sickle and hammer that smashed them to pieces.
"What about the specific effects and side effects?" Gu Cheng asked Lilith.
Lilith raised her head and recalled carefully, "It seems... I can't remember clearly, wait for me to think about it carefully."
"Think seriously."
"By the way! It's a ritual for the materialization of dead souls, and now the key materials and props for this ritual are hard to find."
"Witches make a mess of lizard skins, spider legs, bat wings and other materials to arrange magic circles?"
Gu Cheng frowned and said, with suspicion in his eyes, the witch's weird ritual sounds very unreliable, but you must know that turning into a cat is just a simple spell ritual.
Miss Witch seemed to be insulted, and was irritated: "I am an orthodox witch, how can I use those disgusting things?!"
"What material do you use, I'll find it."
"The materials used by witches are all weird, can you find them?" Lilith expressed doubts.
"Go ahead."
"It takes half a catty of gold... Oh no, two taels is enough." Lilith glanced at Gu Cheng and looked at his face, "A BJ roast duck, foie gras, caviar, and lobster, that weighs a few catties." Kind of... it’s best to have RMB, and it’s okay to come by ten or eight catties.”
The black cat looked serious.
Gu Cheng also looked serious.
"Come down, I'll get it for you."
(End of this chapter)
When I was alive, I thought they were all humans, but after I died, I realized that they were a group of monsters.
Xia Xiaoman was angry before, but then he stopped.
It is not easy for them. The more advanced the technology, the harder it is for them to hide. It is probably the goal of Zhao Hong and his wife to live a stable life of the vampire.
Now is not the era of monsters, Xia Xiaoman gradually understands their original concealment:
If you encounter a wolf-hearted person and expose them secretly, you may be in great trouble.
"Maybe she will never see me again in this life?" Xia Xiaoman asked in a low voice.
"Very likely, unless she reaches the end of her life, when she is dying, and you haven't dissipated or reincarnated, she can see you again."
Gu Cheng told the truth.
"What if she also becomes a wandering spirit?"
"Then you can continue to learn how to knit sweaters with her, provided that you are still there at that time."
"Oh."
Xia Xiaoman watched Zhao Hong climb over the wall skillfully, and felt sorry for her short lifespan.
Compared with these guys, 100 years is too short.
For ordinary people, one hundred years old is considered a long life, and it is called Daqing, and death is called joy and mourning.
"Monsters and humans really don't live together." She shook her head.
"Otherwise, why do you think we have to leave?"
Gu Cheng withdrew his gaze and looked at the wall. Without waiting for Xia Xiaoman's response, he thought for a while and walked over.
How to see how not pleasing to the eye.
Boom!
Boom!
Xia Xiaoman looked at him in surprise.
Whoa!
Zhao Hong next door saw a big hole in the wall, her eyelids trembled, but she didn't say anything, she went back to her room to tidy up and go to sleep, she had to work the late shift at night.
"What will happen if humans find out your identities?" Xia Xiaoman asked Gu Cheng.
"It will be miserable." Gu Cheng said while cleaning up the broken bricks on the ground.
After packing up a few pieces, he suddenly thought of Montenegro, thought for a while and didn't do anything again.
"You will be miserable too?"
Xia Xiaoman was thinking about what to do with an immortal monster, to vaporize him at high temperature?Throw it into the crater?Strapping a nuke in the desert...
If he is not dead, or if he is resurrected from the corpse, he will be suppressed underground.
"Of course I will, although I won't die, but if I'm tied up and launched into space, I won't be able to fly back with the same power as Superman."
Gu Cheng shrugged, "It is impossible for human beings to allow gods to really exist, they will only be afraid, and then rise up to resist."
When Chen Hua came back in the afternoon, he found a big hole in the wall and broken bricks scattered all over the place, just enough for a person to come in and out.
Huh?
"Old Gu, what's the matter?"
He looked at the hole in the wall, a little confused for what it was for.
"He doesn't need to climb over the wall when he sneaks over." After catching up on sleep, Zhao Hong got up and ate something, and went to work in high heels.
"Why did you come to my house secretly?"
"Having an affair with your wife." Zhao Hong said.
Gu Cheng looked at the couple speechlessly, and Chen Hua patted the battery car twice: "Just you old woman?"
"Humph."
Heishan also came back happily, but was stopped by Gu Cheng when he passed the door.
"Clear the bricks over there."
"Oh!"
Montenegro was very honest and planned to do something, but was patted by Lilith.
"Every work in Heishan is charged." She squatted behind Heishan and said, trying to continue to make money from Gu Cheng.
"Really? How much is it for a day?"
"Six...six hundred!"
"That's a lot, let me see." Gu Cheng walked over, and then snatched a few hundred yuan from Heishan's pocket, counting only four, and I don't know where the other two hundred were spent by these two guys.
If you earn money today and spend it today, if you don’t want to buy a mobile phone, Montenegro would probably be happier: you can play for three days after working for one day!
Seeing that the money from a hard day was robbed, Heishan became anxious, but he heard Gu Cheng continue to say: "The TV you broke was bought for 600 yuan, and if you depreciate it, it will be 3000 yuan for you. With the 400 yuan, you You still owe me [-] yuan, clean up the broken bricks and get [-] yuan, you owe me [-] yuan."
what? !
Montenegro was stunned.
That TV is so expensive!
Worth a cell phone!
"You don't mind that broken TV! Do you want to pay him for renting a room?" Lilith was angry.
"Oh yes, the monthly rent for the house over there is [-], all together." Gu Cheng said.
Lilith slapped her cat face in the mouth.
"You owe me 3000 yuan, work hard." Gu Cheng made a cheering gesture to Heishan, and went back to the house.
Montenegro touched his pocket in pain. He didn't earn a dime today and owed 3000 yuan.
"Capitalist! You are a capitalist!" Lilith yelled, "Shameless! Exploiting our weak witches and Black Mountain! Black Mountain! Black Mountain! What are you doing?!"
Seeing that Heishan was not up to snuff, Lilith was ready to protest by herself, just took two steps forward, when she saw Gu Cheng come out again, she jumped onto the wall and was ready to run.
"Come back, I have something to do with you." Gu Cheng said.
"What are you doing?" the black cat lay on the wall vigilantly.
"Do you witches have any spells for ghosts, magic circles, such as making ghosts appear? Or other methods?"
"It seems there is."
"Have?"
"Wait for me to think about it."
Lilith tried her best to remember, she didn't remember those rags for a long time, since she came to the East, she was cheating little girls, cheating girls, cheating girls, hiding from old ghosts, hiding from old ghosts, turning into cats...
It's much easier to become a cat, and I don't have to think too much about it.
"I remember that there is a ritual that takes effect on the dead souls, allowing them to materialize to help with work. After all, ghosts don't need to eat or rest, so the efficiency is very high."
"You witches are capitalists, you won't let ghosts go!" Xia Xiaoman was shocked.
She seemed to know why the witches were driven to a dead end, it must be the sickle and hammer that smashed them to pieces.
"What about the specific effects and side effects?" Gu Cheng asked Lilith.
Lilith raised her head and recalled carefully, "It seems... I can't remember clearly, wait for me to think about it carefully."
"Think seriously."
"By the way! It's a ritual for the materialization of dead souls, and now the key materials and props for this ritual are hard to find."
"Witches make a mess of lizard skins, spider legs, bat wings and other materials to arrange magic circles?"
Gu Cheng frowned and said, with suspicion in his eyes, the witch's weird ritual sounds very unreliable, but you must know that turning into a cat is just a simple spell ritual.
Miss Witch seemed to be insulted, and was irritated: "I am an orthodox witch, how can I use those disgusting things?!"
"What material do you use, I'll find it."
"The materials used by witches are all weird, can you find them?" Lilith expressed doubts.
"Go ahead."
"It takes half a catty of gold... Oh no, two taels is enough." Lilith glanced at Gu Cheng and looked at his face, "A BJ roast duck, foie gras, caviar, and lobster, that weighs a few catties." Kind of... it’s best to have RMB, and it’s okay to come by ten or eight catties.”
The black cat looked serious.
Gu Cheng also looked serious.
"Come down, I'll get it for you."
(End of this chapter)
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