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Chapter 74 The Survivor Faction's Counterattack
Chapter 74 The Survivor Faction's Counterattack
When Chen Hua returned home with a bodhisattva in his arms, it was almost dark. In order to show respect for the bodhisattva, he did not put the bodhisattva in the cart basket, but wrapped it in a bag and held it in his arms.
The ceramic eight-armed Bodhisattva has three hands on each side in addition to the normal two hands. The bottom left hand holds the clean bottle, and the rest of the hands are used for their own purposes.
Chen Hua is a bit curious, he doesn't buy good bodhisattvas, please come back with a weird one, in his eyes this is majestic, domineering, and effective.Parked the car and took out the Bodhisattva, ready to find a good place to put it devoutly.
Heishan heard the movement and looked around, and was stunned when he saw something in Chen Hua's arms: "What is that?"
"Bodhisattva." Chen Hua didn't turn his head.
"Why do you Bodhisattva look like a ghost?" Heishan looked at his eight-armed Bodhisattva suspiciously.
"Don't talk, idiot, hurry up!" Chen Hua can't hear ghosts now. Most people are timid because of the fear of the unknown. He has really encountered it. It's not that he hasn't heard of ghosts and demons in the West before. He didn't take it seriously, he himself is a different kind, but after he came to the East—to be precise, after he got a TV, he discovered that the ghosts and gods in the East can play, some hide under the bed and knock on the bed board, some Those who play marbles upstairs, some hide in the cabinet and scream when they open the door, and some pretend to be adults with a kind face, chatting with you for a while, and suddenly change their faces when they relax their vigilance. With a green face, he started to hurt people.
The scariest thing is the one that follows you silently. When you turn around, it is in the corner. When you lie down, it is under the bed. When you take a shower, it is on the roof. When you close your eyes, it will be on the roof. Just come out, it only makes you feel that someone is watching you around, but you can't see it anyway, Chen Hua can feel that there are people everywhere now, he would hesitate to open the cabinet at night, for fear that there will be a head inside if he opens it scream.
Watching Chen Hua enter the room with the strange-looking Bodhisattva, Heishan thought for a while, and asked Lilith uncertainly: "What is he?"
Lilith withdrew her contemptuous gaze: "He's a vampire."
"Why are vampires afraid of ghosts? Aren't all ghosts?" Montenegro couldn't figure it out.
"You're still afraid of old ghosts, it's the same." Lilith said.
Heishan let out an oh, sat on the ground and fell into deep thought, and said after a while: "I'm not afraid of him."
"Oh?" Lilith looked sideways.
"I just pretended to be scared of him, looking for a chance to kill him."
Lilith couldn't help but be convinced by Heishan's firm eyes, she nodded, looked over Heishan, and looked behind him.
Hei Shan was startled and turned around quickly, leaving nothing behind him.
"It's scary!" Heishan was still in shock, and Chen Hua had already set up Guanyin and came out on the other side. He looked around and walked straight towards Lilith.
"Do witches have that kind of..."
Chen Hua gestured with his hands, and couldn't think of words to describe it. He wanted to ask if there was any magic against ghosts, such as reciting a mantra so that ghosts would not invade—Taoism has amulets, and Buddhism also has amulets. There is no reason why witches don't have them. Although witches and this The two are not the same thing at all.
Lilith looked up at him suspiciously, "Meow?"
"Magic incantation to exorcise ghosts, read two paragraphs for me? I'll record it for you, and I'll play two paragraphs when I feel scared." Chen Hua took out his mobile phone and prepared to record.
Heishan stared blankly at Chen Hua's actions. He still can't understand this kind of high-end operation, mobile phone, recording, magic... This is too far away from him, a guy who has been hiding in the deep mountains and old forests for a long time.
"Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law." Lilith said lazily.
Chen Hua: "?"
I feel like you are lying to me.
After Chen Hua left, Heishan continued to discuss with Lilith about the human cannon.
When Gu Cheng came back, the two of them were no longer together. Lilith stood on the top of the wall and looked at him condescendingly. When she saw him looking over, she raised her head proudly.
She decided that if Gu Cheng asked her to do anything about the appearance of the dead again, she would coldly reject him, saying no, no!
Negotiations are like this. Only when you put on a seller's market attitude, the other party will cry bitterly and deeply regret it.
Gu Cheng just took a look at her, then pushed open the door and entered the room, which made Lilith hold her breath in her heart, wondering if the asking price was too high yesterday?
After a while, Gu Cheng presumably leaned out of the window.
Lilith raised her head proudly again.
"Be careful, there are a lot of people nearby recently, don't stand on the wall and talk to Heishan and the others, you will be miserable if you are caught."
After Gu Cheng said something, he retracted and closed the window.Lilith squatted proudly on the top of the wall, looked at Chen Hua who was watching the small video in the backyard, and then looked at Gu Cheng who was talking with Xia Xiaoman inside, feeling a little lonely for no reason.
She jumped down lightly, went to Chen Hua's side and asked, "Where's your wife?"
"What does my wife have to do with you?" Chen Hua was instantly alert.
"She smells very good."
"What does my wife's fragrance have to do with you?!" Chen Hua raised his voice eight degrees.
"I'm a cat."
"You're not, cats can't talk."
"Maybe all cats can talk, but they don't let you hear." Lilith sneered, "Do you really think I'm the only witch left?"
"What do you mean?" Chen Hua was taken aback for a moment.
"Do you know how cats got here?"
"..."
Chen Hua suddenly had a bad feeling, and looked at Lilith in disbelief.
"That's right, we've changed our form. Every cat is a witch, and we just don't want you to notice it."
"Don't you think..."
"We are preparing to counterattack humans. Before the final step of the plan, join our witch cult." Lilith said.
"Does Lao Gu know?"
"He knows shit, don't tell him." Lilith lowered her voice. "In fact, as early as the beginning of the dispute with humans, witches were divided into survivors and rebels. At that time, some witches held a pessimistic attitude, thinking that we could not resist humans, and some considered the possibility of losing the war. In the end, they jointly discussed and decided to change. disguised as animals, so that whether defeated or won, the offspring of the witch will have a chance of survival.
Contrary to them, the rebels believe that witches must do their best to resist the culling of the church. They must either die or win. Now you know that the rebels were rounded up and killed by the church, but the witches of the surviving faction, after so many years Development has sneaked into human beings unknowingly, integrated with human life, and even started to enslave human beings in turn. "
"You guys have such a terrible plan!"
"Great, I'm not afraid to tell you that when the time is right, as long as we wave our arms, all human beings will fall into this terrible counter-offensive. They can't resist the current army of witches. Over the years, witches have thrived and flourished. The era is even stronger, and we are only one war away before we can counterattack."
"Can it beat humans?" Chen Hua doubted.
"Nonsense, do you know our current status? Infiltrating the masses, no matter the rich and wealthy, or workers and soldiers, we can be seen everywhere. We even know where the atomic bomb's switch is."
Lilith was full of confidence, "When the time comes, your vampires and old ghosts will no longer be able to sing. Do you want to join us? You can get a [-]% discount if you join now."
(End of this chapter)
When Chen Hua returned home with a bodhisattva in his arms, it was almost dark. In order to show respect for the bodhisattva, he did not put the bodhisattva in the cart basket, but wrapped it in a bag and held it in his arms.
The ceramic eight-armed Bodhisattva has three hands on each side in addition to the normal two hands. The bottom left hand holds the clean bottle, and the rest of the hands are used for their own purposes.
Chen Hua is a bit curious, he doesn't buy good bodhisattvas, please come back with a weird one, in his eyes this is majestic, domineering, and effective.Parked the car and took out the Bodhisattva, ready to find a good place to put it devoutly.
Heishan heard the movement and looked around, and was stunned when he saw something in Chen Hua's arms: "What is that?"
"Bodhisattva." Chen Hua didn't turn his head.
"Why do you Bodhisattva look like a ghost?" Heishan looked at his eight-armed Bodhisattva suspiciously.
"Don't talk, idiot, hurry up!" Chen Hua can't hear ghosts now. Most people are timid because of the fear of the unknown. He has really encountered it. It's not that he hasn't heard of ghosts and demons in the West before. He didn't take it seriously, he himself is a different kind, but after he came to the East—to be precise, after he got a TV, he discovered that the ghosts and gods in the East can play, some hide under the bed and knock on the bed board, some Those who play marbles upstairs, some hide in the cabinet and scream when they open the door, and some pretend to be adults with a kind face, chatting with you for a while, and suddenly change their faces when they relax their vigilance. With a green face, he started to hurt people.
The scariest thing is the one that follows you silently. When you turn around, it is in the corner. When you lie down, it is under the bed. When you take a shower, it is on the roof. When you close your eyes, it will be on the roof. Just come out, it only makes you feel that someone is watching you around, but you can't see it anyway, Chen Hua can feel that there are people everywhere now, he would hesitate to open the cabinet at night, for fear that there will be a head inside if he opens it scream.
Watching Chen Hua enter the room with the strange-looking Bodhisattva, Heishan thought for a while, and asked Lilith uncertainly: "What is he?"
Lilith withdrew her contemptuous gaze: "He's a vampire."
"Why are vampires afraid of ghosts? Aren't all ghosts?" Montenegro couldn't figure it out.
"You're still afraid of old ghosts, it's the same." Lilith said.
Heishan let out an oh, sat on the ground and fell into deep thought, and said after a while: "I'm not afraid of him."
"Oh?" Lilith looked sideways.
"I just pretended to be scared of him, looking for a chance to kill him."
Lilith couldn't help but be convinced by Heishan's firm eyes, she nodded, looked over Heishan, and looked behind him.
Hei Shan was startled and turned around quickly, leaving nothing behind him.
"It's scary!" Heishan was still in shock, and Chen Hua had already set up Guanyin and came out on the other side. He looked around and walked straight towards Lilith.
"Do witches have that kind of..."
Chen Hua gestured with his hands, and couldn't think of words to describe it. He wanted to ask if there was any magic against ghosts, such as reciting a mantra so that ghosts would not invade—Taoism has amulets, and Buddhism also has amulets. There is no reason why witches don't have them. Although witches and this The two are not the same thing at all.
Lilith looked up at him suspiciously, "Meow?"
"Magic incantation to exorcise ghosts, read two paragraphs for me? I'll record it for you, and I'll play two paragraphs when I feel scared." Chen Hua took out his mobile phone and prepared to record.
Heishan stared blankly at Chen Hua's actions. He still can't understand this kind of high-end operation, mobile phone, recording, magic... This is too far away from him, a guy who has been hiding in the deep mountains and old forests for a long time.
"Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law." Lilith said lazily.
Chen Hua: "?"
I feel like you are lying to me.
After Chen Hua left, Heishan continued to discuss with Lilith about the human cannon.
When Gu Cheng came back, the two of them were no longer together. Lilith stood on the top of the wall and looked at him condescendingly. When she saw him looking over, she raised her head proudly.
She decided that if Gu Cheng asked her to do anything about the appearance of the dead again, she would coldly reject him, saying no, no!
Negotiations are like this. Only when you put on a seller's market attitude, the other party will cry bitterly and deeply regret it.
Gu Cheng just took a look at her, then pushed open the door and entered the room, which made Lilith hold her breath in her heart, wondering if the asking price was too high yesterday?
After a while, Gu Cheng presumably leaned out of the window.
Lilith raised her head proudly again.
"Be careful, there are a lot of people nearby recently, don't stand on the wall and talk to Heishan and the others, you will be miserable if you are caught."
After Gu Cheng said something, he retracted and closed the window.Lilith squatted proudly on the top of the wall, looked at Chen Hua who was watching the small video in the backyard, and then looked at Gu Cheng who was talking with Xia Xiaoman inside, feeling a little lonely for no reason.
She jumped down lightly, went to Chen Hua's side and asked, "Where's your wife?"
"What does my wife have to do with you?" Chen Hua was instantly alert.
"She smells very good."
"What does my wife's fragrance have to do with you?!" Chen Hua raised his voice eight degrees.
"I'm a cat."
"You're not, cats can't talk."
"Maybe all cats can talk, but they don't let you hear." Lilith sneered, "Do you really think I'm the only witch left?"
"What do you mean?" Chen Hua was taken aback for a moment.
"Do you know how cats got here?"
"..."
Chen Hua suddenly had a bad feeling, and looked at Lilith in disbelief.
"That's right, we've changed our form. Every cat is a witch, and we just don't want you to notice it."
"Don't you think..."
"We are preparing to counterattack humans. Before the final step of the plan, join our witch cult." Lilith said.
"Does Lao Gu know?"
"He knows shit, don't tell him." Lilith lowered her voice. "In fact, as early as the beginning of the dispute with humans, witches were divided into survivors and rebels. At that time, some witches held a pessimistic attitude, thinking that we could not resist humans, and some considered the possibility of losing the war. In the end, they jointly discussed and decided to change. disguised as animals, so that whether defeated or won, the offspring of the witch will have a chance of survival.
Contrary to them, the rebels believe that witches must do their best to resist the culling of the church. They must either die or win. Now you know that the rebels were rounded up and killed by the church, but the witches of the surviving faction, after so many years Development has sneaked into human beings unknowingly, integrated with human life, and even started to enslave human beings in turn. "
"You guys have such a terrible plan!"
"Great, I'm not afraid to tell you that when the time is right, as long as we wave our arms, all human beings will fall into this terrible counter-offensive. They can't resist the current army of witches. Over the years, witches have thrived and flourished. The era is even stronger, and we are only one war away before we can counterattack."
"Can it beat humans?" Chen Hua doubted.
"Nonsense, do you know our current status? Infiltrating the masses, no matter the rich and wealthy, or workers and soldiers, we can be seen everywhere. We even know where the atomic bomb's switch is."
Lilith was full of confidence, "When the time comes, your vampires and old ghosts will no longer be able to sing. Do you want to join us? You can get a [-]% discount if you join now."
(End of this chapter)
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