DNF Master of Metaphysics

Chapter 269 When you enter the picture, you become a zombie, and baby Xuxu is numb! (Seek full order, ask for custom order)

Tong Zhen's so-called stomach pain, of course, can't be a real stomach pain.

His purpose in doing this is actually quite simple.

That is to let others go to brush the BOSS room first.

Wait until everyone feels the terror of the boss.

He makes another move.

This can not only reflect his awesomeness.

It can also harvest the respect and gifts of the audience.

Simply kill two birds with one stone!
While thinking, he walked slowly to the window and sat down.

As usual, he took out a King Furong, lit it and took a deep breath.

"Awei, call me when the time is right, I'll play Plants vs. Zombies first!"

Zhang Wei: "..."

A longtime buddy.

After Zhang Wei heard Tong Zhen's words, he immediately understood the meaning.

For Tong Zhen's sao operation.

Zhang Wei had only one thought.

That's it!
Completely served!

"Brother Tong, I understand that the live broadcast is played by you. You are so bad, I like it so much!"

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay!"

……

While Tong Zhen and the others were chatting.

Other anchors have already received news that the Duke Uris mechanism has been cracked.

Xuxu baby live broadcast room.

"Brother Bao, don't fight around there, the mechanism of Duke Uris is not physical magic, but long-range and short-range!"

"What long-distance and short-distance? Why can't I understand a word, what are you talking about?"

"It's the mechanism of Duke Uris. When it's green, you can only use short-range attacks to hit it. When it's red, you can only use long-range attacks to hit it. If you use the wrong attack method, it will be bounced back into an abnormal state!"

"Fuck? There is such a thing as long-range and short-range? Who discovered this, several are powerful!"

"Who else, of course, just bring any picture!"

Watching the crazily refreshed barrage in the live broadcast room.

Baby Xu Xu, whose scalp was numb from being hammered by Duke Julius, was obviously taken aback.

Then he hurriedly asked.

"Is what everyone said true? Is there such a solution?"

Although what he said was very suspicious.

But Baby Xuxu started experimenting directly.

Seeing that Duke Julius was in a green state at this time, he released a burst of anger when he went up.

next second.

An abnormal state broke out.

Baby Xuxu fell to the ground directly.

"Fuck? I was cheated!"

Barrage.

"Wrong, wrong, Brother Bao, you can't play green when you are very angry, you have to play red, I think you can play red with any picture alone!"

"Yes, yes, yes, he hit the red with great anger and indeed knocked out the blood!"

"Hammer, didn't you say that red can only attack from a distance? Anger counts as a long-range attack?"

"Uh... I don't know about that, I only see that the single belt is really red with anger, and it also deals damage!"

"It seems a bit complicated, how do I know that skill is long-range, that skill is short-range, and anger is not short-range? Crap!"

……

Baby Xu Xu who thought he had been cheated.

After seeing the discussion of the audience in the live broadcast room.

He first thought about it thoughtfully.

Then the resurrection coin was used immediately.

At this time, Duke Julius was in the red state.

Hit the mountain!
Big rage!

The damage explodes instantly.

Looking at Duke Yuris, whose blood volume kept dropping under the eruption of anger.

Baby Xu Xu couldn't help but said a little depressed.

"Brothers, it seems that Great Rage is indeed a long-range skill, and Mountain Jumping is also a long-range skill, and Mountain Clash is probably also a long-range skill. If it is short-range, it is probably a basic attack!"

While talking, while attacking.

Because the mechanism of Duke Uris is already known.

So baby Xuxu quickly killed Duke Uris.

Looking at the flashing portal in the BOSS room.

He couldn't help asking a little depressed.

"Can someone tell me, did you kill the BOSS with just any picture? If I do, I won't be in a hurry to fight the BOSS. I've been holding back for a long time, and I want to go to the bathroom!"

Originally, it was according to Baby Xuxu's idea.

Earlier, Tong Zhen had already cracked Duke Uris' mechanism.

Logically speaking, Tong Zhen should have been fighting in the boss room for several minutes now.

With Tong Zhen's strength.

Maybe the boss is gone now.

However, what he did not expect was that...

Barrage.

"Brother Bao, don't panic, just bringing any map didn't kill the boss, and he hasn't even entered the boss room yet!"

"Hahaha, earlier he complained of a stomachache after beating Duke Julis, and he's probably still in the toilet now!"

"I'm dying of laughter. Originally, he just entered the BOSS room directly. Maybe he won the first kill. Now it's all over. Everyone can enter the BOSS room. It's really just luck!"

"Hey, to be honest, I agree with the strength of any map alone. I cracked the mechanism of two elite monsters in a row, but that's good, let's save the first kill for our brother Bao!"

"Brother Bao, go to the toilet with a hammer, hold back, don't just take the first kill and go to the toilet like any picture!"

……

Look at the news given by the audience in the live broadcast room.

Baby Xu Xu's heart was naturally filled with ecstasy.

Mountain darkly, vista.

I thought the first kill was gone.

Unexpectedly, Tong Zhen couldn't get out of the toilet.

Isn't this God helping him?

Although at this moment his bladder was about to explode.

But for the first kill of the real wild boar.

He still endured the pain and said.

"If that's the case, then I won't be polite, the first kill of the Village of Pain, Resefine, I'm going to decide!"

After speaking, enter the BOSS room.

Just came in here.

A line of words appeared below the room.

'The wind is blowing to the west...'

Although I saw these words.

But baby Xu Xu didn't think much about it.

He rushed to the side of the boss with a three-stage slash.

Then he started attacking directly.

Clash the ground!
Big rage!

Scratch your head!
A fancy operation.

But embarrassingly so.

The blood volume of the boss didn't drop at all.

"Fuck? The weapon is out of durability?"

While talking to himself, Baby Xu Xu was about to check the durability of his weapon.

But at this time.

His body changed.

It turned into a black zombie.

Skill lock.

The blood volume began to drop slowly.

Baby Xu Xu: "???"

in the live room.

"Damn it, what the hell is this, why did Brother Bao turn into a zombie out of nowhere?"

"That's right, what's the situation? I didn't see the monster attack Brother Bao, why did he become a zombie?"

"Several abstractions, the previous attack didn't deal any damage at all, and now they turned into zombies for no reason. I'm so direct!"

"It's over, I suddenly have an ominous premonition, the BOSS mechanism won't stump another group of people, right?"

"Does it need to be said? The little monsters in front are so difficult, let alone the BOSS, I think some of them have seen it!"

……

As the audience in the live broadcast room said.

This time it was indeed seen.

Not just baby Xuxu.

Basically all streamers and players have encountered the same thing.

The first is that the attack cannot deal damage.

The second is to inexplicably become a zombie.

In the end, some people were directly killed inexplicably.

For a while, everyone was stunned.

Gun Soul Bingzi: "Damn you, I finally waited until I took any pictures to go to the bathroom, and I was going to take the opportunity to take the first kill. What kind of mechanism is this?"

The combination of handsome and handsome: "It's a dog, why can't my attack deal damage? My weapon is obviously good, and my skills are all hit!"

Mo Zixiao: "Brothers, this real wild boar is too bad. Forget it, I won't do it for now. I'll show you the live broadcast of Abyss. Watching Zixiao's Abyss show is definitely more interesting than watching this!"

EIJI: "Fuck, how do you fight? What about after turning into a zombie? You can't keep changing, right?"

……

time flies.

In just a short while, ten minutes passed.

Although a long time has passed.

But the players still haven't made any progress on the mechanism of the real wild boar.

Watching the speakers, posting bars, videos, and live broadcasts, there are complaints about real wild boars.

Zhang Wei couldn't help but smiled and said.

"Brother Tong, it's almost time? If you don't come again, the audience in your live broadcast room are going to call the police!"

"Call the police?" Tong Zhen, who was playing with his mobile phone, couldn't help being stunned.

"Yes, they are worried that you fell into the toilet, so they are going to call the police to rescue you!"

"Ah? Hahaha, forget it, forget it, don't bother the police uncle, I'll come right away!"

While talking, Tong Zhen walked slowly back to the computer.

No surprises.

Although it took him ten minutes to go to the 'toilet' this time.

But his popularity in the live broadcast room has not been affected in the slightest.

It's even a bit of a rise instead of a drop.

The bullet screen was refreshed frantically.

"Why hasn't Teacher Tong come yet? You won't be in any danger, right?"

"It's possible. I was in danger once when I went to the bathroom outside, and I ended up spending 100 yuan!"

"100 yuan, so cheap? So where can you encounter such danger?"

"Stop talking nonsense, no one can crack the BOSS of the village of Pain, Letherfine, and everyone is waiting for Teacher Tong to take action!"

"Damn it, if Teacher Tong doesn't come again, then I'm really going to call the police!"

……

Watching the crazily refreshed barrage in the live broadcast room.

Tong Zhen immediately sat down on the chair.

Then turn on the voice.

"Ahem, have you been waiting for a long time? I'm sorry, there was a problem that needs to be solved just now, and it has been resolved now! Without further ado, let's fight the boss right away!"

Live tips.

Kojiro presents an anchor plane*1!Postscript: Teacher Tong is very elegant, and knows that before the battle, he releases his emotions, no wonder he is so good at finding the mechanism, he is simply a role model for us!
One Sword Thunderbolt presents the anchor plane*1!Postscript: Teacher Tong, I don’t have time to explain, let’s start quickly, the boss of the real wild boar is really difficult, and now all the anchors have turned into zombies!

……

Become a zombie?
Seeing this sentence, Tong Zhen suddenly remembered when he first started brushing real wild boars.

in an unknown mechanism.

Not only has it changed countless times to zombies.

I don't know how many times I was beaten by Tie Hanhan's teammates.

Everyone is numb!

"Hahaha, then let's get started!"

　Speaking of zombies reminds me of a very popular sentence in Antoin's version.

　　Three guarantees and one, why are you turning into a zombie?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)