I really don't want to be a novelist

Chapter 1 I can't write novels, I can't hit the street?

rental house.

A certain author who hit the street with three books in a row, was so frightened that he had to open a trumpet to release the new book.

"Crackling..."

There was a loud knock on the keyboard, and Ji Zhuo let out a long breath.

"Today's update is done!"

Looking at the laptop, there is a full chapter, and Ji Zhuo feels full of accomplishment.

Skillfully copy and paste, open the website.

"...The collection was increased by one the day before yesterday, and it was increased by two yesterday, but it cannot be increased by four today. This book can't take off?"

"...Fuck...Fuck..."

Skilled in logging into the trumpet, as soon as he entered the backstage of the writer, Ji Zhuo would make two fucks one after another.

The collection remains motionless, still three.

There is a short red dot next to it, and I am looking forward to opening it,
The chapter posted yesterday was blocked.

"...Hello author, when you released Chapter 5 to go to Wushan Yunyu together, it has been blocked because it involves vulgar plots. You can modify it in the background..."

Mouse flick,
Ji Zhuo spread out on the back of the chair, a salted fish lost its dream.

"Ding dong..."

At this time, the mobile phone beside him lit up.

Xianyu turned over, moved, and touched the phone.

glanced at
"Huh? Edit."

A carp straightened up, and the salted fish came back to life.

"An unknown editor: is there?"

Don't ask if you are there, just tell me if you have something to do!

Ji Zhuo wanted to come back like this, but he didn't dare.

"Boss, I'm here. Be nice.jpg"

"Editor: I've read your new book. It's almost interesting."

What does almost mean?
Ji Zhuo opened a small account and released a new book. Seeing that the data was bleak, he was afraid that he would not be able to pass the signing, so he asked the old editor in charge to see if he could pass the signing.

"...Big Brother, what do you mean?"

humble.jpg.

"Editor: It's just that the foreshadowing at the beginning is a bit too long."

"Editor: In addition, the writing is too stream-of-consciousness, a bit too mysterious."

"Editor: The first few pages of the book still need to be written more clearly."

"Clumsy and uncommon: ... Boss, I will get to the point soon, I still want to pave the way for the front, and the progress will be faster...

Edit: Then you can bring the later plot to the front. Go through a few plots first, foreshadowing and so on, and then talk about it later... Besides, your beginning and this introduction are too stream-of-consciousness, too mysterious.

You know what I mean? "

Don't listen to you, listen to me.jpg.

To be honest, Ji Zhuo didn't understand...

But the big editor has already talked about this, so what else can he say.

"Clumsy and uncommon: Okay, big guy, I'll try to change it. Be cute.jpg.

EDIT: Hmm. "

Ended the chat with the editor.

Ji Zhuo is more like a salted fish that has lost his dream.

If you don't memorize it, you really don't know how much you can memorize.

A pounce on the street is not more than two pounces, and you don't know how much you can pounce.

Ji Zhuo,

An author who has invested in three books in a row is already considering whether to find another part-time job to do it.

"call……"

Leaning on the back of the chair and paralyzed for a while, Ji Zhuo climbed up again.

Open the codeword software, and write a few chapters of the manuscript against yourself.

Now that the big editors have talked about it, it almost makes sense.

What can we do? Change it.

After all, Ji Zhuo is different from other novel writers.

Others may write novels for their dreams,

He's different, he just wants to make money.

"...Well, it seems that the beginning was a bit cryptic, and the whole thing is inexplicable..."

I don't know if it was the editor's words that shook his confidence.

Now when I look at the novels I wrote before, I felt that everything was good, and it seems that everything is wrong.

Of course, it's also possible that his novels are already stretching...

"... here... it seems a bit cumbersome..."

Facing the novel manuscript on the computer, Ji Zhuo looked at it, and it also faced Ji Zhuo.

Ji Zhuo didn't move, and neither did it.

His fingers were all on the keyboard, and he couldn't write.

"...um...how about doing it all over again?"

"Fuck... change the ball..."

Ji Zhuo skillfully cut to the backstage of the writer,
Skillfully typed out a chapter title: "The Eunuch's Testimonials. "

"...I'm sorry, readers, this book is eunuch. The main reason is that the grades are not good. If any big guy is willing to give me a reward of [-] million, I will continue to write, above."

Type it out proficiently and click Publish.

As soon as it was refreshed, one of the three favorites was dropped.

More comments to come.

"...I didn't even sign the contract, so give me a reward."

There is still a living person?
As usual, the pirate website collects one, he himself collects one, and the remaining one is actually a living person,
strange.

Ji Zhuo glanced, and pushed the keyboard forward,
Leaning back in the chair, tired.

With his head resting on the back of the chair and looking towards the roof, he was in a daze for a moment.

He has been writing novels since graduating from college.

Although I was exhausted all day long and the code words were updated, the advantage was that the working hours were free, and I could get up in the middle of the night to code words.

In the past, he followed suit and had two books, and his income was fairly stable. In addition, he was an orphan, without father and mother, and was alone, so his income was enough to spend.

But I don’t know what’s going on recently, it’s like being possessed by an evil spirit. After writing three new books in a row, the eunuch wrote three books.

So much so that I dare not open the new book in a large size.

"...Do you want to send a courier and run errands? Take a part-time job."

Ji Zhuo is already seriously considering whether to take the whole part-time job.

"Ding dong..."

At this moment,
A reminder sounded again.

Well, someone sent him a message again,
Someone in the author group sent red envelopes?
This reminder brought Ji Zhu, who was in a daze, back to God again,
This was Ji Zhuo's first reaction.

Then... Ji Zhuo moved on the seat, and lay down in a more comfortable position.

"Ding dong..."

Ok?
It seems something is wrong, why does it feel like this reminder sound is ringing in my head.

I wear headphones?
Nothing.

Subconsciously, Ji Zhuo raised his head, and at the same time reached out to touch his ear.

But Ji Zhuo raised his head,

Immediately afterwards, I was stunned.

I saw a light curtain in front of him,

There are lines of prompts scrolling down.

"Ding dong, the literature and art system is binding...the binding is successful."

"Ding dong, it is detected that the main occupation of the host is a writer, and it starts to load the core panel of the writer's occupation."

"Loading... 1%... 5%... 100%, the system is loaded successfully, do you want to expand the relevant panel?"

Ji Zhuo was stunned by the rolling lines of handwriting mixed with prompts.

"Expand the related panel?"

Ji Zhuo didn't react until the system issued a second prompt.

System, have you bound the system yourself?

And then belatedly get excited.

"Expand."

"Host: Ji Zhuo.

Main occupation: Writer.

Main occupation level: Level 1 (0/1)

Sub-profession: not yet open.

Occupational Attributes:
Writing style: 5
Plot: 5
Speed: 5
Inspiration: 5
Requirements for this task: According to the current professional level of the main writer.The requirement is to create and publish a novel with an average score of 1000 or other incomes reaching the same level. According to the author's current creation situation, the number of words in the finished book should not be less than 50 words.

Task rewards: writing +1, plot +1, free attribute points +2.Released upon completion of the work.

If the host's new book is released and fails to achieve the relevant results, he will receive an incentive bonus every month to encourage the host to continue to grow on the road of creation.

Incentive bonuses are awarded based on writer rank.

The current incentive fund is: 30 million/month.

Note: Every time the host publishes a work, it is a period.After the work is finished, the current period ends and a new period begins.

During the period, the host publishes works that meet the relevant requirements, that is, they will be rewarded after the completion of the work.Requirements increase with the writer's current professional level.

Note: The main occupation level is upgraded through experience.Create and complete a book, that is, gain a little experience in the main profession.The main occupation level affects the incentive money and the current task requirements. "

Looking at the system panel,
Ji Zhuo was a little excited, he was too familiar with the system.He has written several systematic texts before.

There is a system, I won't take off!
Suppressing his excitement, Ji Zhuo carefully read the items on the system panel,

Also poke left and right to come up with a system instruction and host usage agreement.

After carefully looking over,

I probably understand how this system works.

That is, his main occupation is a writer, so as long as he finishes writing a book, he can gain experience to improve his career as a writer,
If the book he writes is popular enough, he can get attribute points that improve his writing ability.

The writing attribute is the writing, and the plot attribute represents the ability to shape the plot size and framework, which is the development and advancement of the plot and the grasp of the rhythm.

Inspiration, that is, inspiration, is related to whether there are so many creative inspirations and ideas.

As for speed, it refers to the codeword speed, which is a combination of various aspects, and other attributes can also affect this attribute.

For a beast like an eagle, Ji Zhuo feels that his speed attribute must be at least 20, right?
Then at each stage, the system has different requirements for fire.

After all, for a newcomer to rush to the street, an average score of one or two thousand is already good. If a certain big shot comes, this score can only be said to be thrown at grandma's house.

At last,
Even if the book he created does not meet the requirements, the system can also give encouragement rewards,

This is too sweet.

"……Uh-huh?"

I didn't pay attention to it before, but now I can clearly see the amount of incentive bonuses given by the system interface.
During the book update period, 30 per month...

30 per month...

...hehe...hehe...

Ji Zhuo looked at first, and after a long time,
There was a sneer on his face.

"Writing a novel is indeed a dead end..."

"...Who do you look down on in the system? Huh?"

"On the street, I will give 30 a month, and I can beat inflation."

"I don't know how to write novels, but I don't know how to go on the street?"

Ji Zhuo sneered, then became excited.

Looking at the first half of the system, he decided that his lifelong dream is to be a great writer who will go down in history.

After reading the incentive bonuses in the second half of the system, he felt that this ideal can be put aside for the time being, and there is no need to worry too much.

It's not that Ji Zhuo looks down on anyone,
As far as his current attributes of fighting the five scum, even if you screw him into a scum, he can't squeeze out a novel with a monthly income of 30.

"...be a great writer or something, let's wait until I earn inflation."

"When the time comes when I'm lying in the swimming pool in the backyard of my villa, one of the three maids is squeezing my legs, one is rubbing my shoulders, and the other is feeding fruit, then I will think about becoming a great writer."

"Now I just want to make money. Now it's 30 a month. When the writer reaches the second level, why should I have 60 a month?"

Ji Zhuo, whose main occupation is a writer, has fallen.

He didn't care about the rewards of attribute points any more, and looked seriously at the requirements for incentive bonuses.

Naturally, incentive bonuses are not entirely without requirements.

As an incentive bonus for encouraging creation, it is natural that he has to "work hard" to get it.

The full attendance of the novel website has to update [-] words a day.

nothing
Ji Zhuo is ready,

At that time, the book will be completely sealed for pornography, regency, youth violence, and superstition. Are you afraid you can't pounce?

But the first requirement of the system made Ji Zhuo take back those dangerous thoughts,
"...Do not create works that violate the laws and regulations of the location, do not create malicious and vulgar works, and do not seriously violate the morals and customs of the location. If the work is banned, this issue will automatically end."

Hehe, it's all right.

I still have the method of breaking the law, one chapter a day, one day today, one day tomorrow, still afraid of not rushing?
Then, Ji Zhuo saw another item in the system requirements,
"This award is provided to encourage creation. Creators need to meet the basic requirements for hard work, and the amount of content created and released within each period of time must meet the basic requirements established by the place of creation."

That's four thousand a day.

The requirements of this system are similar to the review requirements of the background of the novel website.

"It is not allowed to create works that seriously violate the three views of the local people... The author must maintain the normal three views..."

Why are they becoming more and more similar.

But it's okay,
At worst, I'll stuff some poison in it.

Sending off the girl, dead heroine, green protagonist...

"... You must not create works that are seriously illogical, and you must not deliberately disgust readers when you have knowledge."

It's okay, the requirements are not so strict, and the poisonous points can still be plugged, the big deal is to write more leisurely.

Ji Zhuo looked down further,

There are also requirements, which are basically requirements that he cannot do it deliberately.

But it doesn't matter anymore,

If not, the system will remind him in due course.

It's okay.

It's like the sea of ​​books that have passed the review on the novel website has gone.

If you want to pounce, you should still pounce, or it is the majority that pounce.

Nor is Ji Zhuo self-confident,
He believes that even if he writes seriously, there is a high probability that he will be able to pounce.

...Well, think about it again.

What's going on with the inexplicable sadness?
……

Shaking his head, he looked at the system panel again, salivating at the six-digit number 300000.

Just close the system panel again,
Pull the keyboard on the table in front of him towards him.

Let's do it.

Let's go!
Throw him 30 first!
"Well... what to write..."

A burst of heartbeat,
Then face the blank codeword page on the computer screen.

My mind is also blank, especially now that I am a little too excited.

Silently, Ji Zhuo withdrew his hand on the keyboard,
Turned on the phone, looked at the chats of other bigwigs in the author group, looking for inspiration.

"Half flutter and flutter: The Dragon King came out and sprayed water.jpg
The first one in this group hits the street: Nima, do you have machine guns in your mouths? If I go out to piss, you will be 99+ again.

New book update: Oh my god, the new book is here again.

Half flutter and flutter: The boss is joking.

I'm just passing by: the boss joked +1
The new book is updated: Don't call me a big brother, don't be a baby, don't be a baby, and you will starve to death... Hey, the book has been open for a week, and there are only more than 50 collections.

I was just passing by: damn it!so much.Never seen a double digit collection.

Zeng Canghai: Damn it!so much.Never seen a double digit collection +1
Half fluttering but not fluttering: +1..."

This group of people is talking bullshit among the group again.

This is the old author group he joined when he was a little popular.

But now Ji Zhuo is more concerned about what the boss did.

How about asking?It doesn't seem so good.

Fortunately, the big guy said right after,
"New book update: Don't talk about it, I'm really going to starve to death... Hey, as expected, my slow-moving books are not suitable for the trend now."

Slow heat?

Ji Zhuo's eyes lit up,
This is good.

During this period of fluttering, he also did research on the books on the novel website,
Recently, the pace of the book is getting faster and faster, and I can't wait to hit the outline directly.

Now everyone's life is not easy, reading a novel is just for entertainment, who can wait for you to grind and chirp and keep laying the groundwork.

Take it easy,

This is good.

I will write another slow-moving book, isn’t that the way it was before?
Well, the subject matter is Xianxia, ​​and I have been hearing people say that this category is no longer good.

If you write at a slower pace, write him in detail.

For the level, use the most classic ones directly, practice qi and build a foundation, and don't bother to think about it.

Write hundreds of chapters on Qi training, hundreds of chapters on foundation building,
This is unstable!

A confident smile appeared on Ji Zhuo's face.

This is unstable?

Haha, my 30 is about to arrive.

"Crackling..."

There was a sound of the keyboard, and Ji Zhuo started directly.

　A new book is released, ask for collections and recommendations, investment and so on.

　　


(End of this chapter)