The whole mountain is my hunting ground.

Chapter 159 This coup can only come up with big crotch

Chapter 159 This coup can only come up with big crotch
Zhang Laibao entered the house in a hurry, returned to his room, and began to put on his leggings in a hurry.

Zhang Laibao has a younger brother named Zhang Laifa, two years younger than Zhang Laibao, who is lying on the kang reading comic books.

"Brother, what are you going to do?"

"Go up the mountain and hunt!" Zhang Laifa was dumbfounded when he heard this, thinking that the dogs were all injured, and you don't have a gun yet, who can you go up the mountain with bare hands?
At this time, Zhang Zhanshan heard movement in that room, came over and asked, "Laibao, what are you doing?"

"Hunting." When his father came, Zhang Laibao definitely had to explain, and said, "I saw Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu at the door. They were going up the mountain to hunt. I said I would go with them."

"Hunting?" Zhang Zhanshan frowned when he heard the words, and said, "Didn't I die of his colorful neck?"

"I'm dead without medicine." When Zhang Laibao said this, seeing Zhang Zhanshan's face darken, he hurriedly said: "But according to Zhao Jun, the dog is half dead now, and he didn't lead the dog out today."

"Well, no wonder." Hearing what Zhang Laibao said, Zhang Zhanshan was relieved.Yesterday afternoon, he pretended to be passing by and walked around Zhao Jun's house, but he didn't see Hua Xiao'er in Zhao Jun's courtyard at that time.

For this reason, Zhang Zhanshan was also worried that Zhao Youcai would retaliate against their family if the Dongchuang incident happened.

At this time, I heard that Hua Xiaoer was not dead after being poisoned. Zhang Zhanshan and Zhang Laibao had the same thought. Since Hua Xiaoer was not dead, Zhao Jun's family would not know that he had poisoned him, and they would not take revenge now.

"Then why didn't he die?" Suddenly, Zhang Laifa who was in the kang asked curiously. When the boy asked, his tone was only curious, and his face was only indifferent.

"Maybe the medicine has passed its effect." Zhang Zhanshan said, "That's the medicine left before the steelmaking in 58."

While speaking, Zhang Laibao had already put on his leggings. He got up and took off the shoulder bag hanging on the wall, and took out a knife from it and stuck it on his back.

"Son!" Seeing that Zhang Laibao was about to leave, Zhang Zhanshan hurriedly stopped him, and said: "Why don't you go, I'm afraid they will spoil you."

"I can't." Zhang Laibao said with a smile, "Zhao Jun is so stupid, Li Baoyu is so stupid, you have to use your brain, they are not like me if they are tied together!"

Zhang Zhanshan still pulled Zhang Laibao, and said worriedly: "I understand a little bit about the siege. You go, but don't go forward. Especially when his dog barks, you look away. If he is black and blind, look If it’s not right, run back. If it’s a wild boar, climb up a tree, and don’t let them trap you.”

"Okay, Dad, I understand." Zhang Laibao responded, pushed the door open and walked out.

Looking at Zhang Laibao's leaving back, Zhang Zhanshan thought for a long time, they all lived in the same village, and Zhao Jun could be regarded as the one he grew up watching. Although he watched with hatred, he knew Zhao Jun well.

Just like what Zhang Laibao said, the former Zhao Jun was really not very smart, far worse than his father Zhao Youcai.

The other one is that Zhang Zhanshan firmly believed that Zhao Jun would not dare to play tricks on Zhang Laibao, and the only possibility was to set Zhang Laibao up during the siege.

But wild beasts are not domesticated, so they will not listen to Zhao Jun's arrangements, and Zhang Laibao is not stupid, Zhang Zhanshan believes that his son can escape unscathed.

Zhang Laibao left the house and ran all the way to the south. When he chased outside the village, he saw Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu from a distance.

Zhang Laibao took a few breaths, and ran over again.

Hearing movement behind him, Zhao Jun gave Li Baoyu a wink, and Li Baoyu nodded.

"Jun...Brother Jun." When Zhang Laibao ran to Zhao Jun's side, he was already out of breath.

"Stop talking, walk slowly." Zhao Jun told him.

Zhang Laibao nodded, still panting heavily. After a while, Zhang Laibao recovered and said to Zhao Jun, "Brother Jun, what shall we do today?"

I have to say that Zhang Laibao was really not reckless, so he asked Zhao Jun first.

Zhao Jun laughed and said: "Yesterday Baoyu and I saw a badger hole up the mountain, and today I am thinking about digging out badgers."

"Badgers...badgers." This time Zhang Laibao felt more at ease, and he still had calculations in his mind. Since Zhao Jun said it was a badger, if there were wild boar footprints or black bear footprints along the way, it would be trap.

If so, turn around and leave.

Or when you get to the place, if you see that it is not Badger Cave but Xiong Cangzi, it is still a trap, and you should turn around and leave.

If it's really Badger Cave, it means that Zhao Jun won't hurt himself, hang out with them a few times, and after getting acquainted with them, let Zhao Jun help him drag the dog.Wait until your dog is dragged out, and then harm Zhao Jun well.

As for digging out badgers today, Zhang Laibao grew up so big. Although he had never been around before, he had picked out badger holes twice with his uncles. He didn't believe that a badger could do anything to him.

But he had a question. He said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, why don't you pick up badgers?"

Zhang Laibao had picked badgers before, and he knew that picking badgers must be something, but Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu didn't have a shovel or a pick, so Zhao Jun carried a gun on his back.

Hearing Zhang Laibao's question, Zhao Jun laughed and said, "What are you doing with that thing? Don't we have a dog?"

"That dog can't get in?" Zhang Laibao didn't doubt that Zhao Jun would harm him, but he had some doubts, suspecting that Zhao Jun hadn't picked the badger hole at all.

Zhao Jun waved his hand at Zhang Laibao, then called the pocket bag in front of him, motioning for Zhang Laibao to look at it.

When Zhang Laibao saw that there was only a marijuana in his shoulder pocket, he was even more surprised, "Brother Jun, what are you doing with that thing?"

Zhao Jun didn't answer but instead asked, "Do you know how many idiots I have made this winter?"

Zhang Laibao shook his head, and thought again: "I don't know how much you do, but I heard the big guys say, Brother Jun, you just killed bear bile this winter and you made a fortune."

"That's right!" Li Baoyu smiled and said, "Brother Jun's father, whenever my uncle goes down the mountain to sell bear bile, he has to sell him two or three thousand yuan."

"So many..." Zhang Laibao's eyes grew when he heard it.

"That's nothing." Zhao Jun smiled at him and said, "Why can't others be killed, and I can kill every one?"

"Why?"

"I play Wai differently from others."

"Brother Jun, tell me."

Zhao Jun closed his shoulder pocket, and said to Zhang Laibao: "Let's just kill this badger hole, you all have to work hard to pick it, I'm different from you, I don't pick it, so how hard is it to pick it?
I lit the firecracker, stuffed it into the hole, and when the firecracker exploded, wouldn't all the badgers come out?At that time, no matter where they come from, we will just scatter them with dogs, and we don’t need to catch too many. If we can catch three badgers, we will only be one family, and we will go back to stew big radishes to eat. "

"Oh!" Zhang Laibao's eyes lit up when he heard Zhao Jun's words. It was the first time he had heard that Badger Cave could be picked like this when he was so big.

But thinking about Zhao Jun's shoulder bag, and looking at the four dogs Zhao Jun and the others were leading, when Zhang Laibao looked up at Zhao Jun, his eyes changed.

Zhang Laibao thought to himself: "This Zhao Jun is usually stupid, but he is really good at hunting! No wonder he killed so many black and blind men in one winter. Maybe he really has a special trick. I have to learn from him, and I will do it too." Kill Xiong Blind, I will get rich and marry a wife..."

While walking, Zhang Laibao made up his mind, and praised Zhao Jun, saying: "Brother Jun, you are really good, what did you think of this move?"

"It's nothing." Zhao Jun said nothing, but his face was full of complacency. This posture made Zhang Laibao more convinced that Zhao Jun was a genius in hunting.

But he didn't know, what Zhao Jun was thinking in his heart was: "I don't have such a brain, this 'coup' can only be thought of by a big crotch."

(End of this chapter)

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