The whole mountain is my hunting ground.

Chapter 161 I Can't Get A Wife In This Life

"what……"

Zhang Laibao raised his head, pulled his neck, and screamed.

Not far away, in the woods, a few sparrows that had landed on the branches flew up in fright.

At this time, Zhao Jun was behind Zhang Laibao, and his eardrums were in throbbing pain from his screams.

A big badger opened its mouth and bit Zhang Laibao, biting tightly, and would not let go!
Zhang Laibao couldn't bear the pain, and immediately let go of Badger's two hind legs.

He thought that as long as he didn't hold the badger, the badger wouldn't bite him.But in his desperation, he forgot that badger bites are deadly, the kind that won't let go.

It was a good thing that Zhang Laibao didn't let go, but the moment he let go, the badger fell straight down.

A large badger weighing more than 20 kilograms has sharp and sharp teeth, and one bite is enough for a person to suffer.

Now it is falling down, as if Zhang Laibao has more than 20 kilograms of things hanging under him, not only biting, but also pulling!

This time, Zhang Laibao couldn't take it anymore, he plunged into the snow, rolled his eyes, and passed out.

"Wow! Wow..."

The nearby Daqing and Bailong nailed it instantly, and rushed towards the badger biting Zhang Laibao.

"Alas! Alas!" Zhao Jun seemed to want to chase the dog away, but it was too late.

Daqing and Bailong replaced Zhang Laibao just now, and both bit Badger's hind legs and pulled back.

This pull, but broken.

When Zhang Laibao fell to the ground just now, the big badger didn't fall on him, and the pain didn't hurt so much.

But when the two dogs pulled the badger, and the badger bit Zhang Laibao, it was the same as when the two dogs pulled Zhang Laibao.

"Ah..." Zhang Laibao, who had just fainted from the pain, suddenly woke up from the pain again!

At this time, he was sitting on the heavy snow, but his face was flushed, and there were beads of sweat on his forehead.

The two dogs pulled on Badger's hind legs, so Zhang Laibao stretched out his hands to grab Badger's two front legs. Only in this way could he get closer to the two dogs so that he would not feel so much pain.

"Brother Jun! Save me!"

Seeing Zhao Jun rushing, Zhang Laibao seemed to have seen his relatives, and asked Zhao Jun for help hoarsely.

Zhao Jun swung his fist and punched Badger's nose.

With this punch, Badger's head sank, and Zhang Laibao was bitten.

"what……"

"what!"

Following Zhao Jun's second punch, Zhang Laibao screamed again.

Fortunately, when the second punch hit Badger's nose, Badger let go of his mouth, and was immediately pulled out by Daqing and Bailong.

Looking at Zhang Laibao again, he leaned back straight and passed out again.

"Zhang Laibao! Zhang Laibao!" Zhao Jun squatted beside Zhang Laibao, reached out and patted his face. Seeing that he was still awake, Zhao Jun looked at him.

At this time, a large part of the gray coarse trousers had turned black, which was soaked in blood.

"Don't watch the excitement." Zhao Jun greeted Li Baoyu with a smile, and said, "Wake him up quickly, let's go back quickly, and we have to meet his father."

"Okay." Li Baoyu happily came in front of Zhang Laibao, took off his hands, grabbed snow from the ground and rubbed it on Zhang Laibao's face.

Zhang Laibao woke up in an instant when Xueshui was stirred up, but he only felt that the place where he was just bitten was extremely painful.

"what……"

Zhang Laibao cried again, wailing at the top of his voice.

"Stop crying!" Zhao Jun said eagerly from the side: "Hurry up and take a look, what do you do if you want to recruit people all at once? After that, hurry down the mountain and find a place to look."

"That's right!" Li Baoyu continued, "If you dawdle a little longer, you will never be able to marry a woman in this life."

"Ah..." Zhang Laibao cried and untied the rope tied around his waist. When the rope was untied, he couldn't get off while sitting on the ground, so he could only call Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu, "Help me up!"

Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu held back their laughter, and lifted Zhang Laibao up from the snow, but he was seriously injured, and if he moved even a little, he would die of pain.

Zhang Laibao howled and yelled, got up and ignored the biting cold wind, and looked away in a daze.

"Oh..." Li Baoyu glanced at him, then turned his face away, grinning.

That's horrible!
Can't bear to look straight at it!
But Zhang Laibao was also very lucky, the badger didn't dig right, and didn't bite his main body, but the part connected to the thigh.

The sharp badger teeth bit through the cotton pants, and the canine teeth pierced the skin, leaving the cotton pants and the whole right side in his mouth.

Some people say that the bite force of a badger is comparable to that of a tiger.

This is true or false, there is no way to verify it.

But looking at Zhang Laibao's part, the right side was exposed, as if he had been bitten flat.

This is bullshit.

There are badgers who pull hard, and dogs who pull hard.

Seeing the injury and bleeding there, Zhang Laibao burst into tears, and said vaguely, "Zhao Jun, what's wrong with this!"

In desperation, even Brother Jun stopped calling.

Zhao Jun also seemed to be in a panic. He glanced left and right, patted Li Baoyu's arm with his hand, and asked, "Is it a good idea to bring cigarettes?"

"No!" Li Baoyu said, "Just pick a badger, who brings that thing?"

"You!" Zhao Jun turned his back, laughed, and ran back to the Badger Cave where the firecrackers were built.

Because the marlezi collapsed, there was some broken soil around the entrance of the cave. Zhao Jun gathered the soil with his hands, grabbed two handfuls of soil, and rushed to Zhang Laibao.

"There's nothing else left, just leave the mud for a while."

"Can this work?" Zhang Laibao asked choked up.

"That won't work, what can I do?" Zhao Jun tried not to let himself laugh now.

"Stop talking nonsense!" Li Baoyu pressed Zhang Laibao's body, and said to Zhao Jun, "Hurry up and paste him on, otherwise he will be bleeding so much, he will be frozen in a while!"

"Hold on!" Zhao Jun quickly spread dirt on Zhang Laibao's wound.

Not to mention, putting two handfuls of soil on it really stopped the bleeding.

This is not Zhao Jun cheating people!
If it doesn't stop bleeding and freezes that guy, Zhang Laibao won't even think about it at all.

Zhang Laibao fastened his cotton trousers tremblingly, but there was no way to bandage the wound.Moreover, as long as he moved his body, it would be an unbearable pain if he was involved.

"Brother Jun...I can't go anymore, please carry me back!" Zhang Laibao snotted and burst into tears, crying uncontrollably.

"Alas!" Zhao Jun sighed, and said to Li Baoyu, "Baoyu, hurry up and chop off the stick, and we'll give him back."

"Ah?" Li Baoyu was unhappy, and curled his lips: "We still have to carry him?"

"Then what's the matter?" Zhao Jun said, squatting down and began to untie his leggings, his own, and Zhang Laibao.

When Li Baoyu came back with the stick, he and Zhao Jun started wrapping around the stretcher.

After wrapping up the stretcher, they supported Zhang Laibao to lie on the stretcher, but every time Zhang Laibao moved, he screamed heart-piercingly.

After Zhang Laibao lay on the simple stretcher, Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu picked up the four badgers.

As soon as Li Baoyu put a badger on the stretcher, Zhang Laibao threw it out.

Li Baoyu was immediately annoyed, and shouted: "Zhang Laibao, what are you doing?"

"I'm fucking bitten by them. Ugh..."

Still crying.

Zhao Jun persuaded: "Don't cry, don't cry, let's not talk about it? You have one of these badgers."

"I do not want!"

"Don't pull it down." Zhao Jun said to Li Baoyu again: "He won't let him go, so let's carry it. Baoyu, you hurry up and tie the badger with a rope."

Li Baoyu gave Zhang Laibao a hard look, and said, "You've been doing nothing for a fucking day!"

Zhang Laibao cried: "Oh, you two, hurry up, don't want that badger."

Where did Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu listen to him? Li Baoyu tied the four badgers together, and planned to carry them on his back, but the badgers ate badly in the cave, and the smell was too strong.

In desperation, they had to hang the badger on both ends of the stretcher. Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu carried the stretcher, badger and Zhang Laibao, and hurried down the mountain.

The mountain road was bumpy, bumpy and difficult to walk. Zhang Laibao suffered a lot on this journey, and there were two badgers hanging on his head. The smell almost overwhelmed Zhang Laibao, but it was better than walking the mountain road by himself.

After more than two hours like this, the three people and four dogs finally left the mountain field, and as soon as they left the mountain field, the four dogs ran home in a hurry.

And when Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu carried the stretcher into the village, they saw Li Ruhai bouncing around.

"Like the sea!" Zhao Jun, who was walking in front, shouted loudly.

"Brother, you are back." Li Ruhai took a few steps towards this side, feeling something was wrong, and hurried over to take a look, and was taken aback when he saw Zhang Laibao being carried on a stretcher.

Li Ruhai pointed to Zhang Laibao and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

"Let the badger dig out the gap between his legs, and let the egg pull out one." Zhao Jun replied with a smile while his back was facing Zhang Laibao.

"Oh!" Li Ruhai's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he moved closer to Zhang Laibao, then reached out to pull the hemp rope around Zhang Laibao's waist, and said, "I have to see this."

"Get lost!" Li Baoyu yelled, "Go home and report!"

"Go to his house?" Li Ruhai pointed at Zhang Laibao again, then waved his hand, and said, "I won't go."

"Go back to our house." Zhao Jun said: "I'll take your brother back to him, and you should report back to our house immediately."

Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Li Ruhai seemed to understand something, turned around and ran home.

Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu watched from behind, only to see Li Ruhai ran four or five meters away, and suddenly saw an old lady turning out from the side.

Li Ruhai turned around, and rushed to the old lady in one step, startled the old lady.

Zhao Jun and others vaguely heard Li Ruhai say: "Mr. Han, let me tell you, Zhang Laibao was ruined by Badger, and he will never be able to marry a wife in this life!"

"Get out!" Li Baoyu shouted loudly.

At the same time, Zhang Laibao on the stretcher held his head up, looked at Li Ruhai who was running away, and his teeth were itchy with anger.

(End of this chapter)