The whole mountain is my hunting ground.
Chapter 222 Selling the Little Black Bear to Zhang Laibao
Chapter 222 Selling the Little Black Bear to Zhang Laibao
Yong'an Village, Zhang Yuanmin's home.
Today only the father and two are at home.
Little Lingdang, as always, lay on the kang table to study, while Zhang Yuanmin was packing his luggage.
A stack of villain books, nearly twenty.These are not borrowed, they were bought by Xiao Lingdang from her classmates.
After all, Zhang Yuanmin went to the mountains to play tricks, and he didn't know how long it would take before he came back.
Before leaving, Zhang Yuanmin begged Yang Yufeng for [-] cents, saying that he wanted Xiao Lingdang to buy back all the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" villain books in her classmate's hands.
Then, Zhang Yuanmin gave Little Lingdang [-] cents, and Little Lingdang took another [-] cents for himself. For only [-] cents, he bought [-] comic books.
It stands to reason that these little people have more than this little money.But this book is in the hands of Xiao Lingdang's classmate, who has already read it countless times, so it is meaningless to keep it at home and read it again. It is better to sell it than to be borrowed every day.
Besides, fifteen cents is a huge sum of money for a primary school student.
Zhang Yuanmin deliberately took a piece of butter paper, wrapped the stack of comic books squarely, and put them at the bottom of the snakeskin bag.
Then, Zhang Yuanmin took another stack of clothes from the kang cabinet. These were old clothes that Yang Yufeng sewed for him, and most of them were patched.
But Zhang Yuanmin was just trying to get rid of the cover, so it's useless to wear too good clothes.These old clothes just happen to be made by him.It doesn't hurt to wear it out.
Zhang Yuanmin took the clothes and was about to stuff them into the snakeskin bag when he suddenly remembered something and looked out the window. He didn't see Yang Yufeng, so he immediately reached under the closet next to him and pulled out a black cloth bag.
Zhang Yuanmin opened the long black cloth bag, revealing the invasion knife inside.He wrapped the knife with a black cloth, stuffed it in the middle of the clothes, and then stuffed the clothes into the snakeskin bag.
After doing this furtively, Zhang Yuanmin raised his head and met Little Bell's dark eyes.
Zhang Yuanmin said with a smile: "I can't tell your mother that when my father comes back from earning money, he will buy you delicious food."
Little Bell didn't speak, but just nodded.
Zhang Yuanmin smiled with satisfaction, and then looked back.But found that Yang Yufeng was hurriedly walking in from the gate of the courtyard.
Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly put the snakeskin bag under the kang, and then he slid on the kang, sat on the buttocks firmly on the kang, crossed his legs, and put his left and right hands on his knees.
This posture is learned from the episode of Borrowing Dongfeng in the Little Man Book, and the illustration of sitting in meditation before following Kong Ming's method above.
"His father!" Yang Yufeng came in and said to Zhang Yuanmin, "He's come out."
Hearing this, Zhang Yuanmin raised his hand and said, "I'll go meet him." Then he jumped off the kang again, watching the little bell beside him frown, not knowing what his father was busy with.
Yang Yufeng looked at Zhang Yuanmin's back as he left, and thought that he would go to Lengchang tomorrow, and he would not be able to come back for a long time.
Yang Yufeng felt a little bit reluctant.
At this moment, Xiao Lingdang said, "Oh my god, why are you listening to my father again?"
That's right, Yang Yufeng was once again persuaded by Zhang Yuanmin.And he also willingly acted as a pawn, inquiring about information for Zhang Yuanmin.
"Eldest son." Yang Yufeng said to little Lingdang: "Your father has enough brains, the trick he thought of is really good."
Little Bell pouted and stopped talking.She clearly remembered that that's not what my old lady said yesterday.
"What are you doing? It looks like [-] yuan." Yang Yufeng seemed to have thought of something at this moment. In order to cover up her embarrassment, she could only shoot at her daughter.
Just listen to her. : "If you go back to school and you can take the first place in the exam, you can follow your father's mind."
"I..." For a moment, Xiao Lingdang suddenly had the urge that I never want to study hard in the future.
At this time, Zhang Yuanmin went to the house.
A young man was walking on the road, but his walking posture was a little weird.
The legs are spread wide, and the knees are slightly bent.Ass sinks.The two legs are staggered, and they move forward slowly step by step.
This person is none other than Zhang Laibao who was picked up in the crotch by a badger more than 20 days ago.
Zhang Laibao, who was discharged from the hospital yesterday, what about his injuries?
Serious is definitely serious, but not dangerous.
When I arrived at the hospital that day, I was disinfected, sutured, anti-inflammatory, and pain-relieving, and every day after that, it was anti-inflammatory and pain-relieving.
As for that guy thing about him, the doctor said that his thing would definitely work, but it was uncertain whether it would work or not.
But whether it works or not, that's a matter for the future.The most important thing now is to recuperate slowly.
Speaking of which, this is considered a skin trauma, just wait for the wound to heal.But it hurts, it must hurt.
Fortunately, it does not delay urination, but it is more difficult to move.
After returning from the hospital yesterday, Zhang Laibao used the bedpan in the house for convenience.But today, Zhang Laibao still went out.
He was not for anything else, but for Liu Mei of the old Liu's family in the east of the village.Before he was injured, Zhang Laibao was thinking about the little girl.The two also sneaked around the small river a few times, but they have never been sure about their relationship.
Now that Zhang Laibao was injured, and it was still in that place, he felt a little uneasy, for fear that Liu Mei would not follow suit.
Therefore, even if he stood still, Zhang Laibao had to go around the door of Liu Mei's house to let his sweetheart know that his body was fine.
But just a few steps away, I heard someone calling my nickname behind me.
"Zhang Baozi"
Zhang Laibao looked back and saw that it was Zhang Yuanmin, so he asked, "Big crotch, what are you calling me for?
Zhang Yuanmin was not angry when Zhang Laibao called him a nickname, and said straightly, "How is your thing?"
"It's all right." Zhang Laibao glared at Zhang Yuanmin and asked, "Did you ask me for something?"
"Ah, it's okay, I'll just ask." As soon as Zhang Yuanmin said this, he saw Zhang Laibao turn around to leave. Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly followed him and said, "Look at your injury like this. If you walk down the road and pull your hips, why don't you just hit him later?" I can't get around anymore."
"Who said that?" Zhang Laibao was not happy when he heard it. Now he is very sensitive, and he is most afraid that others will say that he is not in good health. He immediately refuted: "This is a skin injury, the skin is inside and outside the flesh, wait for it." I'm fine, I have to go up the mountain to fight around."
"Then do you still have dogs?" Zhang Yuanmin asked, "I heard that all the dogs you bought at Fangling died last time."
"Who said that? There are two dogs left in my family." Zhang Laibao said so, but felt a little uneasy in his heart.
It is true that he bought four dogs, but he killed two of them in one battle, and now there are only two dogs left.Moreover, one of them did not know the black blind man.
But their old Zhang family members were all stubborn, and Zhang Laibao said firmly: "When I recover from my injury, I will buy a dog again, and I will fight whatever I say."
Zhang Yuanmin laughed when he heard this, and said, "If I were you, I wouldn't buy a dog. What's the use of buying a dog? No matter how hard a dog is, it can't do a wild boar or a black blind man. Once injured, it has to be healed. If you're going to die, you'll be blind."
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Zhang Laibao replied angrily, "Who beats Dawei and doesn't keep a dog? If you don't keep a dog, you can still keep a tiger?"
"Tigers can't." As soon as Zhang Laibao answered, Zhang Yuanmin took advantage of the situation and said, "You can't raise tigers, but you can raise bears."
"What?" Zhang Laibao was taken aback, feeling that he didn't hear clearly.
But Zhang Yuanmin immediately said: "You don't know about the few days you were hospitalized. Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu went to the mountain to kill the black blind and picked out two black blind boys."
"real or fake?"
"Is there still a fake?" Zhang Yuanmin said: "My family just has no money. If I were you, I would buy these two black and blind bastards and feed them from childhood to adulthood. After they are mature, you will lead them up the mountain to play siege. , isn't it easy to catch a pig?
"You're fucking nonsense." Zhang Laibao scolded, "How can I teach these two things to hunt?"
"What about the dog? Do you even need to ask?"
"Get out of here." Zhang Laibao said angrily, "You fucking fooled me, I dragged the black blind man with a dog, and before I dragged him, the dog still didn't bite the black blind man?"
"Doesn't your dog not recognize black and blind men?"
Zhang Yuanmin was stunned by Zhang Laibao's question.He lied that his two dogs did not recognize the black bear, and asked Zhao Jun to help drag the dogs. In fact, one of them belonged to Qin Qiang's family.
But it doesn't matter right now. The important thing is that the two dogs don't recognize the black and blind, so naturally they won't bite.
In this way, you can take two dogs and drag these two black blind men around wild boars.
Seeing that Zhang Laibao was silent, Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly continued, "It's not like before. Wild pork can be sold on the market. Think about it, you raise two black and blind cubs, and you give them two If you take them out to hunt wild boars, why don’t you beat them one at a time?”
When Zhang Laibao heard it, his eyes lit up, and he was a little moved.
What Zhang Yuanmin said was really good. If he could feed two big black blind men and train them to hunt wild boars, then he would be awesome.
You must know that the black blind man's sense of smell is much better than that of a dog. If it is really dragged out, it is better than a dog.
As Zhang Yuanmin said, pair the two black blind men with two hunting dogs, and go up the mountain in the morning to block the wild boars from lying in their nests.
Even if the wild boar is startled, the black blind man can't catch up with the wild boar, but there is still a dog, and the dog cuts the pig, and the black blind man jumps up.
When Zhang Laibao thought of such a picture, a smile appeared on his face involuntarily, but when he thought of a question, the smile on his face disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"Are you trying to cheat me?" Zhang Laibao looked at Zhang Yuanmin, and sneered, "How much do those two black and blind people have to eat? They can't afford to feed me even if they smashed my bones?"
"You, you!" Zhang Yuanmin pointed at Zhang Laibao, and said, "What's the use of having a head? Let me teach you, you go into the mountains in the spring, look for the walnut hillock with jujube vines, and climb over there." Make a hole in the ground, tie them there with a big iron chain, and let them eat in the mountains at ordinary times."
"Oh!" Zhang Laibao couldn't help exclaiming when he heard this, "Don't say it, it's really good."
"Really?" Zhang Yuanmin was thoughtful, and before Zhang Laibao found out the problem, he took the initiative to solve it for him: "It's going to be winter, you go to that field, pull two pieces of empty barrel trees, and let the two blind men go there Drill in, and then you lock the ground traps, let them hibernate inside, and let them out in the spring of the next year."
"oops!"
Zhang Laibao couldn't help but let out another exclamation, but Zhang Laibao continued to say: "This thing has grown up. When you want to kill the gall, you feed them some medicine, and the gall will come down. You know that the bear gall is now How much is one? That’s more than one thousand.”
Zhang Laibao looked at Zhang Yuanmin in surprise, and exclaimed, "Big crotch...ah, no, brother Zhang, you have a good brain."
(End of this chapter)
Yong'an Village, Zhang Yuanmin's home.
Today only the father and two are at home.
Little Lingdang, as always, lay on the kang table to study, while Zhang Yuanmin was packing his luggage.
A stack of villain books, nearly twenty.These are not borrowed, they were bought by Xiao Lingdang from her classmates.
After all, Zhang Yuanmin went to the mountains to play tricks, and he didn't know how long it would take before he came back.
Before leaving, Zhang Yuanmin begged Yang Yufeng for [-] cents, saying that he wanted Xiao Lingdang to buy back all the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" villain books in her classmate's hands.
Then, Zhang Yuanmin gave Little Lingdang [-] cents, and Little Lingdang took another [-] cents for himself. For only [-] cents, he bought [-] comic books.
It stands to reason that these little people have more than this little money.But this book is in the hands of Xiao Lingdang's classmate, who has already read it countless times, so it is meaningless to keep it at home and read it again. It is better to sell it than to be borrowed every day.
Besides, fifteen cents is a huge sum of money for a primary school student.
Zhang Yuanmin deliberately took a piece of butter paper, wrapped the stack of comic books squarely, and put them at the bottom of the snakeskin bag.
Then, Zhang Yuanmin took another stack of clothes from the kang cabinet. These were old clothes that Yang Yufeng sewed for him, and most of them were patched.
But Zhang Yuanmin was just trying to get rid of the cover, so it's useless to wear too good clothes.These old clothes just happen to be made by him.It doesn't hurt to wear it out.
Zhang Yuanmin took the clothes and was about to stuff them into the snakeskin bag when he suddenly remembered something and looked out the window. He didn't see Yang Yufeng, so he immediately reached under the closet next to him and pulled out a black cloth bag.
Zhang Yuanmin opened the long black cloth bag, revealing the invasion knife inside.He wrapped the knife with a black cloth, stuffed it in the middle of the clothes, and then stuffed the clothes into the snakeskin bag.
After doing this furtively, Zhang Yuanmin raised his head and met Little Bell's dark eyes.
Zhang Yuanmin said with a smile: "I can't tell your mother that when my father comes back from earning money, he will buy you delicious food."
Little Bell didn't speak, but just nodded.
Zhang Yuanmin smiled with satisfaction, and then looked back.But found that Yang Yufeng was hurriedly walking in from the gate of the courtyard.
Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly put the snakeskin bag under the kang, and then he slid on the kang, sat on the buttocks firmly on the kang, crossed his legs, and put his left and right hands on his knees.
This posture is learned from the episode of Borrowing Dongfeng in the Little Man Book, and the illustration of sitting in meditation before following Kong Ming's method above.
"His father!" Yang Yufeng came in and said to Zhang Yuanmin, "He's come out."
Hearing this, Zhang Yuanmin raised his hand and said, "I'll go meet him." Then he jumped off the kang again, watching the little bell beside him frown, not knowing what his father was busy with.
Yang Yufeng looked at Zhang Yuanmin's back as he left, and thought that he would go to Lengchang tomorrow, and he would not be able to come back for a long time.
Yang Yufeng felt a little bit reluctant.
At this moment, Xiao Lingdang said, "Oh my god, why are you listening to my father again?"
That's right, Yang Yufeng was once again persuaded by Zhang Yuanmin.And he also willingly acted as a pawn, inquiring about information for Zhang Yuanmin.
"Eldest son." Yang Yufeng said to little Lingdang: "Your father has enough brains, the trick he thought of is really good."
Little Bell pouted and stopped talking.She clearly remembered that that's not what my old lady said yesterday.
"What are you doing? It looks like [-] yuan." Yang Yufeng seemed to have thought of something at this moment. In order to cover up her embarrassment, she could only shoot at her daughter.
Just listen to her. : "If you go back to school and you can take the first place in the exam, you can follow your father's mind."
"I..." For a moment, Xiao Lingdang suddenly had the urge that I never want to study hard in the future.
At this time, Zhang Yuanmin went to the house.
A young man was walking on the road, but his walking posture was a little weird.
The legs are spread wide, and the knees are slightly bent.Ass sinks.The two legs are staggered, and they move forward slowly step by step.
This person is none other than Zhang Laibao who was picked up in the crotch by a badger more than 20 days ago.
Zhang Laibao, who was discharged from the hospital yesterday, what about his injuries?
Serious is definitely serious, but not dangerous.
When I arrived at the hospital that day, I was disinfected, sutured, anti-inflammatory, and pain-relieving, and every day after that, it was anti-inflammatory and pain-relieving.
As for that guy thing about him, the doctor said that his thing would definitely work, but it was uncertain whether it would work or not.
But whether it works or not, that's a matter for the future.The most important thing now is to recuperate slowly.
Speaking of which, this is considered a skin trauma, just wait for the wound to heal.But it hurts, it must hurt.
Fortunately, it does not delay urination, but it is more difficult to move.
After returning from the hospital yesterday, Zhang Laibao used the bedpan in the house for convenience.But today, Zhang Laibao still went out.
He was not for anything else, but for Liu Mei of the old Liu's family in the east of the village.Before he was injured, Zhang Laibao was thinking about the little girl.The two also sneaked around the small river a few times, but they have never been sure about their relationship.
Now that Zhang Laibao was injured, and it was still in that place, he felt a little uneasy, for fear that Liu Mei would not follow suit.
Therefore, even if he stood still, Zhang Laibao had to go around the door of Liu Mei's house to let his sweetheart know that his body was fine.
But just a few steps away, I heard someone calling my nickname behind me.
"Zhang Baozi"
Zhang Laibao looked back and saw that it was Zhang Yuanmin, so he asked, "Big crotch, what are you calling me for?
Zhang Yuanmin was not angry when Zhang Laibao called him a nickname, and said straightly, "How is your thing?"
"It's all right." Zhang Laibao glared at Zhang Yuanmin and asked, "Did you ask me for something?"
"Ah, it's okay, I'll just ask." As soon as Zhang Yuanmin said this, he saw Zhang Laibao turn around to leave. Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly followed him and said, "Look at your injury like this. If you walk down the road and pull your hips, why don't you just hit him later?" I can't get around anymore."
"Who said that?" Zhang Laibao was not happy when he heard it. Now he is very sensitive, and he is most afraid that others will say that he is not in good health. He immediately refuted: "This is a skin injury, the skin is inside and outside the flesh, wait for it." I'm fine, I have to go up the mountain to fight around."
"Then do you still have dogs?" Zhang Yuanmin asked, "I heard that all the dogs you bought at Fangling died last time."
"Who said that? There are two dogs left in my family." Zhang Laibao said so, but felt a little uneasy in his heart.
It is true that he bought four dogs, but he killed two of them in one battle, and now there are only two dogs left.Moreover, one of them did not know the black blind man.
But their old Zhang family members were all stubborn, and Zhang Laibao said firmly: "When I recover from my injury, I will buy a dog again, and I will fight whatever I say."
Zhang Yuanmin laughed when he heard this, and said, "If I were you, I wouldn't buy a dog. What's the use of buying a dog? No matter how hard a dog is, it can't do a wild boar or a black blind man. Once injured, it has to be healed. If you're going to die, you'll be blind."
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Zhang Laibao replied angrily, "Who beats Dawei and doesn't keep a dog? If you don't keep a dog, you can still keep a tiger?"
"Tigers can't." As soon as Zhang Laibao answered, Zhang Yuanmin took advantage of the situation and said, "You can't raise tigers, but you can raise bears."
"What?" Zhang Laibao was taken aback, feeling that he didn't hear clearly.
But Zhang Yuanmin immediately said: "You don't know about the few days you were hospitalized. Zhao Jun and Li Baoyu went to the mountain to kill the black blind and picked out two black blind boys."
"real or fake?"
"Is there still a fake?" Zhang Yuanmin said: "My family just has no money. If I were you, I would buy these two black and blind bastards and feed them from childhood to adulthood. After they are mature, you will lead them up the mountain to play siege. , isn't it easy to catch a pig?
"You're fucking nonsense." Zhang Laibao scolded, "How can I teach these two things to hunt?"
"What about the dog? Do you even need to ask?"
"Get out of here." Zhang Laibao said angrily, "You fucking fooled me, I dragged the black blind man with a dog, and before I dragged him, the dog still didn't bite the black blind man?"
"Doesn't your dog not recognize black and blind men?"
Zhang Yuanmin was stunned by Zhang Laibao's question.He lied that his two dogs did not recognize the black bear, and asked Zhao Jun to help drag the dogs. In fact, one of them belonged to Qin Qiang's family.
But it doesn't matter right now. The important thing is that the two dogs don't recognize the black and blind, so naturally they won't bite.
In this way, you can take two dogs and drag these two black blind men around wild boars.
Seeing that Zhang Laibao was silent, Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly continued, "It's not like before. Wild pork can be sold on the market. Think about it, you raise two black and blind cubs, and you give them two If you take them out to hunt wild boars, why don’t you beat them one at a time?”
When Zhang Laibao heard it, his eyes lit up, and he was a little moved.
What Zhang Yuanmin said was really good. If he could feed two big black blind men and train them to hunt wild boars, then he would be awesome.
You must know that the black blind man's sense of smell is much better than that of a dog. If it is really dragged out, it is better than a dog.
As Zhang Yuanmin said, pair the two black blind men with two hunting dogs, and go up the mountain in the morning to block the wild boars from lying in their nests.
Even if the wild boar is startled, the black blind man can't catch up with the wild boar, but there is still a dog, and the dog cuts the pig, and the black blind man jumps up.
When Zhang Laibao thought of such a picture, a smile appeared on his face involuntarily, but when he thought of a question, the smile on his face disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"Are you trying to cheat me?" Zhang Laibao looked at Zhang Yuanmin, and sneered, "How much do those two black and blind people have to eat? They can't afford to feed me even if they smashed my bones?"
"You, you!" Zhang Yuanmin pointed at Zhang Laibao, and said, "What's the use of having a head? Let me teach you, you go into the mountains in the spring, look for the walnut hillock with jujube vines, and climb over there." Make a hole in the ground, tie them there with a big iron chain, and let them eat in the mountains at ordinary times."
"Oh!" Zhang Laibao couldn't help exclaiming when he heard this, "Don't say it, it's really good."
"Really?" Zhang Yuanmin was thoughtful, and before Zhang Laibao found out the problem, he took the initiative to solve it for him: "It's going to be winter, you go to that field, pull two pieces of empty barrel trees, and let the two blind men go there Drill in, and then you lock the ground traps, let them hibernate inside, and let them out in the spring of the next year."
"oops!"
Zhang Laibao couldn't help but let out another exclamation, but Zhang Laibao continued to say: "This thing has grown up. When you want to kill the gall, you feed them some medicine, and the gall will come down. You know that the bear gall is now How much is one? That’s more than one thousand.”
Zhang Laibao looked at Zhang Yuanmin in surprise, and exclaimed, "Big crotch...ah, no, brother Zhang, you have a good brain."
(End of this chapter)
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