The whole mountain is my hunting ground.

Chapter 230 Zhang Yuanmin stands up

On the way down the mountain, Zhao Jun and Zhou Chengguo parted ways and went home.

Before leaving the mountain field, Zhao Jun took off his white coat and leggings, and put them all in his shoulder pocket.

When he got home, it was only after two o'clock in the afternoon, which surprised Wang Meilan. After asking Zhao Jun and knowing that he didn't encounter any trouble at work, the mother was relieved.

When Zhao Youcai came back in the evening, Zhao Jun didn't tell him about his trip to the mountain to hunt tigers. He just had dinner and went back to his room to sleep.

It was only past six o'clock, but it was already dark, and there were no entertainment activities this year, so it was not surprising to go to bed early.

Not only Zhao Jun, many of the tenants in the huts in the 77 Lengchang who were tired all day also lay down, and some even started to snore.

It is not easy for the workers who do the work, and it is even more difficult for the workers who do the trick work. They have to get up at two o'clock every morning to feed the animals, and they have to have breakfast after five o'clock and prepare to go up the mountain.

In this shack, more than [-] people slept on a large kang, and most of them were already lying down, sleeping, or chatting.

But only one person was sitting leaning against the pillow, reading with relish the comic book in his hand by the kerosene lamp on his head.

This person is Zhang Yuanmin.

At this time, Zhang Yuanmin faintly heard that the two tenants on his left who were three people away from him were chatting.

A man named Ma Xiaoguang faced the people beside him and said, "Let me tell you something."

"What's the matter, what do you say?"

"Today, before I left my trumpet to pull logs and came back, I saw a jumping cat with a cover passing by the side of the road."

"Then you didn't chase?"

"Chasing." Ma Xiaoguang said mysteriously, "Guess what happened after I chased him."

"what is wrong?"

Ma Xiaoguang said: "I looked at the footprints of the jumping cat and ran into a hole."

"What's the matter? You didn't dig it out?"

"No." Ma Xiaoguang pursed his lips, and said, "That's a fucking blind warehouse."

"What?" The listener exclaimed, "How do you know?"

Ma Xiaoguang said: "There is a layer of frost hanging on the entrance of the cave, there must be a black and blind man living in it."

"We can't deal with black and blind people." The listener said, "That thing, you have to find someone who understands it."

Ma Xiaoguang slammed it down and said, "Tell me, a black blind man has a gall of more than 1000 yuan. It's worth our work for several years. Why don't we use a big ax to do it?"

"Go to your grandma and grandson, no matter how many years you have worked, you can't go." At this time, the person on Ma Xiaoguang's right said, "You can kill Tiancangzi at most with a big axe, but this is Dicangzi. You How to kill? I said you should stop soon, we don’t have that method, wouldn’t it be death if we went there?”

Hearing this, Ma Xiaoguang turned over and said to the person on his right: "Old Xu, tell me, can I find that old guy from 78 Lengchang, his nephew?"

"It's impossible to find him." The man shook his head and said, "It seems that when you go to him, there is a saying that people with guns and dogs can't divide you."

"Ah, yes."

"Hehehe..."

At this moment, a burst of laughter was heard not far away.

Ma Xiaoguang looked around and saw Zhang Yuanmin sitting up from the bed, looking at them with a smile.

Facing Ma Xiaoguang's gaze, Zhang Yuanmin closed the villain book in his hand and burst out laughing.

"Who the hell is calling what?"

"If you don't sleep, others don't sleep?"

"Screaming at night, do you want to die?"

All of a sudden, the crowd in the shack was furious, and Jiang Jinyou, who was sleeping on Zhang Yuanmin's left, was also woken up by him.

Jiang Jinyou pushed Zhang Yuanmin and said in a daze, "I said, Lao Zhang, what are you going to do if you don't sleep at night?"

Pushed by Jiang Jinyou, Zhang Yuanmin's laughter stopped abruptly, but he turned his head, stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Jinyou and said, "Old Jiang, don't sleep, get up quickly, something good will happen."

"You're just fucking nonsense." Jiang Jinyou became even angrier when he heard it, and said angrily, "It's late at night, what good things can you do, go to sleep, and read the whole broken book every day, I don't know what you can do." What do you see?"

"Okay." Zhang Yuanmin nodded, and said, "If you don't get up, don't blame me. When the time comes, I will lead Ma Xiaoguang to kill the black blind warehouse. Don't say I won't take you."

"What?" Jiang Jinyou got up as soon as he heard the words, looked at Zhang Yuanmin in surprise, and asked, "What did you say?"

At this time, not only Jiang Jinyou, but all the sober tenants in the shack cast their eyes on him.

Especially Ma Xiaoguang who found the black blind warehouse.

"What's the matter? Big crotch, you can still kill a black blind man?" Ma Xiaoguang looked at Zhang Yuanmin and asked.

Zhang Yuanmin smiled coldly, raised his head slightly, pointed his nostrils at Ma Xiaoguang, and said arrogantly: "You remove the word 'ah', and talk to me again."

This time, not only Ma Xiaoguang was surprised, but the surrounding tenants all looked at him in surprise.

"Big crotch, with your small size, how can you still kill Heixiazicang?"

"Do you still believe him? Do you listen to his vernacular? When the blind man comes out, can he run away with his big crotch?"

"Hahaha……"

The crowd burst into laughter.

It was a good laugh, and all the sleeping tenants in the shack woke up, and only after asking did they realize that there was such a commotion.

Facing everyone's questioning and ridicule, Zhang Yuanmin didn't care, just smiled coldly, then raised his right hand, raised three fingers, waved in front of everyone, and said, "I killed three black blind men this winter. warehouse!"

"What?" Zhang Yuanmin's words shocked everyone in the shack instantly.

As for Zhang Yuanmin's high-spirited appearance, he really has that posture.And his confident words made everyone trust him even more.

But how did they know that it was true that Zhang Yuanmin had killed three black blind men, but not only failed to kill any of them, he even narrowly escaped death several times.

Seeing Zhang Yuanmin like this, these gangsters thought that if he killed three blind black men in one winter, he killed three black bears.

"Are you blowing it?" Among the more than 20 people, some were still sober after all, and a man named Li Yuan asked Zhang Yuanmin directly, saying: "You are so small, the tree hole should be higher, you can step on a ladder." No, tell me how you killed it?"

Zhang Yuanmin snorted coldly, raised his neck and said, "Okay, Brother Zhang will tell you about it today."

Several people surrounded Zhang Yuanmin in an instant, and they saw Zhang Yuanmin sitting in the middle. Because he was the shortest, he was immediately covered by the people around him.

But seeing Zhang Yuanmin's high spirits, he said loudly: "The first black blind man I killed, Cang, was chopped with a big axe, so let's not mention it."

"Don't forget to mention..."

At this time, Li Yuan wanted to say something again, but Zhang Yuanmin slid past him, and he sped up his speech, saying: "The second warehouse I killed was also a Tiancangzi. I will lead us to garrison Chen Dalai. He took a No. 16 stick for solo playing."

Hearing this, all the householders were completely silent, and they all focused on Zhang Yuanmin, because what he said had a nose and eyes, and people had to believe it.

Zhang Yuanmin continued: "We all know that the black blind man is very powerful. If he doesn't beat his head or heart, he won't die, but I'll just do it. It's easy!"

"What chicken?" A low-educated householder asked, unable to understand, "Did you make a big rooster entangle you?"

"It's a trick, not a chicken, it's a good idea!" Zhang Yuanmin explained to them, and then said: "I asked Chen Dalai to shoot directly, and suffocated the blind man in the tree barn."

"Aren't you blind for nothing?" Even if these people don't know how to hunt, they know more or less about it after hanging out in the mountains all year round.

Zhang Yuanmin waved his hand at this man, pulling the idiom and said: "You don't know something, when I went that day, I went to our forest farm to borrow a chainsaw from the leader Zhou of the logistics department, and beat the black blind man to death. Just use the chain saw to release the tree."

"Oh! That's a good move." Someone in the crowd praised: "Chain saws, we don't have any shortages."

"Yes." Another person continued: "We don't have a gun, we can stab it with a knife, just stab it into the tree and it's over."

"I said big crotch, you are amazing, did you think of this move?"

"That's right!" Zhang Yuanmin smiled complacently, raised his head, looked around the crowd, and asked, "Then do you know how I killed the third warehouse?"

Everyone shook their heads, only to hear Zhang Yuanmin say: "I don't need a single shot to kill this warehouse."

"Don't keep it up, just tell me."

Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "I used explosives."

Everyone: "..."

This chatter, it doesn't cost a knife or a shot, you use explosives.

Someone said: "Throwing explosives in it, did you saw the tree again?"

"No." Zhang Yuanmin bowed slightly and lowered his head, causing everyone around him to bow their heads. He heard Zhang Yuanmin say, "This is a stone warehouse. In Datiaoshitang, a chainsaw is useless at all."

"Then you blow up the black blind man inside, how can you get out?"

"Who said he was blind?" Zhang Yuanmin frowned, and said, "This is a big bear!"

Bully!

As soon as this remark was made, a gasping voice was heard in the crowd, and Zhang Yuanmin raised two fingers again, and said proudly: "[-] catties of big bear!"

"My God! How bold is that?"

"How big is it?" Zhang Yuanmin changed his hands, two fingers became three, and said: "Big bears weigh more than three catties!"

Hearing that Zhang Yuanmin even knew how much bear bile was, it must have been killed by Xiong Cangzi, and all the tenants immediately discussed it.

"Old Zhang, what did you do?" Jiang Jinyou was the only one who called Zhang Yuanmin "Old Zhang" in the entire Lengchang. At this time, he was completely sleepy, and asked Zhang Yuanmin, "Then old Shen, why don't you blow up the stone hole for him?" Even an old cow can't be dragged out of it."

"Oh, old cow!" Zhang Yuanmin said disdainfully: "I put the explosives in the hole, and then called Cangzi, and let the big bear crawl out by itself. It broke both of its legs."

After Zhang Yuanmin finished speaking, he heard a burst of praise from the shack.

But at this time, someone poured a basin of cold water, and it was Li Yuan who spoke just now, and he said: "You are explosives, and you are also a lead wire. If you can fix it, where are we going to fix it?"

"That's right." Ma Xiaoguang said, "We don't even have guns."

"Hmph." Zhang Yuanmin glanced at Li Yuan disdainfully, then looked at Ma Xiaoguang and said, "You have to trust me, you will come with me tomorrow and see if I don't use guns or explosives, why would I let you do this black blind man?" down."

"Old Zhang, don't make trouble." Jiang Jinyou felt that something was wrong when he heard it, and hurriedly grabbed Zhang Yuanmin's arm and said, "That black blind man is not just playing around."

"Oh!" Zhang Yuanmin raised his face to the shed, pulled his arms, and said to Jiang Jinyou: "When you get up early tomorrow, don't play tricks with Ma Xiaoguang. Listen to me and tell you a trick, and you will know that you can do it." Can't do it."

Hearing what Zhang Yuanmin said, Ma Xiaoguang looked happy, mainly because Zhang Yuanmin's record just now was too bluffing, and it seemed that this big crotch was really good.

Furthermore, whether it will be successful or not will be decided tomorrow morning, and if it is not successful, work will not be delayed.

Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoguang said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Big crotch, then I will..."

"What do you call me?" Zhang Yuanmin raised his hand, stopped Ma Xiaoguang's words, and said to him, "You have to call me Brother Zhang, and if you call me Big Crotch, I won't go with you. Don't think you know a black man." It’s a big deal for the blind man, I, Zhang Yuanmin, can’t miss a bear or two.”

"Oh, brother Zhang, brother Zhang, I was wrong." Ma Xiaoguang heard the words and quickly admitted his mistake.

At this time, someone from the side came up to Zhang Yuanmin and said to him, "Brother...Brother Zhang, why don't you bring me another one?"

"You?" Zhang Yuanmin glanced at him and said, "It's safe to have five of us. I, Lao Jiang, Xiaoguang, and you are fine."

"Thank you Brother Zhang, thank you Brother Zhang."

"Brother Zhang, take me with you too."

"Take me."

"Heh, I know I'm called Brother Zhang at this time." Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "Don't worry, we just have tricks and tricks in our heads. If we don't get it this time, we'll find Heixiazicang next time." , I will take you there, no matter if it is Tiancangzi or Dicangzi, I can kill it."

The more Zhang Yuanmin said, the more evil he became, then Li Yuan squeezed away from the left and right, gave Zhang Yuanmin a flattering smile, and said: "Brother Zhang, don't you still need someone, why don't you take me with you."

Zhang Yuanmin glanced at him, and when Li Yuan felt uneasy, Zhang Yuanmin nodded and said, "That's all right, it's up to you."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Yuanmin waved his hands, kicked his legs, pressed the quilt beside him on his body, and said, "Sleep."

Zhang Yuanmin turned over and fell asleep, but in this shack, all the tenants didn't sleep well all night.

If a bear bile sells for 500 yuan, then the five of them will share it, and each will get 300 yuan. To them, that is a huge sum of money.

Although they didn't sleep well all night, all the households had to get up to feed the animals the next morning.

Only Zhang Yuanmin was left sleeping on the kang in the room.

When it was nearly four o'clock, when all the tenants came back from the outside, they saw that the kerosene lamps in the shack had already been lit.

"Brother...Brother Zhang may be awake." After last night, all the tenants forcibly changed their previous address to Zhang Yuanmin, but it will not be easy to get used to it.

Jiang Jinyou took the first step, pushed open the door of the shack, and saw Zhang Yuanmin sitting cross-legged on the kang with a kerosene lamp on his head.

"Old Zhang, what are you doing?"

Go to bed early, wake up early.

Zhang Yuanmin glanced at Jiang Jinyou, and didn't look at the other households. He just picked up the comic book next to him, and opened a page nestled inside. There is only black and white pen and ink, but it depicts raging flames.

And under the picture, there is a small line of poem: Don't let Xiahou boast of courage, so teach Zhuge to show his prestige.Straight to be frightened Cao concealed the courage, fledgling first success!
What's more remarkable is that on the Xiahou's Xia character, there is a "Xia" written in pencil. This is because Zhang Yuanmin knows few characters and can't pinyin. Character.

Zhang Yuanmin glanced at the book, and when he looked up at the crowd again, he opened his mouth and said, "Don't let black bears boast about your strength, so teach the people to show their prestige. You must frighten the coworkers, and the first battle when you first arrive in Lengchang!"

(End of this chapter)