The whole mountain is my hunting ground.

Chapter 618 Boy Urine Shoots the Little Ghost (September Monthly Ticket Adds 9)

Zhao Jun sat at Zhang Yuanmin's house for half an hour, told Zhang Yuanmin about tomorrow's plan, got up and left.

When Zhao Jun led the sheep back home, he just caught up with Wang Meilan pushing open the door and pouring dirty water out.

Seeing Zhao Jun coming back, Wang Meilan ran over with a basin in her hand.

"Mom!" Zhao Jun said urgently, "You're not wearing a coat, so don't catch a cold."

"It's okay, it's okay." Wang Meilan said to Zhao Jun, "Son, why did you come back?"

"Oh!" Zhao Jun sighed, but then smiled and said, "I don't want to let my dad stop eating?"

"Ah!" Wang Meilan also sighed suddenly, and said with emotion: "My eldest son is just good and filial!"

Zhao Jun smiled when he heard the words, and said to Wang Meilan: "Mom, we are summoning my father to let him see this sheep."

"No!" Wang Meilan said decisively: "I'll go in first, call him the house, first let him see the tiger cub skin you brought back! After that, you go directly to the house for the sheep."

"Oh my god." Zhao Jun exclaimed, "You are even more ruthless!"

"Heh!" Wang Meilan sneered and said, "He still scolded me for a long time when you left!"

After speaking, Wang Meilan turned around and ran into the house, while Zhao Jun led the sheep and waited in the courtyard.

At this time, the lights in the house were lit, and it was pitch black outside.Zhao Jun put it outside and could see the inside of his house.But looking out from the house, nothing can be seen.

As soon as Wang Meilan entered the room, she yelled to the east room, "His father, come quickly!"

At this time, Zhao Youcai, who had just finished drinking, was hugging the two daughters, telling the story of his past whistling in the mountains and forests.

Zhao Hong and Zhao Na didn't want to listen to it at first, but they couldn't help being hooked by the doll, so the two little girls had no choice but to listen to Zhao Youcai's rambling.

At this time, hearing his mother calling him father, Zhao Hong hurriedly said to Zhao Youcai, "Dad, my mother is calling you."

Hearing this, Zhao Youcai glanced at the door and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Come here!" Wang Meilan urged, "Come to my son's room! Hurry up!"

Zhao Youcai heard that Wang Meilan's tone was a little anxious, and immediately lifted his arms from the two little girls, sat up and asked, "What's wrong? Are there mice?"

"Come here!"

Hearing Wang Meilan's repeated urging, Zhao Youcai went down to the ground, put on his shoes and walked towards the west room.

As soon as she entered the west room, she saw Wang Meilan sitting on the kang, with two white cloth rolls beside her.

Zhao Youcai was startled, knowing that the rolled white cloth bag was specially sewn by Wang Meilan to hold valuable leather.

But now in my own home, that is, the tiger cub skin I beat in the morning is worth a lot.

But why are there two volumes?

Could it be that I drank too much and watched double images?
Zhao Youcai raised his hand, rubbed his eyes, and saw that Wang Meilan opened a roll, pulled out a piece of lynx skin from the cloth pocket, and spread it on Zhao Junkang.

Then he looked at Zhao Youcai and said, "You called this morning."

"Ah!" Zhao Youcai was taken aback for a moment, not knowing what Wang Meilan was going to do, so he just nodded and said, "I did it!"

Wang Meilan also nodded, then pulled another roll, and under Zhao Youcai's surprised gaze, opened it and took out the leather inside.

Seeing that there was another lynx skin in the house, Zhao Youcai was a little confused and couldn't react for a while.

As for Wang Meilan, she put this lynx skin on top of each other, and this lynx skin is covering all the other ones underneath.

Wang Meilan raised her head, looked at Zhao Youcai and said, "This was hit by my son!"

"What?" Zhao Youcai couldn't believe his ears at all, but at this moment, the door of the outer room opened, and Zhao Jun first came in from the outside, and then turned around and pulled the sheep.

The sheep had never entered the house, and it didn't go in without saying anything. Zhao Jun grabbed the rope with one hand and pulled the horns in with the other, making the sheep "Ah!"

When Zhao Youcai heard the sheep bleating, he turned around and looked outside.At this time, he was standing at the door, and when he turned his head, he saw the sheep led by Zhao Jun.

Zhao Youcai blinked, frowned and said, "What are you doing for the sheep out of the pen?"

Zhao Jun stepped aside, exposed the sheep's head, showed it to Zhao Youcai, and said, "Dad, take a look, this is the sheep I took away this morning, and I brought it back again."

"Ah?" Zhao Youcai felt something was wrong, but he still took two steps in front of Zhao Jun and said, "Is this our sheep?"

"Then whose family could it be?" Zhao Jun laughed and said, "There are two ewes in our family, one is big and this is the small one."

As he said that, Zhao Jun yanked the sheep forward severely, and said, "Look, Dad, there are still marks on this body."

Zhao Youcai frowned, and wrote the word Zhao in blue color on the sheep.

This is the mark of their sheep. Because Wang Meilan used to herd sheep every day, she was afraid that her own sheep would mix with other people's or be picked up by others, and it would be easy to cause verbal disputes, so she made a mark.

Moreover, this mark has been done for a long time, and the color is not only dim, but also broken in some places.

Zhao Youcai knew at a glance that this was indeed his sheep.But in the next second, Zhao Youcai stared and asked Zhao Jun loudly, "Didn't you say that the sheep are on the mountain?"

"Who said that?" Zhao Jun said: "I didn't say it, I just said I didn't bring it back!"

"You..." Zhao Youcai panicked for a while, secretly thinking that something is wrong.

At this time, Zhao Jun explained: "I came back this afternoon to put food at my brother Zhang's house. I took too much food, so I tied the sheep to his house."

"Crack!" Suddenly, Wang Meilan patted Zhao Youcai on the shoulder, which made Zhao Youcai startled. As soon as Zhao Youcai turned around, Wang Meilan said: "Today, my son hit a tiger cub too. Didn't you just look at it? Put the leather there Well, it’s a circle bigger than the one you hit.”

Zhao Youcai: "I..."

"What am I... Hey? Hey!" Wang Meilan held back a lot of words, but she saw Zhao Youcai rushing to the east room in three steps, and closed the door behind her.

Let Zhao Youcai be arrogant all night, Wang Meilan can't let him go easily, the key is that Zhao Youcai said at the dinner table that his pocket will increase by five yuan next month, this matter must be explained clearly.

But when Wang Meilan chased and opened the door, she saw Zhao Youcai standing on the kang.

He pulled down the quilt and dragged the mattress to spread on the kang.Then he threw the pillow to the edge of the Kang, sat down on the mattress, pulled off the quilt and stretched it out, and when he lay down, the quilt had already covered his body.

Wang Meilan chased to the edge of the kang, but saw that Zhao Youcai had closed his eyes. Wang Meilan stretched out her right hand and pointed her index finger at Zhao Youcai's forehead, but she heard Zhao Youcai say, "Don't poke me, I'm going to bed, and I have to go to work tomorrow!"

"Hehe." Wang Meilan couldn't help being happy. She had known Zhao Youcai for so many years, and knew that this old boy had a weird personality and was a little mean.But it's the first time I've seen Zhao Youcai playing a rascal.

Wang Meilan turned her head and glanced at Zhao Jun, but seeing Zhao Jun shaking his head at her, she led the sheep away.Wang Meilan took off her shoes and got on the kang, spread all the quilts, and asked the two little girls to take off their clothes and go to bed.

I slept a little early today, but Zhao Hong and Zhao Na felt that the atmosphere was not right, so they all got into bed obediently.

When Zhao Jun came back, the lights in the east room had already been turned off. The two mothers looked at each other and smiled. Zhao Jun went back to the house and poured the hot water from the thermos into the basin. book.

Right now is not the season for letting the mountains go. If there is no harvest in a few days, we can only wait for the next year.

After Zhao Jun memorized the two methods of frying the seeds, and the water in the basin was warm, Zhao Jun poured out the water and went to sleep on the kang.

……

In the dead of night, in the mail room of Yong'an Forest Farm, Li Ruhai was sleeping soundly.

I have to say, this kid is very stable.

Li Ruhai had already made up his mind that Zhang Laifa would come tonight, and when he came, he would knock on the window first to wake him up.So, I slept steadily and waited for Zhang Lai to send it.

Just after one o'clock in the morning, a group of security guards had just patrolled the gate, and Zhang Laifa came outside the reception room.

Today, he was still wearing a raincoat that mopped the floor, and he walked quickly to the window and raised his hand to knock on it.

Li Ruhai, who was sleeping soundly in the room, woke up suddenly, and heard whining noises outside the window. Through the thin white curtains, Li Ruhai could vaguely see someone outside baring their teeth and gesticulating.

It's really scary, but knowing what's going on, the trick doesn't work.

Li Ruhai lifted the quilt from his body. Today he didn't even take off his coat and trousers. Li Ruhai quickly got off the kang and came to the door in a few steps.

Before going to bed last night, Li Ruhai put Feedluo at the door. He groped to lift the wooden cover on it, and a foul smell went straight into Li Ruhai's nose.

Li Ruhai held his breath, lifted Heideluo up with caress, and with the other hand he hooked the door lock.

Immediately afterwards, Li Ruhai yanked the door with his left hand, jumped out of the door with Feed Luo in his hand, and shouted at the "three heads and six arms": "Hey!"

"Oh my god!" he shouted, but Zhang Laifa was shocked.

Zhang Laifa turned around subconsciously, under the moonlight, Li Ruhai could clearly see his terrified face!
Li Ruhai exerted force with his right hand, and raised Feed Luo high, and put his left hand in his pocket, and his upper body drove his arms forward to exert force.

wow...

A bucket of boy urine was slapped on Zhang Laifa's face!

"Puff...cough...cough..." Zhang Laibao choked on his urine.

At this moment, he had urine all over his nose and mouth, and urine all over his face, dripping down his cheeks.

Zhang Laifa raised his hand to wipe his face, and seeing Li Ruhai standing opposite him with a Heidero in his hand, Zhang Laifa pointed at Li Ruhai and said, "No coincidence, Riva's!"

"What?" Hearing Zhang Laifa's ambiguous words, Li Ruhai was taken aback for a moment, then reacted, and scolded: "You bastard, how dare you scold me!"

As he said that, Li Ruhai threw Feed Luo at Zhang Laifa, then pulled the big broom in the corner, and slapped Zhang Laifa!
"Qiao Liwa!" Zhang Laifa cursed indistinctly, but was knocked to the ground by Li Ruhai with a broom.

The big broom for sweeping the yard was made of willow sticks, and when it was swung up, it whistled in the wind. Li Ruhai swung the broom, and slapped Zhang Laifa on the head, making Zhang Laifa howl again and again.

The night wind blew past, carrying Zhang Laifa's screams into the distance, and the two patrolling security guards heard the screams, looked at each other, and instantly took off the semi-automatic rifles on their shoulders, and pulled them wide with a "click". Hitch, load and load.

　When I was writing in a good state, there was a power outage, and the update was a little late

　　
　
(End of this chapter)