The whole mountain is my hunting ground.

Chapter 691

If it is described according to fantasy novels, tonight is the birth of the fourth of the Zhang family's magic soldiers - Dun Badger.

At this moment, the fork was pinned to the badger's neck, and the badger's head was folded up.

The two-pronged fork head, the back teeth pressed down on the badger's neck, and the upper teeth pressed up against the badger's jaw. The badger couldn't even open its mouth.

Looking at Zhang Yuanmin again, he twisted his arms vigorously, and there was a bang sound, the badger's celestial cap stuck to his neck, and the badger's nose touched the base of its neck.

The badger died instantly.

No matter how rough the skin is, if the neck is twisted, he should die, right?
"Damn!" Zhao Jun was startled when he saw this, hurriedly stepped forward to take a look at the dying badger, and then looked back at Zhang Yuanmin in surprise.

At this time, the two were very close. Under the light of the flashlight, Zhang Yuanmin raised the corners of his eyes and eyebrows at Zhao Jun.Although he didn't say a word, Zhao Jun understood what he meant.

Zhao Jun gave Zhang Yuanmin a thumbs-up and said, "Brother, you are amazing."

"Hehe." Zhang Yuanmin raised his neck and said with a smile, "Brother, how are you doing? Is your elder brother's badger fork okay?"

"Oh!" Zhao Jun exclaimed suddenly, which shocked Zhang Yuanmin.

But I heard Zhao Jun say: "Brother, I know why your thing is called a stewed badger fork. With this, our family can stew badger meat every day."

Zhang Yuanmin: "..."

This time it was Zhao Jun who made Zhang Yuanmin speechless.

Zhang Yuanmin didn't say anything at first, went to grab Badger silently by the back of the neck, and then drove Erhei and Heilong away.When the badger was in his hand, Zhang Yuanmin turned around and asked Zhao Jun, "Brother, have you read "Feng Shen Yan Yi"?"

"No." Zhao Jun hugged the bitten dragon, comforted it, and said to Zhang Yuanmin, "Brother, I never read comic books."

Zhang Yuanmin curled his lips and said helplessly, "He's not a stew."

"Ah?" Zhao Jun frowned and asked suspiciously, "Which stew is that?"

At this moment, Zhang Yuanmin hurriedly said to Zhao Jun, "Brother, open up this badger, and he will come whenever he goes!"

"No need!" Zhao Jun waved his hands and said, "Brother, go quickly, I'll go find you in a while!"

There's no way, people have sharp weapons, so they can't let them do the rough work of disembowelling and bloodletting.

Zhang Yuanmin was also polite, and took Erhei to help Heihu.But Qinglong and Heilong stayed by Zhao Jun's side all the time.

After Zhao Jun disemboweled the badger and bled it, he grabbed the sack dropped by Zhang Yuanmin, put the badger inside, and wiped his dirty hands on Qinglong.

At this time, in the southeast direction of Zhao Jun, about 200 meters away, is the corn field of Liu Mei's family.

Liu Mei's mother is a women's director, and her father is a teacher.In Yong'an Forest District, although there are not many educated people, few even have finished junior high school.But here, teachers are extraordinarily respected.

People in Yong'an Forest District believe that beating and scolding teachers is just like beating and scolding parents, which are only done by animals.

Therefore, even ten or twenty years ago, in the land of Yong'an Forest District, no one felt bad for the teacher.

Just like the autumn harvest, the work in Liu Mei's family was not done by Li Ruhai, but by Teacher Liu's students and their parents.

Their corn stalks were all chopped off, and each of them hugged each other and tied them into a bundle. They were all tied together and stood on the sunny side.

These corn stalks were all dried in the sun when the weather was good a while ago.Liu Mei's mother said that the fire should be returned to the field, but Teacher Liu said that it should be left in the field.When someone comes to herd cattle in winter, the cattle can still be eaten.

There is no fodder these days, let alone feeding grain to cattle.In winter, the big cowherd will drive the cows out and let the cows find some wormwood and tree twigs to eat.

It would be great for winter cows if there were corn leaves in the field.

This is the case with the cattle that pull the carts, even if it is two or thirty years later, when Zhao Jun is reborn.The cows here still live like this in winter.Those who can eat feed and bean cakes must be cows that can bring benefits to people.

Teacher Liu is kind-hearted and willing to make things convenient for others.Therefore, even if his land is cleaned up, those corn stalks are piled up in the southeast corner of his land.

And on the two-acre open space of Liu's house, the black tiger was chasing a big badger at full speed.

This badger is not small, but unlike other badgers, it is not only thin, but also has no hair on its back!
This is a dirt bike.

Before hibernating, badgers will redecorate their burrows, dig out a large amount of soil, and transport it far away to form a pile.

They are good at digging, but when the dug soil is shipped out, it is a troublesome thing.

So, there is a dirt bike.

Some people say that dirt bikes are raccoon dogs.But raccoons live in badger holes, and they sneak in in winter when the badgers are hibernating.

And the real dirt bike is mostly the one with the lowest status among this group of badgers.

The so-called dirt cart, as the name suggests, is used to transport soil.The badger acts as a dirt cart, lying flat in the cave, allowing other badgers to pile up the soil on its belly, and then another badger grabs the tail of the dirt cart and pulls it out of the cave.

In this way, the dirt truck had to face down and was dragged by the companions to the place where the dirt was unloaded.Then, the two badgers walked back together again.After entering the hole, the dirt bike continued to lie down.

Those who pull the dirt cart can change shifts, but there is only one dirt cart, and when the soil in the hole is cleaned out, the back of the dirt cart is not only hairless, but the skin on the back is worn out.

Frayed, scabbed, worn out again...

Dirt cars suffer.

The point is, if you don't work for a day, you will work for a lifetime.

As long as the badger doesn't die, it will still be a dirt bike next year.Even if it partners with other badgers, people still use it as a dirt bike.

This dirt cart is also aggrieved and has been pulling dirt since the beginning of autumn. It's finally all right for a while, and I'm thinking about finding something to eat, but I didn't expect to meet the black tiger.

When the black tiger threw the badger down, as the black tiger turned around rapidly, a badger and a dog turned around at the same time!
Badger turned around abruptly, wanting to fight Heihu desperately, but when he looked back, he was in a daze!
Where is the dog?

The dog that bit it was gone.

Badger stood up and turned around to watch carefully, and saw a big black guy standing not far away, about one and a half meters away from him, its dog eyes glowing dimly in the darkness.

The badger didn't know why the black tiger didn't get entangled with him, but when he saw the black tiger retreating, he thought that the black tiger was afraid of him.

This badger, if you want to subdivide it, it belongs to the dog badger. It has some relatives with the "flat-headed brother" honey badger, and its personality is quite fierce.

At this moment, it felt that it had scared the black tiger away without even saying a word, and immediately boosted its confidence, it turned its head and rushed towards the black tiger.

When the badger got close to the black tiger, it wanted to jump up and take a bite of the black tiger, but before the badger got up, the black tiger stretched out its good front paw and pinned the badger down. Press down hard on the back of the head.

Badger slammed his chin to the ground, his whole body shook suddenly, and he couldn't help feeling a little dazed for a while.

The black tiger suppressed the badger with one blow, but its other front leg was injured. When this front leg was pressing on the badger, it could not stand still.

Heihu retracted his claws and walked around behind Badger.As soon as the badger came back to his senses, he felt that the pressure on his body disappeared, and he immediately regained his energy.

However, this badger who has been bullied all the year round knows the current affairs.Feeling that he was no match, he immediately wanted to slip away.

But at this moment, the black tiger had already come behind it, looked at the badger's hairless back with disgust, and the black tiger grabbed the back of the badger's neck with one bite.

Then, Heihu's hind legs exerted strength, and his front body was lifted up suddenly.As the black tiger got up, it flicked its head upwards.

At this time, the badger turned his back to the black tiger, with the black tiger holding his neck, and the whole lower body got up like a swing.

At this time, Heihu let go, and saw the badger in mid-air, with its butt up and its head down.

And it's still going up, and it's still turning.

When the badger turned his head up, he saw the moon in the sky.Today is not a full moon, a crescent moon hangs in the sky.

Immediately afterwards, the badger, which had turned 360 degrees, was still going up and turning.

At this time, it is lying on its belly in mid-air.

It's too late, it's too soon.

In the blink of an eye, the badger circled three times in mid-air.For these two seconds, Badger was in a daze.

Three laps have passed, and Badger has come to the highest point from the ground in its life.

Badger paused slightly, and fell straight down!

Isn't there such an experiment?
A person stretches out his hands and lets a kitten lie on his hands with its belly up. After pulling his hands away suddenly, the kitten will land on its four paws steadily.

This badger turned [-] degrees in the air, and when it landed on all fours, it was only shaken a bit, and its head felt dizzy.

Its head was almost stuck to the ground, a pair of small eyes swept around, trying to see where the big black cripple, which was worse than its own kind, had gone.

Of course it couldn't see it, and the black tiger was behind it at this time.

The black tiger took a step forward, bit the badger on the back of the neck, and swung it upward again.

The badger rose in a circle and broke the ground clearance record he had just set, but soon fell to the ground again.

Still landing on all fours, because the fall was so fast, Heihu didn't even see how this guy adjusted in mid-air.

When it landed, the badger was even more stunned. It shook its head violently, stretched its limbs and wanted to run.But in the next second, the back of the neck was grabbed by the black tiger again.

Zhao Jun's food is good recently, and Heihu eats a lot of delicious food, and Zhao Hong secretly feeds Wang Meilan's pancakes.After Zhao Hong finished feeding, Zhao Na continued to feed secretly.

If you want to change to another dog, after eating so much oil and water, you will become greedy, and you will not even eat if you eat bad food.

But the black tiger is different. It can eat fat meat, pancakes, potatoes and melons.No matter what food was given to it, except for the few days when it followed the little bear's butt, the black tiger never had food left.

In addition, this dog ran around all day, and had exercised a whole body of tendons, and its body shape and weight were as close as that of the big fat, which can be described as a brute force.

When it swung the badger up for the third time, the dirt bike reached the pinnacle of badger life.

This time when he fell down again, Badger couldn't control his body anymore. He landed on his side and bounced on the ground.When I was stable, I wanted to get up but found that my legs were weak.

Heihu took a step forward, wanting to play again, but heard a loud shout from a distance: "Hey!"

Zhang Yuanmin is here!
Holding the badger fork in one hand and the flashlight in the other, he ran towards the black tiger in small steps.

Originally, he had brought Er Hei with him, but Er Hei seemed to have discovered something on the way, and he didn't know where he went.

When Heihu looked at Zhang Yuanmin, the badger got up tremblingly, but it seemed that both of his right legs had been thrown out of order, and the pain was excruciating within two steps.

I can't even walk, let alone run!

At this time, Zhang Yuanmin came up to him, and with a flashlight he struck forward, and the badger's fork stuck out, and its two teeth pierced into the soil from both sides of the badger's neck.

In this way, the badger was directly nailed to the ground.At this time, the badger put its paws on the ground, trying to pull its head out of the fork.

The badger's head was not much thicker than the neck. Seeing that the badger was about to poke its head out, Zhang Yuanmin pulled out the fork and hit it again. The fork was swinging on the badger's head.

If it was hit with a stick, the badger would still be able to struggle a little longer, but the fork head is welded with steel bars, short and thick, and it can be swung quite vigorously.

With this blow, Badger's body was smashed to pieces on the ground, and he died immediately.

"Aw! Aw!" Seeing that Badger was dead, Heihu lay down on the ground and wagged his tail when he saw Zhang Yuanmin.

Zhang Yuanmin stuck the fork beside Badger's body, squatted down next to Badger's body, put the flashlight on the ground, and then pulled out a knife to open Badger's body.

Zhang Yuanmin cut open the belly, pierced it with the tip of the knife, and pulled the skin on the belly with one hand to separate the belly from the internal organs, saving the knife from scratching the internal organs.

This is not to keep the internal organs of the badger, but to fear that the intestines will be scratched, so that the chest will be full of feces, and it will be difficult to clean up at that time.

After the knife sliced ​​through Badger's chest, Zhang Yuanmin used the knife to cut off the trachea, took out all the internal organs of Badger, and put them down in front of Heihu.

Heihu lowered his head and sniffed, then stood up and left.

Zhang Yuanmin ignored Heihu and went to find Zhao Jun with his badger.But before he went far, he saw Zhao Jun walking towards here with Qinglong, Heilong and Erhei carrying a sack on his back.

"Brother!" Zhang Yuanmin lifted the badger, Zhao Jun put the sack on his shoulder, Zhang Yuanmin went to pull the mouth of the sack, and shined a flashlight inside, only to find that there were three badgers inside.

Without waiting for Zhang Yuanmin to ask, Zhao Jun said, "Just now Erhei caught another one."

"Tsk!" Zhang Yuanmin smacked his mouth and smiled at Zhao Jun: "Brother, just you dogs, you catch badgers and sell them for skin every day, and you can make a fortune."

Zhao Jun smiled when he heard the words, and lowered his body to touch Qinglong's dog's head.

……

At this time, Zhao Jun's home.

Wang Meilan sent Li Dayong out of the outhouse, and when Li Dayong pushed the door, Wang Meilan said: "Dayong, stop beating the children, it's almost done."

"Yeah." Li Dayong waved his hands and said, "Sister-in-law, don't send it off, go back to the house."

After speaking, Li Dayong left.

When Wang Meilan turned back to the back room, she saw that Zhao Youcai was already picking up the table.

It was past ten o'clock, Zhao Hong and Zhao Na couldn't stand it anymore because they were too young, and Wang Meilan had already arranged to sleep in the Westinghouse.Thinking about waiting for the old brothers' drinking party to end, and then bring the two little girls back to sleep.

Seeing Wang Meilan enter the room, Zhao Youcai raised his head and smiled at Wang Meilan, using his smile to hide the panic in his heart.

"Lan." Zhao Youcai realized that smiling was useless, so he said to Wang Meilan, "Let me clean it up for you."

"Then clean it up." Hearing this, Wang Meilan sat sideways on the edge of the kang, then raised her hand and pointed to the outer room, and said, "I've cleaned all the bowls we used. It's just you and Dayong who didn't clean them. You go to brush it."

Zhao Youcai: "..."

(End of this chapter)