The whole mountain is my hunting ground.

Chapter 804 The Eunuchs Have a Blind Date

Zhao Jun, Zhang Yuanmin, and Xie Chen worked on the mountain for nearly two hours, and finally caught their feet according to Zhao Jun's instructions.

Zhao Jun checked back and forth again, and then he and the two went down the mountain with their things.

"Brother!" When he got to the front of the car, Zhang Yuanmin threw the sack, the empty bucket, and the big ax on the trunk of the car, and then asked Zhao Jun, "Shall we go back now?"

"Then what else do you want to do?" Zhao Jun looked at Zhang Yuanmin and asked him.

"Why don't we go for a stroll?" Zhang Yuanmin looked around, then leaned in front of Zhao Jun, and said, "In the morning, let's chat with your sister-in-law and your eldest niece before dinner, saying that we will roast roe deer tomorrow." If you want me to say, our whole roe deer, if we don’t unload it, we cut off the waist (gā) and put it on a skewer. What’s left after that, let’s set it up and roast it.”

"Ah..." Zhao Jun understood as soon as he heard it, what Zhang Yuanmin was talking about was nothing more than a way to eat roasted whole lamb.Moreover, this must have been "secretly passed on" to him by his father's big head.

At this time, Zhang Yuanmin gestured and said: "Brother, if you say yes, I will make a brace when I go back today, remove the head and hooves of the roe deer, and spread the four legs and ribs.

After finishing the two ends of the support, let Kabbalah put one on the fire, and at one end, I will make it into the shape of a well.Let's put this one end and turn the other, and turn it back and forth to roast. It will be fragrant when it is sizzling and oily! "

"Huh?" Zhao Jun smiled and said to Jie Chen, "Don't talk about it, I'm really a bit greedy after hearing my elder brother's nagging."

"Hehe." Jie Chen laughed dryly, thinking that you are so neat, my mother won't take it away tomorrow!
"Hey?" Zhao Jun suddenly thought about something, so he asked Zhang Yuanmin, "Brother, roast roe deer, let's roast roe deer, why do you still want to take a stroll?"

Zhang Yuanmin smiled when he heard the words, and said: "Isn't that right? After I finished talking about this, your eldest niece said, she listened to what their teacher said, put a lot of mud on the chicken, and then put it on the fire to burn it. Once the mud shell is smashed on the outside, the chicken inside is old and fragrant."

"Is there any food like this?" Xie Chen asked in amazement, Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "Little brother, what do you think this is called?"

Zhao Jun smiled and said nothing, but Xie Chen shook his head, Zhang Yuanmin said: "Ling Dang and his teacher said it's a beggar's chicken, and they used to eat rice like this."

"You can pull it down!" As soon as Zhang Yuanmin finished speaking, Xie Chen shook his hands with a smile, and said, "Brother, look at someone who can roast chicken for rice."

Zhang Yuanmin was startled, then laughed together with Zhao Jun.

After laughing, Zhang Yuanmin continued: "Let's not talk about begging rice, let's just talk about this way of eating, I think it's okay. The chicken is wrapped in big mud and thrown into the fire to roast. The meat inside is not mushy at all. .”

As he said that, Zhang Yuanmin searched around, and said, "But I wonder how many chickens we have to eat with so many people in our family? How about we brothers and sisters go somewhere to get some sandy chicken?"

"Brother, why didn't you say it earlier?" Zhao Jun frowned and said, "You should have said it earlier, did I ask someone to borrow the No. 16 tree. You just said it now, this semi-automatic can't beat the sand and half chicken!"

A semi-automatic gun, with a 7.62mm bullet, will be smashed to pieces in one shot.

So if you want to shoot small animals like sand chickens or gray skins, you have to use a 16-gauge shotgun.And in the bullet case, only gun sand can be loaded.

"Brother, why do you borrow number 16?" Zhang Yuanmin said, "I have it here!"

"You can pull it down." Zhao Jun hurriedly pressed Zhang Yuanmin's hand that was about to pick up the gun, and said, "Brother, don't take it, your gun is not easy to use."

"What?" Zhang Yuanmin's eyes widened instantly when he heard the words, and with a shake of his shoulder, the gun was already in his hand.

Zhang Yuanmin held the gun in front of his body with both hands, and asked Zhao Jun, "Brother, my gun is not easy to use?"

After Zhang Yuanmin asked, seeing Zhao Jun nodding, he said loudly, "Did you stop poking me last time?"

"Oh..." Zhao Jun glanced at Zhang Yuanmin, and said, "Brother, you were so tender last time, did I change the spring for you?"

Zhang Yuanmin looked at the shot in his palm, then looked up at Zhao Jun, and asked, "Yeah, what's the matter with changing the spring? Isn't it okay?"

"Hehe, alas!" Zhao Jun laughed and said, "My big brother, you don't even know what's wrong with your gun, so what are you doing?"

"I..." Zhang Yuanmin was speechless at Zhao Jun's words. He laughed and said, "I usually go up the mountain with you, so I don't need to shoot!"

At this time, Xie Chen took the gun from Zhang Yuanmin's hand, and took it up to take a look at it in the distance.

Then, Xie Chen closed his gun and looked at Zhao Jun curiously, saying, "Brother Jun, what's wrong with this gun?"

"Just by looking, can you tell?" Zhao Jun raised his index finger to touch the gun star, and said, "Take this gun."

"Ah?" Zhang Yuanmin was shocked when he heard the words, snatched the gun from Jie Chen's hand, and also aimed at the tree head in the distance.

"Hey!" Zhao Jun felt that something was wrong, and quickly stopped Zhang Yuanmin, saying, "Brother, don't shoot, if you shoot, you will startle the nearby roe deer, and we will be busy all day long."

Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Zhang Yuanmin put down his gun, turned to look at Zhao Jun and asked, "Brother, how much is this gun?"

"I didn't have a disk that day." Zhao Jun said: "Anyway, it's 20 meters long, and it has to grab such a big piece."

When it came to the end, Zhao Jun used his right thumb and index finger to draw a distance of about two or three centimeters.

"The difference is so big?" Zhang Yuanmin glanced in surprise, and then said, "I said, why can't I hit anything? It's been a long time because the gun doesn't work!"

Speaking of this, Zhang Yuanmin asked Zhao Jun again: "Brother, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"Oh!" Zhao Jun seemed to be sighing, but he said with a smile: "My sister-in-law won't let me fix it for you, saying that a lame donkey deserves a broken mill, so it's just like that if you can't hit it. Now you're going to hit it, it can't be said What a shame."

"Hahaha..." Hearing Zhao Jun's words, Xie Chen laughed happily, but Zhang Yuanmin scolded: "This prodigal bitch! I said I can't beat anything. If it wasn't for her, I would be Didn't he hit the blind man long ago!"

"Okay, okay!" Hearing that Zhang Yuanmin's words were going too far, Zhao Jun hurriedly stopped him and said, "Brother, hurry up and beat the blind man? The few times you stabbed the blind man yourself, plus us Dui'er went up the mountain, when did you hand over the gun before beating Xiong Blind?"

"I..." Zhang Yuanmin was stopped by Zhao Jun again.

Indeed, in the past year, Zhang Yuanmin has stabbed, hacked with an axe, smashed with a chainsaw, and fought against a black bear several times, but he has never shot at a bear.

Seeing that Zhang Yuanmin didn't speak, Zhao Jun said again: "Brother, that time, the big black blind woman came down from the slope, I thought you could shoot with a gun, who would have thought that you would just let someone sit on the bottom .”

"Hahaha..." Jie Chen on the side laughed like a pig, but Zhang Yuanmin puffed up his cheeks and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother, please take care, give this gun to the elder brother, and I will take it out." Don't believe that!"

"Believe it or not." Seeing that Zhang Yuanmin was about to go up, Zhao Jun hurriedly said, "We have a semi-automatic in our hand now, what are you doing with it?"

Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Zhang Yuanmin felt quite reasonable.In this mountain forest, apart from machine guns and mortars, Type 56 semi-automatic is the top equipment, isn't it much better than the No. 16 gun?When you meet a black bear one day, give it a shuttle yourself!

Thinking of this, Zhang Yuanmin turned to Xie Chen and said, "Little brother, I will go up the mountain tomorrow, so you don't have to recite it half-automatically, let the elder brother recite it."

"Hahaha!" Jie Chen laughed after hearing the words: "Brother, you still don't drive me away with that handle. Last time you bragged about NB to me, calling yourself an old mountain dog."

Xie Chen's words made Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin amused, Zhang Yuanmin smiled and slapped Xie Chen's shoulder, and then suddenly said: "Hey? Why are we chattering? Why are we here? "

Zhao Jun chuckled, and said, "My eldest niece wants to eat beggar chicken, but after that, do you want to eat half chicken?"

"Yes, yes." Zhang Yuanmin said: "Brother, then you have to pack up the gun. I'll go back and pour some sand."

"Brother, don't force that for now." Zhao Jun said: "Tomorrow we will leave home in the morning, and we will pick up roe deer when we get here. We have to go home immediately after we finish, and we don't have time to hunt half chickens in sand."

"That's right!" Zhang Yuanmin was right when he thought about it. The roe deer couldn't die for a while if they stepped on their feet, but they had to be tied up and transported home as soon as possible.

But at this time, Zhao Jun said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Brother, you should get up early tomorrow and put a few little foot covers on that little wire."

"Small feet?" Zhang Yuanmin was stunned for a moment, then he clicked his eyes and asked, "A pheasant, bro? That thing is too meaty, not as good as a half-chicken."

"Don't make it so big, the nest is small." Zhao Jun said: "You can trap Sha Banji as long as you think."

"What?" Zhang Yuanmin frowned, looked at Zhao Jun suspiciously, and said, "Brother, pheasants are not easy to play with, don't you say half chicken?"

As he said that, Zhang Yuanmin gestured to the mountain with his fingers, and said, "How many sets do you have to make for such a big mountain? Besides, I haven't heard that Sha Banji can be set up?"

Before Zhang Yuanmin and Li Dachen and Li Erchen killed Heixiazicang, he had never fought a big siege.But he has a "family background", and he is very good at poking around small things.

For example, catching badgers, picking fish, and catching toads, but you can't get potassium aluminum cyanate, otherwise Zhang Yuanmin can cure deer and pheasants.

Animism.

In other words, even mountain animals are not stupid.

Just talking about pheasant, if you want to cure it, in the soybean field, you have to use soybeans to make medicinal beans.If in a bean field, you have to use kidney beans as medicinal beans.

Otherwise, if you put kidney beans in the soybean field, the pheasant will not eat it no matter how hungry it is.

With such a smart pheasant, it is difficult to play tricks on it. Sometimes it is possible to play a trick, but if the pheasant does not go from here, it is a waste of time.

Compared with pheasants, Shaban chickens are relatively more dexterous.

This thing will not eat any beans or rice.For so many years, people have hunted sand chickens except for shooting them with guns. They just waited for the heavy snow to take advantage of the sand chickens being dazed and hunted them on the mountain with copy nets.

As Zhao Jun said, it is unheard of and unseen.

"It doesn't need to be too much." Zhao Jun said to Zhang Yuanmin: "Five groups, big brother, can you make ten groups?"

"Okay!" Seeing Zhao Jun's affirmative tone, Zhang Yuanmin readily agreed.

Others may not understand it, but Zhang Yuanmin, Xie Chen, Li Baoyu, they all know Zhao Jun's ability too well.

It's nothing more than improving the catch. In the past, Zhao Jun had set up yellow leaves and trapped tigers. These are the only abilities in the siege industry.

So, don't say it's half a chicken, even if Zhao Jun said he wanted to set a big claw, Zhang Yuanmin would have to work overnight to make a set!

"Let's go!" At this moment, Zhao Jun waved his hands to Zhang and Xie, and said, "Let's go home."

Zhao Jun wanted to go back, mainly because he wanted to take time to see Ma Ling when he got home.I went to Lingnan for half a month, and I ate and drank when I came back yesterday. I have to go see my partner.

"Let's go!" Zhang Yuanmin followed Zhao Jun to the co-pilot, and when he stopped outside the co-pilot, Jie Chen happened to pass by him.

At this moment, Zhang Yuanmin suddenly said to Xie Chen: "Little brother, yesterday you said you were going home. Now you have to leave with my aunt early in the morning. Are you all home now?"

Zhang Yuanmin just said this out of nothing, and his words didn't have any purpose.

But after hearing his two words, Jie Chen paused, but remembered something.

When he arrived yesterday, Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin were in the trunk, while he and Xie Sun were in the trunk.

At that time, Mrs. Xie Sun said that she had to go home early this morning, and when she got home, she asked Liu Lanying to prepare delicious food.

So Xie Chen thought, it doesn't matter if his old lady changed her mind, but Liu Lanying, who has communicated with her, doesn't know.I'm not going back now, my eldest brother and sister-in-law are not allowed to wait at home?

Xie Chen was brought up by Liu Lanying, he knows Liu Lanying's temper too well.Mrs. Xie Sun told Liu Lanying that she would eat at home at noon, and if she didn't go back, her sister-in-law would have to die and wait.

"My god!" Jie Chen yelled, hurried around the front of the car, and hurried over to start the car.

"What's wrong, what is this?" Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin felt that something was wrong, so they went to ask Xie Chen together.

At this time, the temperature in the mountains was below zero, but Jie Chen seemed to be sweating.After starting the car, Jie Chen drove back.

On the way back to Yongantun, Xiechen told Zhao Jun and Zhang Yuanmin about the matter, and Zhang Yuanmin said with a smile, "Little brother, Auntie Xie really doesn't want you to start a family here."

"Okay, don't talk about this for now." Zhao Jun said to Xie Chen: "When you enter the village in a while, call home first and tell brother Xie and sister-in-law Xie. Waiting for you to eat is a trivial matter. The key It was agreed to arrive home at noon, and you didn’t go back, brother Xie and sister-in-law Xie shouldn’t worry about it? Think about what happened to you while driving, how troublesome are they at home?”

"It's not that bad!" Hearing that, Xie Chen stepped on the accelerator and drove towards Yong'an Village.

The car entered the village and went straight to the village as Zhao Jun said.When passing the small shop, I saw a group of people whirring from south to north.

Jie Chen, who was about to turn east, had no choice but to stop the car temporarily.At this time, the three people in the car blinked, with a bit of disbelief in their eyes.

There were thirteen or fourteen people in that group, and the leaders were a man and a woman, also an old and a young.

The young one is Li Ruhai, and the old one is Mrs. Xie Sun.

I saw Mrs. Xie Sun, with her waist bent and her legs arched, with her arms propped to the left and right, swinging back and forth rhythmically, trotting along with her feet.

At this time, Mrs. Xie Sun was not running fast but worked very hard, so she was able to take the lead and keep pace with Li Ruhai, keeping at the forefront of the spectators.

Jie Chen lowered the car window, stuck his head out of the window and shouted, "Mom, what are you doing?"

"Let's watch the fun!" Mrs. Xie Sun had seen the car a long time ago and knew it was his son, but he still didn't stop walking. He only waved his left hand forward and responded, "The eunuch is on a blind date!"

Zhao Jun, Zhang Yuanmin, Xie Chen: "..."

(End of this chapter)