The whole mountain is my hunting ground.

Question: How do you euphemistically say that a person is not good-looking in the Northeast?
Answer: You are the person who lives a life at a glance!
This is a joke that Zhao Jun saw in his previous life when short videos were on the rise.But in this year and month, for people in the forest area, whether they look good or not is really second. The most important thing is to live a life, and it is true to be able to live a life.

A harmless little joke amused Ma Ling, she punched Zhao Jun, and Zhao Jun laughed too.

After laughing, Ma Ling said to Zhao Jun: "I'm going back, you can go in too, it's really cold outside."

"I'll see you off!" Zhao Jun wanted to see him off, but Ma Ling refused, "There are visitors at home, why are you sending me off? I'll go back after a stroll."

"That's fine." Zhao Jun responded, took the triangular bag handed over by Ma Ling, and heard the girl say: "Put the bag at your place first, give it to me someday!"

The bag is worthless, but it is a necessary thing for home, if it is given to others, it will be useless in your own home.

"Yeah." Zhao Jun carried his bag and said to Ma Ling with a smile, "I bought you something to eat before I went home. Huh?"

As he said that, Zhao Jun suddenly remembered something, and said, "I'm going to catch the roe deer tomorrow. I'll unload your thighs and send you the bags together."

"No need." Upon hearing this, Ma Ling quickly refused, "You can keep it, your family... has a lot of people."

Zhao Jun was taken aback by the word "many people", and then smiled and said: "It's okay, I'll get you meat tomorrow if I catch it, aren't you happy to eat steamed dumplings stuffed with radish and meat? Let's make dumplings at home with my aunts." .”

Ma Ling smiled happily when she heard that Zhao Jun could still remember what she liked to eat.When she looked up, Ma Ling saw three wisps of green smoke floating in the courtyard of Zhao Jun's house.

Ma Ling was taken aback, and asked Zhao Jun out of curiosity, "What's going on at home? How about turning on the stove?"

Zhao Jun turned his head and glanced in his direction, then turned to Ma Ling and said, "The mutton soup, after the head, hooves, bones, etc., was finished, the water was messed up, and the pot in the house... "

Speaking of this, Zhao Jun clicked his eyes and said with a wry smile: "I don't know what's going on."

"Ah!" Ma Ling nodded, and said, "I remembered, just now the aunt said that she was making sheep soup at home. Eh? Did the guests kill the sheep?"

The girl asked these questions because she was purely curious, and the second was because she felt that her fiancé's family was really good.Other than that, it really doesn't mean anything else.

"This..." When Ma Ling asked about the sheep, Zhao Jun said hesitantly, "The sheep... died by himself."

"Did you die?" Ma Ling looked at Zhao Jun with big eyes, and hurriedly said: "Don't eat the animals that died of illness!"

"No..." Zhao Jun didn't know what to say for a while.

Although Wang Meilan repeatedly emphasized that the sheep committed suicide, Zhao Jun felt that there were many doubts here!

Not to mention anything else, now that Zhao Jun told Ma Ling that the sheep in his family was killed by beating his own head, Ma Ling could think that Zhao Jun was joking with her.

Seeing that Zhao Jun didn't speak, Ma Ling hastily stretched out her hand to pat Zhao Jun's arm, and said, "Go back to the house and tell your aunt that you can't eat cows, sheep, and those who die of illness. Our family's conditions are so good, don't It's too late!"

"I didn't die of illness." Zhao Jun explained: "Anyway, I can't understand one or two sentences."

"That's needless to say." Upon hearing that she didn't die of illness, Ma Ling's heart sank, and she said with a smile, "It's fine if it didn't die of illness. Well, I'm going back."

"Then I won't see you off!" Zhao Jun and Ma Ling waved goodbye, and they went back to their respective homes.

When Zhao Jun entered the courtyard, Wang Qiang, Zhang Yuanmin, and Xie Chen were all outside. Xie Chen was pinching the wire with pliers, while Wang Qiang and Zhang Yuanmin were weaving footwear.

Seeing Zhao Jun coming in, Wang Qiang hurriedly asked, "Ling'er is here, why didn't you let her in?"

"She said she was rushing home and had to cook for her father." Zhao Jun replied vaguely, and then moved closer to Wang Qiang and Zhang Yuanmin to see the fruits of their labor.

At this time, Zhang Yuanmin looked up at Zhao Jun and asked, "Brother, do you think it's okay to have such a big set?"

Zhao Jun clenched his fist with his left hand and raised his thumb, nodded in praise and said, "If you don't say it, I still have to be my elder brother!"

"Hahaha..." Zhao Jun exaggerated Zhang Yuanmin's heart, and he became more motivated.

"Big nephew!" Wang Qiang was holding the cover in his hand, and asked Zhao Jun, "This set is very well made, the key is that the half-sanded chicken can step on it?"

"Yes!" Zhao Jun said with a smile: "Old uncle, you can just read mine."

As soon as Zhao Jun said this, Wang Qiang, Zhang Yuanmin, and Xie Chen were startled, and then Wang Qiang and Xie Chen laughed, but Zhang Yuanmin gave Zhao Jun a blank look.

Zhao Jun walked into the house with a smile. When he entered the house, he saw Yang Yufeng was taking fried peanuts out of the pot.

This was what Zhao Youcai brought back in a lunch box yesterday, and Wang Meilan asked Yang Yufeng to fry the peanuts.

After dividing the peanuts into two plates, Yang Yufeng sprinkled one with salt and the other with sugar while it was still hot.

The freshly fried peanuts are hot and soft, and after a while they cool down and become crispy.

"Brother is back!" Yang Yufeng greeted Zhao Jun, Zhao Jun smiled at her, and then stepped into the West Room.

At this time, in Zhao Jun's room, Wang Meilan, Jin Xiaomei, Zhao Ling, and Xu Chunyan were rolling out siu mai husks.

The noodles wrapped with siu mai are made of cold water and noodles just like dumplings.But compared to making dumplings, the noodles of siu mai are slightly harder.

The next step is to grab the jelly, roll the skin, and then dip the finest corn flour between the sheets of dough.

This is to prevent the leather from sticking together.

With the barrier of corn noodles, there are five or six sheets of dough in a stack, and they are twisted and lace in their hands.

After kneading the folds and lace on the outer circle of the dough, hold a stack of dough and shake it to shake off the corn noodles in the middle. If the dough does not stick together, the corn noodles can be used to steam dry food.

Seeing Zhao Jun coming back with something, Wang Meilan asked curiously, "Son, what did you bring?"

Zhao Jun opened the bag and revealed the three-piece winter suit that Ma Ling woven by herself.

Not to mention how well the girl weaves, in Wang Meilan's mind, it is a good thing for the future daughter-in-law to know how to love her son, and it will not be bad when she gets married in the future.

Seeing the three-piece suit, both Zhao Ling and Xu Chunyan couldn't help but praise Ma Ling.

As for Jin Xiaomei, she was rolling the skin while looking at the collar, and said to Zhao Jun with a smile: "You just came back from Mrs. Xie and said that our Ling'er is a person who lives!"

"Haha!" Zhao Jun laughed, confused Jin Xiaomei and the others, and Wang Meilan asked directly, "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing." Zhao Jun stuffed the three-piece suit into the kang cabinet, then turned to Wang Meilan and said, "Mom, tell me the truth."

"What are you telling the truth?" Wang Meilan was even more confused, she frowned and looked at Zhao Jun, and asked, "What's wrong, son?"

At this time, Jin Xiaomei, Zhao Ling, and Xu Chunyan also looked at Zhao Jun in surprise, and then heard Zhao Jun ask Wang Meilan, "Mom, how did our sheep die?"

"Huh?" Wang Meilan was taken aback by the question, and then she reacted, and said, "Didn't Mom tell you? It was hit with a sledgehammer, and when it was done, it lay down on the ground and kicked its legs."

"Hehehehe..." Hearing what Wang Meilan said, Zhao Jun turned his head away and laughed happily.

"What are you happy about?" Wang Meilan saw her son's questioning of her, and hurriedly said, "You don't believe me?"

"Then who can believe it?" Zhao Jun spread his hands and said, "Mom, the sheep hit you with a hammer and died. Isn't that worse than the one my father led to the mountain to feed the leopard to death?"

Hearing what Zhao Jun said, Jin Xiaomei and the others also laughed, but Wang Meilan couldn't laugh, because the sheep she boiled mutton, boiled mutton soup, and steamed siu mai was indeed killed by a ram!
"Oh my god." Zhao Jun asked Wang Meilan again, "Did you call yesterday and I didn't let you kill the donkey, so you chopped up the sheep if you were unhappy?"

"Go to the other side!" Wang Meilan raised her hand and patted Zhao Jun on the shoulder, then pointed at Jin Xiaomei and said, "Your aunt put me next to you yesterday, she knows!"

As she spoke, Wang Meilan pointed out again, and said, "Your sister-in-law Zhang knows it too!"

"Really!" Jin Xiaomei nodded and said, "Jun, don't believe me!"

Zhao Jun looked at Jin Xiaomei with a smile on his face, feeling a little emotional in his heart at this moment.Let's talk about the Li family and my own family, from what Zhao Youcai said, what Li Dayong is; to what I say, what Li Baoyu is.Now that it has developed to Wang Meilan and Jin Xiaomei, the same is true.

Thinking of this, Zhao Jun got up and smiled and said, "Okay, I won't ask any more, this Yangle will die anyway, anyway, it tastes delicious."

As he said that, Zhao Jun patted the place where Wang Meilan had beaten just now. Wang Meilan had her face on her hand, and she patted Zhao Jun's cotton-padded jacket shoulder white.

"No!" Wang Meilan chased Zhao Jun to the door, and said anxiously: "Son, why don't you believe what I say? That sheep is so dead, I swung the sledgehammer just like that yesterday, and it hit it."

As Wang Meilan spoke, she made a movement of swinging the hammer backwards with both hands.

"En, um." Zhao Jun responded twice, raised his hand to gently block Wang Meilan, and said with a smile, "Okay, Mom, you can roll your skin."

"No..." Wang Meilan wanted to say something, but Zhao Jun had already opened the door and left.

"Old aunt." At this time, Yang Yufeng came out from the east room, walked up to Wang Meilan and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I said that the sheep was killed by hitting it with a sledgehammer yesterday. Your brother doesn't believe it!" Wang Meilan replied, and said indignantly, "What kind of child is this?"

While talking, Wang Meilan and Yang Yufeng walked to the edge of the Westing Kang.

Suddenly, Zhao Ling lowered her voice and asked Wang Meilan, "Sister, Xiaojun and my brother-in-law were not at home yesterday. Why did you, Sister Jin and Yufeng kill sheep?"

Wang Meilan: "..."

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When Zhao Jun came out of the house, Xie Chen was still pinching the wire with pliers, and Wang Qiang was discussing with Zhang Yuanmin how Zhao Jun caught the half chicken.

It is a trick to play a trick, but how to attract Sha Banji to step on the trick is a problem.

The creatures in this mountain are not only intelligent, but also full of wildness.

Just like sparrows or pheasants, they can't be raised alive if they are caught home. The wildness will cause them to starve to death rather than live.

Seeing Zhao Jun come out, Wang Qiang asked him what he could do to attract Sha Banji.But at this moment, Xie Sun and the old lady came out of the house.

Zhao Jun greeted him and asked, it turned out that Mrs. Xie Sun wanted to visit Zhao Jun's "zoo".

So, the old lady was the guide, accompanied by Zhao Jun and Xie Chen, and led Xie Sun around the backyard of Zhao Jun's house.

As a rural person, Mrs. Xie was not interested in poultry and domestic animals such as chickens, ducks, geese, and donkeys, but Mrs. Xie was very interested in the live roe deer and little squirrels.

Especially those female roe deer, who were still pregnant with cubs at this time, resting on the hay with their protruding bellies.

"Is this going to happen soon?" Mrs. Xie Sun asked Zhao Jun.

"Really?" Zhao Jun nodded and said, "Aunt Zhou came to see, and according to what she said, this roe deer is about to give birth."

The Aunt Zhou that Zhao Jun was talking about was Zhou Shujuan, a doctor from Lingnan Hospital, who was a guest at Zhao Jun's house before, and asked Da Yang to give him shit.

In the beginning, it was Xie Chen who introduced Zhou Shujuan to see Wang Meilan, so Xie Sun naturally knew her.

After listening to Zhao Jun's words, Mrs. Xie Sun pointed at the roe deer and said, "When they finish giving birth, you can milk the roe deer."

"Ah?" Zhao Jun was taken aback when he heard the words, then smiled and said, "Then we really didn't think about it."

"Squeeze it." Xie Sun also persuaded: "This thing is better than cow's milk and goat's milk, but you have to boil it after squeezing it, and filter it with gauze after cooking..."

When Mrs. Xie Sun was speaking, the dogs of Zhao and Li's families suddenly barked a few times, and Xie Chen heard the sound and said to Zhao Jun: "Brother Jun, Ruhai is back, right?"

Sure enough, before Zhao Jun could answer, Li Ruhai's voice came from the front yard: "Uncle, Brother Zhang, something is wrong!"

Although he knew that the child could explode, Zhao Jun still hurried to the front yard.

Seeing Zhao Jun coming from behind the room, Li Ruhai hurriedly abandoned Wang Qiang and Zhang Yuanmin, ran to Zhao Jun and said, "Brother, something happened!"

"Don't make a fuss?" Zhao Jun frowned and said, "If you have anything to say, talk it out!"

Facing Zhao Jun, Li Ruhai pointed his arm out of the courtyard and said, "Xu Meihua brought someone to the door!"

"What?" Zhao Jun was taken aback, but Wang Qiang and Zhang Yuanmin were also very surprised when they heard this!

Li Ruhai said: "Then Xu Meihua said that if her son can't marry a wife, he will depend on our family. After that, a group of people will come!"

Zhao Jun was not surprised that Xu Meihua came to find fault, but what made him care was the second half of Li Ruhai's sentence.

Not only Zhao Jun cared, Wang Qiang also asked: "A group of people? Who are they?"

"Zhang Zhanhe and Xu Guohua." Li Ruhai counted, "There are also Zhang Laibao and Xu Meihua."

"Hey!" Wang Qiang curled his lips when he heard the words, and said, "I was wondering where did they find someone?"

"Exactly!" Zhang Yuanmin also said, "Come and beat him!"

Just when the two were gearing up, Mrs. Xie Sun and the old lady came from behind the room.

Xie Sun raised her chin slightly, and shouted, "Little Er, what's the matter?"

"Oh my god!" Jie Chen is not a person who is afraid of things, and a man who is used to doing things like him likes to use violence to solve problems.Just in order to bring Mrs. Xie home smoothly tomorrow, Xie Chen purposely complained about Mrs. Xie, saying: "Do you think you caused trouble for my brother Jun? Today's blind date is here!"

"Heh!" Mrs. Xie Sun, who was standing with her hands in her sleeves and folded her arms, sneered, pulled her hands out of the sleeves of her padded jacket, looked around the crowd and said, "Don't fight, it's not good to fight, I'll deal with them!"