This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 200 98: Uncle~~~
"Brother, do you know about the Tomb of the Living Dead?"

On the horses, Cao Kun and Wei Zhongxian walked side by side, looking at the beaming people on the street, he was happy: "The style of the Ming Dynasty is extraordinary. I heard that His Majesty wants to erect a statue with me, and many stonemasons volunteered. ?”

"It's natural. I can't find a dynasty as stubborn as my Ming Dynasty in all the history." Wei Zhongxian smiled happily: "Brother, what do you think is the tomb of the living dead? Do you want to learn from Cao Gong and practice gold robbery?" Lift?"

"Brother is talking nonsense." Cao Kun's face was full of righteousness, and he became excited as if he had been insulted: "I have nothing to do with Duke Cao."

"To tell you the truth, brother, according to legend, the Quanzhen sect was very popular in the Southern Song Dynasty. Have you ever heard of the hero Guo Jing?"

"But brother you mentioned that beautiful Jianghu, cooks good food, petite, naughty, cute, flirtatious and charming Huang Rong's husband?"

"Ah... that's the person."

Cao Kun's face was full of embarrassment, and he said Huang Rong when he said Huang Rong, why did you say such a big sentence.

Wei Zhongxian said with a smile: "Of course I know, brother. Ever since I met brother, I've always heard you say that Huang Rong worked hard and gave birth to an excellent daughter. Brother Wei has also checked some information in the past few days. Jianghu also quite understands."

Cao Kun nodded: "I just admire Huang Nvxia's intelligence and her character of sacrificing her life for the country. Brother, you must not think in the wrong direction. Let me tell you that there is a tomb of the living dead in the back mountain of Quanzhen Sect. This sect is Lin Chaoying, Wang Chongyang's confidante, created it herself. This Lin Chaoying has a graceful figure, willow-leaf eyebrows and peachy eyes, and those legs..."

"Take your time and get to the point."

Cao Kun was stunned: "How can I know how heavy it is? I have never weighed it myself."

Wei Zhongxian scolded with a smile: "I'll let you weigh one or two after a while."

Only then did Cao Kun laugh: "Lin Chaoying's martial arts is so high that even the No. 1 Wang Chongyang in the world may not be her opponent. It's just that this girl is trapped by love and doesn't walk in the world, so her reputation is not good. Obviously. But according to the inference of later generations, at that time, there was no end to the world, and it must not be able to beat her."

"Who is this descendant?"

"A group of LSPs, I don't need to pay attention to them." Cao Kun said with disdain on his face: "I don't know them, I just heard about them."

"Oh~~~"

Cao Kun went on to say: "No matter what, the martial arts secret book of the tomb of the living dead must be very good, not to mention that it was able to cross the rivers and lakes in the Southern Song Dynasty. In today's rivers and lakes, this magical skill can be regarded as a supreme treasure. Not to mention, The fragments of the Nine Yin Scriptures are also left in the tomb of the living dead, and even the latecomers, the Condor Heroes, live here."

"The Condor Hero and Guo Daxia have a deep relationship. Guo Daxia died in the battle of Xiangyang City, but there is no inheritance of what he has learned in this body. But with Miss Huang Rong..."

"People are married."

"However, with Mrs. Huang's personality, she will definitely not let the magical skills be lost."

The man killed Fang Juvenile.

Beautiful women are flawless even when they are old.

I said what happened to her girl, what happened?
Wei Zhongxian was thoughtful: "Brother, do you want to find the tomb of the living dead for your brother?"

Cao Kun lowered his voice with a serious expression: "That's right. There are many people in the Jianghu. Brother has a lot of people, and he is in the imperial court. It is appropriate to do this. But remember, if you find it, don't leak the news. .If my deduction is correct, the things hidden in the tomb of the living dead will definitely benefit us a lot."

Cao Kun's eyes turned, he is not lacking in magic skills now.Looking for things like the Nine Yin Scriptures is purely because of that title.Of course, I don't know if there is a crystal palace in the tomb of the living dead, and whether the people inside are frozen.

"Brother, I understand, and I will arrange people to go there later."

Wei Zhongxian led Cao Kun into the mansion, and after handing over the war horse to his servants, he suddenly smiled and said, "Your persuasion a few days ago, the emperor's grandson is very grateful. I will mention the beauty pageant in a few days. Sun readily agreed. He also said that you have many wives and concubines, so you must have a unique vision. With your choice, he is very relieved."

Cao Kun changed his mind at this moment: "I'd better not participate, to avoid suspicion, after all, to avoid suspicion."

Wei Zhongxian raised his thumbs up, thinking that brother is still okay, he can overcome desire.

But he didn't want Cao Kun to say in a low voice, "At that time, I will disguise myself in private and just stay by my brother's side."

Wei Zhongxian's face darkened, and he walked into the hall with his hands behind his back angrily: "Where's Madam?"

He turned his head to look at the servant girl, and the servant girl answered meekly with lowered eyebrows: "Madam is still taking a bath, the new milk just made, Madam said it should be hot."

"Extravagance and waste." Wei Zhongxian frowned and complained, and then took Cao Kun all the way to the backyard, came to a door, waved back the saluting maid and pushed the door in, but saw a small pool full of white milk .

There is a figure inside who is humming a little tune with his legs crossed, taking a comfortable bath.

She didn't look back, just heard the footsteps and said with a smile: "Master, this pool is too small, why don't you change it to a bigger one, I don't even need to swim, I feel so uncomfortable."

Wei Zhongxian rolled his eyes angrily: "I'll introduce you to a brother."

The man sank below with a crash, and turned his head to look at Cao Kun in horror.

Wei Zhongxian smiled and said: "I accept you, you should know why. Take good care of my brother, if you let me know that you are unwilling, let alone take a bath with milk, I will take your skin and throw it on the street , the emperor and grandson would not say anything."

Ke Shi stared at Cao Kun with big black and bright eyes,

She is not afraid of being skinned and thrown to pick her up. Don't look at what Wei Zhongxian said is fierce, but Wei Zhongxian at this moment is not the nine thousand years old in later generations.But Ke Shi is still sure that she can guarantee her own safety, so she is not nervous.

Not only was he not nervous, but he started giggling, lying in the small pool, kicking his legs and splashing milk, "My lord, look at what you said."

"How can I be unwilling to be unwilling, you are giving this great benefit to me, and it is too late for me to be happy, how can you be reluctant? Good uncle, come here quickly, sister-in-law treats you to eat【】".

Cao Kun was dumbfounded.

Wei Zhongxian's face was also dull, his lips trembled, and he said with a little shrinkage: "Brother, why don't you still... feel a little disadvantaged for my brother."

He originally wanted to give Cao Kun some benefits to show his brotherhood.But he didn't want to seem to push his brother into the tiger's mouth. How can this be right for this brother?
Not to mention Wei Zhongxian, Cao Kun all retreated.He came here to take advantage of the advantage, but looking at the situation, it seems that he didn't take advantage of it, and he would suffer a disadvantage instead.

How does this make it?
Cao Kun was about to nod immediately, but he didn't expect that Ke Shi would climb out, crawling up like a spider, raising his pretty face, gently grasping Cao Kun's ankle with his slender hands, and then lifting it up.With Cao Kun's strength comparable to that of a thousand tons, his right foot was lifted up without any resistance.

"Uncle~~~"

I am Cao.

Cao Kun was all alert, and fell to the ground with a slap.This voice was born in the magic way, attacking people's souls, he was caught off guard for a while.

"Brother save me."

Wei Zhongxian backed away with a speechless expression on his face, he understood that this was a matter between Zhou Yu and Huang Gai who was willing to fight and who was willing to suffer, so Jiang Gan himself should not get involved.Otherwise, let alone losing his life for no reason, it might leave him with a bad reputation for thousands of years.

"【】Woman, bah." Wei Zhongxian took a sip angrily, turned around and left.

"You don't know what kind of life this slave has endured these years. The master kindly sent the gadget over. Of course, this slave is very grateful."

Behind him came Ke Shi Fang's loud laughter.

Wei Zhongxian closed the door with a face full of frustration, full of bad luck.I said in my heart that it was lucky to have a brother, if not, I don't know how many hats will be bought by this shit in the future.

"Uncle, don't go."

"Doesn't uncle want to taste the food that the emperor's grandson has eaten? This is a delicacy in the world, specially provided by the royal family. The table is full of food, and it's still hot. Don't wait for it to cool down."

...【Eat】...【Eat】...【Eat】...

As the night fell, the red lanterns hung high.

Cao Kun walked to the door refreshed with his hands behind his back, turned to look at Wei Zhongxian and said, "Brother, be careful about the tomb of the living dead."

"I know, but you are a good brother, why don't you stay overnight?"

Cao Kun repeatedly shook his head and looked nervously: "I'd better go back, I have gained a little this day, I have to go back to retreat for three days, and understand it well, I think the skill will be an inch deeper. Then come and find out... to learn from each other and prove what we have learned. study."

Wei Zhongxian nodded: "Although practicing martial arts is good, don't be greedy."

Wei Zhongxian watched Cao Kun leave, and suddenly smiled silently.I saw Cao Kun jumped up, but he didn't get on the horse's back.After landing, he rubbed his waist and then jumped up, lying on the horse's back and leaving slowly.

Wei Zhongxian smiled silently: "This brother of Meng Lang..." Then he sighed sadly, "It's better to be young."

He hurriedly returned to the backyard, only to see that Ke's whole body was slumped on the floor, as if she had no bones, but she was holding a glass mirror in her hand, humming a little song and putting on rouge with joy on her face.

"Master, come here and have a look, will my uncle with this make-up look bright?"

Wei Zhongxian sat down: "What kind of rouge are you wearing at night?"

"What do you know, do you know how much competition we women have? If it doesn't make people's eyes shine, what's the use of this skin? Forget it, you don't understand, you can throw this thing for me."

She stretched out her little snow-white feet and pushed a small box over.When I opened it, there were all kinds of jade articles.Wei Zhongxian was speechless: "Usually, what is it like to be a treasure, but now you are willing to throw it away?"

"I don't need these things that don't know how to be cold or warm now." Ke Shi put down the small mirror, hugged the pillow on his chest obsessively, stirred his long legs and lay flat, rolling like a snake: " Today I just found out that I am still alive, and the feeling that the toes are transparent, I tell you that you don’t understand it. It’s like someone pricked the toe with a needle and let go of the air.”

Wei Zhongxian really didn't understand, he hugged the box and threw it out speechlessly.With a click, the box opened, and a dozen or so children's arms of various shapes rolled out.

On the other side, when Cao Kun returned home, when he saw the red lantern at Ren Yingying's door, his legs softened and he leaned against the wall.He hurried to the door of Yue Lingshan's room, only to hear Yilin smiling coquettishly, and the two fell asleep on their feet.

Cao Kun ran away in a hurry, and met the twins on his way, staring at him expectantly with two pairs of eyes: "Master~~"

"Sister Nu has something to tell you."

Cao Kun's expression changed: "We'll talk about it tomorrow."

He turned around and left, thinking that the huge house was not taken out.So I chose a rockery and looked for a hole, planning to make do with it overnight.But he didn't know that a black shadow followed behind him, touching the cave bit by bit.

As soon as Cao Kun lay down, his mouth was covered. He was startled and wanted to struggle.The man was rather domineering and pressed tightly.

Cao Kun's bouncing feet screamed and raised his toes.

(End of this chapter)