This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 205 103: E Huang Nvying

Cao Kun walked out of the tent, but saw that the small white tent on the right was still lit.He moved his ears slightly and heard the sound of running water.

"Is it the toilet?"

Cao Kun speculated in his heart that he was not familiar with grassland people, so Cao Kun didn't know if there were toilets on the grassland.But once watched the live broadcast on Douyin, a girl on the grassland said that they generally like to dry.

Cao Kun didn't quite understand these things, so he stepped forward and entered the tent to see what happened first.

But I saw a figure shaking inside a piece of light veil propped up, and there was clear water resounding.

It should probably be a really convenient place.

Cao Kun went in!
In the early morning of the next day, the sky was not yet bright, and the morning wind howled, swooping down like waves of grass and wheat.

What should Wu Keshan do? His thirsty mouth slowly opened his eyes, but his face suddenly changed, and he backed up with a clatter: "You..."

Remember that when you sleep in the tent, you are alone.

But I don't want to wake up, there are dozens of men around me.

Even though Wu Keshan was the leader of a tribe and didn't understand the old-fashioned warm-heartedness of the Ming literati, he still couldn't help feeling cold and numb in his back.

After a while.

The wise Wu Keshan, who didn't shout, was terrified. He resisted the cold hands and feet, and squeezed out a smile from the fear in his heart: "I don't know where my brother-in-law is now? To tell you the truth, I discussed with the tribe last night. I want to go to Shenyang City in person, but I don’t want you to come here, I’m really ashamed.”

Wu Keshan wished he could slap himself.

It was clearly agreed to go today, but in the end, he didn't want someone to sneak over last night.At this moment, no matter how much he explained, the other party might not believe his words.He was annoyed in his heart, knowing that it would be better to make a decision earlier, and ended up in the current situation of advancing and retreating for no reason.

Master Fangzheng kindly said, "Khan, don't disturb me, my young master urinated last night and didn't return all night. I think he went to the wrong place, so he dawdled all night."

The corners of Wu Keshan's mouth twitched: "What can I delay all night?" He got up and pretended to be eager to say: "My brother-in-law came from the same way, how can I neglect? Heroes, please follow me to find my brother-in-law , don’t make any misunderstandings.”

Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Khan, don't worry, the master of the young palace is very skilled in martial arts, and usually more than a hundred people are no match. If there is any disturbance, I will naturally hear it."

Am I worried about Lin Pingzhi?
Wu Keshan couldn't tell the truth from his heart, so he just smiled and asked everyone to go out together.He didn't dare to go alone, for fear of provoking everyone's anger and slapping his head to pieces.

Wu Keshan led the way out of the tent, but with a glance, he saw two maids hurriedly delivering the barbecue to Hai Lanzhu's tent.He quickly waved his hand and said, "You two, did you see a handsome young man you don't know?"

The maid was stunned: "Handsome young master?"

Wu Keshan said: "Last night, the Young Palace Master came and went the wrong way because of urinating. He lingered all night and didn't come back. If you see it, please don't offend me. Tell me as soon as possible."

"The big sweat is talking about Mr. Lin?"

"It is also."

"Khan, Mr. Lin was with the princess last night."

"..."

Wu Keshan turned his head to look at Fang Zheng, old monk, where did you say Lin Pingzhi should go to pee?How did this get to my sister's tent?
Fang Zheng's old face turned dark, and he clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful."

Wu Keshan didn't dare to get angry, he quickly walked up to the maid and said, "Young Master, are you awake?"

"nature."

"Let me tell you, I want to pay a visit to Young Master."

What is this called.

Standing in front of his younger sister Hai Lanzhu's tent, Wu Keshan's mind was dull.

Inside the tent, Cao Kun naturally woke up.He lay on his side, propped his head with one hand, stroked the bowl with the other hand and said with a smile: "I never thought you were born in the grassland, and your skin is so delicate and white. Tell me, how do you take care of it?"

Hai Lanzhu pursed her red lips and said with a smile: "My lord, what are you asking about his daughter's affairs?"

Cao Kun: "I want to listen carefully, lest I can't take good care of you in the future."

"Grandma once said that the mouths of people from the Central Plains are deceiving ghosts. She warned me that when I grow up, I must never listen to the words of men from the Central Plains. Grandma is indeed right."

"..."

"But what you said is nice, and I know you don't care about me, so I still like to hear it." Hai Lanzhu sighed: "On weekdays, people around me will only praise me for the pearl of Horqin, and the beauty of the lake on the grassland... I have already I'm getting impatient. Mr. Lin, you lied to me as soon as we met, but I still obeyed you. Do you think I'm a bad woman?"

Cao Kun said with a smile: "I am a bad man, you are a bad woman, we are a match for heaven. You haven't told me, how can this skin be as delicate as milk?"

Hai Lanzhu chuckled: "I just drank too much milk and goat's milk on weekdays, and seldom eat meat. Besides, our grassland girls wear thick clothes, and their faces look bronze, but their skin is mostly white and tender. It's just that they wear too much on weekdays. It's so thick that the sun can't reach it."

Cao Kun suddenly realized: "It turns out that there is such a truth. I thought that the sun on the grassland can be seen at a glance, but I didn't expect that there are places that cannot be illuminated."

"Young Master is much more powerful than the Sun God." Hai Lanzhu said lying on her stomach, her chin propped on her hands, her head tilted and the corners of her mouth curled up, looking sweetly at Cao Kun.

Cao Kun said later: "Why?"

Hai Lanzhu pursed her lips and chuckled, "Young Master can easily shine on the place that the Sun God can't shine. In Hai Lanzhu's heart, Young Master is Hai Lanzhu's Sun God."

Cao Kun pulled her over, always feeling that this woman was more charming than Da Yuer, no wonder she became Huang Taiji's favorite in history.

At this moment, the maid lifted the veil and walked in. Seeing the scene, she quickly bowed her head and knelt down and said, "Princess, Da Khan is begging to see the young master outside."

Before Cao Kun could answer, Hai Lanzhu lifted her jade foot and tapped the void: "Let him wait."

The maid looked at each other, then hurriedly lowered her head and went out to report.

Wu Keshan waited for a long time in the big tent of the Chinese army, and ate up all the roasted lamb. Only then did he see Cao Kun leading the radiant Hai Lanzhu, opening the curtain and walking over.

"Young Palace Master." Wu Keshan followed and saluted: "Brother-in-law, you are here, please take a seat." He walked over, took Cao Kun's arm, and pulled him to sit on the main seat affectionately.

Cao Kun wanted to push back, but when he saw Hai Lanzhu gently pulling him to sit down, he immediately thanked him and said, "Don't blame the big sweat, Xiao Ke is not familiar with the place, and went out urgently to urinate last night, but unexpectedly went to the wrong place." Dao, dawdled all night. I drank three cups and apologized to the sweat."

The corner of Wu Keshan's mouth twitched, and he thought that if you can not talk about urinating, we are still good brothers.

But despite the slander in his heart, Wu Keshan still greeted him with a smile: "What's the matter with the young palace master? I have been waiting outside Shenyang for a while. I thought that I would go to pay a visit when the young palace master came back. But I didn't expect the young palace master to come to the door on his own initiative." , I am ashamed and ashamed. We are the ones who should make amends, Young Palace Master, please."

After everyone said hello, Hai Lanzhu shaved the mutton with a knife and put it on a tray and handed it to Cao Kun.Cao Kun held it, and stretched out his hand to grab it unceremoniously and ate it: "Da Khan, I think Da Khan knows the whole story of the battle between Da Ming and Da Jin. Yu'er also wrote letters to Da Khan, and now more than a month has passed, and Da Khan I guess it was well thought out.”

Wu Keshan narrowed his eyes: "Brother-in-law, this old slave was brutal and invincible in the past. I waited for the grassland herdsmen to live in peace, but I had to be coerced by him to help. This time, my brother-in-law captured the old slave and destroyed the Dajin Kingdom. Everyone is grateful for my brother-in-law's great kindness, and respects my brother-in-law's divine power."

"Brother-in-law, don't worry. From now on, I, Horqin, will only obey Daming's orders. To show my heart, brother, I am willing to marry my younger sister to my brother-in-law. I wonder if my brother-in-law is willing to accept it?"

Wu Keshan patted his chest and said in a rather loyal way.

Cao Kun clasped his fists in surprise: "For the two sides to release the weapons, Lin is obliged to do so. I don't know when I can see Princess Xiaoyuer, so Lin can give some gifts."

Hai Lanzhu next to her shook her hand and rolled her eyes helplessly.I knew that a man with a sweet mouth was unreliable, but I didn't expect that this man who had just put on his clothes and was still eating the mutton he cut in his mouth was already thinking about other women.

And Wu Keshan's head buzzed when he heard it: "No, brother-in-law, do you want to marry Xiao Yu'er?"

Cao Kun was also taken aback: "Didn't the elder brother say that he would marry his younger sister to me? I have heard from Huang Taiji's Fujin Zhezhe and Da Yu'er that the elder brother has a younger sister named Xiao Yuer who is about to marry in his boudoir. "

Wu Keshan: "..."

He turned his head to look at Hai Lanzhu speechlessly, thinking what should I do with my younger sister?
I have slept all this time, can I return it?
Wu Keshan was so tired, he looked at the joyful Cao Kun with a stiff face, and when he wanted to explain something, he finally changed the subject and said: "I heard an old saying in Ming Dynasty, it is called E Huang Nv Ying..."

"Brother also knows the story of our Han people?"

"Know a thing or two." Wu Keshan's heart was bleeding: "My good brother-in-law, why don't you marry Hai Lanzhu too."

Cao Kun's face straightened: "This..."

Wu Keshan's face darkened: "Ehuang Nvying, working together as a husband is a good story. For the friendship between you and me, in order to solve the disaster of weapons, good brother-in-law, you should marry two."

Cao Kun was helpless: "Since the eldest brother said so, then I have no choice but to agree."

Wu Keshan never expected that Cao Kun would be so shameless.

After the banquet was over, he looked at Hai Lanzhu in distress and complained: "Why did you let him succeed so easily? It's good now, and I have to pay a little jade."

Hai Lanzhu rolled her eyes: "He broke in at night, and I was taking a bath again, what do you want me to do? I see what he means, no matter I am here or not, I can't run away. Instead of making him angry, it's better It’s better to take the initiative, anyway, sooner or later you’ll have to give it.”

"But where am I going to find a younger sister now?" Wu Keshan spread his hands together: "It's not like you don't know that Xiao Yu'er was cheated by that bastard Dorgon, and now she is probably unclean. What's more, I Couldn't find her either."

(End of this chapter)