This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 227 17: Someone has done this poem
The first village in the world.

hall.

Jiu'er sat behind the table, flipped the booklet in front of him with his hand, and said without raising his head, "Qin Ge, he is quite talented in poetry and cooking, and is currently engaged..."

"Ahem, owner Rong. I don't like that girl. We can break off the engagement." Qin Ge knelt on the ground solemnly and said, "Actually, what I like is the heroic and heroic girl who disguises herself as a man. I think When I came to the owner of the villa, I couldn't help but feel a great deal of poetry."

Jiu'er became interested: "What about you?"

Qin Ge's spirit was shaken: "If life is just like the first time you saw it..."

Next to him, Li Qingyuan covered his eyes in pain.

Sure enough, Jiu'er's complexion changed, it was as black as the bottom of a pot: "Fork down, hit thirty sticks."

"Vendor Master, listen to me...Vendor Master, please forgive me."

Jiu'er curled her lips: "Who am I with whom? There is no respect at all. Add another ten sticks and hit hard."

After all, Li Qingyuan couldn't bear it. Seeing the beaten brother, he sneaked over: "Brother, this poem...someone has done it before."

Qin Ge: "..."

A moment later, Qin Ge was still in front of Jiu'er like a dead dog.Jiu'er continued to say with a blank expression: "You have extraordinary cooking skills and low character. The shopkeeper sent his daughter to you to help you handle the household registration. You spy on your mother-in-law, and your thoughts are wrong. This owner is quite contemptuous. But look I'll give you a chance for your craftsmanship. Stay in my No. [-] village as a cook, and become the number one cook in the world. Otherwise, you will be crushed into the prison..."

"I would like to go to the prison." Qin Ge said struggling.

Jiu'er was taken aback: "What did you say?"

"My lord, the villain is willing to go to the prison." Qin Ge said with a firm gaze as he lay on the ground without me.

"you sure?"

"The villain is sure, the villain is going to the prison."

"Do you know where the sky prison is?"

"Well, I haven't been there, but I have heard of it. The people there are all talented people, they speak nicely, they are hospitable, and they are very good at coming. When I go to the prison, it is like returning to my own home. I feel very warm , quite an honor."

Jiu'er rolled his eyes angrily: "Okay, as you wish. I will send you to the prison tomorrow, don't regret it."

Qin Ge's face was full of surprise: "Thank you, Master."

Hahaha, magic tricks, here I come.

Damn Shangguan Haitang, you wait for me.When Lao Tzu learns the invincibility of Vajra, he must let you know what it means to overwhelm the world and cry bitterly.

Jiu'er picked up another pamphlet: "Li Qingyuan, young and demented... an apple was hit on the head more than two months ago, and he shouted and ran away..."

Li Qingyuan was dumbfounded, and Qin Ge also had a strange expression: "Brother, what have you realized? Gravity?"

Li Qingyuan gritted his teeth: "You know what, I was pretending to be crazy at the time, how could I be seen by others."

At this moment, Jiu'er picked up a pair of things with a strange expression: "I'm asking online, can I survive hiding in the cellar and eating my own excrement? Wait online, it's very urgent."

"It's actually quite beautiful to have a hole in a cucumber."

"I'm bleeding today, rest for a few days."

"How can we destroy Liao in one day? All we need is an east wind."

"I want this day..."

"Sun Chengzong is dying, and I don't have much time left."

"Can you bribe the eunuch and hide in the Qing palace perfectly?"

"Can Qinhuai Bayan and Hong Niangzi coexist?"

Li Qingyuan's face turned red when he heard this, and Qin Ge next to him looked weird: "Brother, you are the most coquettish."

"I'm still a child." Li Qingyuan said shyly.

The Ninth Princess picked up a bunch of things again, and said with a strange look: "The earth is round? Can you believe it? This is really nonsense..."

Snapped.

She put down the board with a dark face: "Why are your words so strange? Missing arms and legs?"

Li Qingyuan was about to answer, but Jiu'er said: "My No. [-] village in the world is to recruit all kinds of talents. Li Qingyuan, although your brain is abnormal, you are unique after all. After all, even a fool would not say that the earth is round." of."

"Let me ask you, are you willing to stay in my No. [-] village in the world?"

Qin Ge was in a hurry: "Brother, go to the prison, you have magical powers."

Li Qingyuan hesitated for a moment: "My lord, how about staying in the first village?"

"Brother, you are so stupid." Qin Ge complained angrily.

Jiu'er glanced at the two of them: "After you stay, I will naturally have my first family to support you. Of course, when you are needed, you must not delay."

"Ah, it's acceptable." Li Qingyuan muttered, and then asked: "Then what am I number one in the world?"

"Of course the number one in the world is crazy."

"..."

Li Qingyuan's face turned dark, and he almost ran away.But after thinking about it, I'm a lunatic, so I don't need to work hard, no matter whether it's the iron brave god or something else, it's not easy to deal with, and if I don't do well, my life will be lost.

Although the heavenly prison's magical skills are good, the uncertainty is also high.

After such a comparison, Li Qingyuan immediately nodded in embarrassment: "A lunatic is a lunatic, but fortunately he is still number one in the world. Then dare to ask the owner, what do I need to do?"

Jiu'er said: "When it's time to charge into battle, you will be at the forefront."

"Why is this?" Li Qingyuan collapsed.

Jiu'er had a weird face on his face: "Crazy, you must not be afraid. You can boost your morale by running ahead. Don't worry, when you die, the owner of this village will definitely give you a grand funeral and ask His Majesty to reward you personally The first crazy, let you honor your ancestors, and have an explanation to your parents under Jiuquan."

"The owner's treatment is very good, including food, lodging, and rewards, but I would like to go to the prison."

Jiu'er: "..."

Jiu'er is not depressed at all, she doesn't care if she is a cook or a lunatic.Immediately let people stay there and put them under strict supervision. They are going to be sent to the prison tomorrow, and they are also ordered to entertain them well.

But when she returned to her bedroom, Jiu'er was stunned.

Seeing the mess on the bed, she suddenly trembled with anger: who the hell splashed water on my bed.

Could it be the demon?
She ran to the front and looked carefully at the water marks.

Suddenly even more angry, this is still a female demon.

I haven't seen anyone sleeping on their knees, can they sleep like this?

The nine princesses sat up all night, and sent someone to notify Wang Chengen the next day to send someone to come.

Li Qingyuan and Qin Ge were taken away in their sleep, and were thrown into the dungeon with a click. The stench came, and they opened their eyes in a daze.

I saw a dozen dirty big men looking at the two little white sheep with bright eyes, and walked over with weird smiles while pinching their fingers.

Li Qingyuan: "Where is the divine skill?"

Qin Ge: 'I don't know...don't come here. '

Li Qingyuan turned pale in shock, and backed away again and again: "Help me..."

The jailer hid beside him and watched with a smile.

Li Qingyuan was terrified: "I can flatten Liao in March..."

(End of this chapter)