This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 243 33: A World Unfriendly to Men

"First thing I do when I wake up

Chill out for yourself first

wobbly, no effort

Everyone will be punished to squat down..."

Zhang Yan squatted by the well, salvaged the well water, and hummed a sweet song with her small mouth.Early in the morning, she was as happy as a lark, shaking her waist, rolling up her sleeves, revealing her snow-white and tender forearms.

Crash.

The clear water splashed on his face, which made his heart feel cold and his heart soared.

"Sister Zhang, why don't you boil some hot water? Are you not cold?"

The little beggar came out with her arms folded. She was still wearing tattered clothes, but she had several extra sets of clothes.

"Look at my hands." Zhang Yanyu held the cold water in her hand and faced the little beggar with a smile.The little beggar came over with staring eyes: "Why is your hand... oh, it's frozen."

I saw that the fistful of water in Zhang Yan's hand had froze visible to the naked eye, and then Zhang Yan rubbed her hands together, and the ice crystal turned into crumbs. She clenched her hands tightly and shook it vigorously.

The sound of puff puff puff came, but the wall was full of densely packed holes, large and small.

The little beggar covered his mouth: "I've never seen such skill before."

"This is ice true energy, if you want to practice, I can teach you."

"I practice, I practice,"

"Oh? I heard from Da Huangrong that you were the most playful when you were young, but you were very talented but had no interest in martial arts. When you get older, it's too late to practice."

"No way... I'm just playing for fun." The little beggar pouted: "She is her, and I am me. Besides, after practicing this thing, I don't have to worry about the scorching heat in summer anymore."

"Hee hee, you have a good idea after all. People study this martial art, not for summer vacation."

"The other martial arts are too hard. You practice hard in the cold and heat, and your progress is not obvious." The little beggar pouted: "If I can practice while sleeping, I must be a famous master in the martial arts. Of course, I can also cook. It’s even better if you practice.”

Zhang Yan smiled, and nodded the little beggar's eyebrows: "I do have the skills to sleep and practice, but I'm afraid you don't want to practice."

The little beggar pinched his waist and stared, shaking his head: "I don't practice that thing, it's so disgusting. By the way, sister Zhang, how can you bear that thing? Huh... I really want to vomit."

Zhang Yan blushed and patted the little beggar: "Sooner or later you will have such a day."

The little beggar shook his head resolutely, washed his cheeks, looked at the roof with his plain face facing the sky, his big eyes were bright and emerald: "Is this bad guy absorbing Zixia again? The sun has been sucked out and turned off."

Zhang Yan looked up, only to see Cao Kun sitting cross-legged on the roof, facing east.In the winter, they only wear a white square, revealing their incomparably strong flesh.

She smiled and said: "Don't worry about him, it's annoying to death every day without stopping."

Hearing this, the little beggar hurriedly chased after him excitedly, hugging Zhang Yan's arm and muttering in a low voice: "My good sister, tell me quickly, has he always been so obsessed with you before?"

Zhang Yan blushed and bit her lip: "Why are you asking these questions?"

"I'm just curious."

"What are you talking about? Hurry up, this damn girl is wetting the bed." The big beauty shouted from the room.

The little beggar ran over with his mouth pouted: "What a dead girl, don't you think that's you?"

"Isn't it you too?"

The little beggar was suddenly annoyed: "Did I behave like this when I was a child? It's really shameful."

She has always felt that she has icy muscles and bones, and exists like a little fairy, even if she eats, she has to eat the most delicate things.But I don't want to wet the bed when I was a child, it is really embarrassing.

"What are you talking about?" The big beauty hugged the child and landed on the ground. Zhang Yan and the little beggar were busy changing the sheets. The little beggar shook the sheets and said angrily, "You are so young, where did you get so much water? I don't see you eating too much nasi water?"

"Nonsense." The big beauty kicked the little beggar, and the little beggar said, "What else can I say? I asked Sister Zhang if that bad guy was so obsessed before. Sister Zhang was too shy to tell me."

The big beauty blushed: "What are you asking, but it is true. Although this person is a bit bad, he really treats you very well, sister Zhang."

Zhang Yan didn't bother with the titles of her older sister and younger sister anymore, they had been together for more than a month, and they already had a close relationship.At this moment, when she heard this, she pursed her lips and said with a smile: "This is excellent? It's not because he is greedy for enjoyment."

The big beauty chuckled: "Look at the corners of your mouth turned up to the sky. If we women can meet such a person who is greedy for enjoyment, then we will be convinced."

Zhang Yan whispered: "Then I'm going to tell you, it's okay to just meet him before, but recently, he doesn't like that very much. I didn't expect that after the two of you came, he would be alone Let's make a fuss."

The little beggar didn't know why.

The beauty blushed and glared at Zhang Yan, and she complained angrily and embarrassingly: "Why are you letting go of me like this... Huh, so it turns out that you are only thinking about teasing us."

"Life is short, you have to enjoy yourself in time." She took the child and asked the beauty to change her clothes, and then said: "There is a saying that there are flowers that can be broken straight, don't wait for no flowers to be broken. There are such things Don't cherish time, wait until he is gone, then it will be too late to cherish."

The beauty took a deep look at Zhang Yan. She already knew Zhang Yan's identity and her relationship with Cao Kun.Although these two people are not named husband and wife, it stands to reason that she should despise them.But he didn't want the relationship between the two of them to be better than many couples, and for a while it made the beauty feel lost.

Isn't she flowerless at the moment?This is not even a broken branch.

The three women take care of the children while cooking.

When Cao Kun came down after practicing martial arts, it happened to be time to eat.

The little beggar muttered in dissatisfaction: "You really know how to choose the time, are you used to it?"

Cao Kun said with a smile: "A gentleman stays away from the kitchen."

The little beggar rolled his eyes angrily.

While eating, Cao Kun took out a ring and handed it to Zhang Yan: "Drop some blood, and you will know how to use it."

Zhang Yan knew that Cao Kun had a magical ring, but she didn't want to give herself one now.She happily put it on her hand, and said happily, "Didn't you give it to Jiu'er?"

"She just borrowed it, so naturally she has to return it."

"So that's it." Zhang Yan smiled: "Bad thing, I searched for a property, and I can move there when it's cleaned up. Don't worry, you don't need to spend money, someone will respect us."

Cao Kun moved his wrist, and his face was full of confusion: "I think living here is very good. Although the house is a bit narrow, it is very warm. Everyone is crowded together, which makes us feel quite safe."

The three women stared at each other, wondering what Cao Kun was paying attention to?
The two beds were separated by a curtain, day and night, but it was so annoying.

Zhang Yan rolled her eyes: "I'm in charge of this matter, I will take my sister and sister to see the place today, and find someone to clean up by the way."

Cao Kun could only sigh helplessly, but looked at the beautiful woman with a heartbeat: "I listened to your discussion, what kind of formation do you know?"

The beauty pursed her lips and smiled: "Naturally, my Peach Blossom Island formation is well-known all over the world, even the five masters will be trapped in it if they don't know much. What, do you want to arrange some formation?"

The little beggar interrupted: "Me too..."

Cao Kun stared: "When adults talk, children don't want to interrupt."

She also stared, with her cheeks puffed out and her hands resting on the table, her snow-white neck straightened and she glared at Cao Kun: "I want to interrupt, and ah, when women talk, men don't want to interrupt."

"Hmph, I also understand formations. If you arrange formations, you can ask me, and I will help you."

Cao Kun rolled his eyes: "You are very young, and you can see that you have little talent and learning. On the contrary, Rhubarb Rong is different. It has round pearls and jade, and has a variety of styles. It can be seen that it has withstood rain, wind, and hardship. This art method You must be superior to others in matters of business, and you must have a strategic mind in terms of knowledge, knowledge is like an ocean, unfathomable."

The big beauty raised the corners of her mouth proudly, and raised her chin slightly: "Where is the little girl, although she has some talents, how can she be called unfathomable? On the contrary, you, a villain, come here as soon as you open your mouth. Although you are not a serious person, it can be seen that your knowledge is also profound. " She said here, and her legs were raised, and the embroidered shoes were hanging on her toes, shaking them.

The little beggar next to him rolled his eyes angrily and turned his head to look at the sky, stuffed a piece of beef into his mouth, and just held his chin with his jade hand to grind his silver teeth.

Zhang Yan chuckled: "Okay, if you have any idea, just say it, don't flatter each other." Cao Kun was about to speak, Zhang Yan stared, and warned with a strange look: "Don't make trouble, the two of them don't understand. I really feel that you have nothing good to say."

Cao Kun smiled shyly: "Where is that, I am not thinking, if the yard is big, we can arrange some formations. This can show my status as an expert, shock others, and make people dare not underestimate it. Being able to guard your home is also good for your safety."

"Furthermore, Mr. Sun Ge has already returned to Beijing. Chongzhen asked me if he could open a martial arts school. I thought about it for a long time and made a decision. Instead of opening a martial arts school, it is better to open a school."

The big beauty's eyes lit up: "What school?"

Seeing that she was interested, Cao Kun narrowed his eyes immediately: "This school teaches astronomy and geography, Confucianism and martial arts. I divide it into two subjects, civil and military. Wu is very simple, but writing is quite complicated. To study literature, you must learn the six arts of a gentleman." However, martial arts practitioners don't have too many requirements. Of course, if you want to learn advanced, those who want to come to practice should go back and study hard."

"You can learn if you are talented enough in liberal arts, but martial arts requires a moral test, so you can't spread it easily. At that time, I will invite Sister Rong to participate in it and divide it carefully. I also want to teach a formation class, and invite Sister Rong to be the lecturer."

Before Big Huang Rong could speak, the little beggar said excitedly: "My good brother, since you sincerely invite me, how can I refuse you? I don't know how much you will be treated?"

Cao Kun's eyes were deep: "Three sets of uniforms, one pointer, ten pairs of special shoes, board and lodging included, and a monthly salary of one hundred taels. If you want to get married, I will reluctantly do it...don't fight."

The big and small Huang Rong raised their hands in reproach, and the little girl also waved her arms squeakily, which showed that Cao Kun was completely angry.

He secretly sighed that there was a long way to go, but he said in a serious manner: "As for the martial arts school, let's wait for the graduates from the academy to come to open it. I don't know much about these things. Why don't you three study it carefully, When the time comes, Yan'er, you will be the master of the academy, you two will be the deputy master and the lecturer, and the other lecturers will be hired from outside, how about that?"

"What about you? Why don't you come to be the Palace Master?"

"I'm the man who wants to be the palace lord."

"As expected, you still want to be the Palace Master, so I'll let... ouch?" Zhang Yan was anxious, and finally came to her senses, blushing, grabbed the chopsticks and threw them over.

The big and small Huang Rong also blushed with anger, scolded Deng Tuzi for being shameless, and threw the chopsticks over like hidden weapons.

Cao Kun laughed loudly, turned around and ran away: "I'll design the uniform and contact female celebrities. The three of you can go to Chongzhen to ask for a place. As for the name of the school, I don't bother to care about it."

Zhang Yan and Da Huangrong looked at Erlang's legs, the embroidered shoes hanging on the sedan chair and shook each other, they looked at each other with jade hands resting their cheeks and rolled their eyes, they really smiled, full of flair.

The little beggar held his cheeks with his hands, his cheeks were bulging, and his big eyes were round. He didn't seem to understand why the two of them were so interesting, but they still thought they were pretty.

So she also learned to raise her legs and shake her feet, and put her chin on her jade hand in a pretentious manner.But it's a pity, after all, it's too youthful, naughty is naughty, but it doesn't have that charming look.

The little beggar looked downcastly at her chest, and the big beauty rubbed her head and said with a smile, "Don't worry, you will grow up sooner or later."

The three of them ate breakfast and didn't clean up the dishes, so they took the children out and came to a certain mansion: "This yard has been abandoned for a long time, and it was the son-in-law's mansion back then. Wei Zhongxian was removed when His Majesty ascended the throne, and Zhou's son-in-law It was the eagle dog under Wei Zhongxian's command, so he was also beheaded, and the house was left empty."

Zhang Yan explained all the way, and when he entered it, he saw that the house was very large, covering a wide area, with carved railings, jade buildings, rockery, flowing water, pavilions and pavilions.

Beauties like to enjoy themselves, and when they saw this scene, they nodded happily: "I like it."

"I like it too. When the time comes, peach blossoms will be planted and these rockeries will be replaced."

"I know Feng Shui, I can adjust one or two, this creek needs to be diverted."

"The small pavilion is too vulgar, I will write poems later."

The three of you talked to each other, and the yard has been properly divided. The little beggar suddenly clapped his hands and said, "What's the name of our family?"

The beauty thought for a while: "Go back and ask that bad guy."

The little beggar pouted: "Ask him what he does? It's called Peach Blossom Palace. We left Peach Blossom Island. It would be nice to have Peach Blossom Palace."

The big beauty looked at the little beggar's flamboyant posture, and couldn't help thinking of her eccentricity when she was young. She shook her head and said, "The palace can't be used indiscriminately."

Zhang Yan said with a smile: "It's okay, I can decide this matter."

"Sister Zhang is better." The little beggar clapped his hands impatiently: "I will be the supervisor, and the two sisters will assist me. Let's go and recruit people."

"Don't worry, His Majesty has already arranged everything, we just need to give orders."

"Ah...it's so hard for me to do something with my own hands."

……

Sitting in the study, Cao Kun spread out the manuscript paper, took out tools and began to paint.He has spent decades in the world of Xiaoao, not only practicing martial arts, but also playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting at the level of a generation of masters.

Moreover, there were many indescribable items in the spoils last time, so there are really many things in Li Laiheng's ring.

Cao Kun picked up a brush to paint, and in a moment a teacher with eye sockets, wearing a black suit, black stockings, stepping on high heels and holding a black pointer came to life on the paper.

After painting, Cao Kun took out stockings, suits, high heels, and a small whip from the ring space as a reference.As for the eyes, it doesn't have any, but it's easy to make.

Anyway, no lenses, just a frame.

He picked up a brush and drew a cheongsam so that the three of them could wear it as casual clothes on weekdays.This cheongsam is very beautiful, they must like it.Of course, the three of them didn't know that Cao Kun was just doing it for convenience.

Cao Kun dried the ink and put away the drawings.

Then take a card from the space.

There is a small frame on this card, and there is a small person under the small frame. This small person makes a kneeling appearance, as if he is kneeling or praying for something.

Wishing Card: Come and make a wish to me.

Note: If the desire is too high, unpredictable changes may occur.

Every time Cao Kun saw the reminder below, his eyebrows twitched wildly.To be honest, after knowing that this is a wishing card, Cao Kun's first thought was 'Invincible', but after seeing the prompt below, Cao Kun realized, if this card is so powerful, is Invincible really invincible?
Moreover, this unpredictable change is also very thought-provoking.

For more than a month, when Cao Kun and Zhang Yan got along with each other, they were also thinking about this problem.How to make a wish that does not lose grade but is not very difficult?
After thinking for a long time, Cao Kun made up his mind today.

He slowly wrote down a few large characters: Immortality.

Cao Kun was excited. For mortals, immortality is a longing, but for immortals, this is the most basic operation.

This wish of mine seems difficult, but it is actually between mortals and immortals.

After such an analysis, this wish does not seem so outrageous.

Cao Kun also thought about immortality, but after struggling for a while, he still felt that immortality was a little more difficult than immortality.

In the end, he chose the simpler option of immortality.

"This... is easy to achieve."

Cao Kun said nervously in his heart, the next moment, the card turned into a streamer, and immediately sucked Cao Kun in.

"Wait, can this also travel through?"

Cao Kun opened his eyes the next moment, stunned.He looked at the dark sky, and beside him lay a little boy in a big dress. The little boy opened his eyes and looked at Cao Kun with pain on his face: "Ah? Who are you?"

Cao Kun was taken aback: "Who are you?"

"My name is Kudo Shinichi, what's the matter...not good, come with me."

Cao Kun: "???"

He had a bad premonition, looked down and saw his own little hands and feet.

Cao Kun collapsed in an instant, and pulled his belt in a panic.

"Hey, you run away with me, the bad guys are coming."

Conan pulled Cao Kun up and ran away. Cao Kun was full of grief and indignation: "Pants, my pants..."

"It's too late."

Cao Kun stomped his feet angrily, because his pants fell off when he was running because of his smaller stature.

Under the dark night, two little kids ran wildly holding hands and shaking their snow-white little butts.

"Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? Why are you following those two men in black?"

"I do not know."

"Fortunately, I found you. I didn't expect them to be so cruel. They knocked us out and gave us poison." Conan said firmly, "But don't be afraid, I'm Kudo Shinichi, I must find the black clothes People, find the antidote."

Cao Kun was speechless, what do you mean I followed the man in black?What the hell is going on with this damn wishing card?

He ran after Conan with a dark face, and suddenly saw a group of pedestrians in front of him.

"Look, that kid has no clothes on."

"Wow... is this really a child? He is a donkey monster."

"Oh my god, Si Guoyi!!! Whoa whoa!!!"

Cao Kun threw Conan away and ran away clutching his legs.

Conan: "Hey, don't be afraid of being ridiculed by others... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAre you really a kid? '

This damned immortality, is there such an immortality as you?

Cao Kun's face was full of grief and indignation, and his mind was shaken.He ran out of the alley, jumped forward and was about to perform lightness kung fu.But suddenly turned his head and looked, a car was rushing on the street.

With a twitch of his heart, Cao Kun supported his inner strength to protect himself, and then ran out.

It looks like the way it is now...you can only find a beautiful young woman to adopt to fool around.

Squeak.

Bang.

"God..."

……

"Xiao Lan, I'm sorry to trouble you, but you must take good care of my brother."

"Really, mom, when did you give birth to another son? What do you want dad to do? He already knows he's wrong, please give him a chance to correct himself. "

"I've already said that this is my adopted orphan. Also, do you want me to tell you what your father looks like? Xiaolan, if you don't want to help, mother has no choice but to take him to work together."

"Oh, I didn't say no to help..."

Cao Kun opened his eyes, and in front of him was a girl kneeling on the ground doing homework.This kind of kneeling posture seems to only exist in anime.

"Are you awake?" Xiaolan turned her head, raised her eyebrows with a bad expression, "My name is Xiaolan, you can call me sister. Brat, where are your family members?"

Cao Kun blinked: "I don't remember."

Xiao Lan clenched her fists and stared: "Ba Ga."

"A muddy horse."

"Ah?" Xiaolan's face was full of cuteness, and then she boasted: "Are you hungry? What do you want to eat? Hurry up to take a bath, change clothes and go out. Damn it, I still have an appointment. Yuanzi must be waiting."

Cao Kun didn't want to move.

Xiaolan ran over and mentioned Cao Kun: "Children are the most troublesome things. I am still a high school student, and I have experienced the life of my mother in advance. Give me a bath and you...take off."

"Are you really a child?"

"Is it usually mom who cleans for you?"

"answer me!"

Cao Kun was put on a suit by Xiaolan with a broken face, and he left the apartment holding hands and came to the agreed place.

"What a cute boy, Xiao Lan, where did you find it, tell me quickly."

Yuanzi ran over bluffing, Cao Kun was terrified, and turned around to hug Xiaolan's thigh.

After playing for a day, when Xiaolan returned home with a tired body, he saw that there was a kid in the house.

a few days later.

"Sister Xiaolan, help me take a bath."

Xiaolan's eyebrows twitched wildly, she clenched her fists and kicked over with fury.

Fei Mili wore a silk ultra-short nightgown, and knelt on the bed to help Cao Kun tuck the quilt. Then she smiled, bowed her head tenderly, kissed Cao Kun's forehead and said, "Sleep well, don't kick the quilt anymore. After Mom goes through the enrollment procedures, you can have many, many good friends to play with."

It is impossible to fall asleep without kicking the quilt. Seeing Fei Mili pull aside the quilt next to her and lie down, Cao Kun started kicking the quilt again.

In the early morning of the next day, Fei Mili helplessly looked at the sleeping child in her arms, and couldn't help but have a headache: "What should I do today, do I still have to call Xiao Lan over?"

Cao Kun opened his eyes: "Mom, I can take care of myself."

Fei Mili immediately shook her head: "No, you are still young, you need someone to take care of you." She got up and came to the phone, knelt on the ground and lay on the coffee table, and said lazily with her slender body blooming: "Xiaolan, mom I'm going to trouble you again..."

"There is a lot of pocket money. Remember to help your brother take a bath. He is still young. What will he wash himself after throwing it into the bathtub? He will drown. The bathtub is so big. Be sure to wash it... What a good boy."

"Party... Okay, okay, as long as you help me take care of the children, on Sunday, mother will promise you to have dinner with your father. Really, they even negotiated terms... It's really a pick-me-up!"

Fei Mili raised her voice and hung up the phone angrily.Then he pinched his waist and got up, looking helplessly at Cao Kun who was lying on the bed: "Little Kunkun, you are already a big child, you have to learn to get up by yourself."

Cao Kun nodded, lifted the quilt and got up.

"Pajamas." Fei Mili picked up the pajamas devastated: "Why don't you like restraint, kid? Do you yearn for freedom so much?"

She made breakfast, finished eating with Cao Kun, and then left home with her bag, urging Xiaolan to come over quickly before leaving.

Cao Kun leaned on the floor-to-ceiling windows with a strange expression and looked down: "It's such a boring world. What can I do here? Destroy the winery? That's too boring."

"But life like this is so boring, why don't I organize it too?"

"How about the tea factory?"

Cao Kun's eyes fell on the TV, which was playing Yoko Okino's program. It is said that this is the goddess of a certain uncle, and even the uncle is crazy about it.

and many more……

Many people say that a certain uncle is the mastermind behind the world of Ke Xue, playing around with Conan, and has been pretending to be stupid to cover up himself.

But when Cao Kun thinks of the naive look of a certain uncle, he doesn't feel like a smart person?Is this the realm of camouflage of the boss?
Cao Kun patted his head: "If you have nothing to do, it must be interesting to build a tea factory that spans over."

Cao Kun shook the uncle out of his mind, looked at Yoko Okino on TV with his chin in his hand, and said, how can an uncle be as good-looking as a female star?

Did the tea factory start with female stars?
Someone knocked on the door.

Cao Kun got up quickly: "Here we come."

"How many times have I said, you have to ask who is outside first, and then open the door after making sure it's your own person, do you have any brains?"

Xiaolan stood at the door, pinching her waist with her hands and leaning forward, opened her mouth and sprayed fiercely at Cao Kun.

"Really, I want to help you take a bath again. You can learn from Conan, he can take a bath by himself." Xiaolan lifted Cao Kun into the bathtub and said, "Don't struggle." She warned with threatening eyes.

Change your clothes and leave the house.

Yuanzi excitedly bought ice cream for Cao Kun: "Xiao Lan, if you don't like him, you can lend me a few days to play with him. Look at him, he is so cute, he looks so flexible when eating ice cream."

"Ah?"

Cao Kun rolled his eyes and looked at the two of them. If they set up a tea factory, what kind of tea would Xiaolan be?What kind of tea is Yuanzi?
Other organizations have code names, so should my tea factory also have code names.

Really distressed ah.

Cao Kun found that traveling to Conan's world was really boring, and he faced various challenges every day.For example, now, when Fei Mili walked into the hot spring holding Cao Kun's hand, Cao Kun suddenly felt all kinds of malicious eyes.

"Big lawyer, is this your son? He's really mighty and majestic."

"Don't run away, brat, you're really not good at all."

"Auntie treats you to seafood."

Cao Kun, who didn't participate in the detective plot, soon got tired of this boring life full of malice.

"Little Kunkun, don't leave after school. The teacher will check your homework. And your mother said that she entrusted you to the teacher on a business trip in the past few days. You should be obedient."

"Teacher, what is obedient?"

"Of course you are obedient if you listen to me."

Cao Kun's eyes were terrified, and the other party squinted his big eyes proudly: "Little Kunkun is still so timid, but he is really easy to bully."

Months...maybe some time later,.

Anyway, when he came to this world, Cao Kun never felt the flow of time again.

It's not that he didn't do anything, at least the ring space was stuffed full of food, and there were countless clothes.Cao Kun didn’t need someone to do the uniforms he painted by himself. He collected countless pieces, enough for the three of them to wear for a lifetime.

The world of Ke Xue is really a world with well-developed props, and in this peaceful world, wineries are hidden in it, and there is a tea factory in the depths.

(End of this chapter)