This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 289 5: The Sock Emperor

Chapter 289 5: The Sock Emperor

The full moon hangs in the sky, just like the day.

"Your Majesty, just after the end of the war, is it inappropriate for the capital to be so lively?"

Although Sun Chengzong was a little relieved to see the bustle of the streets in the capital, he still asked worriedly.

Chongzhen smiled and raised his hand: "Look at these lanterns, I have never seen such a lively night since I succeeded to the throne. The capital gathered to look at the refugees. Although I have some food in stock, there is not much left after the war. How to feed these refugees is already a crucial point."

"Your Majesty wants to revive business?" Sun Chengzong frowned and asked.

Chongzhen shook his head: "Before I didn't know what to do. I just watched the people suffer. I couldn't bear the curfew. I wanted to let them work more. I didn't want the people to work more because of the prosperity of commerce. It's getting better."

"I can't help but think about it. It's said that merchants are profit-seeking and have no loyalty to the country. I understand this. It's just that it can't do without merchants. At least there are merchants walking, and the food in the capital has increased."

After a pause, Chongzhen burst out laughing: "The Commander once told me that a man is a man who walks on two legs. I always thought that the Commander was scolding those weak bones who surrendered to the Tartars and became slaves. It wasn't until this war that I suddenly Mingwu."

Sun Chengzong couldn't help laughing: "It's true that being a slave is on all fours, and this commander is telling the truth. It's just that your majesty, I don't know what you have realized, can you tell the old minister."

Chongzhen laughed and said: "In this war, when I defended the city, the people and the soldiers worked together, but the city was still in chaos. It wasn't until I couldn't help but let those bastards who read sage books do things again, that the situation in the city was stable. Come down. Only then did I understand that the so-called two legs are both civil and military, and they are indispensable."

Speaking of this, Chongzhen restrained his smile: "My Ming Dynasty has had constant party struggles, and you scholars have fought back and forth, but in the end the status of generals has become lower and lower. It is true that the eldest brother and the second brother fought, but the third brother was beaten to death .Mr. Sun Ge, you scholars have a lot of eyes, and I even suspect that you have been arguing and arguing, whether it is all discussed."

Sun Chengzong blushed, embarrassed and at a loss.If we say that we negotiated well, that would really wrong them. After all, although they are all scholars, they also have their own ideas, and this fight is also a real fight.It's just that we have a tacit understanding with each other. When we scholars fight, suppressing generals is just a matter of convenience.

Being pointed out by Chongzhen at this moment, Sun Chengzong didn't know how to answer for a while.

Chongzhen didn't want him to answer, but went on to say: "It is the generals and soldiers who fight their lives, but those who work their lives are not as good as reciting poems and composing poems. Whoever puts this on will feel bad. Mr. Sun Ge, I let you You work hard, pointing your nose and scolding you, can you feel better?"

"Hey, I understand why the soldiers of the Ming Dynasty are not as good as the Tartars. The root lies in me."

The soles of Sun Chengzong's feet were itchy. To put it bluntly, what Chongzhen said was to blame their civil servants for fighting among themselves.He was at a loss, raised his head and looked around, but saw a beautiful woman with a veil sitting on the roof next to her in Tsing Yi Building. There was a Yaoqin on the woman's knees, her slender hands fluttered, and the sound of the piano filled the air.

"This is Chen Nuxia?"

"She is very powerful, but I can't beat her."

"..."

There is something wrong with this emperor, you, an emperor, judge things, why do you always fail to beat them?Your Majesty, we have subordinates, we need to use our brains.

At this moment, Chen Yuanyuan on the roof jumped down on his toes, and Sun Chengzong's eyebrows twitched wildly when he saw it: "Hurry up..." Before he finished speaking, he saw Chen Yuanyuan in mid-air, twisting his slender waist, and unexpectedly changed. Lost direction and fell into the building in an unreasonable way.

Chongzhen patted Sun Chengzong on the shoulder: "You... understand?"

The corner of Sun Chengzong's mouth twitched.

Going more and more remote, Sun Chengzong looked at the dark alley and frowned slightly, thinking that this place is not safe at first glance, how does His Majesty know the way so well, does it come here often?
He vigilantly guarded Chongzhen, but found that both Chongzhen and Wang Chengen were extremely relaxed and unguarded.

Sun Chengzong didn't dare to remonstrate indiscriminately. Today, there are too many face-slapping things.When he was eating, he was about to persuade Chongzhen to take care of the dragon body and eat more rice, when Chongzhen took a big pot and cooked a pot of rice.

Sun Chengzong had seen too many things that he couldn't understand, and he whispered: "Your Majesty, who is this commander?"

While talking, he came to the gate of a small courtyard.

Chongzhen didn't answer, but knocked on the door. After a while, there was a creak, and the courtyard door was opened.

Sun Chengzong looked up, but his pupils shrank, and he was about to salute with a flick of his arms.

Zhang Yan chuckled, shook her jade hand, and an invisible force rose from the void, supporting Sun Chengzong to straighten his waist: "Sun Ge, you don't need to be polite."

"My lady..."

Zhang Yan said with a smile: "Come in, don't call me your empress, call me...well, call me Palace Master."

"Ah this..."

"The emperor's sister-in-law founded a school, determined to teach the world's talents."

"Oh, I have seen the Palace Master."

It turned out to be the Palace Master.

Sun Chengzong breathed a sigh of relief and stepped into the small courtyard, but suddenly narrowed his eyes, and saw a rocking chair in the courtyard, and a beautiful woman with a big belly was lying on the rocking chair.The beautiful woman was holding a tray on her chest, twirling a bunch of grapes with one hand and eating happily, and pointing with the other hand, she laughed and scolded: "If you don't work hard, you will be sad. If I had practiced more back then, I wouldn't have just come out." The rivers and lakes are being chased by the four ghosts of the Yellow River. You are lucky now, and you don’t even work hard when I give you the magic tricks, so you still want to go to heaven?"

Sun Chengzong looked, but saw on the flat ground not far away, there was an eccentric young girl who was rolling up her sleeves to reveal her white and tender arms. Those small hands were slapping the wooden stake in front of her, obviously empty. But every time a shot is taken, the stake shakes a bit, which is amazing.

Even if it was juggling, Sun Chengzong had never seen such a thing.

Chongzhen also showed doubts in his eyes. He knew that there were a few more people around Cao Kun, but he didn't ask.It's just that now I saw that Xiao Huangrong could shake the wooden pile by slapping from the air. With such terrifying strength, Chongzhen was not as good as he was for fun, but this beautiful woman was not satisfied.

Zhang Yan saw a few people who were puzzled, so she smiled lightly: "The power of this Baihong palm is as straight as you want. It is a powerful move in the palm of the air. If you can do whatever you want, it will be considered a great achievement. She It’s still far from perfect.”

As she spoke, Zhang Yan raised her jade hand and slapped lightly in front of her, but a loud crack came from behind. Sun Chengzong turned his head to look, his face changed wildly, and he saw a clear appearance on the wooden door just now. hand print.

"come in."

Zhang Yan didn't explain, and walked forward with a smile.

Sun Chengzong suppressed the horror in his heart, and followed Chongzhen into the main room in a proper manner, but saw a handsome young man with a bare upper body sitting at the table, one leg of the young man was shaking on the other, and Sun Chengzong's eyebrows twitched wildly.

He was holding a baby in his arms. While eating and drinking, the man teased the baby in his arms with a mischievous face.The child held a clear feeding bottle in both hands, giggling and sucking.

Sun Chengzong murmured in his heart, thinking that this child could not be the life of the emperor's wife?What is His Majesty doing, my sister-in-law is calling out to outsiders as a child, and she is not angry at all.

"Master Chief."

Chongzhen clasped his fists and sat down politely, as did Wang Chengen next to him, and even waved to Sun Chengzong.

"coming."

Cao Kun raised his head: "I know why you are here. Birth, old age, sickness and death are destined by God. Although I am strong, I am not strong enough to control life and death. However, Mr. Sun Ge is overworked and lacks health. If you take good care of yourself , can still be recuperated."

Snapped.

A tattered book is still on the surface.

"You take it to practice. This thing has no function, but it can refresh your mind. Eat a few more bowls of rice, which is good for your body."

Chongzhen took the book with a smile on his face and put it in his arms, but he didn't leave. Instead, he glanced at Zhang Yan and hesitated to speak.

Cao Kun hugged little Huang Rong and looked at Chongzhen speechlessly: "Do you have anything else to do?"

Chongzhen rubbed his hands: "No, I just have something to say to my sister-in-law."

Cao Kun squinted his eyes. Now the identities of several people are almost exposed, but no one deliberately said this.Cao Kun also knew about Zhang Yan's identity.Moreover, Chongzhen didn't show much intimacy at ordinary times, because he was afraid that Cao Kun would think too much.But something is wrong with Chongzhen today.

Zhang Yan was also a little surprised. For the sake of the royal family's face, she and Chongzhen were pretending to be stupid. They didn't expect that Chongzhen would take the initiative to talk to her today.

Sun Chengzong, who was next to him, was very relieved, saying that His Majesty is still His Majesty, and he cares about the face of the royal family.

I'm coming.

Your Majesty must mention the emperor's wife, pay attention to the influence, one child is enough, and you can't embarrass the royal family in the future.

Sun Chengzong looked at Chongzhen with a face full of relief.

Zhang Yan said: "You said?"

Chongzhen rubbed his hands together: "My sister-in-law knows that I practice martial arts all day long and work very hard. It's just that it was okay at the beginning, and I felt a little fresh. Now that I have practiced martial arts for many days, my heart is quite carried, and I have no interest at all. Cough cough, this... ..."

Zhang Yan was confused, she naturally knew what Chongzhen was practicing, she thought that you have so many people in your harem, but you are not interested anymore, do you still want to draft?

Chongzhen, you are floating, I don’t know how much you weigh, but you just want to do something wrong just after defeating the Tartars?

Zhang Yan was furious, her face sullen, her eyes widened, and she frantically nodded with a single finger: "You're so dizzy..."

Snapped!
Before she could finish speaking, she heard a loud bang from the side.Turning his head and looking, there is a boxy object on the ground. Looking carefully, this object is a pair of long legs with black silk, white silk fans and other silk.

Zhang Yan blushed, and quickly pulled the hem of her skirt and stretched her legs.

She turned her head and glared at Cao Kun.

Cao Kun rolled his eyes: "Take it."

Chongzhen hurried over, happily picked up the tens of kilograms of silk stockings: "Thank you, Commander, I will resign, so I won't disturb the emperor's sister-in-law to rest."

Hearing this, Zhang Yan couldn't laugh or cry.It turned out that Chongzhen had this idea, which really made people speechless.

She pouted and snorted coldly: "How do you know he wants these?"

Cao Kun rolled his eyes: "It's so simple. I am a man, and he is also a man. How can I not know what a man wants? Go, go, go, I don't have much in stock, and I will regret it later."

Chongzhen took a few steps back holding the stockings: "I'm leaving now."

Cao Kun still felt a little pained: "Hey, don't tear it up, this thing can be recycled, so be careful when cleaning it."

Chongzhen: "Can it still be torn?"

Seeing his excitement, Cao Kun wished he could slap himself.

Chongzhen took Sun Chengzong and Wang Chengen back to the palace. In order to show his importance, Chongzhen directly ordered Sun Chengzong to live in the palace for half a month.

"Wang Chengen, you and Mr. Sun Ge study this secret book of health preservation carefully. I will go back and rest first."

Chongzhen carried a large package on his shoulders, and hurried back to the harem without waiting for the two to salute.

The queen hadn't gone to bed yet, so Ah Jiu twittered with her hands behind her back, raised her head, and talked about the bustle outside, which made the queen envious: "Mother, let me tell you, you will go out with me tomorrow and stay in the palace every day." bored to death."

The queen quickly waved her hands: "No, no, I am the mother of the world, how can I run around, if I lose the face of the royal family, I will have no face to face my ancestors."

At this moment, Chongzhen walked over with stockings on his shoulders: "If the queen wants to go out, I will take you with me tomorrow."

Ah Jiu and the queen quickly got up and saluted, Chongzhen waved his hands: "Ah Jiu, you go back first."

Ah Jiu looked at Chongzhen curiously: "Father, what are you resisting?"

"Don't ask what children shouldn't ask."

Ah Jiu: "..."

"Go, go, go quickly."

Chongzhen stared and waved his hands bluffing.When the queen saw it, she hurriedly pushed Ah Jiu to run out nervously, for fear that Ah Jiu would offend the now unparalleled Emperor ZTE.

"Your Majesty, what is this?" The queen looked at Chongzhen curiously. Chongzhen squatted down, opened the package excitedly, and then took out a small package. Seeing that it was black silk, his eyes lit up immediately.He opened the package, smiled and pulled the queen to sit on the dragon bed: "Zitong, come on, raise your legs for me to see."

The queen blushed: "Your Majesty, this... this is not appropriate."

She is a dignified queen, how can she lift her legs up?Even now that Chongzhen is strong and strong, usually the empress only has slightly different legs. If she is to be held upside down, it is impossible to even think about it.

Chongzhen grabbed the queen's foot and pulled it over: "What are you afraid of, old couple."

"Huh, are these socks?" Although the queen was shy, she still peeked at her, watching her white and tender calf gradually become black and silky, and more beautiful, the queen widened her eyes, and her little toe Tilt up.

"Gollum."

Chongzhen swallowed his saliva, these stockings are so charming.

"Zitong, take two steps."

"Chen Qie...let's talk after putting on a skirt."

"Let's go like this."

"Ah this..."

The queen covered her face shyly, and started to walk on the ground with her little black silk feet.

Chongzhen giggled strangely, his eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands and walked over bent over.The queen was in a hurry: "Your Majesty, turn off the lights..."

"Turn off the lights."

"No, it's too lewd, the ancestors are above, how can your majesty be so shameless?"

The queen's face straightened, she pointed at Chongzhen solemnly and scolded him.She was a little sad, every time she scolded Chongzhen, Chongzhen had no interest, but as a queen, she had to be dignified.

Unexpectedly, Chongzhen's eyes lit up: "Zitong scolded well, keep scolding."

The queen was stunned: "You..."

"Stop, it's against the ancestral system."

"The concubine can't do it."

"Foolish Lord..."

The queen turned around and ran, Chongzhen laughed and chased after her: "I just like your serious look."

Queen: "..."

Something is wrong with your Majesty.

Inside the courtyard.

After Chongzhen left, Zhang Yan unhappily pulled off her long skirt, revealing the black suit and short skirt she was wearing underneath, as well as her stockings and high heels.

She rolled her eyes, and took little Huang Rong into her arms angrily: "What are you doing to His Majesty with those things, isn't this letting him learn bad things?"

Cao Kun laughed and said, "You don't understand the happiness of a man."

Zhang Yan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and lifted little Huang Rong high, the little girl giggled and kicked her calves, looking very happy.Zhang Yan pursed her lips and kissed the little girl tenderly: "My dear girl, when will you be able to talk?"

Cao Kun complained: "Let's have a baby of our own, aren't you taking advantage of others?"

Zhang Yan didn't look back, and gave the other party a supercilious look: "Rong'er has already promised me that I will take this girl as my daughter. Hmph, put your thoughts away for me. If you let me know, I can't keep up with you." Fighting you hard."

Cao Kun suddenly became dull: "Go to sleep."

He patted his butt and got up, feeling that he had lost the greatest joy in life, ran back to the bedroom with a sullen head, lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

Zhang Yan was speechless, ignored him, and continued to tease the child.The three of them returned to the room after Big Huangrong was under the care of Little Huangrong and the two of them took a bath together.

The next morning, Cao Kun got up and went out to practice, and came back at meal time.Zhang Yan didn't stay in bed this time, and cooked with Rhubarb Rong, patting the dough with a pair of small hands in the air, accompanied by the high-spirited voice, the dough was extremely strong.

This Dragon Subduing Palm is used by Zhang Yan for cooking, not to mention that the steamed buns taste much sweeter and more delicious than those made by humans.

, The whole family was sitting together having breakfast, Xiao Huang Rong was chattering with Cao Kun, Zhang Yan and Da Huang Rong watched this scene with a funny and gentle look, just like watching a pair of happy lovers.

"Mr. Cao, the academy has been completed, when will it start accepting students? Since the people of the capital know that the academy accepts apprentices, many people have been looking forward to it."

Zhang Yan supported the baby bottle to feed little Huang Rong: "With this baby bottle, it is much easier to take care of the baby. See if we can give birth. If we can give birth, it will be a good thing."

Cao Kun said: "I don't care about the matter of the academy. The three of you discuss it. I'm concerned about when our yard will recover. This bed is too small."

Big Huang Rong blushed, she was so tired last night that she didn't run back, but fortunately Little Huang Rong woke up late, otherwise she would have found out.

She quickly bowed her head: "It's almost ready, I'll go to urge the craftsman today to see the progress."

The small bed is a bit inconvenient.

She muttered in her heart, unable to perform many moves.

(End of this chapter)

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