This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 453 1: My sister Xiao Yan looks like a fighting emperor
Cao Kun returned to Daming World to rest for a whole day, then thought about it and decided that Zhou Xian couldn't give up so easily.

Big Ship World, Mi Li's Home.

Zhou Yixian was carrying a machine gun, and Xiaohuan pulled the ring off with a murderous look on his face, and then threw the grenade out.

Rumble.

The soldiers flew around and screamed again and again, and the grandfather and grandson turned around and ran away.

"The world is getting worse, what kind of world is this Te Niang?" Zhou Yixian wanted to cry, but Xiaohuan also collapsed: "There are so many delicious, easy-to-wear, and fun things, but people in this world don't pay attention , all of them look like monsters, but they discriminate against our Yanhuang blood."

Xiaohuan is wearing a small leather jacket, short hot pants, black leather shoes, M16 on her back, and double ponytails flying around. She is simply a violent loli.

Cao Kun looked amused, and couldn't help but say: "Look at you, you're having a lot of fun."

Zhou Yixian: "It's you bastard."

Cao Kun's black face: "I will give you a good place to go."

With his long sleeves rolled up, the two of them disappeared into this ordinary world.

On the plane of Ming Dynasty, the underworld, Zhou Yixian became the King of Yama in a daze, Xiaohuan grabbed the ponytails, and stood at the bridge of Naihe to sell Mengpo soup.

With these two people present, the underworld of the Daming Plane can be regarded as opened.

Cao Kun spent a year or two on the Daming plane, captured five or six traversers, and regained some cards. Only then did he think about going to other worlds.

He took out a card to activate it, and the figure disappeared instantly.

But the next moment, Cao Kun was stunned, his whole body was in great pain, and he directly turned into the most primitive energy body.

"Wait, what's going on?"

"Reincarnation card? You won't let me reincarnate, right?"

"I lost it, why is there another one next to it?"

Cao Kun was shocked and speechless.The card he activated was a reincarnation card. As the name suggests, it allows people to reincarnate.But what's even more outrageous is that there is already a formed baby next to her, and the space in the mother's body is only so small, and the baby next to her is almost completely occupied, so there is no place for Cao Kun here.

Cao Kun's energy body wriggled slowly, and finally became the size of a palm. The umbilical cord of the mother and fetus was connected to provide nutrition.Cao Kun is like a sly villain, and he is a little confused.

I don’t know how long it has passed like this. Suddenly, the big baby next to him woke up. He raised his little foot and kicked Cao Kun. The linked umbilical cord actually wound around Cao Kun's body.

Cao Kun frowned. The baby's natural instinct to compete for nutrition made this little kid kill him directly.He has small arms and legs at the moment. Although he is powerful, once he makes a move, it may affect his own origin.

Cao Kun doesn't care about maternal nutrition, but if the umbilical cord is entangled to death, let alone nutrition, what if it sends death breath?
Cao Kun pushed the little boy away with all his strength, but the little boy refused to give up and kicked Cao Kun repeatedly with his feet.Perhaps there was too much movement, and screams came from outside.

"Ma'am, what's the matter?"

"This child kicked me, ah, this child is so cruel."

"Hahaha, the child is so lively, he must be a genius. When he is born, my Xiao family will have another peerless beauty."

"stop laughing."

"Okay, okay, I don't laugh, it's my fault. Ma'am, judging by the strength of this child, I'm afraid he looks like a fighting emperor. No, no, I'll go and say hello to him."

"You... pissed me off, in broad daylight."

Cao Kun's face turned dark, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

What a godlike figure of a Douhuang, is this world a Doupo?He observed his time travel card, it really was a fight to break the world, and he was reincarnated in the Xiao family, so he wouldn't have replaced Xiao Yan, right?

and many more……

Could the bastard next to him be Xiao Yan?

Cao Kun swept over with astonished consciousness, and was speechless for a while.

"Ah, I'm sleepy again."

'What kind of place is this? I'm so uncomfortable. '
"Could it be that I'm in the hospital? I remember being hit by the boyfriend's car when I was licking the school beauty goddess..."

"No, no, I'm going to bed. Why am I so hungry recently that I can't get enough to eat? Could it be that the monster next to me robbed me? I'm going to kill him."

Cao Kun received the emotional fluctuations in the other party's mind, and his whole body was not well.Although Xiao Yan was clearly out of spirits, he did wake up occasionally, perhaps most of it was an instinctive reaction, but this kid actually wanted to kill himself.

At this moment, the voice outside became strange, and Cao Kun's face became darker.

He used his mana to overtake Xiao Yan's little feet, and then found an opportunity to step on someone who was poking his head.

"Ow..."

In the Jia Ma Empire, the capital city, and the Xiao Clan, a shrill howl of wolves spread across the wilderness, and then a certain gossip spread throughout the capital city at a speed of wings, and spread outwards.

Cao Kun looked strange, seeing a long red mark on the sole of Xiao Yan's foot, he thought to himself that this will not form a birthmark, right?

Time flies, days seem like years.Since that day, no one has tried to greet them in advance.But Cao Kun was still suffering. As long as this little bastard, Xiao Yan, came to his senses, he would either kick him, or try to strangle him to death with the umbilical cord, and this bastard didn't even know how dangerous what he was doing was.

"Hey, is the brother or sister next to me?"

"I'm kicking, say hello to me, ah, I'm so sleepy..."

"When will you be born? It's so boring. I'll pull your umbilical cord..."

"Hey, it's so boring, I'll kick you if I'm bored."

Cao Kun's face was black, as long as Xiao Yan was awake, all kinds of thought fluctuations made Cao Kun unnecessary.Originally, Cao Kun endured it as long as he was a compatriot.

but……

"Ah, I hope it's a younger sister, she's so pretty, she's so easy to bully."

"Long legs, small waist, shaking and shaking when walking."

"Ah, I really want to be born earlier. I really want to be a young master after hearing the news. I want to marry one hundred and eight."

Sensing Xiao Yan's evil thoughts, Cao Kun's face turned black.

With a flick of his fingers, the five pills melted into Xiao Yan's body and melted directly.Cao Kun even consumed mana to help Xiao Yan absorb it.This is the elixir researched by Xiaoao World Dongfang Bubai and others. It can be transformed faster when it is practiced with the evolved version of the Sunflower Collection [Sunflower Art].And the younger you are, the better.

After Cao Kun got the elixir, he didn't use it all the time, so the elixir was left in his hands to eat ashes.But now, Cao Kun felt that it was time to use this elixir.

With the incorporation of the elixir, Xiao Yan became excited: "Ahhh, so energetic, what did mom eat, so much nutrition."

"I inhale, I inhale, I inhale*********, I feel so much better, I don't need to sleep anymore, I feel full of strength."

"Wait, what is in my mind? Do I have some magical heritage?"

"There is a hot current flowing in my body, and my strength has become stronger."

Xiao Yan was excited, and suddenly there was an extra exercise in his mind. He understood how to cultivate this exercise after only a little comprehension.Then, the energy in the body runs on its own and becomes stronger and stronger.

Seeing Xiao Yan enter the state, Cao Kun sneered, and threw another ten pills into Xiao Yan's body.

This elixir, one pill has an effect, and can transform yin and yang.

But Cao Kun wants to make Xiao Yan change faster, after all, he is the brother of his own mother, and Cao Kun is willing to help him.

"Wait, something's wrong, if Xiao Yan was born a girl, wouldn't there be any problems?"

"Hey, this world is so terrifying. Many people say that Xiao Xun'er is an old witch who has been around for thousands of years. She was raised by Xiao Yan. This old witch refines copper."

"Besides, the other party may be a reborn person. Otherwise, how can such a young lady of the ancient clan be so tolerant of Xiao Yan's flirtatiousness? Is this too breaking the bottom line of a woman?"

"After all, it doesn't matter if Xiao Yan is awesome later on. Xiao Yan was so rubbish in the early stage, people can tolerate fickleness."

Cao Kun's face gradually became serious. He didn't care about it when he was reading before, as long as he enjoyed it.But if Xiao Xun'er is really a reborn person as everyone said, it would be outrageous.

Whenever something happened to the Xiao family, it would probably arouse Xiao Xun'er's vigilance.

Thinking of this, Cao Kun's eyes changed.

In the following time, Xiao Yan continued to fall into a deep sleep, with more and more memories in his mind.

"What? I was reborn... In my last life, I traveled from the earth to the Xiao family, and it was the third lady of the Xiao family..."

"I have a younger brother. I was born with extraordinary aptitude, but later fell into the mortal world... It is my younger brother who has always encouraged me..."

"My younger brother has poor health. He was only the size of a palm when he was born. His parents felt ashamed, so they hid him in the back mountain. No one knew his existence..."

"Xiao Xun'er is greedy for my Xiao family's ancient jade..."

"My younger brother was caught and killed by the Soul Clan in order to help me find resources."

"I... I'm not reconciled to being a woman, so I disguised myself as a man and found a group of girls... Finally, I was caught by Xiao Xun'er for a moment, and died on the way to becoming an emperor."

"My whole family is dead..."

Xiao Yan is a bit confused, he has too many memories, he often has headaches, his memory is disordered, the order of the front and back is reversed, and many things don't match up.

In fact, Cao Kun was not very familiar with the plot of the book, so he modified it whenever he thought of it and passed it to Xiao Yan, which is why his memory was disturbed.Xiao Yan thought it was because he was too young to bear the memories of his previous life.

"I have been reborn. In this life, I must prove the Tao and become an emperor."

"I can't die. If I die, what will my brother do?"

"I, Xiao Yan, will never make the same mistakes again."

Xiao Yan was not born yet, but his face was full of fighting spirit. He twisted his body excitedly, but outside he screamed: "No, it's about to give birth."

"Why did you give birth prematurely?"

"I don't know, this kid is so annoying, hey, stop kicking."

Xiao Yan: '...'

Wait, why did I give birth prematurely? Will I be stunted? I...I'm not excited, can't I?

I remember I had a normal delivery in my previous life.

Xiao Yan was so nervous that he was finally reborn and had another chance to embark on the road of enlightenment. Could it be that Emperor Yan would die halfway before he was born?

Xiao Yan only felt that his eyes were bright, but he couldn't open his eyes.

"Why doesn't this kid say anything?"

Voices came from my ears.

"Isn't it a mute?"

"Don't be afraid, I'm coming."

A thick voice came, and then, Xiao Yan felt himself being lifted up, and then, bang bang bang...

"Wow……"

Xiao Yan spewed out a lot of water, opened his teeth and claws in pain, and screamed loudly.

It hurts so much, who the fuck hit the young master, you fucker.

Wait, where's my brother? Why wasn't my brother born?
Xiao Yan found out that something was wrong, and everyone surrounded him happily, but he still had a younger brother, my younger brother was not born yet.

Xiao Yan bared his teeth and claws excitedly, and everyone laughed.

At this moment, on the bed, the face of the mother who had just got up suddenly changed: "Oh, there is another one."

She stood on the bed in horror and looked down, only to see a fleshy little thing the size of a palm fall down.

Cao Kun: "..."

This way of playing is so embarrassing.

Then, he was held up by the woman, and the woman burst into tears: "My poor child, why is it so small, the slap is big..."

"Wooooow, why is the umbilical cord wrapped around my body? What's going on? Who did this?"

"The child is so poor, he is so weak."

When Xiao Yan heard this, he felt extremely guilty.Thinking of what he had done, he panicked even more.I can not only wrap the umbilical cord, but also kick it with my feet.Hearing the size of the opponent's palm again, Xiao Yan wanted to cry: So in the previous life, my younger brother's physique was poor, was it all because of me?

Xiao Yan, Xiao Yan, you are really not human.

"Ma'am, it's a boy, but will he live?"

"I must let him live. The eldest daughter must have done it. Why is this girl so cruel?"

"Hey, my daughter is not sensible, she just doesn't want anyone to steal her nutrition."

"That can't be... Woohoo, my child."

Hearing the conversation between his parents, Xiao Yan felt even more guilty.

At this moment, another heroic voice came from outside: "Hahaha, is the unicorn of the Xiao family born? It just so happens that my family has a granddaughter, let's make a marriage."

Xiao Yan's heart skipped a beat, and memories from his previous life emerged: "I remember that I had a fiancée named Nalan Yanran who divorced... I still have a three-year contract... Wait, something is wrong, am I not a woman? How could there be a fiancée?" ?”

Xiao Yan found that his memory was not right.

At this moment, the outside marriage contract has been finalized.

Xiao Yan was even more puzzled.

After a while, there were fewer people in the room, only one family was left.Xiao Yan's ears moved, and he heard soft voices.

"Father, he is a girl, how could..."

"Don't I still have a good grandson? This child is so weak, and his talent should not be good. Hey, let's not disclose it to the public. If we really get married, we will let this child replace his sister."

"But can this work? What if it leaks?"

"What are you afraid of? How dare a daughter-in-law marry and make trouble? As long as she enters the door of our house, after the bridal chamber, she will bear it even if she doesn't like it."

When Xiao Yan heard this, he suddenly realized, so it turned out that he wanted my younger brother to replace me in the bridal chamber. I said how could I get engaged in my previous life, the case was solved, the case was solved.

No, what about the exercises I practiced in my previous life?

Damn, the memory is missing too much...

I remember that there is going to be an accident in the Xiao family, and this accident must be avoided. My mother died this time.

And mother's ring...Yao Lao...

Time passed, and the full moon wine was drunk.

Xiao Yan was hugged by the Xiao family, and he was beaming everywhere he went.But Xiao Yan was very guilty because his younger brother was sent away. The Xiao family of a dignified family gave birth to a strange baby who was about to die at any time. their excuse.

What's more, the Xiao family is also fighting for power and profit.

Xiao Yan felt very guilty, but there was nothing he could do.He can only work hard to practice [Xiang Ri Shen Gong], and wants to become stronger as soon as possible, so that he can have the right to speak in the family.I remember that in my previous life, I only obtained this secret book after I became an adult. Now that I have cultivated since childhood, I can guarantee my innate and innocent body, and I believe that my physical body will be stronger.

Half a year later, with the support of huge zhenqi, Xiao Yan, who is an innate master, can already do many things even though he is only half a year old.However, he still pretended that he could not speak or walk, and was carried by his father to a simple courtyard outside the capital.

Xiaoyuan is a couple with the surname of Cao, who were originally the servants of the Xiao family and were loyal.They were found by Mrs. Xiao to help take care of their younger brother.

In the simple thatched hut, on the big soft bed, a palm-sized baby was sleeping obediently, as if he couldn't wake up.

Madam Xiao was staring blankly at the child, when she suddenly saw Xiao Yan approaching, she took Xiao Yan and hugged Xiao Yan, her eyes were red from crying: "Yan'er, he is your younger brother, when you grow up, you must Protect your little brother, do you hear me?"

Xiao Yan... Bah, Xiao Yan had a cute expression on her face, pretending to be stupid and slapping her fleshy little hands and giggling.

Mrs. Xiao sighed: "Poor child, you must grow up, mother will not give up on you."

After a while, the family of three left. Mrs. Xiao would find opportunities to come over three times a day, but she didn't dare to reveal her whereabouts too often.

At night, Xiao Yan was lying in the bathtub, and Mrs. Xiao was helping Xiao Yan take a bath, while complaining: "Tell me about you as a father, why did you slap the child so hateful when the child was just born? Yan'er has a big slap on her buttocks!" , how to do this, how to marry in the future."

Xiao Zhan smiled awkwardly: "Aren't I worried that the child will be dumb? Besides, when Yan'er grows up, she still needs to inherit the Xiao family. She will only find a son-in-law, not marry."

Mrs. Xiao pouted: "Look at Yan'er, there is still a red mark on the sole of her foot. Why does it look like a mushroom? It's so strange."

"Ah...maybe Yan'er likes to eat mushrooms, she will understand when she grows up and see what she likes to eat."

Mrs. Xiao nodded: "Yan'er is very talented. She is only half a year old. She has great strength and physical fitness. She will definitely become the first female fighting emperor in my Xiao family in the future, even stronger than the fighting emperor. I just I hope that when the time comes, she can take good care of her younger brother and not let him be bullied. When she was pregnant, if it wasn't for Yan'er..."

"Hey, what are you talking about? Yan'er is very smart, what if she remembers it? Besides, Yan'er didn't do it on purpose at the time."

Xiao Yan: "..."

I'm afraid I won't be able to get through the matter of killing my younger brother in the womb.

"Wow, my sister is different from us."

"Father and mother, look, how is it convenient for my sister? Something is wrong with her."

"Go, go, don't bully your sister."

Xiao Yan was furious. In her memory, her two older brothers treated her very well in her previous life, but she never thought that the two older brothers were not human when they were young.

From then on, Xiao Yan never wore crotch pants again.

But time flies, when Xiao Yan was three years old, she successfully cheated the ring from her mother, and, from the ring, found a magical jade tube, and Xiao Yan also got a book from the jade tube. Harvesting yang to nourish yin Dafa].

Xiao Yan was stunned: "Why didn't Yao Lao teach it to me in the previous life? Are you afraid that I will pick him?"

(End of this chapter)