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["Recruitment Order for Fluid Mechanics Laboratory of Qingmu University"]

[In view of the increasing frequency of extreme and abnormal weather phenomena and related disasters in recent years, the Fluid Mechanics Laboratory of our school plans to devote its main energy to the research and prevention of extreme and abnormal weather disasters. Currently, the core talents of the Fluid Mechanics Laboratory are all Participating in the special work of "Xia Guo El Niño Disaster Prevention and Response" officially established by the country a week ago, Academician Qin Ke and Academician Ning Qingjun of the Fluid Mechanics Laboratory also serve as the technical general consultant of the "Xia Guo El Niño Disaster Prevention and Response Command Center" ( The public notice period passed yesterday and the appointment documents were officially issued). 】

[In order to assist the two academicians to better perform the duties of the technical general consultant of the "Xiaguo El Niño Disaster Prevention and Response Command Center", the Fluid Mechanics Laboratory is now recruiting elite talents from the whole society. As long as you have relevant professional knowledge, ability, and sense of responsibility If you are passionate about work, you can submit your resume and become one of us! 】

[Specific recruitment requirements are as follows:]

[1. Doctoral degree or above, majoring in: Mathematics (Applied Mathematics), Physics (Fluid Mechanics), Computer (Software Development), Meteorology (Atmospheric Science, Applied Meteorology)]

[2. Applicants with more than two years of work experience, or more than two years of R&D experience in related fields are preferred. Please attach a list of research results to your resume. 】

[3. In principle, the age should not exceed 35 years old, and the age limit may be appropriately relaxed for particularly outstanding candidates. 】

[Benefits:]

[1. The official establishment of the Fluid Mechanics Laboratory of Kiyoki University is affiliated to the teaching and research system of Kiyoki University, and the household registration can be transferred to the capital. 】

【2. Free dormitory accommodation is provided, with one bedroom and one living room for unmarried students, and two bedrooms and two living rooms or three bedrooms and two living rooms for married students (depending on the specific family situation). 】

[3. If you are married, Qingmu University can assist in transferring the job of the recruiter’s spouse to the capital or introducing him to a job. 】

[4. The salary starts from the level of associate professor (level 7 associate researcher), and enjoys the special allowance of the Fluid Mechanics Laboratory of Kiyoki University. 】

[PS1: You can also get the special benefit of closely following Academician Qin Ke and Academician Ning Qingjun to do scientific research and receive their personal guidance! 】

[PS2: This laboratory has public promotion regulations, which clearly stipulate that promotions are determined based on strength and contribution, regardless of years of experience or relationship background! 】

["Big Data" and "Internet +" are the general trend of the future. By joining us, you can give full play to your strengths, maximize the potential of meteorological data, and ride on the tide of the times. Isn't it cool?Predicting the future is one of our dreams as humans. By joining us, you can give full play to your strengths and increase your chances of successfully predicting future weather. Isn’t it cool?The losses caused by meteorological disasters are increasing. By joining us, you can give full play to your strengths, reduce the losses caused by meteorological disasters, prevent or even prevent the occurrence of meteorological disasters, which will benefit the country and the people, isn't it cool? 】

[If you are excited, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and submit your resume!Please send an electronic version of your resume to the following email address...]

The "Qingmu University Fluid Mechanics Laboratory Recruitment Order" simultaneously released by Qingmu University on the website homepage, bib, Bilibili and other platforms' accounts has caused great sensation and attention, especially after Qin Ke and Ning Qingyun respectively After retweeting, countless fans who followed the two exploded in an instant, and the whole Internet boiled up!
In the two people's scarf comment area, the number of comments increased at an alarming rate.

[Is this what it takes to get close to a big boss... Starting with a doctorate, woo woo hoo, undergraduate graduates covering their faces and bursting into tears. 】

[I'm very excited, but I can't get my resume...]

[The conditions are a bit high. I started with a Ph.D. degree. I feel that although I am a graduate student, my level is acceptable. I wonder if I can apply? 】

[The wait is finally here. I have been waiting for this recruitment information since I heard about it two months ago!As expected, I really needed a PhD to start, but luckily I met the requirements and signed up! 】

[Wow, I think the best welfare package is that you can get personal guidance from the Nobel Prize winner!This is a golden opportunity!Not being able to be their student is another form of compensation. 】

[I observed around quietly, the young people in the same research institute are all preparing their resumes.The competition is expected to be extremely fierce, but it should be better than when recruiting graduate students and doctoral students last year, right?After all, there are nearly 400 positions, and only last year, there were 24 admission places for masters and doctorates...]

【Let’s go, let’s go!Not to mention anything else, just because of the character of Academician Qin and Academician Ning, I feel that there is a better future than where I am currently. I am tired of seniority and unspoken rules!Damn it, an associate researcher has to start with 100 million, so why not grab it! 】

【Are you still hiring next year?I will graduate with my Ph.D. in July this year, ah, ah, just a little bit closer!No matter, let's vote for the resume first!It is a lifetime regret to miss such an opportunity! 】

[Sure enough, I discovered that Academician Qin and Academician Ning have spent a lot of time and energy on meteorological disasters recently. In an interview with the media before the Spring Festival, Academician Qin also said that he has been fully promoting the research and development of seawater and saltwater desalination technology solutions to alleviate future freshwater resource constraints.Seeing this recruitment news confirmed my guess. No matter what, it is a good thing to reduce or even avoid weather disasters. Unfortunately, I am already forty and seriously overage. However, I have pushed this news to my cousin, and he He is engaged in research on mathematical modeling at Stanford University. He is 32 years old and currently an associate professor. He should be very interested in this work. 】

[From the many comments above, I boldly speculate that most qualified professionals across the country will submit their resumes. Is anyone willing to bet [-] cents with me? (dog head.jpg)】

[You upstairs are not bold enough. Excellent talents who have gone abroad may also come back. Haven't there been reports before?Many international students who went abroad returned to Qingmu University or Beiyan University to work after graduation. They came back because of the reputation of Academician Qin and Academician Ning. They were afraid that they would not miss this opportunity. 】

With the sharp rise in popularity, #青 Academician Couple Recruiting Research Talents # became the No. 1 trending search topic in just half an hour.

In this regard, the attitude of domestic research institutions is seriously polarized. Some who are familiar with Academician Jiang Weixian and Qin Ke, such as the Institute of Physics, Institute of Mathematics, and Institute of Computer Science of the Xia Academy of Sciences, encourage young researchers to sign up. By the way, they can also alleviate the problem of overstaffing.

There are also many research institutions, especially some commercial research institutions or smaller research institutions, who are facing a formidable enemy. After all, no matter which research institution, the 28 to 35-year-olds are the main research force. Once the backbone is lost, it will be a headache, but this There is no way to clearly object to the matter. Unless there is a contract that stipulates the working period, who can restrict who's personal freedom and freedom of work?As a researcher at the Institute of Meteorological and Climate Disaster Prevention and Control, Qiu Xiaojie also felt that the atmosphere in the institute was becoming impetuous amid depression, but no one said whether he had submitted his resume. After all, the vice president, Academician He Fuyuan, had almost It has been clearly stated that everyone should be cautious and not actively cooperate with the work of the "Xia Guo El Niño Disaster Prevention and Response Command Center". Doesn't this mean that Vice President He Fuyuan is not too cold towards Academician Qin?

Dean Qian Hongbin's attitude is also very intriguing. Although he did not express any views, He Fuyuan's statement could not have been without his silent support.

Less than two hours after the "Qingmu University Fluid Mechanics Laboratory Recruitment Order" was issued, Vice Dean He held a plenary meeting. The content was very simple, asking everyone to work with peace of mind and not to be disturbed by external noise.

After the meeting, rumors spread from Vice President He's lackeys, saying that anyone who dared to change jobs casually would be a "traitor" and would offend all the academicians in the academy. No matter where he went in the future, he would not have an easy time!
Offending the five academicians in the industry makes one's scalp tingle.

Qiu Xiaojie was extremely confused.

He is 33 years old this year and has worked in this institute for almost five years. When he had just graduated with his doctorate, he was still very honored to stay and work in the institute. His whole family was also proud of him. After all, meteorological and climate disaster prevention and control The research institute's status in the industry is there, and the salary is not bad. To the outside world, it is a national key research institute, and it is much easier to work with academicians, and even go on a blind date.

But two years after joining the company, he slowly grew up from being a stunned young man in the workplace, only to find that the atmosphere here is so depressing.

Qualifications are everything, relationships are everything, it doesn’t matter if you don’t have qualifications, casual innovation or suggestions will be regarded as faults, and there is not much room for advancement. The “power of life and death” is almost always in the hands of the dean and deputy dean. If you want to please someone, you will not be given generous gifts, and it is difficult to get a job change, let alone a promotion.

He has been working for five years, but because he is not good at research, he is unwilling to give gifts. Although his research level and research experience are considered to be among the best in his age group, he is still only an 8th-level assistant researcher, seemingly only one step away from a 7th-level associate researcher. , but the distance at this step is like a chasm.

The competition is fierce, there are many connections, and there are many people waiting in line. Qiu Xiaojie feels that he has to burn incense to fulfill his wish to be promoted to level 40 associate researcher before the age of 7.

——Here is an explanation of the professional title grading of scientific researchers. Those who graduate with a master’s degree will be intern researchers (after level 10). Those who graduate with a doctoral degree or postdoctoral studies will first be assistant researchers (levels 10-8), and then associate researchers. Researcher (level 7-5), and then researcher (level 4-2), often level 2 researcher is the limit, because level 1 researcher is an academician.

Qiu Xiaojie had never thought about quitting the Institute of Meteorological and Climate Disaster Prevention and Control, but he had no choice but to foolishly sign the contract for five years. If he resigned early, he would have to pay a large amount of liquidated damages. His family background was not good, so how could he be willing to pay such liquidated damages?

As a result, it has been delayed until now. The family has a mortgage, a son has to be raised after the birth, and there are elderly people to support. Qiu Xiaojie does not dare to think about changing jobs easily. His major is not very popular, and the employment opportunities are narrow.

It was not until recently that the five-year period was approaching, and he privately found a corporate research institution willing to pay 1.5 times his salary, but this would require his family to move out of the capital and work in the south.Considering his parents' adaptation to the new environment and his son's school status, Qiu Xiaojie was still hesitant.

At this moment, he saw the "Recruitment Order for Fluid Mechanics Laboratory of Qingmu University" and his heart suddenly pounded.

Although in terms of level, the Meteorological and Climate Disaster Prevention and Control Research Institute is an independent national key research institute, which is a higher level than the Fluid Mechanics Laboratory under Qingmu University, and there are five academicians. Compared with the Fluid Mechanics Laboratory of Qingmu University, Only Academician Jiang Weixian, Academician Guo Weiyang, Academician Qin Ke, and Academician Ning Qingjun have one more person. But in real terms, the fluid mechanics laboratory is undoubtedly much more attractive.

The Fluid Mechanics Laboratory of Qingmok University is a national key laboratory. Academician Jiang Weixian is the Taishan Beidou in the Xiaguo physics community. Not to mention Qin Ke and Ning Qingjun, double winners of the Nobel Prize and the Philippine Prize. This is the case in the world. The two of them have more fruitful research results, spanning several major disciplines, and are unmatched by anyone in the country!
And I heard that whether it is Jiang Weixian or Qin Ke and Ning Qingyun's character is top-notch, the kind that is well-known, promotion is based on strength and contribution, not seniority ranking, not to mention that once hired, it will directly start as an associate researcher , even a level 7 associate researcher is enough to cross the huge gap that stops him!
These conditions even exceed material wages and salaries. For scientific researchers like Qiu Xiaojie who are capable, ambitious and unwilling to accept the status quo, the attraction is undoubtedly huge, so almost as soon as he saw this recruitment order, he I made the decision to sign up.

But at this time, the attitude of the academy put him in a dilemma. Even if he signed up secretly, there was often a qualification review after the written test and before the interview. He had to contact the original research institution to verify whether the research results recorded in the resume were true. You will know that he wants to change jobs. Not to mention that it is basically impossible for the institute to help him provide a certificate. Even if it is a certificate, if he is not admitted in the end, he will not be able to stay in this institute, otherwise he will Being shoehorned into retirement.

Qiu Xiaojie rolled over and didn't sleep well all night. The next day, he discussed the matter with his wife with dark circles under his eyes. She supported it: "Go and try it. If you are not happy working here, if you wait a few more years, your life will be ruined." It’s ruined, isn’t the golden age of scientific research personnel 30 to 40 years old?”

Qiu Xiaojie hugged his wife hard and finally made up his mind to give it a try.

Although he knew that the competition would be fierce, if he didn't give it a try, he would really regret it for the rest of his life!
That night, Qiu Xiaojie sent out a carefully prepared resume at home, and explained in the resume the attitude of the hospital and the concerns that he might not be able to obtain proof of research results. He was willing to accept all written interviews to prove that he indeed had the research results in his resume. After experiencing this, I wrote nearly three thousand words.

For him, it was a desperate move that put all his effort into doing so.

In the two days after submitting his resume, Qiu Xiaojie was a little uneasy, but he did not dare to show it in front of his colleagues. According to his observation, there were probably many people in the hospital who secretly submitted their resumes, but they were just forced by pressure and those scoundrels. Under their surveillance gaze, no one dared to miss a word.

Time passed very slowly in such suffering, and Qiu Xiaojie didn't know how he survived these two days. Hey, it would probably take about a week to receive the preliminary review reply.

On the night of the third day, when Qiu Xiaojie was refreshing the mailbox page over and over again like an obsessive-compulsive disorder at home, suddenly there was an extra (+1) in his inbox.

He was taken aback, and upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a reply from the Fluid Mechanics Laboratory of Kiyoki University!
Qiu Xiaojie almost jumped up from his seat, he tried his best to stabilize his emotions, and opened the new email with trembling hands.

The email actually contained several hundred words. In addition to stating that his resume had passed the preliminary review, it also recognized his research experience. It also said that it had learned about Mr. Qiu’s special situation and concerns and would not verify it with the Meteorological and Climate Disaster Prevention and Control Research Institute. Your research results and experience will all be based on your true strength shown in the written test and interview. As long as your strength passes the test, you can be officially hired.

The signature is - Qin Ke.

It turned out to be the email that Academician Qin personally replied!And so considerate of his difficulties!
At this moment, Qiu Xiaojie felt his eyes were hot, and the blood was surging in his chest. There was only one thought left in his mind - fight hard, prepare for the battle with all your strength, no matter what, you must become a member of the fluid mechanics laboratory!Do real scientific research with a real academician like Academician Qin with noble character and outstanding strength!