Reborn salted fish is hard to do

Chapter 164 Becoming Direct
The director immediately smiled heartily, "Controversy is fine! What I want is controversy. Only with controversy can our programs get attention. In the past, our programs were too stable, so no one watched them!

Alright, this matter is settled like this, everyone hurry up and get ready, and shoot according to what I said today.

You also pointed out any loopholes in the recording process, and strive to make this episode of our program perfect. "

Everyone should quickly enter the working state.

At 07:30 in the morning, Guidance appeared at the garrison point wearing a black robe like a big devil. This time, he did not take his small box, but came empty-handed.

"Hi everyone, we meet again!"

Song Changsheng: "Hehe...It was pretty good at first, but when we saw your old man appear, we are not so good!
What good idea did the director think of to torment us this time? "

Guidance: ... When did Song Yingdi become so direct in speaking?

"To be honest, I have to hurry up with Actor Song's reminder about this idea, didn't you think it was a waste of resources for me to use two pieces of paper to write the same task yesterday?
So the future task is not to write it on paper, but to say it directly, now you don't say that the director is a waste of resources, right? "

Guidance has a very bright and clear temperament. He and Song Changsheng had some intersections in the early years. At that time, Song Changsheng was still playing tricks in the film crew. He had no money and no fame, and was tricked by a roommate who was also a trick in the rented house together. , didn't even have a place to live, just happened to be guided back to help him.

The two formed a bond from then on.

If it weren't for the face of the director, Song Changsheng would not have come to participate in such a small variety show even if he was killed!
It is said that Song Changsheng did not collect money according to his worth even after signing this contract.

Therefore, when the two talked, even in front of the camera, it was more casual!
After dissing Song Changsheng face-to-face, the director immediately felt a lot better physically and mentally, and then continued triumphantly: "Of course, the final interpretation rests with the director. It doesn't rule out that I will change my mind and come up with something Not a friendly request!
So you people must behave well, and don't annoy me, I'm a big devil that everyone fears! "

Lu Ning immediately booed and said: "Of order, Great Demon King! You guys must perform well today!"

Tian Wenkang: ...You guys are really performing well, can you hang two catties of oil on the corner of your mouth without watching the guide?

It's just too cooperative!

"Okay, it's getting late, I'll announce your tasks for today.

You eight guests still go into the mountains in groups to find food today. The difference from yesterday is that the things you find today can be directly exchanged for money!
Every item, I mean edible, such as wild vegetables, mushrooms, pheasants, and hares, has its own price. However, our staff are a little blind and don’t know much about the local food market. How much you can sell for the things you bring back depends on the price. It depends on your luck.

Once you have money, you can use the money to buy a product at our booth.

The group that earns the most money can buy an additional item.

Of course, the premise is that you have enough money, if not, then I'm sorry, you can't exchange anything.

Moreover, our store operates on a small budget and refuses to pay on credit!
So dear friends, please work hard. Whether you drink soup or eat meat at night depends on your performance today.

Of course, no matter how good you are, we will not directly sell meat to you!
Such a dream is only suitable after falling asleep at night. "

After explaining these things, the guide ran away immediately, as if something was behind him and the wolf wanted to eat him!

Song Changsheng and the others were gnashing their teeth in anger at this mission rule.

"The director's rules are too tricky. He knows what prey we hunt in advance. If we deliberately set the price of our things at a low price, is it possible that we won't be able to get back even one thing?" Huang Suran was depressed. road.

"The most irritating thing is that we know that there are pitfalls in what he said, but we have to jump. It really feels like..." Sun Xuesheng said angrily.

Song Changsheng raised his face, and said to the camera on Sun Xuesheng's chest, "Director, I beg you to be a human being!"

After cheating people in front of the screen, he returned to the director in a good mood, and spewed out a sip of tea, "Cough cough cough cough cough cough..."

"Okay, let's go to the mountain as soon as possible, or if we are unlucky, we may not get anything today!" Lu Ning reminded.

Song Changsheng tugged at his arm, "Is there any good way to defeat the director's plan?"

Lu Ning glanced in the direction of the camera, then looked at the camera on his chest, then shook his head.

The three of them understood instantly.

If there is a way, I can't say it now, otherwise, who knows what new way the big devil behind the screen will come up with to torment them?
Lu Ning didn't care what other people thought, he put the jerky he had prepared into his backpack, thought for a while and then put two clean bamboo bowls into his bag, and put his backpack on his shoulder, facing Song Chang Sheng pursed his lips: "My lord, it's time for us to patrol the mountains!"

Sun Xuesheng and the two immediately sang loudly: "The king asked me to patrol the mountain~
I turned around the mountain, hahaha...

Let's go, let's patrol the mountains! "

Several people put on their own backpacks and followed Lu Ning's example and put the dried meat into the backpacks. They also took two empty bowls and walked into the mountain with their shoulders crossed.

Tian Wenkang sighed enviously, "Let's hurry up too, I hope I can have better luck today and bring back more food."

The others are also very helpless, there is an all-around talent in their group, they are like a pervert, they can't do it at all, okay?

But no matter what, no one will admit defeat directly, and they will not give up lightly. Maybe they can win once if they are lucky today?

Thinking of this, several people also inspired Dou Zhi, and they also entered the mountain with their heads held high.

On Lu Ning’s side, he adhered to the principle of never letting go of anything he saw. He put mushrooms and wild vegetables in his bag when he saw them along the way. Sun Xuesheng, who didn’t like to dig wild vegetables, only looked in the grass nest. Let his blind cat run into a dead mouse, ah, it was a live pheasant, and the four of them worked together to catch it.

Lu Ning took advantage of this time to call several people together, formed a circle, and wrote and scribbled on the ground for a while.

The camera was placed on the chest, and only their upper body was photographed. The handwriting on the ground, as long as they didn't point the camera at the ground, they couldn't see it.

"In the morning, let's put on a show, and in the afternoon, go directly to the trap, even if we don't catch anything there, we can still get a lot of prey by guarding that river.

(End of this chapter)