Is he teasing me

Chapter 20 Xiao Xingyu is like a fortune teller

Xiao Xingyu seemed to find it very interesting, and followed Geng Jun until he sat down. Before he could say something jokingly, Geng Jun said: "Didn't you complete the freehand rock climbing last year? go?"

Xiao Xingyu said casually: "Oh, someone asked me to accompany you."

Geng Jun's expression froze for a moment, and then he was slightly angry: "Please? Go to that kind of place to treat guests to dinner? Who is this? Does he know that the most dangerous part of Yuehua Gongbi is only 5.12d in difficulty? A person who gets rid of it will die Already!"

He stared at Xiao Xingyu: "If you are invited, you can go, you are really brave!"

"Why don't you dare?" Xiao Xingyu disagreed.

He flicked the cigarette ash: "Those foreign devils come to climb our Mount Everest all day long, and we have to climb a few of their mountains to earn our face back? How many more Chinese people are on the global list of conquests of moonlight? It would be pleasing to the eye! Of course, the last The important thing is that they offered me a reward of 400 million. I only need to take one person, and that person has good skills. I think it’s easy and easy, and it can be done in an hour and a half. I can’t ask for 400 million in an hour and a half. If you touch me, I'm worth too much!"

Geng Jun was speechless.

I don't know why Xiao Xingyu felt humiliated when others climbed Mount Everest; I don't know why Xiao Xingyu misunderstood his own worth.

But the matter has passed, and Geng Jun didn't want to say any more. He picked up his cup and took a sip, and advised this friend to cherish life next time: "Sports like rock climbing with bare hands are too dangerous, and you can avoid it in the future. No matter how much you like to play, you can't do it." Keep doing this life-threatening thing!"

"It depends on who it is for." Xiao Xingyu felt good about himself, and then said kindly: "Okay~ Don't worry, I'll stop. I won't go for more money in the future."

Geng Jun was a little unaccustomed to Xiao Xingyu who was so obedient: "Did I hear you wrong?"

Xiao Xingyu put his legs down, with a smile that he couldn't hide in his eyes: "That's right, I'm getting married, and my life won't be my own in the future, so of course I can't do such a dangerous thing."

Geng Jun just took a sip of water and almost failed to hold the cup in his hand.

"Wait, are you ready to get married?"

Xiao Xingyu nodded, gave him a very clear "hmm", and said slowly and calmly: "Learn a bit, a reliable man is like me."

Geng Jun put down his glass and inspected the person who told him he was going to get married from top to bottom like watching a CT film.

"What's your reaction?" Xiao Xingyu was very dissatisfied with Geng Jun's expression, picked up a pen and tapped on his desk a few times, "Don't you know that you should say something auspicious at this time? Your brother Yu is about three years old. , shouldn’t you live a life of wives and children? Do you want to be like you?”

"Who are you marrying?" Geng Jun asked shamelessly, ignoring the fact that he called himself brother, and speculated randomly: "Zhou Xia?"

Xiao Xingyu sneered, and wiped out the cigarette in the paper cup with one hand: "That little girl's film, how is it possible! Your mentally retarded reasoning ability, the doctor has read it into the stomach of a dog?"

Geng Jun pursed his lips, hesitated between turning his face and continuing to chat, and finally decided to be generous: "If Miss Zhou heard you call her that, I don't know how she would feel. Since it's not her, it is Who?"

Xiao Xingyu didn't like to listen to it: "What do you mean, is she the only admirer of Brother Yu? You are too blind to see, brother's market has been very strong, okay?"

Geng Jun shook his head: "Tell me, which girl is confused by her appearance?"

Xiao Xingyu shrugged his shoulders and kept secret: "I can't tell you for now, but you will know that day."

Geng Jun seemed to be looking at the troublemaker, and said slowly: "For you, Zhou Xia even passed the Tsinghua Department of Ceramics. After graduation, she didn't want to go abroad for further study, and she didn't want to go for a high-paying job, so she went back to your hometown to help your Xiao family. Taking care of business, how can you be dissatisfied with such a girl who is both talented and beautiful? Your parents should also want you to make a couple, right?"

"She is my cousin." Xiao Xingyu emphasized lazily.

"Relationships of more than three generations of direct blood relatives are legally allowed," Geng Jun folded his arms and put them on the table: "I heard that she has liked you since middle school and now, it has been ten years. Is your heart made of iron?"

"Brother Lang's heart is like iron, did you know the first day?" Xiao Xingyu frowned heartlessly.

Geng Junxiu frowned: "Who is your brother?"

Before his expression changed, Xiao Xingyu hurriedly said: "She and I are destined to miss each other."

"Oh?" Geng Jun was indeed distracted.

Xiao Xingyu immediately showed a very handsome but a little sly smile: "Do you understand that the five elements restrain each other? Wood restrains earth, earth restrains water, water restrains fire, fire restrains metal, and gold restrains wood."

Geng Jun: "So?"

Xiao Xingyu's voice was heavy like a ghost film: "She beat me!"

Geng Jun didn't know what expression to make.

Xiao Xingyu rested his elbows on both knees, pointed his right index finger to his left palm, and said like a fortune teller, "I was born in the year of Guiyou, and I was born in the year of Jianfeng Jin. She was born in the year of Yihai, and I was born in the year of Mountain Fire. Male Jin There is a saying in the Nvhuo Xiangshu: If there is no marriage, the marriage will be poor, and if there are no children, the wealth of the family will be scattered, and the golden fire will harm the life. Must not!"

Xiao Xingyu was serious, and Geng Jun's eyes almost fell out when he heard it. Looking at Xiao Xingyu's expression, he couldn't judge whether he was serious or nonsense, let alone judge whether this person was too old-fashioned or too old-fashioned. childish.

"Where did you get all these feudal dross in your head?" Geng Jun asked suspiciously.

"This is not feudal dross," Xiao Xingyu leaned back comfortably: "This is the wisdom of the ancient sages, and I found the impeccable gold medal for avoiding death with great difficulty." Finally, he solemnly declared: "I will not allow you Say it like that!"

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