The mad critic is fluffy and wants to be rua!

Chapter 224 I'm Just A Little Trash
Most jams are made from incomplete fruits. Add some sugar and mix well. They can also be soaked in water to drink. Red bayberry jam and hawthorn jam have a laxative effect.

The little tiger has been suffering from constipation recently. Drinking a spoonful of the drink made with hawthorn jam quickly unblocks the stomach and intestines, which is very effective.

"Baa baa baa (a cup of hawthorn water every day, I feel that my skin has improved.)" The little tabby stretched out his small paw and rubbed his cat's face.

The little leopard cat on the side looked envious. It can't eat sour, otherwise it will run away.

Its recent fur is dry and prickly, and it doesn't feel good to the touch. The fur on its face exploded into a hedgehog, a small one.

"Mimi (Is there any sweet jam, which is also suitable for laxatives?)" The little leopard cat has recently fallen in love with the litter boxes of various materials at home, especially the golden litter box in Luo Yunjin's room. Get its favor alone.

But the little milk cat is too strict, it can only settle for the next best thing, and choose the sand steel cat litter box.

"There is honey, and honey water is also very suitable for laxatives." Luo Yunjin took out a jar of honey from the cabinet and made a cup for the little leopard cat.

Honey water is not as delicious as brewed with jam, sweet and greasy.

Leopard cat took a sip, his throat hot.

It sticks out its tongue, mimes several times, then pushes the bowl aside, refusing to drink.

Leopard cats are a bit picky eaters, they can't eat anything with a strong taste, neither too sour nor too sweet.

As long as you eat something you don't like, you will become thinner.

Very strange physique.

However, as the cat has grown up recently, she can already understand the barking of the leopard cat.

"By the way, the person in charge of the acrobatic troupe hasn't sent any specific information today. Should we clear out the flower garden near the orchard? If it's a banquet, there won't be enough space." Chen Yue suggested.

The flower garden is actually formed by wild flowers grown from many weeds. They did not deliberately deal with them, and sometimes they encountered some flower seeds and planted them nearby.

"We need to clean it up, let's build a small pavilion, clean up the weeds around the flower garden, just expand the area of ​​the orchard." Luo Yunjin agreed.

Just like the small courtyard outside the villa, vines are used to climb on the stone poles to form a simple open-air pavilion with wooden tables and seats in the middle, which can make up a mahjong table.

The cats at home have been dispatched to take care of the yard, where the weeds and wildflowers are growing luxuriantly, and a vase with fresh bouquets is placed on the wooden table.

It looks poetic.

In the evening of that day, someone from the acrobatic troupe came to inform the time of the banquet, and said that they would come to set up the venue the day before the banquet, so as not to interfere with the daily operation of Maoca.

"So, what is the exact banquet time?"

"The time, we will notify the day before. Due to the current weather, many members of our acrobatic troupe cannot gather together." The acrobatic troupe sent a new face to negotiate, talking and smiling.

"That's fine too."

There were 200 people from the acrobatic troupe participating in the banquet. Most of the people on the list were new high-level superpowers from H City, and there were also many familiar faces from Ye Chaoxiao Town.

Xuan Hongyan, Xiao Jujue and others were also among them.

It is a relatively large banquet, and the materials in the list are all calculated in tons.

The acrobatic troupe even spent a huge amount of money to order a thousand catties of fruit and a hundred cans of fruit wine at Luo Yunjin.

Luo Yunjin's purse was full in no time.

Such a big customer is very straightforward and doesn't care about the price difference, and agrees to all requirements.

The holding of this kind of banquet will, on the one hand, increase the popularity of the acrobatic troupe, and on the other hand, enhance the overall cohesion of everyone.

It seems that the acrobatic troupe has lost a lot, but in fact it has won the hearts of all high-level abilities.

This kind of favorability is more useful than crystal nuclei.

"I see that the venue you need covers an area. Our place is probably not big enough. There are more than 200 people. Maybe the transportation of tableware, tables and chairs will be a big problem at that time." Luo Yunjin raised doubts.

"We will provide the supernatural beings who make materials here, and all the utensils will be recycled afterwards, and it will not bring any adverse effects to your environment here."

Luo Yunjin nodded in satisfaction.

This acrobatic troupe is pretty good.

In this way, three days passed without incident, the cat cafe was open normally, and all the cats had to clock in as required.

They all have to strictly restrain themselves as a qualified working cat.

Lin Xi has been ignored by Luo Yunjin for three days, but he has no complaints, and he still behaves like a cat, nestling by her side all day long, afraid that she won't be seen.

On the day when the third group of customers left, the cats in the cat café had collective diarrhea.

The reason is that I ate an expired bagged snack of dried fish at noon.

Although this kind of dried fish is still within one month of the final shelf life, the meat inside is no longer suitable for consumption, and the cats don't know it. After eating expired dried fish, the cat litter box randomly placed at home is now full of cats. infestation.

The little milk cat also ate a small bag of expired dried fish at noon. Its face was blue and white at this time, and the fur all over its body was attached to the skin, with its tail between its legs and its lips pursed.

Luo Yunjin found that except for the golden litter box in the room, all other litter boxes were occupied.

"Go to the toilet, I won't dislike you, the litter box is for people, and it's normal for cats to poop." Luo Yunjin whispered in the cat's ear.

The little milk cat was very ashamed and angry at this moment, and it slowly turned into a human.

Still sticking to the ground, did not use the litter box, and rushed to the bathroom.

Luo Yunjin was on the side, and drew the cat's collective diarrhea incident into the cat comic strip.

The cats at home squat in various postures, especially the little leopard cat, because it is too small, and its tail will drop uncontrollably when it squats down.

Originally, she was always pulling papa, and her tail would often bump into Ollie.

Little tabby usually looks slovenly, but he is actually a clean little cat. When he smells the poop on the little leopard cat, he will jump up high.

The chubby body has become extremely sensitive at this time, and now it looks disgusted when it sees the little leopard cat.

"Baa baa baa! (Dirty cats don't come near me!)"

The little leopard cat is very wronged, and in this family, it is the closest to the little tabby cat.

"Mimi~ (I'll give you half of the dried fish in the future, don't ignore me, hey~)"

The little tabby raised its ears and didn't care. As a well-loved kitten, would it be tempted by a few bags of dried fish?

Of course it will be tempted!
"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible! (You said it, don't go back on it! Well, you can go to the shower now, you have Ollie on your tail.)"

The little leopard cat was trembling. It didn't dare to drop its tail, for fear of touching the ground or scratching other places. The whole cat became very sensitive.

This incident has almost affected it for the rest of its life.

Decades later, whenever the ocelot recalled this clip, he could dig out a Barbie castle with his toes.

Due to the collective diarrhea of ​​cats in the family, there were no cats in the cat cafe in the afternoon.

Luo Jinbei could only assume the role of a cat doll. He was forced to put on a dusty cat puppet suit and act as an auspicious cat pet in the house for an afternoon.

All the guests were very happy that day.

Because this puppet cat can't carry the clothes on it, and the clothes are very old, and it loses its ears, tail and paws from time to time.

Luo Jinbei always needs to be busy getting dressed again.

Chen Yueyue was heartbroken, but her body was even thinner, and she couldn't hold up a cat puppet costume.

"Brother, you performed well as a cat today, I think you are very suitable." Guest A patted Luo Jinbei on the shoulder before leaving.

"I also think that you are cuter than those useless cats that can only be watched." Guest B expressed his extreme admiration for Luo Jinbei.

"Where did you find this cat puppet outfit? I want to buy one too. It's very pretty." Guest C's attention was all on the doll suit.

……

Luo Jinbei, who received a lot of praise, was not very happy. He never wanted to wear a cat puppet suit again. Being a cat is really hard.

For a moment, he began to understand the suffering of the cats at home.

I suddenly felt that they were not easy. I thought that I could just eat, drink, sleep and sleep every day, but I didn’t expect that even a sleeping position needs to be carefully designed.

If you sleep on your stomach, your tail is too far away, and your fart will be exposed.

Sleeping with kicking paws is easy to get spondylosis.

Stretching their stomachs is not something ordinary Sheniu cats can’t do, and lying on their backs for a long time, with their mouths open unconsciously, they will easily eat small bugs and the like, which is scary to think about.

The most terrible thing is to pretend to be cute all the time.

He is obviously a handsome big cat, but he wants to turn himself into a cute little cat that can only be used for viewing, which is too humiliating.

All of a sudden, all the cats in the family received deep sympathy from Luo Jinbei.

There is only the little tiger spotted in the clouds, because it lives a very salty fish every day, and working in a cat cafe every day is to perform its own cat every day, and it does not need to act at all.

The salted fish cat is its own cat.

Little Tiger Ban: I’m just a little trash, I only eat and drink and sleep, but I love my life and every piece of flesh on my body.

These days, Luo Yunjin found that she had become lethargic and began to lose a lot of hair. All kinds of signs made her suspect that she had an incurable disease.

"You are physically deficient and need to make up for it." Chen Yue said foolishly.

Luo Yunjin thought about the possibility, she didn't eat much these days compared to other people, and her appetite was even larger than before, but she lost a little weight instead.

Although I am thinner and look better in clothes, the weakness of the body can be seen from the face. With enough sleep and nutrition, the body is getting worse and worse, which indicates some kind of disease.

Luo Yunjin dug out a medical miscellany.

After pondering carefully for a day and comparing various diseases, I finally diagnosed myself as hyperthyroidism.

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The cats and people at home expressed their incomprehension.

"Look, have I lost weight recently?"

The tabby nods.

"Am I grumpy and irritable?"

The little leopard cat nodded.

"Am I in a fluctuating mood, eating delicious food, but no matter how I eat it, I won't gain weight?"

Chen Yue nodded seriously and enviously.

"The symptoms are exactly the same, I just have hyperthyroidism!" Luo Yunjin made a final decision.

"Is there a possibility that you are happy?" Qi Chi said coolly.

"Ah? That's impossible. Reproductive isolation is no joke." Luo Yunjin said with certainty, "And I'm losing a lot of hair."

Qi Chi expressed doubts.

"So you all have to be nice to me in the future. If this disease is not curable, I might die soon. I want to live a more comfortable life for the rest of my life." Luo · Opera Jing · Yun Jin wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corners of his eyes.

Little Tiger Ban rubbed her wrist, "Baabaa (I will definitely save the dried fish in the future, otherwise when you die, there will be no dried fish to eat, blah blah)"

The smile on Luo Yunjin's face faded, and he pinched the cat's cheek.

The little leopard cat shook his head, "Mimimi! (If you are gone, will I be the owner of the cat cafe in the future? I will have as many dried fish as I want.)"

Luo Yunjin also grabbed the little leopard cat's chin.

These two cats actually want to do it for them, great job!
What a big boy!

Regarding whether the girl has hyperthyroidism, Lin Xi did not say anything throughout the whole process, his eyes were sometimes gentle, sometimes dull, and sometimes surprised.

Pei Chuan reached out and shook his hand in front of the other party. "Hey!"

Lin Xi looked at him leisurely.

Swept by the indifferent eyes, Pei Chuan held back what he wanted to say.

Because Luo Xijing Yunjin was in a bad mood, she decided not to cook for herself these few days.

The cats and people in the house have to take turns cooking.

They have subtly improved their culinary skills, except for Lin Xi.

Lin Xi is still a culinary idiot. He is not suitable for the kitchen, but more suitable for toxicology research.

It is miraculous that every normal meal can be made into a dark dish with extremely high poison content by him.

Except for the little tabby, no other cat can eat this 'delicacy'.

The little tabby hiding in the corner burst into tears: Actually, I don’t like to eat either, I was forced to!

Its stomach protests all the time.

"By the way, who made today's shredded potatoes? It's not cooked, it's a bit raw. Go fry it again." Luo Yunjin took the plate away.

Pei Chuan silently moved his failed work away.

"There is also this stir-fried broccoli, don't you think it is very bland? You can add some pepper and salt appropriately."

Chen Yue moved his masterpiece away.

"The tomato stewed soup is too sour. I know that there is no lard now, so it doesn't taste good. Can't you take a detour? I remember that the seasoning packet in the mushroom stewed chicken flavor instant noodles has oil packets, you can use that It’s really not good to cook soup, it’s okay to cook soup directly with instant noodle seasoning, this is tomato juice at all!”

Qi Chi carefully took the soup bucket away.

"The best thing I made today is this rice. Fruit corn is added in it. The rice grains are distinct, and the corn kernels are not smashed. The heat is well controlled. That's right, I made this steamed rice myself!" Luo Yunjin mixed some beef paste into the rice and started today's lunch.

Lin Xi gently fished out the fruit she made, and pushed it in front of Luo Yunjin.

Weird color matching, the yogurt in the fruit ladle is dyed purple by too many mulberries, and it looks like you have no appetite.

Luo Yunjin paused for a moment, without taking Lin Xi's face off, picked up a spoon and took a spoonful.

Under the eyes of everyone looking at a warrior, he ate a spoonful of fruit.

The wrinkles between Luo Yunjin's eyebrows gradually flattened, "This fruit is good, sweet and sour, what's in it?"

"I know you like delicious food, so I specially added some monosodium glutamate and soy sauce to it. Although the color doesn't look good, the taste is not bad. I just ate a spoonful of it myself." Lin Xi said excitedly after being praised .

Luo Yunjin's face gradually turned green.

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