The mad critic is fluffy and wants to be rua!

Chapter 55 The thorns that like to eat fruit

The girl's eyes are dull, and she seems listless, but she has a panoramic view of everything around her.

"Have you learned it? Make one and let me see." Luo Yunjin put his hands behind his back and looked serious, "It's not that easy to be a salted fish, you have to be careful, don't be too deliberate, or you will be like a little tiger. It's just too much to watch."

Wearing a red apron, the little tabby stuck out his tongue crookedly, his eyes became cross-eyed, and his limbs were zigzag as if they were fractured.

"It's a typical late-stage epilepsy. I have to say that although it's not like a salted fish, it does a good job." Luo Yunjin applauded seriously, expressing his appreciation for Little Tiger Ban's acting skills.

"Of course, it can't be too casual." Luo Yunjin looked at the zombie of the second brother who was drooling with disgust.

It opened its mouth slightly, saliva was secreted unconsciously, and its expression was dull.

"This is dementia, and you can't learn it."

Seeing that Lin Xi didn't move, Luo Yunjin decided to help him shape himself.

"Actually, it's very simple to make a salted fish." She fiddled with the man's limbs, making seaweed twists, and then pulled his eyelids, only opening a third of the original, showing a contemptuous and lazy look.Put on one shoe and take off the other.

The most critical step is to hold a pack of unpacked potato chips in your hand.

"Jiang jiang!" Satisfied, Luo Yunjin picked up his phone and took a picture of him, then squatted beside him, compared his hands with scissors, and took a group photo.

"This feeling is just right. Dementia does not appear mentally retarded, laziness does not appear casual, perfect!" She silently set the group photo as the background of her mobile phone desktop.

Lin Xi was lying on the chair for the elderly, looking up at the green apple leaves in the sky at a 53-degree angle, the posture of his body was amazingly comfortable!
"I put you in the seaweed pose, octopus pose, twisted pose, etc. These are all university questions, and you can't learn them overnight. You are still too young, and you have a long way to go!" Luo Yunjin said old-fashionedly .

Lin Xi: ...

Little Tiger Banner looked admiringly, he looked at Lin Haicao Xi enviously, and wanted to learn that pose, but because his arms and legs were too short, he couldn't always pose properly.

"How about it, isn't it good? Think it's great to be a salted fish?" Luo Yunjin squatted aside, showing Lin Xi the photo she just took.

Lin Xi closed two-thirds of his eyelids and almost closed them completely.

"You, you, I..."

"I think you are quite suitable to be a salted fish, let's soak in the salt jar happily together!" Luo Yunjin clapped his hands and lay down on another elderly chair beside him.

Soon, two salted fish appeared on the spot, one with epilepsy and one with dementia.

It took Lin Xi a long time to slow down and realize what he was doing.

He picked up the mobile phone on the table, took another look at his ugly appearance, and his world view was shocked.

"No, we can't be decadent, we still have to go out. Since that woman lied to us, the seeds she wanted to give are also problematic."

Luo Yunjin also thought of it, and quickly dug out the box, picked up a watermelon seed and planted it to give birth.

Soon, a bunch of pitcher plants grew on the ground.

This is a mutated pitcher plant with extremely sharp teeth. A flower bud sprouted right after it was planted. It opened its bloody mouth and ate a stone that Luo Yunjin threw in.

"These seeds are all mutated plants?" Luo Yunjin was startled when she saw that the pitcher plant didn't look picky at all.

It can even digest stones, and it can grow a little bit visible to the naked eye. It is a terrifying creature.

"Well, so you still plan to grow your own food? It won't work." Lin Xi found a lighter and burned all the seeds, including the small pitcher plant.

"People's hearts are sinister." He touched the girl's pale face, "But with me here, I won't let you get hurt. You can be your salted fish with peace of mind, and I will support you."

Luo Yunjin was moved instantly, "Huh? You are so kind. I agree with your confession. From now on, you will be promoted from a servant to a bodyguard."

"Thorn thorns are one of the most commonly used offensive seeds for those with planting abilities. As long as your abilities are strong enough, this mutated thorn thorn may be able to subdue it."

"What should I do?" Luo Yunjin planted a beauty fruit. She has to take good care of her skin. The beauty fruit tastes like a pear, sweet and thirst-quenching.

"Just use these miraculous fruits you planted. Mutant creatures seem to like this kind of fruit." Lin Xi pointed to the zombie of the second brother who was drooling with his finger in his mouth. beauty fruit.

Luo Yunjin threw the core away.

Sure enough, a slender branch suddenly protruded from the thorns outside, and quickly swept away the core.

The big earthworm was separated by thorns and thorns in the small space next door. It seemed to sense the fresh and sweet taste of the fruit and started to riot.

Luo Yunjin planted another beauty fruit, and peeled off the skin with a knife to let the juice inside flow out.

Sure enough, the thorns and thorns covering the villa began to shake violently, and countless thorny branches stretched in, but they didn't dare to take the fruit from the girl's hand directly.

"Mutated plants are naturally afraid of planting-type supernatural beings, and will not actively attack planting-type supernatural beings." Lin Xi explained in real time.

Luo Yunjin handed over the fruit.

One of the softest branches retracted the burrs on its body, carefully poked it over, rolled up the fruit, and then fled quickly.

The other branches also retreated slowly.

In an instant, the surrounding thorns stopped expanding, and the originally buried passage was reopened.

The big earthworm stuck its head in anxiously, and felt relieved when it saw that they were all fine.

Under a withered osmanthus tree behind it, a black cat wagged its tail. It looked up at the branches of vines entangled together, and in the center of it was clustered a snow-white fruit.

The black cat's whiskers trembled.

Turning to look in the direction of the girl, a complicated expression flickered in the black pupils.

The fruit of life is actually on her body!
The big black cat leaped onto the branch with great agility, and climbed nimbly among the thorns. Soon, his body was covered with scars from the burrs, but his eyes were firm, and he kept climbing towards the fruit. .

Finally, just when it stretched out its claws to reach.

A few thick branches lashed at its body, blood dripping down drop by drop.

Affected by the smell of blood, Thorns, which had settled down, rioted slightly again.

The big black cat struggled to hook its paws to the nearby vines, so as not to let itself fall, but its entire body was suspended above it.

Snapped!
Another spiked vine flew over.

Its claws were bruised, and it involuntarily let go of the vine.

Soon, it fell from the sky.

Bleeding cat with half-closed eyes.

Maybe that's how it ended.

Cold body, cold ground, cold world.

But the imagined pain did not appear, it fell into a warm embrace.

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　　The mutated thorns turned into a small potted plant. It retracted the thorns and hugged the snow-white beauty fruit with two green leaves on the branches.

　　Kacha~
　　There is a small cherry mouth on the topmost branch, eating the fruit cautiously, the leaves all over the body are dangling~
　　


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