Lord, my wife was kidnapped by a Taoist priest

Chapter 218

Yu Jue's pitiful voice came from the street: "Okay, please give us some money. My old man hasn't eaten for seven days."

The corners of Yi Ling's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to get into the cracks in the ground, pretending that he didn't know the person who was patting the bricks and crying.

From time to time, Yu Jue turned his head and blinked at Yi Ling: Come on, let's hurt each other.

Yi Ling looked behind Yu Jue, indicating that trouble was coming.

Yu Jue turned around and saw the fat woman going back and forth, smiling at the two of them with ill intentions.

"Then what, my family can take care of your food and clothing, come with me."

This time Yujue's mouth twitched.

Is Yiling so attractive?They're all dressed up as old men, and they're still so attractive
"Uh, no need, we.
"Didn't you all have nothing to eat for seven days? The food in my house is ready-made, and you can eat it when you go. Let's go." The fat woman stepped forward, holding Yu Jue with one hand and Yi Ling with the other.

It was only then that Yu Jue deeply understood what it means to die if you don't die.

What she said was used by the woman as a reason to persuade her. What a reincarnation.

So, she took out the three taels of silver that the previous woman had given her. "Well, big sister, we have money now, so we don't need to bother you at your house."

The woman looked at the money she had just given, and quickly picked it out of Yu Jue's palm. "it's gone now."

Yujue: "."

The two were dragged by the woman from left to right to walk down the street, and they happened to meet Xi Rui who just came back.

Xi Rui was obviously surprised, what's going on?Love triangle?
"Father"

Yiling said in time: "For the person who will enter the city later, we will follow this person to live in her house."

Xi Rui didn't pretend too much, he looked handsome, in the eyes of women.

The fat woman's eyes glowed with gold: "Hey! Big brother, your grandson is really handsome. No wonder, big brother is still so handsome at this age. Go to my house, go to my house."

The fat lady decisively let go of Yu Jue's hand with both hands, and grabbed Xi Rui. "Walk around, hurry home, the food is hot."

Xi Rui somehow became a grandson.

Then, inexplicably, he followed his master and married into the fat woman's house.

When passing by other neighbors in the alley where the fat woman lived, several women gathered together were eating melon seeds.

"Look, Widow Zhang has brought the man home again."

"It's amazing this time. I got two at once, one old and one young."

"Hey? Why is there a little girl following behind?"

"Looking at their clothes, they must be the beggars who can't eat, and were picked up by Widow Zhang."

"Yeah, that's right."

Several people chattered, and Yiling and the others got a rough idea.

Knowing that the fat woman's surname is Zhang, she is a widow and often brings men home.

This is them, let's have a soft meal.

Widow Zhang's house is in the innermost part of the alley, and the wooden door is painted red.

Entering the yard, I found that the yard was overgrown with weeds, like the kind of deserted house in Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio.

"Oh, I laughed. There is no man in the house, and no one tidies up the yard. Don't worry, let's go inside."

Widow Zhang smiled, and still dragged the two newly abducted men and ran all the way to the main house.

The door of the main room is open, facing the door is a square wooden table.

When the four arrived at the door, they saw a mess on the ground.Broken dishes, various vegetable leaves and meat scattered all over the place.

This scene is not as comfortable as looking at the weeds in the yard.

Widow Zhang was stunned for a moment, then smiled awkwardly at Yi Ling and Xi Rui, and then pulled her face down.

"Fu Jiang! You brat! Get out of here!"

Fu Jiang is the 12-year-old son of Widow Zhang.

Holding a black cat in his arms, he walked over from the side with a low eyebrow.

Widow Zhang stepped forward and grabbed the rich general by the ear, almost twisting it.

"You careless brat! Your days are numbered!"

Fu Jiang reluctantly bared his teeth and defended: "It's not me, it's this black cat. I did it like this to catch it."

After a while of scolding and cursing, Fu Jiang ran away crying with the black cat in his arms.

"I made you laugh. I'll clean up and do it again. Wait, wait."

Widow Zhang squatted down to tidy up, while groaning tiredly.

With her body size, it is already very difficult to squat down.

Yi Ling raised his chin, signaling Xi Rui to come forward to help.

Xi Rui had been ignorant and confused since the beginning of the journey.I don't know what's going on now, so I obediently stepped forward to help clean up.

"Hey, little brother, you are really kind." Widow Zhang laughed so hard that she couldn't see her teeth.

Inexplicably, Xi Rui felt a little hairy.

His master, he won't lie to him or anything, right?
After everything was settled, Widow Zhang went to the kitchen to cook.The three of them got together and began to plan what to do next.

"She brought us back from the street, and she has such a reputation. She is a good cover for us."

"What reputation?" Xi Rui said cutely.

"When I'm talking, don't interrupt." Yi Ling said fiercely.

Xi Rui shut up and clasped his fingers.

Yu Jue held back his laughter, and it was so hard to hold back.

"Also, we live in the same room as husband and wife at night, and you live in the same room by yourself." Yi Ling said to Xi Rui.

Xi Rui nodded obediently.

After some things were clarified, Yi Ling released Xi Rui to meet Bi'an and the others who had entered the city later.

Give the private house that Xi Rui just found to live in to several people on the other side.

Widow Zhang came back with the dishes, and when she saw that the handsome young brother was not there, she immediately became a little anxious. "Big brother, little brother?"

"The hut." Yi Ling remained expressionless.

Widow Zhang really lives up to her reputation of always bringing men home, the older one is called Big Brother, and the younger one is called Brother.
There is only Yujue, a woman who doesn't have any titles.

"Oh, let's wait for the little brother."

It seems that the young Xi Rui is more marketable.

Xi Rui didn't come back over the wall until the food was almost cold.

Widow Zhang looked at Xi Rui who entered the door and asked: "Little brother, you have been in this hut for a long time."

Xi Rui touched his nose: "I'm constipated."

"Constipation?" Widow Zhang's voice was high.

But at this moment, Yi Ling thought of Xuanyuan Cheng's big nephew, and added ruthlessly: "He has hemorrhoids."

"Cough cough cough" Yu Jue, who was drinking water beside him, almost choked to death.

Looking sympathetically at Xi Rui, who was really constipated, he said that he really didn't want to laugh, but he couldn't help it.

Xi Rui looked at his master who had cheated him again and again, but he couldn't help it.

He could only look at Widow Zhang and twitched the corner of his mouth in embarrassment.

When I sat down to eat, I saw Widow Zhang staring behind Xi Rui.

Widow Zhang's son also came back with the black cat while eating.

"Your posture over the wall is very handsome, can you teach me?" Fu Jiang looked at Xi Rui with admiration.

"Over the wall? When?" Widow Zhang suddenly understood that she had been cheated just now.

Xi Rui didn't expect that he fell off the horse so quickly, and he was crazily grilling rice.

Widow Zhang's suspicious eyes circled around Xi Rui and Yi Ling's faces, but she was finally attracted by Yu Jue's words.

Yu Jue said to Xi Rui earnestly: "How many times have I told you, don't wipe your butt with the clods on the wall, but you just don't listen. How did you get those hemorrhoids, have you forgotten? Have you forgotten the doctor's advice?" , use toilet paper."

Yiling was still cooperating on the side: "Don't talk about him, our family is poor, we don't have toilet paper to wipe our ass."

Xi Rui: "."

(End of this chapter)