Lord, my wife was kidnapped by a Taoist priest
Chapter 83: Falling into a Ditch
Chapter 83: Falling into a Ditch
"Master! Where can I find you if I have something to do?!"
I don't know if Yiling heard Xi Rui's words, but he didn't reply anyway.
hunting forest.
Under the leadership of the whalebill stork, Yu Jue and Zheng Changwen successfully fell into the ditch.
When Yu Jue fell down, Zheng Changwen protected her, so she didn't even get a single corner of her clothes dirty.And Zheng Changwen's entire back was soaked by the water in the mud pit.
What's even more speechless is that there are animal feces excreted in the mud pit, which smells bad.
Yu Jue got up from Zheng Changwen's arms and pulled the smelly man up. "You, why don't you find a river or something and wash it off."
Zheng Changwen took off the outer Taoist robe and left it on the ground, but the inner undershirt was also soaked.A small wind blows, and there is a hint of coolness.
Zheng Changwen turned to look at the culprit: Beibei.
Beibei looked at her big feet: Don't look at me, I just closed my eyes and sneezed, who would want to lose balance and fall down?
Yu Jue looked at Zheng Changwen's pitiful appearance, so he took off his pink coat. "How about you wear this first?"
Zheng Changwen: Are you sure?
Beibei: I am looking forward to it~
Under the expectant eyes of Yujue and Beibei, Zheng Changwen also took off his white undershirt and left it on the ground.Then he took the clothes from Yujue.It's just pink, no big deal.There is a first time for everything.
Yu Jue stared at Zheng Changwen's eight-pack abs, drooling enviously.
Quack quack.
Yu Jue was brought back to the mind of running away from home by the particularly ear-piercing and ugly quacking devilish laughter.Looking intently, Zheng Changwen stood stiffly, one arm tore through the sleeve of Yujue's coat.
It seems, probably, maybe, most of them are unable to wear Zheng Changwen.
Yujue's clothes are too small for Zheng Changwen.
Zheng Changwen hugged Yujue's pink coat to his chest, covering important places.Aggrieved, he looked at the thrown undershirt on the ground. If he hadn't thrown it away, at least there was still a piece of clothing to hide his shame.
Reckless.
sloppy.
Failed.
"Well, it's actually easy to solve. Just let Beibei fly back and bring you a piece of clothing." Yu Jue suggested.
Beibei stayed where he was, he didn't want to go, he wanted to see his master's good figure.
Zheng Changwen slapped Beibei's big mouth: "What are you looking at? Hurry up and bring me some clothes."
Babe flickering wings, well, it's fault.It went back to get clothes to atone for.
Seeing Beibei disappearing into the air, Yujue and Zheng Changwen realized at the same time that Beibei should take them out of the ditch first!What's the matter waiting in the ditch?
"Should we climb up first, or wait for Beibei to come back and take us up?"
Zheng Changwen looked up at the depth of the ditch and the sticky yellow mud on the edge, and replied: "We will go up by ourselves, and we may change our clothes again."
"Okay, then wait for Beibei to come back."
Yu Jue avoided the mud pit and turned around to see if there were any traces of ferocious beasts.
From the feces in the puddle just now, it can be seen that the beast that poops eats grass.
Hum Chi Hum Chi
Yu Jue was looking at the clues and footprints around him, and when he was analyzing the appearance of the vicious beast that defecated, he heard a heavy gasp.Accompanied by the sound of oppressive footsteps, they approached a little bit.
Zheng Changwen came to Yu Jue's side and whispered: "It seems that we have entered the territory of fierce beasts. They have a strong sense of territory and will take the initiative to attack us. Be careful."
Yu Jue is ready to fight, eager to try.
She came here to pick a ferocious beast to subdue, the more powerful the better.Even if he can't beat him, there is this one beside him.
"Little Taoist priest, if you see that it looks good in a while, can you subdue it for me?"
Zheng Changwen grasped the clothes on his chest with his fingertips.Yujue's tone made him feel that he could agree to any conditions.
"it is good."
Wait, it looks good?
Doesn't catching fierce beasts depend on strength?What's the use of looking good?
Forget it, as long as she likes it.
The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and Yu Jue became more and more nervous.
The two of them stared at the direction where the beast was about to appear, without blinking.
At this time, the sound of footsteps stopped, and even the sound of breathing became much lighter.
"What's wrong? Isn't it coming?" Yu Jue approached Zheng Changwen softly.
"I don't know, just wait and see."
So, the two waited intently.waiting
Boom.
The sound of heavy footsteps, to be precise, should be the sound of running, rumbled over.It's like, there are some animals that live in groups, and they run wild in groups.
The moment Zheng Changwen saw the huge gray figure in his eyes, he held the jade jue in his arms, turned around twice and hid on the edge of the ditch.His feet were wet and slippery, and he almost couldn't stand still.
The first ferocious beast that ran past the sight of the two took time out of their busy schedule to glance at the two of them.Only then did the two of them see clearly what it was.
Yu Jue's first reaction: wild boar!
A wild boar the size of a cow.
The fangs were more than one meter long, and two of them were exposed brightly.
Immediately afterwards, a group of wild boars appeared in the sight of the two.
"No, they will hit us. Go up." In desperation, Zheng Changwen threw the jade jue up.
Yu Jue was also quite upbeat, raising his breath and tapped his foot on the edge of the ditch, and successfully landed on the weed-covered ground above the ditch.
"Zheng Changwen?! Come up!"
In Yujue's eyes, he could only see wild boars huddled together, running across the ditch as if fleeing for their lives.The muddy water splashed made it impossible to see other situations clearly.
"Zheng Changwen?! Where are you? Zheng Changwen!"
Yu Jue was in a hurry.
I thought: I won’t be trampled to death by wild boars, right?
No, his end is not here, his end is in heaven.
No, she came here and changed all the plot, Zheng Changwen may not be the original ending.
"Zheng Changwen!"
This time, I really panicked.
"Zheng Changwen?!"
When the herd of wild boars disappeared from sight, Yu Jue saw a leopard with black and white spots running fast.
It turned out that this guy was chasing wild boars.
When the black and white of the zebra grows on the leopard in the form of spots, it has a sense of sight of a Dalmatians.
The black and white leopard looked up at the person above the ditch, and then jumped up.
"Hey??!! You don't talk about martial arts, you! Go after your wild boar!" Yu Jue turned around and ran away in panic.
Just kidding, let alone its two-meter-high figure, just talk about its running speed.The moment Yujue jumped up, he felt that he was going to die.
Yu Jue didn't run two steps before he was thrown to the ground by the black and white leopard.
The black and white leopard held the jade jue with its two paws, bared its teeth and frightened the jade jue, and was also proud of its wise choice.
Look, it abandoned the fast wild boar, and reaped a stupid pig that ran as slow as a turtle.
Yu Jue's head was pressed to the ground with a paw, and he gnawed a mouthful of soil and weeds.There was also a paw on the back, suffocating her.
With luck in the palm of his hand, he condensed the blue martial energy on his fingertips and ejected it backwards.
The martial energy was fierce, hitting the black and white leopard on the nose.
The black and white panther jumped aside in pain, rubbing its nose against its leg frantically, trying to relieve the pain in this way.
"Your sister." Yu Jue turned over, feeling the pain in her back and spine.
This guy was almost pushed out by her and protruded from the waist.
Taking advantage of the fact that the black and white leopard had no time to care about himself, Yu Jue endured the pain and stood up.It is impossible to run, and there may be a chance of winning after a fight.
But I was crying in my heart: Zheng Changwen, where are you?Are you still alive, help me
(End of this chapter)
"Master! Where can I find you if I have something to do?!"
I don't know if Yiling heard Xi Rui's words, but he didn't reply anyway.
hunting forest.
Under the leadership of the whalebill stork, Yu Jue and Zheng Changwen successfully fell into the ditch.
When Yu Jue fell down, Zheng Changwen protected her, so she didn't even get a single corner of her clothes dirty.And Zheng Changwen's entire back was soaked by the water in the mud pit.
What's even more speechless is that there are animal feces excreted in the mud pit, which smells bad.
Yu Jue got up from Zheng Changwen's arms and pulled the smelly man up. "You, why don't you find a river or something and wash it off."
Zheng Changwen took off the outer Taoist robe and left it on the ground, but the inner undershirt was also soaked.A small wind blows, and there is a hint of coolness.
Zheng Changwen turned to look at the culprit: Beibei.
Beibei looked at her big feet: Don't look at me, I just closed my eyes and sneezed, who would want to lose balance and fall down?
Yu Jue looked at Zheng Changwen's pitiful appearance, so he took off his pink coat. "How about you wear this first?"
Zheng Changwen: Are you sure?
Beibei: I am looking forward to it~
Under the expectant eyes of Yujue and Beibei, Zheng Changwen also took off his white undershirt and left it on the ground.Then he took the clothes from Yujue.It's just pink, no big deal.There is a first time for everything.
Yu Jue stared at Zheng Changwen's eight-pack abs, drooling enviously.
Quack quack.
Yu Jue was brought back to the mind of running away from home by the particularly ear-piercing and ugly quacking devilish laughter.Looking intently, Zheng Changwen stood stiffly, one arm tore through the sleeve of Yujue's coat.
It seems, probably, maybe, most of them are unable to wear Zheng Changwen.
Yujue's clothes are too small for Zheng Changwen.
Zheng Changwen hugged Yujue's pink coat to his chest, covering important places.Aggrieved, he looked at the thrown undershirt on the ground. If he hadn't thrown it away, at least there was still a piece of clothing to hide his shame.
Reckless.
sloppy.
Failed.
"Well, it's actually easy to solve. Just let Beibei fly back and bring you a piece of clothing." Yu Jue suggested.
Beibei stayed where he was, he didn't want to go, he wanted to see his master's good figure.
Zheng Changwen slapped Beibei's big mouth: "What are you looking at? Hurry up and bring me some clothes."
Babe flickering wings, well, it's fault.It went back to get clothes to atone for.
Seeing Beibei disappearing into the air, Yujue and Zheng Changwen realized at the same time that Beibei should take them out of the ditch first!What's the matter waiting in the ditch?
"Should we climb up first, or wait for Beibei to come back and take us up?"
Zheng Changwen looked up at the depth of the ditch and the sticky yellow mud on the edge, and replied: "We will go up by ourselves, and we may change our clothes again."
"Okay, then wait for Beibei to come back."
Yu Jue avoided the mud pit and turned around to see if there were any traces of ferocious beasts.
From the feces in the puddle just now, it can be seen that the beast that poops eats grass.
Hum Chi Hum Chi
Yu Jue was looking at the clues and footprints around him, and when he was analyzing the appearance of the vicious beast that defecated, he heard a heavy gasp.Accompanied by the sound of oppressive footsteps, they approached a little bit.
Zheng Changwen came to Yu Jue's side and whispered: "It seems that we have entered the territory of fierce beasts. They have a strong sense of territory and will take the initiative to attack us. Be careful."
Yu Jue is ready to fight, eager to try.
She came here to pick a ferocious beast to subdue, the more powerful the better.Even if he can't beat him, there is this one beside him.
"Little Taoist priest, if you see that it looks good in a while, can you subdue it for me?"
Zheng Changwen grasped the clothes on his chest with his fingertips.Yujue's tone made him feel that he could agree to any conditions.
"it is good."
Wait, it looks good?
Doesn't catching fierce beasts depend on strength?What's the use of looking good?
Forget it, as long as she likes it.
The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and Yu Jue became more and more nervous.
The two of them stared at the direction where the beast was about to appear, without blinking.
At this time, the sound of footsteps stopped, and even the sound of breathing became much lighter.
"What's wrong? Isn't it coming?" Yu Jue approached Zheng Changwen softly.
"I don't know, just wait and see."
So, the two waited intently.waiting
Boom.
The sound of heavy footsteps, to be precise, should be the sound of running, rumbled over.It's like, there are some animals that live in groups, and they run wild in groups.
The moment Zheng Changwen saw the huge gray figure in his eyes, he held the jade jue in his arms, turned around twice and hid on the edge of the ditch.His feet were wet and slippery, and he almost couldn't stand still.
The first ferocious beast that ran past the sight of the two took time out of their busy schedule to glance at the two of them.Only then did the two of them see clearly what it was.
Yu Jue's first reaction: wild boar!
A wild boar the size of a cow.
The fangs were more than one meter long, and two of them were exposed brightly.
Immediately afterwards, a group of wild boars appeared in the sight of the two.
"No, they will hit us. Go up." In desperation, Zheng Changwen threw the jade jue up.
Yu Jue was also quite upbeat, raising his breath and tapped his foot on the edge of the ditch, and successfully landed on the weed-covered ground above the ditch.
"Zheng Changwen?! Come up!"
In Yujue's eyes, he could only see wild boars huddled together, running across the ditch as if fleeing for their lives.The muddy water splashed made it impossible to see other situations clearly.
"Zheng Changwen?! Where are you? Zheng Changwen!"
Yu Jue was in a hurry.
I thought: I won’t be trampled to death by wild boars, right?
No, his end is not here, his end is in heaven.
No, she came here and changed all the plot, Zheng Changwen may not be the original ending.
"Zheng Changwen!"
This time, I really panicked.
"Zheng Changwen?!"
When the herd of wild boars disappeared from sight, Yu Jue saw a leopard with black and white spots running fast.
It turned out that this guy was chasing wild boars.
When the black and white of the zebra grows on the leopard in the form of spots, it has a sense of sight of a Dalmatians.
The black and white leopard looked up at the person above the ditch, and then jumped up.
"Hey??!! You don't talk about martial arts, you! Go after your wild boar!" Yu Jue turned around and ran away in panic.
Just kidding, let alone its two-meter-high figure, just talk about its running speed.The moment Yujue jumped up, he felt that he was going to die.
Yu Jue didn't run two steps before he was thrown to the ground by the black and white leopard.
The black and white leopard held the jade jue with its two paws, bared its teeth and frightened the jade jue, and was also proud of its wise choice.
Look, it abandoned the fast wild boar, and reaped a stupid pig that ran as slow as a turtle.
Yu Jue's head was pressed to the ground with a paw, and he gnawed a mouthful of soil and weeds.There was also a paw on the back, suffocating her.
With luck in the palm of his hand, he condensed the blue martial energy on his fingertips and ejected it backwards.
The martial energy was fierce, hitting the black and white leopard on the nose.
The black and white panther jumped aside in pain, rubbing its nose against its leg frantically, trying to relieve the pain in this way.
"Your sister." Yu Jue turned over, feeling the pain in her back and spine.
This guy was almost pushed out by her and protruded from the waist.
Taking advantage of the fact that the black and white leopard had no time to care about himself, Yu Jue endured the pain and stood up.It is impossible to run, and there may be a chance of winning after a fight.
But I was crying in my heart: Zheng Changwen, where are you?Are you still alive, help me
(End of this chapter)
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