Mind-reading cute baby: Let's spoil my mother to heaven!
Chapter 89 His broken talisman!
Chapter 89 His broken talisman! (2 more 2)
It was all nonsense when she was a child, she had forgotten about it, why did he bring it up today?
Cough cough, when she was a child, she had followed the vegetarian rules for a long time in the teacher's gate, and she was almost hallucinating, and all kinds of images of eating meat hung in her mind all day long.
She has been hungry for so long, and she feels that eating meat alone is not enough to satisfy her hunger. She has to pick out the big bones, break open the big bone sticks, and suck up all the bone marrow oil.
So——she put those female fairies into her own emotions, and prepared them not only to eat Tang Seng's meat, but also to suck Tang Seng's bone marrow oil.
But later, as she grew up, she began to feel that her idea was a bit inappropriate.
If she remakes the story in "Journey to the West" and tells her brothers and her little uncle, she will feel a little guilty and blush...
Cough cough, how should I put it, after all, she is a time-traveling girl, and she is completely capable of learning some things without a teacher, so when she was a child, she took such a picture for granted, and she was a little afraid to look directly at it...
She has been "sealed and shut up" this meme for several years, why was it suddenly brought up by her uncle today?Are you annoying?
She was about to give him a critical look up at him.But... Tsk, he looked down at her from this angle, why did it make her heart skip a beat?
What's going on, why does she feel that there is something wrong with the atmosphere between the two?
With a rough voice, she urged recklessly, "Hurry up, hurry up and finish it, so I can go back to sleep. I'm exhausted today..."
He sighed silently, but the corners of his mouth curled up.
"it is good."
Without any explanation, he dragged her hand into the door.
As soon as she stood still, he stretched out his arms and brushed her ears.
She squinted subconsciously.
No, of course she didn't misunderstand anything, because this is Datang, and the children of Datang don't know what "bidong" is.
Then she heard the door creak shut behind her.
She quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and told herself: Look, his innocent little uncle is just closing the door.
But just as she finished thinking, his uncle's lips rolled down...
.
"Huh???" She hurriedly slid aside, and then got out from under his arm!
Fortunately, her uncle was young and inexperienced, and had absolutely no skills in capturing and subduing, so she was only rubbed lightly on the skin of her mouth.
Huh, it's so dangerous, so dangerous, this is considered a "skin trauma", it's not real!
"Mu Youzi, are you trying to die?" She immediately questioned him.
Although her uncle's cheeks were blushing, he didn't show any reason or embarrassment.
Instead, he seemed a little—regrettable.
Tsk, look at the blush on his cheekbones, and then set off against his wet black eyes, the little uncle who is usually pure and pure, unexpectedly has an almost coquettish charm for no reason?
It's quite... so heart-wrenching.
He took a deep breath, slowly raised his wet black pupils, and met her eyes, "You said you wanted it, why did you suddenly change your mind?"
"What did you say?" She stared at him, "Tell me again! Who asked you for it?"
His long eyebrows raised slowly, "You said you wanted my talisman."
She clenched her fists, "Yes. But what happened to you just now?"
He stood up straight without haste, his back lazily leaning against the door panel.
"……This is."
.
Ye Qingluan choked on his breath.
"This is... your talisman?"
"Ah."
Ye Qingluan was overjoyed, "You think I'm stupid? How can there be such a talisman in this world!"
He even crossed his arms and looked down at her sideways, "This talisman is called 'Divergence between heart and mouth'."
"Because the heart and the mouth are connected, and the so-called 'words are the voice of the heart', so if you want to keep the thoughts in your heart safely and securely, you have to make the heart and the mouth different."
Ye Qingluan narrowed her eyes, "I don't agree with you? So...in order not to let that little thing see what's on my mind, so you want to—seal my mouth?"
He finally smiled, "Look, you really understand it."
She closed her eyes, "What do I understand?! If I understand, I... I won't come into this room with you!"
He put away his smile, turned his eyes to stare at her quietly, "But you have already come in..."
Ye Qingluan clenched her fists even tighter, "Since you want to 'disagreement', then you have no other way to seal my mouth, you have to use this method?"
Annoyed, she pointed at the talisman paper on his shelf, "Even if you stick my mouth shut with that yellow paper, I don't blame you!"
But he looked at her with both a smile and a smile, "...Are you sure you can go out with a talisman on your mouth?"
She blinked and imagined the situation.
Tsk, it's not pretty.However, this is Datang after all, and I can't think of zombies!After all, the little zombie with the talisman paper on his forehead was wearing a court dress of the Qing Dynasty... so what are you afraid of?
She said seriously, "I'm sure! As long as you don't cover my mouth, you can let me talk and eat."
She wasn't afraid of sticking talismans on her face.After all, as a time-traveling girl, who had pasted a note on her face before she played poker?
But he was more serious than her, "But the talisman stickers on the mouth are considered by the folks as a sign of 'oral karma'."
She looked at him for a long time and was a little speechless.
The so-called "oral karma" refers to the karma of the mouth, that is to say, there is no merit in the mouth, or it is full of bad words, or it is full of lies.
Then she can't accept it!
Because she is Xi Niangzi, she is relying on this mouth to "match" others!If someone sees her with a talisman on her mouth and really thinks she has done oral karma, won't her professional reputation be ruined?
She had no choice but to confess, "Okay, I won't post it anymore."
She turned her head and groped in his room, "There must be another way."
But he snuffed out her fantasy, "...It's gone. Only this one is left."
Her face turned red immediately, "What kind of talisman breaking technique is this! I think you are not good at cultivation!"
He didn't even deny it, "If I can do it, I will go here... Therefore, I have no other way."
She was ashamed and angry, turned her head and ran out, "Keep that broken talisman for yourself, I don't want it too much!"
Is there any reason?Is there anyone in this world who betrayed his first kiss just to guard against his own son?
Did she lose a lot, or did she earn a lot? !
As a result, she ran into her son head-on as soon as she went out.
Mu'er looked at her in a daze, "...Aniang, what are you thinking?"
Ok?
She opened her eyes, "You... really didn't see it?"
As if Mu'er didn't understand at all, she just walked over and sat next to her lap, "What are you talking about, Auntie?"
She was startled and unwilling to turn her head to look back at the door of her uncle's room.
Tsk, does it really work?
She looked back and patted Mu'er's braid, "It's okay. Go to sleep!"
(End of this chapter)
It was all nonsense when she was a child, she had forgotten about it, why did he bring it up today?
Cough cough, when she was a child, she had followed the vegetarian rules for a long time in the teacher's gate, and she was almost hallucinating, and all kinds of images of eating meat hung in her mind all day long.
She has been hungry for so long, and she feels that eating meat alone is not enough to satisfy her hunger. She has to pick out the big bones, break open the big bone sticks, and suck up all the bone marrow oil.
So——she put those female fairies into her own emotions, and prepared them not only to eat Tang Seng's meat, but also to suck Tang Seng's bone marrow oil.
But later, as she grew up, she began to feel that her idea was a bit inappropriate.
If she remakes the story in "Journey to the West" and tells her brothers and her little uncle, she will feel a little guilty and blush...
Cough cough, how should I put it, after all, she is a time-traveling girl, and she is completely capable of learning some things without a teacher, so when she was a child, she took such a picture for granted, and she was a little afraid to look directly at it...
She has been "sealed and shut up" this meme for several years, why was it suddenly brought up by her uncle today?Are you annoying?
She was about to give him a critical look up at him.But... Tsk, he looked down at her from this angle, why did it make her heart skip a beat?
What's going on, why does she feel that there is something wrong with the atmosphere between the two?
With a rough voice, she urged recklessly, "Hurry up, hurry up and finish it, so I can go back to sleep. I'm exhausted today..."
He sighed silently, but the corners of his mouth curled up.
"it is good."
Without any explanation, he dragged her hand into the door.
As soon as she stood still, he stretched out his arms and brushed her ears.
She squinted subconsciously.
No, of course she didn't misunderstand anything, because this is Datang, and the children of Datang don't know what "bidong" is.
Then she heard the door creak shut behind her.
She quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and told herself: Look, his innocent little uncle is just closing the door.
But just as she finished thinking, his uncle's lips rolled down...
.
"Huh???" She hurriedly slid aside, and then got out from under his arm!
Fortunately, her uncle was young and inexperienced, and had absolutely no skills in capturing and subduing, so she was only rubbed lightly on the skin of her mouth.
Huh, it's so dangerous, so dangerous, this is considered a "skin trauma", it's not real!
"Mu Youzi, are you trying to die?" She immediately questioned him.
Although her uncle's cheeks were blushing, he didn't show any reason or embarrassment.
Instead, he seemed a little—regrettable.
Tsk, look at the blush on his cheekbones, and then set off against his wet black eyes, the little uncle who is usually pure and pure, unexpectedly has an almost coquettish charm for no reason?
It's quite... so heart-wrenching.
He took a deep breath, slowly raised his wet black pupils, and met her eyes, "You said you wanted it, why did you suddenly change your mind?"
"What did you say?" She stared at him, "Tell me again! Who asked you for it?"
His long eyebrows raised slowly, "You said you wanted my talisman."
She clenched her fists, "Yes. But what happened to you just now?"
He stood up straight without haste, his back lazily leaning against the door panel.
"……This is."
.
Ye Qingluan choked on his breath.
"This is... your talisman?"
"Ah."
Ye Qingluan was overjoyed, "You think I'm stupid? How can there be such a talisman in this world!"
He even crossed his arms and looked down at her sideways, "This talisman is called 'Divergence between heart and mouth'."
"Because the heart and the mouth are connected, and the so-called 'words are the voice of the heart', so if you want to keep the thoughts in your heart safely and securely, you have to make the heart and the mouth different."
Ye Qingluan narrowed her eyes, "I don't agree with you? So...in order not to let that little thing see what's on my mind, so you want to—seal my mouth?"
He finally smiled, "Look, you really understand it."
She closed her eyes, "What do I understand?! If I understand, I... I won't come into this room with you!"
He put away his smile, turned his eyes to stare at her quietly, "But you have already come in..."
Ye Qingluan clenched her fists even tighter, "Since you want to 'disagreement', then you have no other way to seal my mouth, you have to use this method?"
Annoyed, she pointed at the talisman paper on his shelf, "Even if you stick my mouth shut with that yellow paper, I don't blame you!"
But he looked at her with both a smile and a smile, "...Are you sure you can go out with a talisman on your mouth?"
She blinked and imagined the situation.
Tsk, it's not pretty.However, this is Datang after all, and I can't think of zombies!After all, the little zombie with the talisman paper on his forehead was wearing a court dress of the Qing Dynasty... so what are you afraid of?
She said seriously, "I'm sure! As long as you don't cover my mouth, you can let me talk and eat."
She wasn't afraid of sticking talismans on her face.After all, as a time-traveling girl, who had pasted a note on her face before she played poker?
But he was more serious than her, "But the talisman stickers on the mouth are considered by the folks as a sign of 'oral karma'."
She looked at him for a long time and was a little speechless.
The so-called "oral karma" refers to the karma of the mouth, that is to say, there is no merit in the mouth, or it is full of bad words, or it is full of lies.
Then she can't accept it!
Because she is Xi Niangzi, she is relying on this mouth to "match" others!If someone sees her with a talisman on her mouth and really thinks she has done oral karma, won't her professional reputation be ruined?
She had no choice but to confess, "Okay, I won't post it anymore."
She turned her head and groped in his room, "There must be another way."
But he snuffed out her fantasy, "...It's gone. Only this one is left."
Her face turned red immediately, "What kind of talisman breaking technique is this! I think you are not good at cultivation!"
He didn't even deny it, "If I can do it, I will go here... Therefore, I have no other way."
She was ashamed and angry, turned her head and ran out, "Keep that broken talisman for yourself, I don't want it too much!"
Is there any reason?Is there anyone in this world who betrayed his first kiss just to guard against his own son?
Did she lose a lot, or did she earn a lot? !
As a result, she ran into her son head-on as soon as she went out.
Mu'er looked at her in a daze, "...Aniang, what are you thinking?"
Ok?
She opened her eyes, "You... really didn't see it?"
As if Mu'er didn't understand at all, she just walked over and sat next to her lap, "What are you talking about, Auntie?"
She was startled and unwilling to turn her head to look back at the door of her uncle's room.
Tsk, does it really work?
She looked back and patted Mu'er's braid, "It's okay. Go to sleep!"
(End of this chapter)
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