Chapter 174 Chapter 174
Chanyi didn't speak, just shook her head silently, sent Pan Ye to the back kitchen and handed it over to the nanny in charge before leaving.
Here, Li Fengjun praised the woman into a flower, even though the woman was arrogant and her face was too serious, she couldn't help smiling at this moment, and praised Li Fengjun: "You girl, you really have a clever mouth."
Li Fengjun smiled and said: "No matter how clever the mouth of this slave is, it's no better than Aunt Ziling... No!" He habitually touched his nose, then looked at the woman, and said with a smile, "This slave should call you sister. Where can such a young and beautiful aunt come from?"
The woman couldn't help but chuckled, her eyes were crooked: "You are so smart and beautiful, the master must like it."
Li Fengjun pretended to be happy and said: "From now on, I will ask sister Ziling to take care of my slaves."
"You girl is really not big or small."
Although it was reproach, there was a smile on his face.
Li Fengjun suddenly saw several nuns over there, hidden among hundreds of green bamboos, he asked curiously: "Sister, where is that?"
Zi Ling's complexion changed slightly: "That's a forbidden area in the mansion, you must not set foot there."
"Yes."
Soon, Li Fengjun followed the woman to a spacious and luxurious living room. The furniture placed in the living room was dazzling. gems.
For some reason, he felt panicked when he saw the tea set.
I'm afraid he has the intensive phobia that Xiaoganchai told him about. Although it looks golden, it looks piercing and has no aesthetic feeling.
Looking again, there was a crystal-clear vase with a thin neck and round belly on the multi-treasure stand over there. He didn't notice what kind of flowers were in the vase, and his eyes were completely attracted by the vase.
This vase actually belonged to Poli, not to mention such a big Poli vase, even a small Poli cup is very valuable, even more expensive than a gold cup of the same size.
Otherwise, why did Li Bai name his son Li Poli?
Looking again, there is a large blood-red coral in the corner of the room, which is three or four feet high, embedded in the golden nanmu frame.
This coral is also a treasure that is more precious than gold. It is so big, it should not be priceless.
Extravagance!
How fucking extravagant!
It's just an outsider. Where did he get so much money? I'm afraid there are mountains of gold and silver piled up at home.
The woman saw that he looked like he had never seen the world, and said with a smile: "You wait here first, and I will report back to the master first."
"Thank you sister."
After a while, the woman came back and beckoned to her. He hurried over, and the woman said, "Go in and wait carefully."
"Yes."
Li Fengjun lifted up the shiny pearl curtain, and the curtain made a rattling sound. When he walked in and took a look, he saw a big ball rolling on the imperial concubine's couch over there. I'm going to give birth soon.
Not only is the belly round, but the face is also round like a big steamed bun with overgrown hair, with bumps on the face, and a big bulbous nose, a wide mouth under the nose, a few sparse beards on the lower jaw, and a thick neck. No, the head is directly on the shoulder, which looks very funny.
Seeing the big round ball with its eyes closed, humming a little tune he hadn't heard in a leisurely manner, he walked over cautiously, squeezed his throat and said in a high-pitched voice: "The slave has seen the master."
Member Liu didn't open his eyes, he just said, "Come on, let me beat my legs and loosen up with the master."
Li Fengjun squeezed his fists, resisting the urge to beat him to death immediately, walked up to him, then knelt down and began to beat his legs.
"Well, this strength is not bad, unlike those girls, who are all sick and beauties, who have no strength at all."
Member Liu was very satisfied and couldn't help but praise him.
Li Fengjun only said: "Thank you for the compliment, master. The slaves are newcomers, if there is something wrong, please forgive me."
"You girl, you talk a lot."
Yuanwai Liu still didn't open his eyes.
Li Fengjun couldn't tell whether his tone was happy or unhappy, anyway, he didn't dare to speak anymore.
After beating his legs for a while, Member Liu said, "Pour a cup of tea."
Li Fengjun was really looking forward to it, so he said "yes" quickly, and ran to the table to pour a cup of tea.
When he brought it to Mr. Liu, he still had his eyes closed.
He coughed lightly: "Master, please drink tea."
Liu Yuanwai ignored him, just closed his eyes, and twirled the blood jade wrench on the thumb of his right hand, making Li Fengjun want to stamp his pig's paw immediately and snatch the wrench.
He didn't dare to act rashly, he just held his breath and stood there with a teacup like a wronged daughter-in-law.
After quite a while, Yuanwai Liu finally opened his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his eyes, and when he looked at Li Fengjun again, his eyes shone brightly. He looked at Li Fengjun with his eyes.
When she spoke again, she changed into a wry smile: "You really are a pretty girl."
"Thank you, master, for your compliment. Please drink tea, master."
"Ah."
Member Liu nodded in satisfaction, and when he reached out to take the teacup from Li Fengjun, he casually touched Li Fengjun's hand, and smiled, "This little hand is also slippery."
Li Fengjun only felt numb from the top of his head to his heels, so he could only desperately resist the urge to beat him into a big pie, and stood there with his head bowed pretending to be shy.
When Liu Yuanwai finished drinking the tea and returned it to Li Fengjun, he touched the back of his hand.
"Have fun!" Liu Yuanwai rubbed his stomach, "Go and pour me another glass."
"Yes."
When Li Fengjun turned around, Liu Yuanwai reached out and patted his buttocks, and Li Fengjun's face turned black immediately.
Gritting his teeth, he poured another cup of tea and brought it over. Mr. Liu gulped it down like a cow drinking water, then patted the Guiqi couch, squinted a pair of mung bean-like eyes and smiled, "Sit down and chat with the master." .”
Li Fengjun wondered: "Master, this is not good, the servant is just a girl."
Member Liu said with a smile: "The serving master is happy, and I will promote you to be my aunt."
"Being a concubine?" Li Fengjun excitedly said, "That's really great, servants like money the most. I heard that being a concubine pays a lot of money per month, but I don't know how much?"
Liu Yuanwai didn't want this girl to be so straightforward, he was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said: "You girl is straightforward, I like it, master."
He patted the imperial concubine's couch again, and coaxed him, "Sit down, and I'll tell you how much moon silver you have."
Li Fengjun gritted his teeth and sat down. Liu Yuanwai took his hand and touched it, and said with a smile: "As long as you are obedient, you can have as much monthly money as you want."
"Really?" Li Fengjun's goosebumps fell all over the ground from his touch, but his face was innocent, blinking his eyes, "I want a golden mountain, sir, can you give it too?"
"Yes, yes, my master, I lack everything, except gold, silver and jewels."
"Huh!" Li Fengjun snorted coldly with a charming face, "My mother said that a man's words are like an old lady's teeth, none of them are true. Master, are you kidding me?"
Yuan Wai Liu found Li Fengjun interesting, and his eyes nearly disappeared when he smiled: "You little girl is really interesting, don't worry, master, who am I, how can I coax you."
Seeing that he was so happy, Li Fengjun took advantage of the situation and said: "My mother also said that it is easy to find priceless treasures, and it is rare to have a lover. Does the master only favor slaves and maidservants, or do they favor many people?"
"Little fool, of course I dote on you alone."
Li Fengjun was so disgusted that he almost vomited out the last night's meal, but he still pretended to be shy, and reached out and beat Liu Yuanwai's chest. This beating took a little force, and the flesh on Liu Yuanwai's body was straight. shake.
Member Liu said "Ouch", pointed at him and said, "You girl, why are you so strong?"
"The slave girl grew up in the countryside, and her family was poor. If she didn't do any farm work, she would naturally be strong. Master, didn't you hurt me?"
"No, no." Liu Yuanwai patted his hand again, then blinked at him and said, "Quickly undress my master."
Li Fengjun glanced out the window; "It's broad daylight, isn't that good?"
"What's wrong, little beauty, hurry up..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Fengjun immediately untied his belt. Yuanwai Liu was stunned for a moment, and Jier laughed loudly: "I didn't expect that you little girl is a coquettish fox, so I can't wait."
Li Fengjun said with a smile: "The master wants to promote me to be an aunt, so I must repay the master well."
Liu Yuanwai has never met such a girl. In the past, no matter how old or young the girls were, seeing him was like seeing a ghost. How could this pretty girl be so clever.
He laughed in his heart, and let Li Fengjun strip him of all his clothes until only a pair of obscene trousers remained.
"Little beauty, hurry up..."
"puff……"
Yuan Liu didn't finish speaking, and suddenly let out a loud fart. He felt embarrassed, and his old fat face turned red with embarrassment.
Before he could find an excuse to ease the embarrassment, "Puff..."
His loud farts couldn't stop.
He was so embarrassed that he wished he could find a hole to burrow in. He was afraid that he would have a stomachache again later, and rolled away like a ball while clutching his fat buttocks.
Li Fengjun covered his mouth and snickered, laughing so hard that he couldn't even straighten his back.
He didn't believe that he couldn't be killed.
This medicine is newly developed by Xiaoganchai. It is specially used to treat flatulence. Taking it can ventilate and fart, but it must be taken according to the doctor's advice.
He poured out half a bottle, and wanted to get some poison, firstly, it would be suspicious, secondly, after searching for a long time, he couldn't find where Xiaoganchai hid the poison.
He didn't dare to say it clearly, after searching for a long time, he only got half a bottle of medicine, so he had to get some sweat medicine outside.
Yuanwai Liu sat in Gong's room for an unknown amount of time, and he finally stopped farting. He stood up with great difficulty while propping up his two thick, numb legs.
"Beauty, come and support me, master."
(End of this chapter)
Chanyi didn't speak, just shook her head silently, sent Pan Ye to the back kitchen and handed it over to the nanny in charge before leaving.
Here, Li Fengjun praised the woman into a flower, even though the woman was arrogant and her face was too serious, she couldn't help smiling at this moment, and praised Li Fengjun: "You girl, you really have a clever mouth."
Li Fengjun smiled and said: "No matter how clever the mouth of this slave is, it's no better than Aunt Ziling... No!" He habitually touched his nose, then looked at the woman, and said with a smile, "This slave should call you sister. Where can such a young and beautiful aunt come from?"
The woman couldn't help but chuckled, her eyes were crooked: "You are so smart and beautiful, the master must like it."
Li Fengjun pretended to be happy and said: "From now on, I will ask sister Ziling to take care of my slaves."
"You girl is really not big or small."
Although it was reproach, there was a smile on his face.
Li Fengjun suddenly saw several nuns over there, hidden among hundreds of green bamboos, he asked curiously: "Sister, where is that?"
Zi Ling's complexion changed slightly: "That's a forbidden area in the mansion, you must not set foot there."
"Yes."
Soon, Li Fengjun followed the woman to a spacious and luxurious living room. The furniture placed in the living room was dazzling. gems.
For some reason, he felt panicked when he saw the tea set.
I'm afraid he has the intensive phobia that Xiaoganchai told him about. Although it looks golden, it looks piercing and has no aesthetic feeling.
Looking again, there was a crystal-clear vase with a thin neck and round belly on the multi-treasure stand over there. He didn't notice what kind of flowers were in the vase, and his eyes were completely attracted by the vase.
This vase actually belonged to Poli, not to mention such a big Poli vase, even a small Poli cup is very valuable, even more expensive than a gold cup of the same size.
Otherwise, why did Li Bai name his son Li Poli?
Looking again, there is a large blood-red coral in the corner of the room, which is three or four feet high, embedded in the golden nanmu frame.
This coral is also a treasure that is more precious than gold. It is so big, it should not be priceless.
Extravagance!
How fucking extravagant!
It's just an outsider. Where did he get so much money? I'm afraid there are mountains of gold and silver piled up at home.
The woman saw that he looked like he had never seen the world, and said with a smile: "You wait here first, and I will report back to the master first."
"Thank you sister."
After a while, the woman came back and beckoned to her. He hurried over, and the woman said, "Go in and wait carefully."
"Yes."
Li Fengjun lifted up the shiny pearl curtain, and the curtain made a rattling sound. When he walked in and took a look, he saw a big ball rolling on the imperial concubine's couch over there. I'm going to give birth soon.
Not only is the belly round, but the face is also round like a big steamed bun with overgrown hair, with bumps on the face, and a big bulbous nose, a wide mouth under the nose, a few sparse beards on the lower jaw, and a thick neck. No, the head is directly on the shoulder, which looks very funny.
Seeing the big round ball with its eyes closed, humming a little tune he hadn't heard in a leisurely manner, he walked over cautiously, squeezed his throat and said in a high-pitched voice: "The slave has seen the master."
Member Liu didn't open his eyes, he just said, "Come on, let me beat my legs and loosen up with the master."
Li Fengjun squeezed his fists, resisting the urge to beat him to death immediately, walked up to him, then knelt down and began to beat his legs.
"Well, this strength is not bad, unlike those girls, who are all sick and beauties, who have no strength at all."
Member Liu was very satisfied and couldn't help but praise him.
Li Fengjun only said: "Thank you for the compliment, master. The slaves are newcomers, if there is something wrong, please forgive me."
"You girl, you talk a lot."
Yuanwai Liu still didn't open his eyes.
Li Fengjun couldn't tell whether his tone was happy or unhappy, anyway, he didn't dare to speak anymore.
After beating his legs for a while, Member Liu said, "Pour a cup of tea."
Li Fengjun was really looking forward to it, so he said "yes" quickly, and ran to the table to pour a cup of tea.
When he brought it to Mr. Liu, he still had his eyes closed.
He coughed lightly: "Master, please drink tea."
Liu Yuanwai ignored him, just closed his eyes, and twirled the blood jade wrench on the thumb of his right hand, making Li Fengjun want to stamp his pig's paw immediately and snatch the wrench.
He didn't dare to act rashly, he just held his breath and stood there with a teacup like a wronged daughter-in-law.
After quite a while, Yuanwai Liu finally opened his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his eyes, and when he looked at Li Fengjun again, his eyes shone brightly. He looked at Li Fengjun with his eyes.
When she spoke again, she changed into a wry smile: "You really are a pretty girl."
"Thank you, master, for your compliment. Please drink tea, master."
"Ah."
Member Liu nodded in satisfaction, and when he reached out to take the teacup from Li Fengjun, he casually touched Li Fengjun's hand, and smiled, "This little hand is also slippery."
Li Fengjun only felt numb from the top of his head to his heels, so he could only desperately resist the urge to beat him into a big pie, and stood there with his head bowed pretending to be shy.
When Liu Yuanwai finished drinking the tea and returned it to Li Fengjun, he touched the back of his hand.
"Have fun!" Liu Yuanwai rubbed his stomach, "Go and pour me another glass."
"Yes."
When Li Fengjun turned around, Liu Yuanwai reached out and patted his buttocks, and Li Fengjun's face turned black immediately.
Gritting his teeth, he poured another cup of tea and brought it over. Mr. Liu gulped it down like a cow drinking water, then patted the Guiqi couch, squinted a pair of mung bean-like eyes and smiled, "Sit down and chat with the master." .”
Li Fengjun wondered: "Master, this is not good, the servant is just a girl."
Member Liu said with a smile: "The serving master is happy, and I will promote you to be my aunt."
"Being a concubine?" Li Fengjun excitedly said, "That's really great, servants like money the most. I heard that being a concubine pays a lot of money per month, but I don't know how much?"
Liu Yuanwai didn't want this girl to be so straightforward, he was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said: "You girl is straightforward, I like it, master."
He patted the imperial concubine's couch again, and coaxed him, "Sit down, and I'll tell you how much moon silver you have."
Li Fengjun gritted his teeth and sat down. Liu Yuanwai took his hand and touched it, and said with a smile: "As long as you are obedient, you can have as much monthly money as you want."
"Really?" Li Fengjun's goosebumps fell all over the ground from his touch, but his face was innocent, blinking his eyes, "I want a golden mountain, sir, can you give it too?"
"Yes, yes, my master, I lack everything, except gold, silver and jewels."
"Huh!" Li Fengjun snorted coldly with a charming face, "My mother said that a man's words are like an old lady's teeth, none of them are true. Master, are you kidding me?"
Yuan Wai Liu found Li Fengjun interesting, and his eyes nearly disappeared when he smiled: "You little girl is really interesting, don't worry, master, who am I, how can I coax you."
Seeing that he was so happy, Li Fengjun took advantage of the situation and said: "My mother also said that it is easy to find priceless treasures, and it is rare to have a lover. Does the master only favor slaves and maidservants, or do they favor many people?"
"Little fool, of course I dote on you alone."
Li Fengjun was so disgusted that he almost vomited out the last night's meal, but he still pretended to be shy, and reached out and beat Liu Yuanwai's chest. This beating took a little force, and the flesh on Liu Yuanwai's body was straight. shake.
Member Liu said "Ouch", pointed at him and said, "You girl, why are you so strong?"
"The slave girl grew up in the countryside, and her family was poor. If she didn't do any farm work, she would naturally be strong. Master, didn't you hurt me?"
"No, no." Liu Yuanwai patted his hand again, then blinked at him and said, "Quickly undress my master."
Li Fengjun glanced out the window; "It's broad daylight, isn't that good?"
"What's wrong, little beauty, hurry up..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Fengjun immediately untied his belt. Yuanwai Liu was stunned for a moment, and Jier laughed loudly: "I didn't expect that you little girl is a coquettish fox, so I can't wait."
Li Fengjun said with a smile: "The master wants to promote me to be an aunt, so I must repay the master well."
Liu Yuanwai has never met such a girl. In the past, no matter how old or young the girls were, seeing him was like seeing a ghost. How could this pretty girl be so clever.
He laughed in his heart, and let Li Fengjun strip him of all his clothes until only a pair of obscene trousers remained.
"Little beauty, hurry up..."
"puff……"
Yuan Liu didn't finish speaking, and suddenly let out a loud fart. He felt embarrassed, and his old fat face turned red with embarrassment.
Before he could find an excuse to ease the embarrassment, "Puff..."
His loud farts couldn't stop.
He was so embarrassed that he wished he could find a hole to burrow in. He was afraid that he would have a stomachache again later, and rolled away like a ball while clutching his fat buttocks.
Li Fengjun covered his mouth and snickered, laughing so hard that he couldn't even straighten his back.
He didn't believe that he couldn't be killed.
This medicine is newly developed by Xiaoganchai. It is specially used to treat flatulence. Taking it can ventilate and fart, but it must be taken according to the doctor's advice.
He poured out half a bottle, and wanted to get some poison, firstly, it would be suspicious, secondly, after searching for a long time, he couldn't find where Xiaoganchai hid the poison.
He didn't dare to say it clearly, after searching for a long time, he only got half a bottle of medicine, so he had to get some sweat medicine outside.
Yuanwai Liu sat in Gong's room for an unknown amount of time, and he finally stopped farting. He stood up with great difficulty while propping up his two thick, numb legs.
"Beauty, come and support me, master."
(End of this chapter)
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