All living beings in hell

Chapter 194 - Red Dragon Mumu
The lotus lantern at the entrance was lit up, and the office welcomed the 150th customer.

A wave of heat hit the wooden table through the wall, followed by a familiar smell—the smell of a dragon.A red dragon's head poked in from the door, its yellow eyes narrowed into a thin black line, as cautious as a cat, looking into the room through the heat emitted by itself.

"Come in," I said.

"My body is relatively large, and your office may not be able to accommodate my body."

I thought of the black dragon that fell from the sky before and turned my office upside down, and I didn't want the tragedy of broken furniture and books flying all over the place to happen again, so I agreed.

The red dragon tentatively reached into its head and neck until the neck and body became thicker and thicker, and it got stuck in the doorway and could not be reached in.Its neck was exactly the distance from the door to the wooden table, its chin was resting on the back of the wooden chair, and it was exhaling hot air.

"The weather has been getting hotter and hotter recently."

"You mean the weather in hell?"

"In the world, the weather in the world is getting hotter and hotter."

"It should be the dog days in the world recently, which is the hottest time."

"This heat is also a bit outrageous. If this continues, in another hundred years, the North and South Poles will melt. The sea level will rise. Alas, by then, I am afraid that human beings will be finished."

"Do you usually live in the human world?"

The red dragon turned around and lay his head sideways on the wooden chair.I can imagine its body lying on its side on the branch outside the door, just like humans sleep on their side.

"I live very close to the North Pole, in a huge ice cave. I am very afraid of heat, so I have to stay in a cool place. Now the North Pole is not cool anymore. This summer, the temperature in the Arctic Circle has soared to more than 30 Celsius.

My God, can you believe it!Arctic! More than 30 degrees! "

"Isn't that ice going to melt away?"

"Yeah, the ice cave I live in is half the size. I fell asleep in the middle of the night and was smashed into a big piece of ice, which hit me on the head and woke me up. The earth is really helpless, I have to find a way gone back."

"Where to go back?"

"go home."

"Where is your home?"

"I can't tell you exactly where it is, or I will be discovered? Our dragon's lair is a very secret place, and it won't be easily found by others."

"Why did you come to Earth?"

"It was sent to stand on the border of the Arctic to protect the local marine life. It was just to drive away the intruders. Who would have thought that the intruders have become rising global temperatures and ocean pollution! How can I protect this? What! I don't know either!
I have neither the ability to purify sea water nor cool the land of glaciers.

Instead, I'm just breathing fire and intimidating enemies, neither of which I'm using now.If I had known that protecting the ecological environment of the Arctic is such a difficult way, I should have gone to the volcano.It might suit me better there, but—oh, I'm afraid of the heat! "

"Besides you, are there any other dragons on Earth that protect various regions?"

"Yes, of course. In the sea, in the lake, in the mountains, in the land, there are many dragons from all dimensions. Some are sent down, some are invited by humans. I belong to the former, and I have received the task , came to the world to execute. It’s good now, I can’t pay the job, and I don’t know if I can go back!”

"What will happen if you can't pay the job?"

"The scariest thing is not knowing! If you know what the punishment is, it would be fine, but the point is that you don't know, you don't know anything. I have been sent down for 800 years, and I have been staying alone near the Arctic Circle. The opinions of other companions He has been to Hailong in the Arctic Ocean a few times, other than that, he has been working hard all the time!"

Having said this, the red dragon let out another breath.I sat on the wooden chair, as if being roasted by coals.

"I haven't asked your name yet?"

"Me? Java Kadabra Mumu." The red dragon said a long name with very complicated syllables.

"Can I just call you Mumu?"

"Whatever, the name is not an important thing. It doesn't matter if you don't go home, you have to think about how to leave the earth."

"How do I get home?"

"First of all, you have to submit the application report and the like, and report to the headquarters in detail what happened in the past few hundred years and what I did. In short, it is a troublesome work of sorting out information, and it is the job that our Dragon Clan hates the most!
Then I have to wait, I don't know when the headquarters will be able to correct my documents.What a headache!If it takes another few hundred years for my application to be approved, maybe the earth will be over by then! "

"Sounds like a lot of trouble, so how did you come to hell?"

"Heaven and hell, it's not a problem for us dragons to walk freely.

You may have misunderstood, I said that leaving the earth is not a literal problem, I am not facing physical difficulties.

Let's use this analogy!I have been in the human world for so long, and I also know some of your social laws.

The matter of me leaving the earth is the same as a person who wants to quit the company.You can't just walk away, you have to go through the relevant legal procedures, the contract, and the liquidation of the previous work.The handover is handed over, and the settlement is settled.In short, the finishing work and overwork must be done well, not to cause more trouble to the original company, but also to allow myself to break free early and be free as soon as possible!
That's what I meant by leaving the Arctic Circle! "

"It sounds really troublesome. It seems that the work of the dragon clan also has to go through very cumbersome procedures."

"That's right, we dragons are usually impatient, so many dragons settled here after they came to work in the world.

Especially those who came early and occupied the deep mountains, seas, forests, places with abundant supplies and beautiful scenery, that is very comfortable!Who will remember to write a daily report!
But if you want to change jobs or leave the earth, you have to report to the headquarters.In this way, the dragon is still willing to leave the earth!From generation to generation, they all settled here.Claiming to be the guardian of the earth is actually because I am too lazy to fill out the job-hopping application. "

"Then what should we do?"

"What to do! What to do!" Mumu became a little irritable, "What else can I do! Make it up! Make it up! The big deal is to leave without saying a word. The headquarters is a group of vicious guys who will do everything The process is complicated. When you need them, they ignore you and always use various reasons to delay, and when something really goes wrong, they will blame you!"

"This kind of job sounds really bad."

"Indeed, I don't want to do it for a long time! Tell me, if I just leave, it's not a bad choice to settle down in hell."

"It's hot in hell."

"I've investigated this. There are cool places in hell, and it's always a cool ice hell, and it will never suffer from global warming."

"It sounds like you have a clear idea of ​​your future."

"I think I can figure it out, but I feel that I still have to make up a report, and I'll fool the headquarters first. In this way, even if I get troubled in the future, I have a reason to deal with it."

"Are you going to stay in hell after dealing with the accident?"

"Hell is one of the options. In short, I can't stay on the earth anymore. I heard that human beings are going to discharge nuclear waste water into the sea. I originally wanted to go to the deep sea, but now I can't go to the sea.

Hey, hey, won't you get tired of hearing me say so much? "

"No, it's quite interesting."

"In short, there are so many troublesome things, let's talk about it, and then we still have to think about how to make a report."

"Document reports are a real pain in the ass."

"Even civilian officials find it annoying, let alone us dragons!

All right, all right, I'm almost done. "

Mu Mu took a look inside the office, every time it said a word, the temperature inside the office was rising.The wooden bookshelves and chairs already exude the unique aroma of wood under high temperature, and if I continue, I am afraid that they will be directly ignited.

"Do you want to go to the ice hell to lower the fire before going back? It's too hot."

"Well, well, let's talk about it!"

Mumu shrank her head towards the door, trying to pull herself out of the narrow office.

"Having said so much, you don't need to be bothered!"

"It's very interesting, I wish you success in writing the report!"

Mumu squeezed out from the door with his head sideways, and looked inside with one eye: "Goodbye, goodbye!"

I waved my hand over it.

The whole tree house suddenly shook violently, several books on the bookshelf fell to the ground, and the chairs also fell to the ground.Mumu took advantage of the elasticity of the branch and flew towards the dark sky.

(End of this chapter)