From the dream-chasing showbiz to remake bad films

Chapter 1
"This is so fucking, Du Gou!" Pei Yang pinched his thigh, accepted a bunch of memories that didn't belong to him, and looked around again, wanting to cry without tears.

Pei Yang was originally a new media dog, but there was a boy who studied film, and he had a strong interest in film after being influenced by his ears and eyes, and he was considered half an insider.

At 3:59 in the middle of the night, after watching "Pure Mind. Chasing Dream Showbiz" with Fa Xiaogou, I said a few "praises" that shouldn't be said.

such as:

"nnd, I can do it myself, the ppt I took is definitely better than his!" and so on, um, wait...

So he was directly sent to the parallel world by Du Gou, a loyal fan of Bi Shen, and became an alumnus of Du Gou in another world, a student of the great Sichuan Film and Television Academy.

Pei Yang suppressed the panic in his heart, and quickly scanned the surrounding environment,

"A Multimedia Hall"

"A group of very artistic people"

"A multimedia projection screen that says "Hua Guo College Student Film Contest""

"Well, what?"

"Wang Defa! The Huaguo College Student Film Contest!" Pei Yang watched and watched in surprise, "Sent it, Du Goujuebi has already signed up for me."

drop!Detected that the key words "movie" and "I'll do it too" are officially launched, please start your kouhe and really fulfill your career!

Host: Pei Yang
Level: 1.7 (has accepted the gift of professional knowledge from elementary school students who made 0.7 movies) ("big guy" who can talk on paper and practice a little)
System Space: Novice Gift Pack × 1
Film Completion (0/1)

Pei Yang smacked his lips: "Du Gou has a bit of a conscience, the designed system at least gave me a gift package."

Of course I don't believe that a person can save a gift bag without opening it, right Yan Yuanfang, even if I don't know the rules of the Huaguo Film Contest yet.

"Open the gift bag." As Du Gou's benefactor, Pei Yang firmly believed that the Gou Project would give him something good.

"Garde Gaztru Urrutia Experience Card x 3 months"

"Kurosawa Experience Card × 1 month"

"Script "Pure Heart·Chasing Dream Showbiz""

"rmb×30w (your pocket money)"

"So if I'm not wrong, I need to adapt Bishen's masterpiece to participate in the Huaguo Film Competition."

"And continue to go on in the competition to get the funds for the next work and the next gift package." Pei Yang muttered to himself, brushing out his thick, long hair from art studies, and immediately decided to shave a small crew cut.

After receiving the gift package, Pei Yang immediately looked at the text on the projection screen, removed many dross, and extracted the essence
1. Audition does not limit the cost.

2. It can shoot all the dark themes including bloody, dark and sunny under the Longbiao standard line.

3. Fraudsters will be expelled from school and banned from the entire industry.

All in all, this is a movie feast that opens its doors to all college students with strength, dreams, and capital.

But what makes Pei Yang very uncomfortable is that it is not good to change anything, but Bishen's masterpiece "Pure Heart·Chasing Dream Showbiz" must be changed.

Why do you say that this work is a masterpiece?
Very simple, for laymen, the Douban score is 2.1, including the navy.

But for an insider, "Ordinary directors have only one line to make movies, great directors have three lines to make movies, and Bi Shen has [-] lines to make movies."

This masterpiece movie not only has many main lines, but also various episodes, flashbacks, and flashbacks. It is completely a suspense film, even more "Ambush on Eight Sides" than "Memory Fragments".In other words, this is a very "memory" movie.

The film adopts a non-linear narrative technique, and the previous segment has nothing to do with the next segment, which not only creates suspense, but also attracts the audience's interest in watching the movie, and the technique is very clever.

However, it may not be Bishen's original intention to produce this effect. It is estimated that he just dragged all the shooting materials into PR and produced this movie in a random order.

In Pei Yang's own words: "The actors' acting skills are as false as plastic flowers, the director's narcissistic praise adds to the drama, and he does not rely on interpretation to describe the plot through confession and forced messy jumps. Imagine, not to mention the hype outside the movie, the movie itself is a template for bad movies."

To put it simply, "Bi Zhifei took 12 years to poop, which may be the most stinky shit in the history of the world."

And Pei Yang's current task is to adapt this masterpiece and pass the audition for the college student film competition.

To be reasonable, the script can be directly declared invalid. After all, according to Bi Shen's script, it can be summed up as follows:

Although the film adopts the traditional chapter narrative style, the chapter titles are humorous, trendy, and down-to-earth, which virtually shortens the distance with netizens.

The jumpy editing and flashback at the beginning completely disrupted the life trajectories of Teacher Wen and the students, just like Christopher Nolan's fragmented handling of the plot.This kind of narrative technique is very brain-intensive, so that when the audience is just tired of one story, another story will appear without warning, even if the lines of the previous story have not been finished.

The dubbing of the film also adopts advanced ideas and innovations. The volume fluctuates from loud to loud. Whenever the audience's attention wanders away from the movie, the sudden noise will pull you back into the plot.

The lines of the actors in the play allow the audience to recall the youthful memories of writing essays in their childhood. Every word, every sentence, every word, just like the poetry recitation performed on the stage of Children's Day.
The opening narration was performed by the talented director Bi Zhifei himself. His unique voice made me at a loss for words, and I didn't know how to describe it.At first, the narration was a thick mouthful of old phlegm stuck in the throat, and soon it turned into a weak kidney deficiency.

At the same time, Teacher Wen's emotional line just reached the stage of a rainy night love affair and a tragic breakup. The poor and upright people's teacher, facing the powerlessness of his girlfriend's betrayal, was accurately displayed by Director Bi in terms of voice, expression, and body Come out, the viewers are all moved!In another exciting car chase scene, Director Bi even used distorted facial features to interpret the character's anxious and regretful mood.It's like a man with thousands of faces, like crazy like a demon.

30 second halftime dance!Beautiful girls brimming with youthful vigor are frantically shaking their tits in front of the screen!Here, Director Bi draws on the successful experience of the Indian film industry to reflect the cultural diversity of the film and Director Bi's international vision.And the more ingenious part of this dance design is that it has nothing to do with the plot, avoiding the embarrassment of singing and dancing while talking about love in Indian movies.

When shaping the extravagance and prosperity of the entertainment industry, the film uses a lot of yachts, sports cars, and helicopters, and ends with a thrilling high-altitude skydiving shot, which is as exciting as Hollywood's "Fast and Furious".All this not only demonstrates the large-scale production and generosity of the film, but also reflects the mature shooting technology of the production team.

As for the soundtrack, the mainland pop girl group SNH48 was invited to sing the theme song.

In addition, in addition to recording the plot of the daily life of the film and television academy, there is also a dark thread in this film, that is, Teacher Wen wrote the script and invited the whole class to star in his directorial debut!

This movie is basically an idol drama version of moral preaching PPT, the narration can't stop at all, there are so many characters, but none of them are useless.

In 98 minutes, the film tells the stories of more than a dozen characters, which are completely and completely fragmented, and each character has basically nothing to do with each other except that they are classmates.Although the actors are uglier than the other actors, they don't show much flesh. Every time they want to take the opportunity to take the lead, they are persuaded by a righteous teacher or leader in a journalistic tone.

The actress with the most roles is called Leng Chengkuang. At first glance, her face has been moved more than 300 knives, and she is a little out of shape. However, she has been pursuing her "dream of acting", and even came to China from the United States to learn acting. What a great spirit to accept the unspoken rules of Chinese directors.

But as the so-called "existence is reasonable", Director Bi Zhifei has integrated existential aesthetics into one body!After reading his works, I can't help but think of a novel by the "Master of Existentialism" Jean-Paul Sartre - "Nautious".

Therefore, apart from retaining Chasing Dreams, teachers and students, Pei Yang almost deleted all the scripts. After all, leaving only the title is also an adaptation!

"However, that's the only way to be interesting!" Pei Yang's conscious villain grasped the 30 w's in his mind.

"However, as a film genius who learned the wrong major," Pei Yang looked at the other piece of junk in his hand, "Even if I am a third-rate street director, I don't want to be a first-rate film porter like my predecessors!"

　Newcomers and new books have written a lot of private goods without knowing it, but our intention must be wonderful in the future.

　　Please read on, Yanzu!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)