My heroines are alive

Chapter 1 The author who hits the street is majestic
Lin Jue's profession is an honorable web writer.

However, although he is an author of online texts, he prefers to call this profession "online text coder" or "keyboard brick man" more often.

Because the vast majority of online codewriters call themselves "authors", in fact, it is for the sake of face, and their level is not up to this level.

But I don't know if he is lucky, or if he is born with this kind of food, in short, Lin Jue is doing well in the online literature industry.

Mentioning the pseudonym "Jin Maobei" is not only a thunderous name in the "Qiandian Chinese Website" where he publishes his works, but at least it is considered a person of size.

Such as "Platinum Author", "One Emperor and Four Emperors Essay Champion", "Top Ten Authors of Male Frequency", "No. [-] Monthly Pass", "Million Monthly Pass", "Thousands of Alliances", "First Order Over Ten Thousand", Although Lin Jue has never taken honors such as "The Work That Breaks the Circle", he still knows these things very well.

Don't ask why you didn't take it.

Ask, but it's not time.

But even so. Lin Jue's goal is to become a master of online literature, and then enjoy the fun of being greeted by the readers' fathers during the procrastination.

On March [-], [-], Lin Jue typed a line of text with the split keyboard in his hand on this night of wind, rain, thunder and lightning.

Phew. Looking at the content of the new book he wrote, Lin Jue leaned against the computer desk and took a deep breath, with a somewhat confused expression on his face.

Right now, he is at a critical time when he has just finished two novels and is considering how to start the third novel.

As a glorious network brick mover, choosing the type of bricks before moving bricks is a very important decision.

If you choose the wrong type, you may move for a long time with nothing, only the sweat on your face and your heart trembling.

And Lin Jue, as the author of "Starting Point Chinese.Light Novel Area", the first two novels were published in the light novel area, and has already accumulated a small number of readers, so the third book should also be Just post it here.

However, looking at the head-scratching introversion in the light novel section today, and looking at the newly popular light novel genres, he has no confidence in his new book.

After all, these days, the writing style and writing style of online novels tend to be more and more relaxed and cheerful, and the kind of epic online novels with great momentum and enthusiasm for upgrading and fighting monsters are no longer so popular.

For this situation, Lin Jue, who is a long-time reader and author, is somewhat melancholy, but he is not incomprehensible.

After all, people’s life is so fast-paced nowadays, and the pressure of daily work and study is also great. It is also a good choice to relax by reading funny and fun light-hearted web articles. There is no need to bear other pressures on the Internet.

As a result, there have been fewer and fewer online articles that lay the groundwork for the big background and have a serious and grand worldview. Except for some great authors with a fixed readership, small and medium authors are almost looking for death if they try to write like this.

However, Lin Jue seems to be courting death now.

He understood all the reasons just said, but when he was writing, he still couldn't help writing in the direction he liked. As a result, the novel became more and more complicated.

For his third new book, Lin Jue has already racked his brains. He even wrote four manuscripts with completely different styles and directions for the editor to review, including:

A manuscript in a fantasy style, "The Mysterious Throne".

A manuscript in the style of Xianxia, ​​"The Legend of Dafengxiu".

An urban style manuscript, "Global Calamity".

A light novel-style manuscript, "My Missy Can't Be This Cute".

Four manuscripts, four kinds of content, it can be said that it contains almost all the trends that are popular in the Internet today.

It's just that when Lin Jue handed over these first drafts to his editor boss, the reply he got was "Can you write this female character more flexibly? Can you stop spending so much ink on describing the background or foreshadowing the foreshadowing".

Describe the background or foreshadow the foreshadowing. Indeed, most readers today don't like to read this, and most of the authors don't write very well in this aspect, making people have no desire to watch. Of course Lin Jue understands this.

But what you know is what you know, just like everyone can talk about a lot of great truths, but your own life is still a mess.

Knowing does not mean being able to do it well. It is always easier to use your brain and mouth than to do it.

At this time, the editor over there sent another message to persuade:

"What's popular now is casual, everyday love writing. Don't put any pressure on the readers. In short, let the beautiful girl out, and then pretend to talk about a sweet and sour love. From time to time, give out knives. This way of writing is simple and fast. , why don't you refer to it?"

"Coco is the editor, I'm not very good at writing love essays, the love writing in the first two books is so-so."

"When writing love essays, you must bring out your real experiences. Don't be afraid to expose your love history, so that you can write with a sense of reality."

When communicating about the new book, the editor said so, but these words made Lin Jue dumbfounded.

It's already midnight now, and there's lightning and thunder outside the window, and it's raining and raining.

The five-year-old golden retriever Bei Bei in the house is sleeping soundly at Lin Jue's feet, and from time to time, he farts so badly that people doubt his life to prove his existence to the world.

Seeing the male dog turn over and seem to be about to fart again, Lin Jue looked at the dog's butt and thought about his shortcomings in writing.

Speaking of which, as an author, Lin Jue is born with shortcomings.

Especially when it comes to describing love and heroines, he can't write that kind of sweetness with sourness, sourness with sweetness, and a little bit of youthful bitterness.

The reason for this is also very simple, because Lin Jue is a single dog.

No, that's not right.

A single dog is not enough to describe the awesomeness of this author.

Strictly speaking, Lin Jue is a "single emperor" who hasn't had a girlfriend for 26 years since his mother was born, and doesn't even dare to talk to girls.

When the words "Single Emperor" came to mind, Lin Jue, who was sitting in front of the computer desk, couldn't help but raise his legs and put on a gesture of "I'm so awesome".

The reason why he hasn't had a girlfriend for 26 years is not because Lin Jue's requirements are too high. Well, his requirements were indeed quite high in the early stage.

Left and right, Lin Jue's ideal girlfriend must be beautiful, in good shape, well-educated, gentle and considerate, like to play games, and be able to play with him.

Around the age of 22, Lin Jue's ideal girlfriend doesn't have to be so beautiful, but a better figure, knowledgeable, gentle and considerate, and can accommodate his own preferences.

Now at the age of 26, Lin Jue's ideal girlfriend only needs to be a woman who can live a life and will not hinder him from playing games.

But even though he has lowered various standards in terms of love affairs, Lin Jue still hasn't met half a woman who makes his heart fall in love so far, and of course there is no woman who makes his heart fall in love with him.

Especially after resigning from his job as a doctor a year ago and returning home to become a full-time web writer, his social circle plummeted to the bottom all of a sudden, almost becoming a state of "no such person".

Therefore, Lin Jue belongs to the standard incomprehensible straight guy, how can such a incomprehensible guy bring the opposite sex to life in the novel?

Forget it, it's useless to think about it. Let's continue writing.

Maybe when I was writing these books, my brain suddenly opened up?Suddenly become a great god who can crazily hand out sugar and knives to readers, and then be regarded as a god by readers?

After comforting himself with a sense of humor, Lin Jue continued to work on the description of the plot and the design of the background.

"My Eldest Miss Can't Be This Cute", this is the name of the manuscript that is now presented on Lin Jue's computer. It is a novel with a relaxed and humorous style, set on the campus as the stage, and tells the story of the hero who captures the hearts of girls at will by relying on the system for nothing. story.

In this book "My Eldest Miss Can't Be This Cute", the first heroine is a young beautiful girl named Gong Mingyue.

In the setting, Gong Mingyue not only has a beautiful appearance, a slender figure, and a profound family background, but also is independent and self-reliant, with an excellent mind. Simply put, she is the heroine Mary Su.

Naturally, such a person cannot be found in reality, but novels are written to make up for the regrets of reality, so it doesn't matter.

At this time, Lin Jue was writing the first scene in the book, that is, the scene where the heroine reads in her room and introduces the background and worldview by the way.

With the afternoon sun shining into the girl's bedroom, Gong Mingyue, who got up early in the morning to read literature, stretched her waist and sat on the chair in an unsightly posture.
She curled up her slender legs in black stockings, and flicked her slender toes without shoes, looking very cute.

Of course, Gong Mingyue herself also has a beautiful appearance like a doll. Her jet-black bangs are draped over her snow-white forehead, and her long hair is loosely scattered behind her. She looks very free and easy, just like the girl herself.

Not bad, the motivation is coming.

After writing this, Lin Jue smiled slightly, and his typing speed was much faster.

It's not that he is boasting. Although Lin Jue has never been in a relationship, he still has some skills in describing beautiful girls. Friends in the reader group have given rave reviews in this regard.

By the way, I haven't shown up in the reader group for the past two days, those old porn critics must miss me very much, right?

Immediately, Lin Jue twitched the corners of his mouth, and then continued typing.

When Gong Mingyue was reading the book, she suddenly felt a strange look from above.

So the girl also instinctively raised her head to look at the ceiling of the house, and the curious pupil swept towards the person outside the world.

The one out of this world?puff!Hahaha, as if she could see me.

Looking at the words he coded on the screen, Lin Jue couldn't help showing a teasing smile.

Does this text make any sense?It doesn't seem to be there. In short, it's just for fun. Just delete it after writing.

So he wrote next: "When Gong Mingyue, who was reading a book, noticed something was wrong, she casually opened the drawer of her desk. There was another world connected to the drawer, and the truth of the world could be seen through it."

Frankly speaking, when Lin Jue was writing this line of text, he happened to see a copy of "Doraemon" beside his desk.

The future mechanical cat in it travels in time and space through the drawer, so I wrote it in by hand.

bang!The moment he just stopped the keyboard!The drawer in the middle of the desk in front of him was suddenly opened from the inside!A slim figure fell out of it!
Hey?Hey hey hey hey hey!

Accompanied by a muffled sound, Lin Jue, who was sitting in front of the desk, was knocked to the ground by the sudden appearance. The two of them rolled to the ground together, and also scared the sleeping golden retriever Bei Bei to jump up.

"Who are you?"

When Lin Jue managed to get up from the ground, he saw a beautiful girl looking at him with surprised eyes, with an unbelievable expression in her eyes.

(End of this chapter)