My heroines are alive
Chapter 73
Chapter 73
girlfriend?flirting?
To be honest, Lin Jue never thought that these two words could be used to describe himself.
But he also quickly realized what Gong Mingyue meant, so he immediately asked, "You mean we pretend to be a couple? Isn't that appropriate?"
"So you know it's not appropriate, so why did you write me pretending to be a couple with you in "My Missy Can't Be So Cute"? Is this appropriate?"
Speaking of this, Gong Mingyue blinked her eyes with thick smoky makeup, and said in a teasing tone.
This made Lin Jue blush a lot, because in fact it was true, there was indeed such a scene in Gong Mingyue's book.
Different from the other three books with a lot of fighting, training, and suspenseful events, the book "My Missy Can't Be This Cute" is almost full of all kinds of sweet and sour plots between young teenagers and girls .
Especially the interaction between Lin Jue and Gong Mingyue, including but not limited to "public confession", "encounter incident", "pretending to be a couple", "love for a long time", "making a fake come true", "shameless" and so on. Anyway, common You can almost see all the passages in those bad street romance novels.
Of course, fiction belongs to fiction, and reality belongs to reality.
Hearing that Gong Mingyue wanted to pretend to be a couple with her in the real world, Lin Jue couldn't help blushing and asked, "Well, don't you feel embarrassed? You want to pretend to be a couple with me."
"No, because I have already seen your old-fashioned plot, and I don't feel anything about it."
"Old. old-fashioned?"
"Isn't it old-fashioned? First, they pretended to be a couple, and then the two fell in love with each other for a long time during the contact process, and finally came together. It's such an old-fashioned plot, and it has nothing new at all."
If it was said that Gong Mingyue wanted to pretend to be a couple with her before, it just made Lin Jue a little embarrassed.
Then her comment related to the plot at this time is really a defense-breaking blow with real damage.
The moment after hearing this sentence, Lin Jue couldn't help but rolled his eyes, but he had nothing to say.
Indeed, Lin Jue also knew that the love stories he wrote in the book "My Missy Can't Be So Cute" were very old-fashioned, but there was nothing he could do about it.
After all, he was originally a single emperor, so he naturally wouldn't please girls, and he didn't understand what real girls were thinking.
Neither know how to please, nor understand women's hearts, this kind of author can write a fart love plot.
All he can do is to follow the gourd, modify the passages from other novels or comics, and then use them.
But even so, when the heroine in her book said so bluntly that the love story described by him, the author, was very old-fashioned, Lin Jue still blushed and looked very embarrassed.
But after three seconds, Lin Jue immediately came back to his senses, and said to Gong Mingyue: "Wait, the plot I wrote is also not clichéd, you will see it soon."
"...what's not corny?"
"Today is April Fool's Day over there, right? According to my original setting, a college classmate will confess to you."
"Tch, isn't it common for someone to confess to Miss Ben?"
"But she's a woman, especially."
"Female! Then... Then I won't agree! I don't have any hobbies in this area."
"Yes, you did not agree, and then she kept pestering you until one day she called you to the rooftop to explain clearly to you, but in fact she planned to pull you to jump off a building and die in love, saying that she would go with you to another live happily ever after in the world."
"Crazy! What a sick girl! What a weird plot!"
"At this time, I will come out and save you, and then I will severely criticize that sick girl and let her change her mind. How about it? This plot is very novel, right?"
"What's so new about this? Writing about a sick girl who pulls me to jump off a building to die in love, to put it bluntly, it's just an adaptation of an old-fashioned bridge where a hero saves the beauty and so on! The point is not this! The point is that I will be targeted by a sick girl today ? Are you serious?"
Originally, Gong Mingyue was still complaining like a conditioned reflex, but when she suddenly thought that there would be a sick girl staring at her today, she felt numb all over, and a chill covered her head to her feet.
"I won't go back." She shook her head hastily, gritted her teeth and said, "I won't go today, let that sick girl find someone else to confess."
"The guy in the setting has been following you secretly for a long time. She only likes you, so it's useless if you don't go back today. Sooner or later, there will be a disaster."
"There is something wrong with you! Why did you write such a setting!"
Just when Gong Mingyue angrily pulled Lin Jue's collar and shook it vigorously, wanting to see what this idiot author could shake out of his mind.
Jingle jingle jingle!Jingle jingle jingle!
At this moment, Lin Jue's cell phone rang again, and the caller ID was Mother.
Mom really called. What should I do?Do you really want to ask Gong Mingyue?
Looking at the phone that was ringing crazily, Lin Jue seemed to see an angry hand stretched out from the screen, ready to tear him apart and flush him into the toilet.
But when Lin Jue looked down at Gong Mingyue, the latter crossed his arms and gritted his teeth: "Help me get rid of that sick girl, and I'll help you get rid of your mother, otherwise we won't talk about it."
Originally, Gong Mingyue was quite willing to help Lin Jue with this small favor, but after knowing that Lin Jue dug such a big hole for herself, she immediately put forward corresponding conditions.
Are you kidding, sick girl?like me?What the hell, it's outrageous.
At the thought of a strange woman sneaking behind her, Gong Mingyue felt a chill down her spine, and quickly curled her lips.
Of course, this condition is nothing to Lin Jue. It is just a character in the book, and it is a character written by himself. He naturally has a way to deal with it.
"Deal, my mother will trouble you here."
So after giving Gong Mingyue a thumbs up, Lin Jue pressed the familiar answer button, and immediately heard a roar coming from inside.
"Aunt Li just said that you were cuddling with a dubious woman in the yard! Tell me, who is that? Are you hanging out with some messy guys?"
"What a mess, that's my girlfriend, the one that Aunt Li said came to our house."
As soon as Lin Jue finished speaking, there was silence on the other end of the phone.
In the past few seconds, Lin's mother over there whispered: "Girlfriend son, didn't you just say you don't have a girlfriend?"
"Yes, I didn't when I called before. She came to me just now, and I took advantage of the opportunity to confess to her, and that's it."
"Nonsense, how can it be so easy? She is next to you? Show me the video."
Lin's mother didn't eat for nothing for so many years, so she immediately asked to open a video to verify the truth, so that this writer's son who made a living by fooling people would not even fool his mother.
"Okay, I'll start the video right now, you can watch it."
Lin Jue was also unambiguous, directly hung up the phone and clicked on the WeChat video. Then he was taken aback by Gong Mingyue at the side.
When he was talking to his mother, Gong Mingyue next to him had already let down her hair that was tied up like a hooligan, took off her exaggerated false eyelashes, and wiped off the flaming red lips with a handkerchief. Makeup remover for eye makeup.
After dealing with this for a while, the female hooligan disappeared all of a sudden, and Miss Gong returned to her previous gentle and educated appearance.
(End of this chapter)
girlfriend?flirting?
To be honest, Lin Jue never thought that these two words could be used to describe himself.
But he also quickly realized what Gong Mingyue meant, so he immediately asked, "You mean we pretend to be a couple? Isn't that appropriate?"
"So you know it's not appropriate, so why did you write me pretending to be a couple with you in "My Missy Can't Be So Cute"? Is this appropriate?"
Speaking of this, Gong Mingyue blinked her eyes with thick smoky makeup, and said in a teasing tone.
This made Lin Jue blush a lot, because in fact it was true, there was indeed such a scene in Gong Mingyue's book.
Different from the other three books with a lot of fighting, training, and suspenseful events, the book "My Missy Can't Be This Cute" is almost full of all kinds of sweet and sour plots between young teenagers and girls .
Especially the interaction between Lin Jue and Gong Mingyue, including but not limited to "public confession", "encounter incident", "pretending to be a couple", "love for a long time", "making a fake come true", "shameless" and so on. Anyway, common You can almost see all the passages in those bad street romance novels.
Of course, fiction belongs to fiction, and reality belongs to reality.
Hearing that Gong Mingyue wanted to pretend to be a couple with her in the real world, Lin Jue couldn't help blushing and asked, "Well, don't you feel embarrassed? You want to pretend to be a couple with me."
"No, because I have already seen your old-fashioned plot, and I don't feel anything about it."
"Old. old-fashioned?"
"Isn't it old-fashioned? First, they pretended to be a couple, and then the two fell in love with each other for a long time during the contact process, and finally came together. It's such an old-fashioned plot, and it has nothing new at all."
If it was said that Gong Mingyue wanted to pretend to be a couple with her before, it just made Lin Jue a little embarrassed.
Then her comment related to the plot at this time is really a defense-breaking blow with real damage.
The moment after hearing this sentence, Lin Jue couldn't help but rolled his eyes, but he had nothing to say.
Indeed, Lin Jue also knew that the love stories he wrote in the book "My Missy Can't Be So Cute" were very old-fashioned, but there was nothing he could do about it.
After all, he was originally a single emperor, so he naturally wouldn't please girls, and he didn't understand what real girls were thinking.
Neither know how to please, nor understand women's hearts, this kind of author can write a fart love plot.
All he can do is to follow the gourd, modify the passages from other novels or comics, and then use them.
But even so, when the heroine in her book said so bluntly that the love story described by him, the author, was very old-fashioned, Lin Jue still blushed and looked very embarrassed.
But after three seconds, Lin Jue immediately came back to his senses, and said to Gong Mingyue: "Wait, the plot I wrote is also not clichéd, you will see it soon."
"...what's not corny?"
"Today is April Fool's Day over there, right? According to my original setting, a college classmate will confess to you."
"Tch, isn't it common for someone to confess to Miss Ben?"
"But she's a woman, especially."
"Female! Then... Then I won't agree! I don't have any hobbies in this area."
"Yes, you did not agree, and then she kept pestering you until one day she called you to the rooftop to explain clearly to you, but in fact she planned to pull you to jump off a building and die in love, saying that she would go with you to another live happily ever after in the world."
"Crazy! What a sick girl! What a weird plot!"
"At this time, I will come out and save you, and then I will severely criticize that sick girl and let her change her mind. How about it? This plot is very novel, right?"
"What's so new about this? Writing about a sick girl who pulls me to jump off a building to die in love, to put it bluntly, it's just an adaptation of an old-fashioned bridge where a hero saves the beauty and so on! The point is not this! The point is that I will be targeted by a sick girl today ? Are you serious?"
Originally, Gong Mingyue was still complaining like a conditioned reflex, but when she suddenly thought that there would be a sick girl staring at her today, she felt numb all over, and a chill covered her head to her feet.
"I won't go back." She shook her head hastily, gritted her teeth and said, "I won't go today, let that sick girl find someone else to confess."
"The guy in the setting has been following you secretly for a long time. She only likes you, so it's useless if you don't go back today. Sooner or later, there will be a disaster."
"There is something wrong with you! Why did you write such a setting!"
Just when Gong Mingyue angrily pulled Lin Jue's collar and shook it vigorously, wanting to see what this idiot author could shake out of his mind.
Jingle jingle jingle!Jingle jingle jingle!
At this moment, Lin Jue's cell phone rang again, and the caller ID was Mother.
Mom really called. What should I do?Do you really want to ask Gong Mingyue?
Looking at the phone that was ringing crazily, Lin Jue seemed to see an angry hand stretched out from the screen, ready to tear him apart and flush him into the toilet.
But when Lin Jue looked down at Gong Mingyue, the latter crossed his arms and gritted his teeth: "Help me get rid of that sick girl, and I'll help you get rid of your mother, otherwise we won't talk about it."
Originally, Gong Mingyue was quite willing to help Lin Jue with this small favor, but after knowing that Lin Jue dug such a big hole for herself, she immediately put forward corresponding conditions.
Are you kidding, sick girl?like me?What the hell, it's outrageous.
At the thought of a strange woman sneaking behind her, Gong Mingyue felt a chill down her spine, and quickly curled her lips.
Of course, this condition is nothing to Lin Jue. It is just a character in the book, and it is a character written by himself. He naturally has a way to deal with it.
"Deal, my mother will trouble you here."
So after giving Gong Mingyue a thumbs up, Lin Jue pressed the familiar answer button, and immediately heard a roar coming from inside.
"Aunt Li just said that you were cuddling with a dubious woman in the yard! Tell me, who is that? Are you hanging out with some messy guys?"
"What a mess, that's my girlfriend, the one that Aunt Li said came to our house."
As soon as Lin Jue finished speaking, there was silence on the other end of the phone.
In the past few seconds, Lin's mother over there whispered: "Girlfriend son, didn't you just say you don't have a girlfriend?"
"Yes, I didn't when I called before. She came to me just now, and I took advantage of the opportunity to confess to her, and that's it."
"Nonsense, how can it be so easy? She is next to you? Show me the video."
Lin's mother didn't eat for nothing for so many years, so she immediately asked to open a video to verify the truth, so that this writer's son who made a living by fooling people would not even fool his mother.
"Okay, I'll start the video right now, you can watch it."
Lin Jue was also unambiguous, directly hung up the phone and clicked on the WeChat video. Then he was taken aback by Gong Mingyue at the side.
When he was talking to his mother, Gong Mingyue next to him had already let down her hair that was tied up like a hooligan, took off her exaggerated false eyelashes, and wiped off the flaming red lips with a handkerchief. Makeup remover for eye makeup.
After dealing with this for a while, the female hooligan disappeared all of a sudden, and Miss Gong returned to her previous gentle and educated appearance.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Watch the movie "Collapse of the Stars", and the second creation will save the world!
Chapter 170 3 hours ago -
1 level 1 gold entry, I am invincible in the sea
Chapter 92 3 hours ago -
Dragon Ball Dark Dimension
Chapter 142 3 hours ago -
People in Zongwu: Starting with the Yin Gui Sect
Chapter 414 3 hours ago -
Everyone's cave cultivation, start with matching school beauty goddess
Chapter 206 3 hours ago -
With only two months left to live, the contract girlfriend cried like crazy
Chapter 382 3 hours ago -
Start the game in exile in Beiliang, sign in to the God and Demon Lu Bu
Chapter 170 3 hours ago -
Conan: Detectives and Dogs Are Not Allowed
Chapter 60 3 hours ago -
Fantasy: Invincible Bandit King
Chapter 152 3 hours ago -
Being disliked, they just gave up and started to regret it
Chapter 248 3 hours ago