Jiaolong Jue
Chapter 45 3 Weird Original Cannibalism
It was only when the sky was about to dawn that they pulled each other to get up. They were too full to use their means, and only "swayed" into the depths of the jungle.
Su Yu fled during the day, and was busy all night without sleep. At this time, he couldn't help but feel sleepy, and lay down under the tree nearby, sleeping soundly.
When he woke up, it was nighttime again, and he was about to get up, but he found that he did not know when his hands and feet were tied again, and three weirdos were surrounding him, murmuring.
"We can't owe others' favors! Yes, we can't owe favors, we can't owe favors..."
Su Yu struggled: "Why did you tie me up? Let me loose now, and I'll give you barbecue meat!"
When the three monsters heard the barbecue, they could not help but squinted their eyes slightly, their noses twitched, and sucked in the air. After a while, they looked at Su Yu again, and said with a wide eye: "Our ghost three saints can't owe you a favor, we need to kill you today! Can!"
The other two shouted: "Yes, yes, we have to pay back what we owe, so we never owe others! If I kill you today, we don't have to pay it back! No need to pay it back! Let's be smart! We're so smart! giggles!"
Su Yu was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and stopped for a moment, seeing that the three monsters had enough tossing, and each of them gathered around again, his eyes blazing fiercely.
Then he hurriedly shouted: "Wait! It's not difficult for you to kill me, but you just don't know how to kill me?"
The three weirdos were about to make a move, but they were stunned by his question. One of them put out a sharp claw, and Guang Hanhan gestured in front of Su Yu: "Then, of course, I used my sharp claw to open your stomach and pull you out. your intestines, tug, tug! Then bite! Eat, eat! Eat it up and you're dead! Right?"
Saying that he was about to start raising his claws, another weirdo also jumped over and stood in front of Su Yu, applauding and laughing: "I know, I know! It must have killed you with a stone, and then I Rip off your head and drink your brain*! Drink, drink! Then, you're dead! Is that an idea?
After that, I went around looking for big rocks.
The last weirdo also rushed over and said, "They're all wrong! You should hang you on a tree, eat a leg today, and eat an arm tomorrow! In this way, we can eat fresh meat every day! How about it? I'm still the smartest, smartest!"
Before he could finish laughing, the strange person beside him slapped his claws and slapped the strange person on the spot, cursing fiercely: "You should cut your belly and eat your intestines! My idea is the best! That's why I The smartest! The smartest!"
The monster who was beaten was still willing, and with a sharp cry, he rushed up, and the two monsters each waved their claws and beat each other.
At this time, another weirdo grabbed a stone in his hand, and he was not convinced. He waved the stone in his hand and smashed it at the two weirdos.
He kept saying angrily: "I'm smart! I'm still smart! Both of you are fools! Fools!"
The three weirdos were beaten until their noses were blue and their faces were bruised, their heads were bleeding, and they screamed again.
Su Yu endured starvation and was bound for another day. After dark, the three monsters appeared again, and they were still discussing how to kill Su Yu. After three or two sentences, they were annoyed and had to fight again.
Su Yu had already had enough, fearing that they would be endless, and he would starve to death sooner or later, so he hurriedly said, "Don't rush to fight, and listen to me!"
The three monsters stopped for a while, and one of them jumped in front of Su Yu and said with a smile, "Don't you think my idea is the best? I'll open your stomach and eat your intestines while it's hot, how good! It tastes delicious, right? giggling"
Another hurriedly came over and said, "No, no, it's still my idea! I hit your brain with a stone, and the pulp burst, with a "bang" like a flower, and then went up to dig the brain * pulp to eat! It's called Xiang! Right? Jijigege"
After all, looking at Su Yu, saliva dripped down.
The third one also ran over and said anxiously: "Fool, fool! Open your stomach to eat your intestines, but there is still shit in your intestines! You are not afraid to stink you! It's still delicious! You are an idiot! Big idiot!"
After that, he pointed to another weirdo and said: "You hit his head with a stone, his head exploded, and the white flower's brain * pulp will collapse? Can you still dig and eat it? You You are also fools, you are all fools!"
"I still have the best idea. Dig one piece today, dig one tomorrow, and eat bloody fresh meat every day. More cravings? More cravings?"
After saying that, halal seeds dripped out of his mouth long ago, he didn't forget to look at Su Yu with expectant eyes, and asked, "Right? Am I right?"
Su Yu was frightened and shook his head hurriedly: "What you said are all excellent ideas, it's just that you are all so smart, there is no way to tell the difference, so why don't I give you an idea and listen to it, if any of you agree with it? It shows that he is the smartest! How?"
When the three monsters heard it, they hurriedly put their ears to Su Yu's mouth and said, "Tell me, speak up, we'll listen! Listen!"
Su Yu said: "You eat my barbecue, but you don't want to take the favor. In fact, this matter is not difficult. I think the three of you are all martial arts. Well, you don't owe me any more! And I can still serve you barbecue every day in the future, so you don't have to bear the burden of others! Wouldn't it be better?"
After listening to the three monsters, they looked at each other. Two of them were still scratching their ears and scratching their cheeks, a little hesitant. One of them raised his hand high and said, "Okay! Okay! I..."
Before he could finish speaking, the two next to him were afraid of falling behind, so they hurriedly raised their hands and shouted: "Good idea! Good idea! I think the same, the same!"
Su Yu hurriedly praised: "You all agree! It means that you are all equally smart! Smart!"
One of them looked at Su Yu and corrected: "No, no, she is extremely smart! Extremely clever!"
The three weirdos sang and danced, happily loosening Su Yu's tie.
Just as Su Yu got up and moved his numb body, a strange person jumped up and said, "The three of us are the three saints of the Nether, and we have an elder brother called the Sect Master of the Nether. I am the Great Sage, he is the Second Sage, and he is the Three Sages. , so I'm the boss, I have to teach it first! My turtle shrinking skills are the most powerful! Now I'll teach you! I'll teach you!"
After that, they wanted to pull Su Yu to practice, and the other two also ran over, each pulling Su Yu, to teach first.
After a while, Su Yu was torn apart by them, and his limbs were so painful that he hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, listen to me, or else!"
He pointed at one of the weirdos and said, "You are the boss, teach me first!"
The boss immediately cheered and applauded.
Su Yu pointed at the second child again and said, "What about you, the second one teaches, but every time you eat barbecue, you sit in the middle!"
The second child listened to the barbecue and sat down by himself, and immediately became happy. He sat on the ground, clapped his hands and feet together, and agreed excitedly.
The third child was annoyed, his face darkened, he turned around, and threw his hands around and said, "They are all healed! I won't do it, I won't do it!"
Su Yu hurriedly came over and said: "Although the third child taught me last, and he doesn't sit on the bed, but every time he eats barbecue, he is the first to eat! The first to eat!"
Then he leaned into the third ear and whispered: "You are the first to eat meat, and you are the most profitable!"
Immediately, the mist on the third child's face cleared, and he turned somersaults on the ground, shouting, "Okay! It's okay! I'll be the first to eat meat! The first to eat meat!
The great sage was eager to teach him his own tortoise-shrinking skills, and in a blink of an eye, he shrank himself into a ball, the size of a civet cat, and jumped up and down around the crowd. Su Yu repeatedly praised him, and he was even more excited with joy.
It's just that Su Yu didn't eat for a day and was so dizzy with hunger that he looked at the great sage and said, "Your kung fu is really strange, but I haven't eaten for a day, so I'm so hungry that I don't have the strength to learn. If you can get some meat, I'll bake it, everyone will be happy. Wouldn't it be better to eat while I study?"
After listening to the two saints and three saints, they clapped and stomped their feet, shouted, and were very excited, as if they smelled the aroma of barbecue.
The great sage didn't know how to show off his kung fu, but he was happy when he heard it, and said, "What's so difficult about this? Look at me!"
After he finished speaking, I saw him running under a tree, still shrinking, like a civet cat, climbed straight to the top of the tree, grabbed a handful of birds in the nest, and stuffed the birds inside into his arms.
Afterwards, he ran to the end of the branch, swayed a few times by the branch, jumped in the air, the shadow was in the air, and had already reached the top of another big tree, and dug out the bird's nest on it.
He jumped back and forth on the tops of more than a dozen trees around him. The birds in his arms could no longer let go. Then he followed a tree trunk, head down, and with a "whoosh" sound, he flew to a few people. In front of him, more than a dozen birds were shaken to the ground.
Su Yu asked Er Sheng to find a way to get some water, Er Sheng was overjoyed, and immediately beat his head with both hands. Su Yu didn't know what to do, but stared blankly, and after a while, smoke evaporated from Er Sheng's head and retreated. A few steps, one jump, and one head hit the ground.
Su Yu was startled, and when he looked again, the Second Saint was gone.
After half a column of incense, I heard someone shouting in a muffled voice: "The water is coming! The water is coming!"
Just after the voice, I saw Er Sheng's head of muddy water drilled out from the ground, and at the entrance of the hole he came out, a clear spring slowly flowed out.
Su Yu was very happy. At the entrance of the hole, he used a short knife to dig a hole. When the water was full, he washed the birds in the water, strung them with twigs, and then set fire to the barbecue under the pile of twigs.When the bird is cooked, several people each have a string.
The great sage, the second sage showed off his skills, and he was very proud. While eating and blowing, only the third sage ate and muttered gloomily: "What's the matter? Let me get a big fat deer tomorrow! My patience! You can chase a deer and a horse, but none of you can compare! Humph!"
Su Yu hurriedly said: "That's right! That's right! The three saints' ninjutsu is a divine skill, and it is extremely powerful. I will count on you tomorrow night!"
When the three saints heard this, they smiled again.
Su Yu fled during the day, and was busy all night without sleep. At this time, he couldn't help but feel sleepy, and lay down under the tree nearby, sleeping soundly.
When he woke up, it was nighttime again, and he was about to get up, but he found that he did not know when his hands and feet were tied again, and three weirdos were surrounding him, murmuring.
"We can't owe others' favors! Yes, we can't owe favors, we can't owe favors..."
Su Yu struggled: "Why did you tie me up? Let me loose now, and I'll give you barbecue meat!"
When the three monsters heard the barbecue, they could not help but squinted their eyes slightly, their noses twitched, and sucked in the air. After a while, they looked at Su Yu again, and said with a wide eye: "Our ghost three saints can't owe you a favor, we need to kill you today! Can!"
The other two shouted: "Yes, yes, we have to pay back what we owe, so we never owe others! If I kill you today, we don't have to pay it back! No need to pay it back! Let's be smart! We're so smart! giggles!"
Su Yu was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and stopped for a moment, seeing that the three monsters had enough tossing, and each of them gathered around again, his eyes blazing fiercely.
Then he hurriedly shouted: "Wait! It's not difficult for you to kill me, but you just don't know how to kill me?"
The three weirdos were about to make a move, but they were stunned by his question. One of them put out a sharp claw, and Guang Hanhan gestured in front of Su Yu: "Then, of course, I used my sharp claw to open your stomach and pull you out. your intestines, tug, tug! Then bite! Eat, eat! Eat it up and you're dead! Right?"
Saying that he was about to start raising his claws, another weirdo also jumped over and stood in front of Su Yu, applauding and laughing: "I know, I know! It must have killed you with a stone, and then I Rip off your head and drink your brain*! Drink, drink! Then, you're dead! Is that an idea?
After that, I went around looking for big rocks.
The last weirdo also rushed over and said, "They're all wrong! You should hang you on a tree, eat a leg today, and eat an arm tomorrow! In this way, we can eat fresh meat every day! How about it? I'm still the smartest, smartest!"
Before he could finish laughing, the strange person beside him slapped his claws and slapped the strange person on the spot, cursing fiercely: "You should cut your belly and eat your intestines! My idea is the best! That's why I The smartest! The smartest!"
The monster who was beaten was still willing, and with a sharp cry, he rushed up, and the two monsters each waved their claws and beat each other.
At this time, another weirdo grabbed a stone in his hand, and he was not convinced. He waved the stone in his hand and smashed it at the two weirdos.
He kept saying angrily: "I'm smart! I'm still smart! Both of you are fools! Fools!"
The three weirdos were beaten until their noses were blue and their faces were bruised, their heads were bleeding, and they screamed again.
Su Yu endured starvation and was bound for another day. After dark, the three monsters appeared again, and they were still discussing how to kill Su Yu. After three or two sentences, they were annoyed and had to fight again.
Su Yu had already had enough, fearing that they would be endless, and he would starve to death sooner or later, so he hurriedly said, "Don't rush to fight, and listen to me!"
The three monsters stopped for a while, and one of them jumped in front of Su Yu and said with a smile, "Don't you think my idea is the best? I'll open your stomach and eat your intestines while it's hot, how good! It tastes delicious, right? giggling"
Another hurriedly came over and said, "No, no, it's still my idea! I hit your brain with a stone, and the pulp burst, with a "bang" like a flower, and then went up to dig the brain * pulp to eat! It's called Xiang! Right? Jijigege"
After all, looking at Su Yu, saliva dripped down.
The third one also ran over and said anxiously: "Fool, fool! Open your stomach to eat your intestines, but there is still shit in your intestines! You are not afraid to stink you! It's still delicious! You are an idiot! Big idiot!"
After that, he pointed to another weirdo and said: "You hit his head with a stone, his head exploded, and the white flower's brain * pulp will collapse? Can you still dig and eat it? You You are also fools, you are all fools!"
"I still have the best idea. Dig one piece today, dig one tomorrow, and eat bloody fresh meat every day. More cravings? More cravings?"
After saying that, halal seeds dripped out of his mouth long ago, he didn't forget to look at Su Yu with expectant eyes, and asked, "Right? Am I right?"
Su Yu was frightened and shook his head hurriedly: "What you said are all excellent ideas, it's just that you are all so smart, there is no way to tell the difference, so why don't I give you an idea and listen to it, if any of you agree with it? It shows that he is the smartest! How?"
When the three monsters heard it, they hurriedly put their ears to Su Yu's mouth and said, "Tell me, speak up, we'll listen! Listen!"
Su Yu said: "You eat my barbecue, but you don't want to take the favor. In fact, this matter is not difficult. I think the three of you are all martial arts. Well, you don't owe me any more! And I can still serve you barbecue every day in the future, so you don't have to bear the burden of others! Wouldn't it be better?"
After listening to the three monsters, they looked at each other. Two of them were still scratching their ears and scratching their cheeks, a little hesitant. One of them raised his hand high and said, "Okay! Okay! I..."
Before he could finish speaking, the two next to him were afraid of falling behind, so they hurriedly raised their hands and shouted: "Good idea! Good idea! I think the same, the same!"
Su Yu hurriedly praised: "You all agree! It means that you are all equally smart! Smart!"
One of them looked at Su Yu and corrected: "No, no, she is extremely smart! Extremely clever!"
The three weirdos sang and danced, happily loosening Su Yu's tie.
Just as Su Yu got up and moved his numb body, a strange person jumped up and said, "The three of us are the three saints of the Nether, and we have an elder brother called the Sect Master of the Nether. I am the Great Sage, he is the Second Sage, and he is the Three Sages. , so I'm the boss, I have to teach it first! My turtle shrinking skills are the most powerful! Now I'll teach you! I'll teach you!"
After that, they wanted to pull Su Yu to practice, and the other two also ran over, each pulling Su Yu, to teach first.
After a while, Su Yu was torn apart by them, and his limbs were so painful that he hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, listen to me, or else!"
He pointed at one of the weirdos and said, "You are the boss, teach me first!"
The boss immediately cheered and applauded.
Su Yu pointed at the second child again and said, "What about you, the second one teaches, but every time you eat barbecue, you sit in the middle!"
The second child listened to the barbecue and sat down by himself, and immediately became happy. He sat on the ground, clapped his hands and feet together, and agreed excitedly.
The third child was annoyed, his face darkened, he turned around, and threw his hands around and said, "They are all healed! I won't do it, I won't do it!"
Su Yu hurriedly came over and said: "Although the third child taught me last, and he doesn't sit on the bed, but every time he eats barbecue, he is the first to eat! The first to eat!"
Then he leaned into the third ear and whispered: "You are the first to eat meat, and you are the most profitable!"
Immediately, the mist on the third child's face cleared, and he turned somersaults on the ground, shouting, "Okay! It's okay! I'll be the first to eat meat! The first to eat meat!
The great sage was eager to teach him his own tortoise-shrinking skills, and in a blink of an eye, he shrank himself into a ball, the size of a civet cat, and jumped up and down around the crowd. Su Yu repeatedly praised him, and he was even more excited with joy.
It's just that Su Yu didn't eat for a day and was so dizzy with hunger that he looked at the great sage and said, "Your kung fu is really strange, but I haven't eaten for a day, so I'm so hungry that I don't have the strength to learn. If you can get some meat, I'll bake it, everyone will be happy. Wouldn't it be better to eat while I study?"
After listening to the two saints and three saints, they clapped and stomped their feet, shouted, and were very excited, as if they smelled the aroma of barbecue.
The great sage didn't know how to show off his kung fu, but he was happy when he heard it, and said, "What's so difficult about this? Look at me!"
After he finished speaking, I saw him running under a tree, still shrinking, like a civet cat, climbed straight to the top of the tree, grabbed a handful of birds in the nest, and stuffed the birds inside into his arms.
Afterwards, he ran to the end of the branch, swayed a few times by the branch, jumped in the air, the shadow was in the air, and had already reached the top of another big tree, and dug out the bird's nest on it.
He jumped back and forth on the tops of more than a dozen trees around him. The birds in his arms could no longer let go. Then he followed a tree trunk, head down, and with a "whoosh" sound, he flew to a few people. In front of him, more than a dozen birds were shaken to the ground.
Su Yu asked Er Sheng to find a way to get some water, Er Sheng was overjoyed, and immediately beat his head with both hands. Su Yu didn't know what to do, but stared blankly, and after a while, smoke evaporated from Er Sheng's head and retreated. A few steps, one jump, and one head hit the ground.
Su Yu was startled, and when he looked again, the Second Saint was gone.
After half a column of incense, I heard someone shouting in a muffled voice: "The water is coming! The water is coming!"
Just after the voice, I saw Er Sheng's head of muddy water drilled out from the ground, and at the entrance of the hole he came out, a clear spring slowly flowed out.
Su Yu was very happy. At the entrance of the hole, he used a short knife to dig a hole. When the water was full, he washed the birds in the water, strung them with twigs, and then set fire to the barbecue under the pile of twigs.When the bird is cooked, several people each have a string.
The great sage, the second sage showed off his skills, and he was very proud. While eating and blowing, only the third sage ate and muttered gloomily: "What's the matter? Let me get a big fat deer tomorrow! My patience! You can chase a deer and a horse, but none of you can compare! Humph!"
Su Yu hurriedly said: "That's right! That's right! The three saints' ninjutsu is a divine skill, and it is extremely powerful. I will count on you tomorrow night!"
When the three saints heard this, they smiled again.
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